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Money change face

One cool Saturday morning at Tapa, Ojodu Berger
I was with Godson and Papoose doing what people do at Tapa
Among the other people there was a bike man who seems to enjoy meeting new people and telling them his story
He told us his name is Moneychangeface

Yes one word

Moneychangeface
When I or my friend Godson remarked that his name was odd
He said it has a story behind it and he volunteered to tell us
Now I volunteer to tell you
He said he once worked for 8 months riding okada on the streets of Lagos just so he could save some money to buy his own bike and rent a new room
He toiled and saved 400k

The day he collected the cash
He kept it in his room and slept for a very long time after counting and recounting the money
Now he woke up very late the next day and it was a Saturday
It was suppose to be a lucky day
Like his yesterday
But then his Co tenants were having a meeting at the yard and as he left the house to go find something to eat
He realized that he had to tip them for having a meeting
So he went in and bought out 5k for them to buy groundnut
While he was at it

He put 10 k inside the pocket of his boxers, yes some boxers have pockets, every olokada has it and u can know why

He pocketed another 50k in his wallet because he realised that he has some small debts to pay on the street, u know those kain debts wey person no dey everly pay finish but e get one day wey u go just have big money and u go remember to sort them willingly

Na those kain debts and one of such debts was the one he owed Mama Shukroh
That was the first time I knew there were people actually called Shukroh
D name sef get as e be

I think say na wicked people dem go dey call like dat


So after his Co tenants had hailed him and called him Odogwu, Odogwu Odogwu several times for like 10 minutes raising their hand and stamping their foot on the ground. They also bought Seamans aromatic schnapps with his 5 k and he didn't even sip some of it before he left for Mama Shukrohs abode to repay her.

At Mama Shukrohs place, he met her absence and only her only child, her daughter at home.
Now, for some time, Shukroh has been seducing him or he has been seducing her, he couldn't remember who started it exactly. But he said he just knew insksde him that the girl was gonna Bleep him one day. He said it like it was an unwritten agreement. And it has to be fulfilled one day.

One day.

Why not today

Remember He was having 50 k in his wallet that day.
In a way no be him money because he took it from his money at home so that he can settle his debt.
He owe Mama Shukroh 20k. He gave it to Shukroh with one ambigous message.

He come suddenly give Shukroh 10k and tell her say he wan to press her breast. She was 19, seeking admission.

Shukroh no be baby now
Naso he come dey seek her consent.


She obliged and then he said he remembered that she suggested that if he could just dip his hand and provide another 10k from the pocket where the first 10k came from.
She go allow him suck breast.

He said he don't like sucking breast since the day a pregnant girl lied to him and made him suck her breast while a white fluid entered his mouth...
That one na another story.

So he didn't wanna suck breast and he was getting fresh.
The girl no let him fvck but she let him dey dry hump her.

She no comot anything, but she let him unzip his trouser and bring his monster out

As he was about to com. Na im Mama Shukroh and their dog Abacha enter. Abacha na young Rottweiler

They barged in from the backyard.

Gbege!!!

Shukroh sabi act o.

She begin cry...

Abacha too begin bark one yeye funny bark because he sabi Moneychangeface, he no fit attack am. E be like say e come dey cry, because e dey bark one kain funny bark, come dey jump up and down dey...

I swear to God.

Mama Shukroh kicked the dog and shout Get out, the dog just go lie on couch dey look them
He was probably interested in Moneychangeface still erect monster




Shukroh said that Moneychangeface came to rob and rape her. She swore.

Mama Shukroh said shut up.
You little harlot.
I heard everything.
Shukroh stopped crying lesekese.

Money change face said chineke, how come?

Before he said another how come, one slap just come land on his face.
He shout wooo, his face truly changed. E come red.

He could not fight.
He was in their house but as a man, he held her hand and Shukroh held his monster at first. Then she changed her mind. And she grabbed his blokos.

He couldn't scream, he was just hiccuping and hyperventillating and so he let Mama Shukrohs hand go.
She went for his pocket and therefore his wallet.

She removed his cash and she let Abacha keep the wallet. Thank God say nothing else dey inside.

Before any Jack Robinson. Mama Shukroh was gonna start shouting blue murder.

Immediately Shukroh let his balls go. He bailed out of the house because even Abacha was after him or after his now limp monster

His scrotum was bruised. He couldn't run well. But he managed to run.
You see he was hyperventilating but he was rapidly processing what had just happened in the last five minutes in his brain.

It happened so fast.
The women had just showed him the stuff they were made off.
He had pressed Mama Shukrohs breast before though.
That was part of how come he owed her 20k
He decided to put the episode behind him but then that would require some drinking

So he no go home.
He branch for one pub.
He seldom drinks
Because when he does, he drinks heavily, not the quantity. The price.
He drinks expensive drinks.
He drank Bailey's. Maybe 2k.
Remember he has just been robbed.
No money in his pocket. But money dey house.
But no worries.
That same pub was where he cashed out the previous day.
They knew him.
Some of them were already coming to congratulate him
This is Nigeria now


To be continued...