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For God sake, when will all this lies stop? ehh!! what is really going on? lies and propaganda has become the norm from the executive |
Okay ooh, Tinubu, Obj una hear? una own don finish today * jogging to EFCC * |
politics use to be business, but APC made it a dirty game. |
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My own list
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list of corrupt APC Governors
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All the children go turn government properties, for sure |
Yeah! Best Governor indeed, all he know's is to use state funds to take care of lara and her people |
kamair237:my mother this early morning? ![]() |
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life ". One day, poor Shehu's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish , her face started to turn pale ; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried to find out what went wrong . Eventually he found out that it was our dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator from d socket to connect his phone charger . But wait o... so una been think say na Shehu become the doctor ? Hahahahaha.....Dat na only 4 Nollywood movies o. . |
Now let's go wailing |
That's why I ain't getting married |
[quote author=rigarmortis post=36644896]Yeah, take a break from your full, or should i say fool-time paid misinformation job and have ''fun'' which in nairaland english actually means 0r.gy. Pervert yansh nixxa. I'll pass on that. [/quote Chai!!! all this insult for one person ![]() |
OREMUSSANCTUS:Yeah! barcanista the political professor |
PMB should apologize publicly first to Nigerians and the parents of those corp members that his supporters (wanking Zombies) butchered during the 2011 electoral violence before mentioning N.....Y.....S.....C Remember, APC supporters, butchering, and Zombies(the wanking type) have something in common |
Wanking zombie [/quote]Hehehehe...You called him wanking zombie ![]() |
We just want to know their names |
Where's the picture of the breast, I want to see how she's using it as a weapon, Police all over the world are the same, smh |
Hmmm... too much talk nowadays without actions, smh |
My hero |
When the cucumber and Vaseline crew were using it for campaign,were they thinking through their butt holes? anyway Proudly a wailer
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