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Crime › Re: Remembering The ALUU 4 Victims by illicit(m): 2:38pm On Apr 23, 2021
AntiAPC2023:
they came with a gun and in the dead of the night with a notorious cultist to collect money from their coursemate.
The cultist escaped with the gun after firing several shots while the other boys were nabbed.
Not that I'm supporting the way they were killed but during that moment armed robbery activities was on the rise in that community and these boys became scapegoats for being at the wrong place and at the wrong Time.
cc illicit
Don't mind him/her
Business › Re: Amputee Hawker, Mary Daniel, Has Been Totally Transformed (Photos) by illicit(m): 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2021
ImaIma1:
The 15m raised for her will help her start a business that will make a living for herself
That's if she didn't get swindled with the endorsements
Education › Re: What You Need To Know About The Nigerian Colonial Flag by illicit(m): 10:02am On Apr 23, 2021
Nice info
Business › Re: Amputee Hawker, Mary Daniel, Has Been Totally Transformed (Photos) by illicit(m): 9:46am On Apr 23, 2021
This is becoming unnecessary and probably ridiculous


She needs to get to work like everyone else and make her living and not this paparazzi that may get her being outsmarted, swindled, used and dumped at the end of it all
Romance › Re: How To Know Nigerian Girls That Are Unserious In Life (photos) by illicit(m): 9:43am On Apr 23, 2021
When she wears at least 10 ear rings

That's a no no
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by illicit(m): 9:00am On Apr 23, 2021
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by illicit(m): 8:58am On Apr 23, 2021
seyz91:
na pubic hair be the joy in it for you?
just asking?
I like touch and feel it before the do

It's like child abuse if I find no hair
Disgusting
Crime › Re: Remembering The ALUU 4 Victims by illicit(m): 8:30am On Apr 23, 2021
double77:
Who told you that they were cultists?
Pls live the innocence boys alone or their blood will be on your head.

Their only crime was going to collect what was theirs from a course mate. Only for him to raise force alarm when he sighted them and ran, They foolishly chase after him.

If you have had any encounter in a community that is not yours. Then you will know how unfair people are been treated.
They accuse you and don't give you room or voice to defend yourself.

I can still feel their pains and hear them crying. And their blood will forever be a curse upon the people of Aluu.
The four corners of Aluu will never know peace. Fire and tears will never depart from them. They will cry continuously and nobody will hear them.
They came in the company of a guy who had a gun and ran away
Romance › Alice In Yonderland (Friction) by illicit(op):
Ok

My mum kicked the bucket.

I came home from two states away and it's been a long time since I was around here, things have changed.

I was having mixed feelings because I saw her body at the morgue and I couldn't sleep or even think about it.


I don't club but I decided to hit the club

I just didn't want to be my usual self, I wanted to be another person so that I won't think of my problems

At the club I couldn't drink but I sat at the VIP

If u know Bola Komo in Akure, that's where.

I ordered water, For two. For myself and I. Very expensive but I didn't mind. To make a difference, I asked for one chilled bottle and another warm bottle.

Ironically when the drinks were brought, it was Gossy springs water all d way from Ikogosi warmsprings in Ekiti. Where cold and warm water embraced...

There were people in the other sections. Boys. girls. only few people were alone. I was alone in d VIP. Alone

Some of the call girls will be eyeing me but I was eyeing the waiter. She was cute that one. And slim and friendly with me and everyone.

I asked her when she goes home. She smiled and said nothing.

I got drunk on my two bottles of water and left the club staggering. I didn't want to go home so I just sat on a car in front of the club. Call girls were there too.

Some smoking. But they were all noisy and undisciplined.

I arrived the club at 5pm. Outside I checked my watch and it was 9pm.

It was fast. The club was filling up now I watch people going in and out. Different people but all the girls I saw were call girls. I don't like call girls.

I was sitting on that car and thinking about nothing when I heard excuse me, behind me.

It was a pretty lady in very nice corporate dress and stilletoes that tapped me. she looked fresh and familiar.

She said I was sitting on her car and she has to move.

I apologized and complimented her dress she smiled and looked at my face closely, I looked at her closely too and it was weird but then she asked , were u waiting for mehuh


waiting for u, I said it like a statement and not like d question it was meant to be

Because I don't know why I should be waiting for her when I barely knew her but then she looked familiar, could there be a coincidence or misunderstanding somewhere? where? here?
I coughed.

She said sorry and took water from her car and offered me. Then suddenly stopped and laughed mischievously.

Aquaman, here have it, it seems u need aqua


I looked at her puzzled.

I served u at the VIP remember? you bought two litters of water and drank it. Wow. u deserve a Guinness

lol, I knew she was the cute waitress I tried to toast earlier....

Wow she look different now, perhaps she wore a wig earlier and not wearing make up now.

She looked cuter now and she was really cute earlier that evening.
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by illicit(m):
Trustedpronet:
When the mamas decides to scrape off their own pubic and armpits which make them look relatively like children. But It is a shame that such a role model will descend so low.
I can't sleep with a lady that shaved off all her pubic hair



It's disgusting
Culture › Re: Why Itsekiris Are Not Yorubas But Binis by illicit(m): 6:32am On Apr 23, 2021
Ur number 6 tho
Celebrities › Re: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She's Alive (video) by illicit(m): 6:27am On Apr 23, 2021
It was a trick to garner sympathy
Crime › Re: Remembering The ALUU 4 Victims by illicit(m): 6:13am On Apr 23, 2021
They were cultists
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by illicit(m): 6:03am On Apr 23, 2021
Child wey no even get pubic hairhuh
Politics › Re: FG's Survival Fund Beneficiaries Are Complaining About Non-Payment by illicit(m): 6:00am On Apr 23, 2021
orikoku:
Nigeria is broke already. Let them collect the ones they give out before another batch can be paid.
It's not a loan
Pets › Re: Heartbreaking Pictures Of Starved Lions From OAU Zoo(pics). by illicit(m): 6:15pm On Apr 22, 2021
Where did u see OAUhuh
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Star Baba Ijesha Arrested For Alleged 7-year Rape Of Minor by illicit(m): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2021
He must be insane
Agriculture › Re: How Nigerian Farmer Makes Wealth By Growing Crops In The Air by illicit(m): 8:00am On Apr 22, 2021
Wow so I can just bring yam out of the thin airhuh
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy, Davido, and Wizkid 10 Years Ago [Picture] by illicit(m): 7:58am On Apr 22, 2021
Henceforth I will try to be like Davido

shocked
Romance › Re: Why Are Caribbeans So Nice? by illicit(m): 7:55am On Apr 22, 2021
tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesia Navy Submarine Goes Missing With 53 On Board(Photos) by illicit(m): 7:40am On Apr 22, 2021
Too sad
Gaming › Re: How To Reply Comments On Nairaland (thread) by illicit(m): 7:34am On Apr 22, 2021
Are u for realhuh
tongue
Celebrities › Re: Davido Does Not Sleep, Says Peruzzi by illicit(m): 10:07pm On Apr 21, 2021
Just say he doesn't sleep in one place

He sleeps around
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's The Best Way To Prepare For Tony Elumelu Foundation Competition by illicit(m): 4:12pm On Apr 21, 2021
Viktoro1:
I got an email from them today. But I was asked to join them on a class on YouTube. Dont know of it's same email you guys are talking about.
On this one

The class was 1.30pm

I got the mail around 3. huh
Business › Re: TEFconnect 2021 Nairalanders (lets Meet Here) by illicit(m): 12:08pm On Apr 20, 2021
billpete89:
How do I know the category that I am placed in??
Got their email yesterday
Check the mail you got after registration and test
Crime › Re: Woman Caught Hiding Cocaine Inside Foodstuffs And Selling It To Prisoners by illicit(m): 6:04am On Apr 20, 2021
Very risky
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by illicit(m): 5:58am On Apr 20, 2021
The story an okada man told me

He titled it "Money change face"
Crime › Re: Can We Call This A Crime Or Incest? by illicit(m): 5:57am On Apr 20, 2021
Adopt an older son like me
Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz In New Shape For First Fight Since Anthony Joshua Loss (Photos) by illicit(m): 8:58pm On Apr 19, 2021
He truly lost his heavy weights

No pun intended

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