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Very good guy

I don't understand what Mr Adebayo is doing at that ministry tho


He has sat on the payroll support scheme


He has always been a sluggish fellow tho, nothing fast or innovative about him

Housekeeping
Pocket money
Stipend
Owo Obe

Wow I didn't know him

Incredible

What would Prince Phillip be doing in the house anyway

Na wa o

The head of cat fish is bae

U know what?

I was wearing her shirt, I mentioned it earlier


On the shirt was inscribed NYPD

and a police symbol was inscribed

She had a fez cap in the car and I had put it on

The car was not marked. Black.

While she was gisting with the guy that whispered and there were two others behind him. The other one was rooted on the spot like a tree or NEPA pole

I walked near him, as I moved closer he sprang and move backwards and said


"Wetin.... Bobo na Ak be this one o"


There was a commotion behind him and I think I heard a bike started but I put up my hands and said hey no problem


I didn't stop walking, he stopped moving backwards

The one talking to Princess was coming towards me now and the two guys behind him, one was holding princess and I heard somebody cocked a pistol and said Stop!


The sound came from behind him, I was directly under the light now, the same spot the rooted guy that started moving backwards when I emerged from the car in her fez cap, her NYPD shirt, Shorts and her Crocs was rooted before

They were all mostly in the darkness now but the guy that was approaching me was still approaching me, he had a pistol, English made.

He said...

What gwan?

I said what?

He said move

I said what?

He raised the gun and said u be informat ni?

I said No o...

I started walking back towards the car


He said Stop!

I didn't.

I heard the girl laughing and talking about something else and the group continued like nothing happened.

I sat in the driver seat.

She joined me after some ten minutes

She was sweating and she said drive joo

I said to where, she said Shasha.

I didn't mind

When we moved, a bike followed us.

I didn't think she knew or she knew and didn't mind

I knew something was up and about to go down

No wahala, I dey.

When we got to Shasha the bike went on and I saw it turned a corner, Shasha was well lit as usual.

It was around 3am

She was dozing in the car

Was I enjoying my night? Hmmmm yeah

I stepped hard on the brakes,. she jerked awake and screamed Excellency! Excellency!!


Excellency

She rolled her eyes and yawned and pointed to Bayduk filling station

She said sorry dear

At Bayduk filling station, we were making out in her car and she was about giving me a head when I heard the bike approach

This time there was a passenger on it

She said I shouldn't say a word.

She whispered

psst

psssst


psssst


The passenger returned with a birdcall

The bike man stopped and the passenger walked towards us

He carried a pocket torch, he walked to my side of the car and shown the light on my face

She said I shouldn't talk but I did

I asked

Hey what's up?

He didn't answer, he was a very solid guy, probably Ibo.

He returned to the bike and the bike man started it and they took off into the dark.

She was quiet most of the time

I said to her

Well, now what?

She said just wait and continued handling my dick

Some few minutes later

We heard a whistle

She got in the driver seat and started the car...

devilmayvry
NtioObaEneke
meekysmudger


So I had decided to call her princess

If princess was gonna go to work at ten, bad we were not sleeping at 2am, I wondered what she would do at her waiter job, I couldnt wait to find out

Her car was a convertible, Chrysler, and she was a waiter

I told you

Can you do the maths?

Did u figure it out yet?

She had a pet too, can you guess what it was?

At Osolos palace, there was a lone street light in front of the palace

it illuminated the street, if not, the whole place was dark

There were four guys under the light and I believe there were a lot more in the shadows because there were voices

When we turned into the street from Car street, she turned off the headlights and kept pressing the horn at seconds interval


When she saw the lone street light and the four guys, she winked her headlights.

We were there, hearing voices and nothing else.

One of the boys whispered like Scooby Doo or was it Tom of the Tom and Jerry fame
Sometimes I Like Tom sometimes I like Jerry...


What she came there to do was to buy meth

Meth in Akure

They call it sunshine

I tell u

I think it reverses and becomes an elixir

I heard she can cook yati...

And God will punish u for helping him to power

TMKsouth:
I think that's Zuma . Why Zuma before Mandela though? Will check and if there's one i will definitely feature it.

lol

So Rochas didn't make one in Imo state

What nonsense

NtiObaEneke:
Go on please...

Then she played Enya maybe the song was titled World music or something but it was an eerie and probably esoteric music

We passed the joint back and forth and she produced a little eye drop from her pocket and dropped it in her eye
I don't know what kind of drug it was

Somehow I found myself on her in the shower, we were both naked and she was sucking my nipples

We did what adults do

I don't want to bore u with details

We didn't sleep one wink that night
Cos after the sex we went to her house across the street, we were in underwears actually and I was on a two week holiday


At her house in her kitchen she produced a liter of yoghurt from her refrigerator

She produced jollof and croaker fish too from her microwave
Before I forget, she had a pet

Guess what



She was comfortable

It was Around 1am and we drove back to town

She was wearing a tee shirt and a bum short

I was in my boxers and in her tee shirt

I even put myself in her Crocs

When I asked the destination, she said Osolos palace

I offered to drive, she said when we are heading back from Osolos palace

I said what's in the Osolos palace

She said Highness

No pun intended


Even at this point, I still don't know her name
And she don't know mine

At the hotel reception I said my name was Prince

Too bad

Felason:
This Kanye and his weird stuffs.
Can't buy that shoe for two thousand naira .

If e no gree #1200 last, I no buy


Very ugly shoe

Boil

Eeyah

PervertProphet:
Good for you.

All I am saying is that 1.5billion people call one man who did worst than him a Prophet of God.

Yeah

Good for them

Was that before or after they had sex