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Romance › Re: I'm The Most Handsome Guy On nairaland. Check My Profile by illicit(m): 6:50am On May 24, 2021
richmond500:
Show us ur non-studio pic.
Make we access that ur shapeless, useless, directionless, rough and hilled, smooth and rugged moi-moi container u call head
shocked

U are merciless


grin
Travel › Re: Cable Car Crashed On Mountain, Killed 14 In Italy (Photos) by illicit(m): 6:49am On May 24, 2021
Haaa

I am scared o

What a tragedy
Romance › Re: My Observation Of Nairaland So Far by illicit(m): 6:47am On May 24, 2021
grin
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by illicit(m): 6:44am On May 24, 2021
IntersexSherry:
busted. Seems you patronize Ashewoes a lot.
tongue
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by illicit(m): 10:06pm On May 23, 2021
wunmi590:
Woo illicit I'm not copy oooo

Your cuppy dealt UK dey enjoy her life wink
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by illicit(m): 9:58pm On May 23, 2021
wunmi590:
You have to knock harder....

Please continue knocking until your hand is almost pilled on the door grin
tongue

Abi u are cuppy nihuh
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by illicit(m): 9:54pm On May 23, 2021
wunmi590:
Go knock on her twitter or IG cheesy
Make she open her door, make I enter
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by illicit(m): 9:49pm On May 23, 2021
wunmi590:
Go crusher now cool
I am looking for her number
Crime › Re: Could It Be My Account Was Used For Scam??? by illicit(m): 9:48pm On May 23, 2021
Spend everything
Literature › Re: Money Change Face by illicit(op):
cheesy
phunmilayo73
Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by illicit(m): 8:57pm On May 23, 2021
shocked
Culture › Re: What Culture Is This From? by illicit(m): 8:50pm On May 23, 2021
Looks like a testesfact
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by illicit(m): 4:18pm On May 23, 2021
My crush
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Getting A Job In The United Nations Demystified by illicit(m): 10:59am On May 23, 2021
jabberjawz:
By checking the official website of the various UN agencies for job latest posting, registering and checking through the official UNV page for open roles & postings......

https://www.unv.org/
Is volunteering a paid jobhuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Getting A Job In The United Nations Demystified by illicit(m): 10:37am On May 23, 2021
jabberjawz:
Yes, you can work in the communication & advocacy section of the various agencies....you can join the fund raising section, or information dissemination/community outreach section or programs.
Ok how
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Getting A Job In The United Nations Demystified by illicit(m): 10:18am On May 23, 2021
jabberjawz:
UN does not hire teachers, but you can learn any of the official UN languages and work as a translator.
I am a Linguist
Business › Re: Best Free Sign-up Platform With Sure Payment Within 3 Weeks by illicit(m):
Add me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Getting A Job In The United Nations Demystified by illicit(m): 6:57am On May 23, 2021
Can I teach with the UN?
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by illicit(m): 8:04pm On May 22, 2021
bedoab10k:
Around 2005, I was in University of Ilorin then. There was a day I was passing behind a popular brothel at Unity area, I was going to a friend's house. Lo and behold, a woman came to visit her ashawo daughter at the brothel. All of them were celebrating her visit. I paused to get the full gist, I was shocked probably the mother might be a retired Ashawo.
Better by far bro
Travel › Re: Buildings Taller Than Mount Everest: Hundred Story Buildings Skyscrapers by illicit(m): 7:22pm On May 22, 2021
I don't understand
Nairaland General › Re: Total Blackout In Ado-ekiti For Four Days And Counting, by illicit(m): 6:36pm On May 22, 2021
Lekan239:
all areas in Ado-Ekiti is experiencing Total blackout except some outskirt of Ado like Ijan where the federal polytechnic is located. where are you located in Ado
Federal poly is located in Ijanhuh

Ok o so where is ABUAD located
Celebrities › Re: My Microwave Can Buy Davido’s Car And Leave Change” – Singer, NBA Geeboy Brags by illicit(m): 6:34pm On May 22, 2021
grin
Culture › Re: Never Climb A Toilet Seat To Take A Poop To Prevent Toilet Accidents by illicit(m): 4:54pm On May 22, 2021
That's how I do when I was younger
Romance › Re: Why Do People always Call Me Weird by illicit(m):
Ilamina:
Why you think so
tongue
Romance › Re: Why Do People always Call Me Weird by illicit(m): 3:35pm On May 22, 2021
U forgot to add o

U are a weirdo
Crime › Re: Why I Stabbed My Mother-in-law To Death — Suspect by illicit(m): 2:43pm On May 22, 2021
shocked
Education › Re: SUG UNEC Abacha Fiesta: The 1st Of It’s Kind In UNEC (photos) by illicit(m): 9:04am On May 22, 2021
Wey Abacha
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by illicit(m): 7:42am On May 22, 2021
It happens

The day I saw pregnant Ashewo, na him I no say Nothing is impossible
Literature › Re: Money Change Face by illicit(op):
JustCruise:
G, don't leave me hanging......Interesting
So as they were taking their seats near him and he was still relishing the treatment he got at Mama Shukrohs house. He decided to keep it to himself

He knew that men can't treat him that way
So he ordered pepper soup and cool drinks for any man in sight

The waiter was a girl, she no get breast, he no buy her anything

One of the men drinking to his health now was his fellow okada rider, they call him Gbajabiamila

Gbajabiamila sef know say e don cash out so he get business proposal for am, guess whathuh

Gambling
Or betting

He told him that he could win 1,000,000 with just a few thousands

Moneychangeface was already tipsy, so he barely said ok
He made Gbajabiamila take him home on his bike to fetch money

When they got home, his neighbours had dispersed from their meeting, they left their housewives at home.

The housewives started their own hailing
Somehow everybody seems to know that he has money

There was one that's been giving him greenlight, maybe he shd call her to the backyard now but he remember the Shukrohs

He didn't wanna give any woman money again but they told him to settle one of them deduced him that they have serious gist for him.

He sha finally gave each of them 1, 1 k

They were 11 in number

There were three of them married to a bus conductor and live in one room. With 5 children.

They told him that the police had come looking for him.

He said why

They said they should ask him.

He was still tipsy. He said ok

So he put all his money inside a nylon and hid it on his person
He left the house.

He let Gbajabiamila take him to a betting shop.

Now maybe it was Shukroh or her Mama dey look him with AK

He never sure

Everybody somehow knew he has money and police still come involve

Police sef na ogbologbo thief, what an oxymoron and irony of lifehuh

Gbajabiamila say na wa for u o
Guy make we go bet, u go dey alright, u go give police money ehn, e go go tell person wey report u say make he be careful o

Nna make we go bet...


At the betting shop...
Romance › Re: Why Do Female Children Tend To Lose Respect With The Onset Of Breast Development by illicit(m): 7:11am On May 22, 2021
because some agbaya men has started telling them nonsense and playing rough play with them.
Education › Re: The Parameters Of Signing Up Into This Forum Is Too Poor by illicit(m): 7:03am On May 22, 2021
Seun:
Have they started again? I thought they were handled and haven't gotten any new complaints from my supermods.
They are back again

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