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PoliticsRe: Ghana Does Not Manage Nigeria's Airspace - GCAA by illmatic101(m):
For God sake, when will all this lies stop? ehh!!

what is really going on? lies and propaganda has become the norm from the executive
PoliticsRe: “Report Those Behind Corruption” – Lamorde Charges Civil Societies by illmatic101(m): 7:49pm On Aug 11, 2015
Okay ooh, Tinubu, Obj una hear? una own don finish today

* jogging to EFCC *
PoliticsRe: Is Politics A Dirty Game? by illmatic101(m): 7:39pm On Aug 11, 2015
politics use to be business, but APC made it a dirty game.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Spot The Difference ;D by illmatic101(m): 8:13pm On Aug 09, 2015
undecided
PoliticsRe: Igeria: Immediate Past Govs To Be Charged To Court - EFCC by illmatic101(m): 8:33pm On Aug 08, 2015
My own list

PoliticsRe: IT Firm Denies Receiving N78million For Fashola’s Website by illmatic101(m):
list of corrupt APC Governors

PoliticsRe: If This Happened To You...what Will You Do? by illmatic101(m): 7:49pm On Aug 07, 2015
All the children go turn government properties, for sure
PoliticsRe: Oshomole Bags Best Governor Award by illmatic101(m): 7:30am On Aug 07, 2015
Yeah!
Best Governor indeed, all he know's is to use state funds to take care of lara and her people
PoliticsRe: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by illmatic101(op): 7:19am On Aug 07, 2015
kamair237:
Op ur mother.....
U be wicked guy......
my mother this early morning? grin
PoliticsI Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by illmatic101(op): 7:06am On Aug 07, 2015
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His
teacher always yelled at him, calling
him "a waste of conception, time and
space. And a sure failure in life ".
One day, poor Shehu's grand mother
came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told
her quite frankly that she had never
seen such a dumb boy all her life; and
advised her to withdraw and enrol
him under an artisan , because formal
schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The
grandmother, shocked at the teacher's
remarks, withdrew her grandson from
the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
25 years later the teacher was
diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do
surgery. And only a certain doctor in
the whole of Nigeria (practising in
Maiduguri) could perform this
procedure. Left with no alternative,
the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It
was successful. When she awoke
hours after the surgery, she saw a
handsome young doctor smiling
down
at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways
and suddenly began to
express shock & anguish , her face
started to turn pale ; she frantically
made attempts to raise her hand and
tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she
gave up the Ghost and died . The
young doctor was shocked . He tried
to find out what went wrong .
Eventually he found out that it was our
dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected
the lady's ventilator from d socket to
connect his phone charger . But wait
o... so una been think say na
Shehu become the doctor ?
Hahahahaha.....Dat na only 4 Nollywood
movies o. .
PoliticsRe: Senators Abandon Lawan, Tinubu. by illmatic101(m): 8:19pm On Aug 06, 2015
Now let's go wailing
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Ur Girl Did This Type Of Thing To You On U Wedding Day? Pics by illmatic101(m): 10:18pm On Aug 05, 2015
That's why I ain't getting married
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Nairalanders Behaviour In Political Discourse by illmatic101(m): 9:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
[quote author=rigarmortis post=36644896]Yeah, take a break from your full, or should i say fool-time paid misinformation job and have ''fun'' which in nairaland english actually means 0r.gy.

Pervert yansh nixxa.
I'll pass on that. [/quote


Chai!!! all this insult for one person grin
BusinessRe: CBN Bans Deposits Into Domiciliary Account by illmatic101(m): 8:45pm On Aug 05, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
stale news, barcanista don deal wif dis topic before.
Yeah! barcanista the political professor
PoliticsRe: We Will Maintain NYSC For National Unity – Buhari by illmatic101(m): 8:04pm On Aug 05, 2015
PMB should apologize publicly first to Nigerians and the parents of those corp members that his supporters (wanking Zombies) butchered during the 2011 electoral violence before mentioning N.....Y.....S.....C


Remember, APC supporters, butchering, and Zombies(the wanking type) have something in common
PoliticsRe: Barcanista Is The New Beaf Of Nairaland. by illmatic101(m): 1:47pm On Aug 05, 2015
Wanking zombie grin[/quote]Hehehehe...

You called him wanking zombie grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorists Funded From Oil Theft In Nigeria — US Congress by illmatic101(m): 6:36am On Aug 05, 2015
We just want to know their names
PoliticsRe: Hilarious:busty Woman JAILED For Assaulting Cop With BREAST!(PHOTOS) by illmatic101(m): 6:31am On Aug 05, 2015
Where's the picture of the breast, I want to see how she's using it as a weapon, Police all over the world are the same, smh
PoliticsRe: NLC Plans Protest Day Against Corruption by illmatic101(m): 8:41pm On Aug 03, 2015
Hmmm... too much talk nowadays without actions, smh
PoliticsRe: PDP Board Of Trustees Hold Meeting With Jonathan In Otuoke by illmatic101(m): 7:27am On Aug 03, 2015
My hero
PoliticsRe: PDP Warned Against Playing Politics With National Security by illmatic101(m): 2:51pm On Jul 31, 2015
When the cucumber and Vaseline crew were using it for campaign,were they thinking through their butt holes? anyway


Proudly a wailer

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