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PoliticsRe: Ibok Ibas Locks Emmanuel Ekpe Owen Up For Uncovering Fraud by illuminaty(m): 10:09am On Jan 24, 2020
aremuforlife:
I am not sure if the people above me go through the write-up or you just decide to write what will make your mind be at rest.
This case was far back 1996 and is not recent, the petitioner only raise the case because he is about to be forcefully retired while he still has about 6years to his retirement.
...Godbless you for your observation!!!...my question to the victim now is...so if you weren't going to be forcefully retired and was promoted as at when due...u wouldn't have come out to tell this 1996 story abihuh...I smell blackmail!!!
PropertiesRe: Rent Payment: Monthly Vs Yearly by illuminaty(m): 1:30pm On Jan 22, 2020
yearly will be a better option for both parties...the landlord gets his/her money in bulk to do something meaningful with it while the Tennant pays once a year and focus on something else for the remaining part of the year
LiteratureRe: Poetry Thread For 'short Witty Poetry' Lovers by illuminaty(m): 9:48am On Nov 25, 2019
nairalee:
Abeg o no loud am o before these senators file am under hate speech o
....lips sealed bro....lol
LiteratureRe: Poetry Thread For 'short Witty Poetry' Lovers by illuminaty(m): 7:39am On Nov 25, 2019
nairalee:
Naija, scam of a country
Country that's a product of accidental arrangement
Arrangement made by foreigners
Foreigners that ruled with whips and chains
Chains that still acts as barrier
Barriers of party, tribe and religion
Religion that should unite remains a seed of division
Division of the country seems to be the easiest solution
Solution that'll land you in irreversible incarceration once voiced
Voiced complaints terribly frowned against and totally discouraged
Discouraged the Sowores, Seuns, Felas, Falanas, the rich and poor
Poor me, what can I do but to worry, wonder, watch, and wish?
....Lwkmd...after this your poem...dem suppose close this thread...na here church finish .....looool
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TV/MoviesRe: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by illuminaty(m): 7:05pm On Nov 07, 2019
Tarique shot ghost... No two ways about that.... He was the only one without a gun... He was coming down a stairs in truth... Same stairs ghost was on taking a view.... Ghost died... He bragged too much on the last episode so it was only right for a small person to Bleep him up... See the face of ghost after being shot.... He was mad surprised and betrayed that someone close to him/family could do such to him
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Ruled Out For 6months After Injury During Brazil Friendly by illuminaty(m): 6:11pm On Oct 15, 2019
pele
CelebritiesRe: Lil OBO: Davido About To Welcome His Son, Flaunts Gift (Photos) by illuminaty(m): 9:08am On Oct 12, 2019
chocolateme:
Very lively guy.
EBIKAhuh
SportsRe: Premier League Relegation: Manchester United Fighting A Battle To Avoid It by illuminaty(m): 7:07am On Oct 08, 2019
in M.i' s voice...."man utd need to fix up their life"....SMH!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Omashola Cries While Trying To Make Up With Frodd by illuminaty(m): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2019
[color=#770077][/color] grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Frodd Wins Head Of House by illuminaty(m): 11:56pm On Jul 29, 2019
astOorR:
How you take know? *watch your back*
...relax,we know
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Frodd Wins Head Of House by illuminaty(m): 11:55pm On Jul 29, 2019
blessedweapon:
The buccaneer dudehuh
....you are sighted
SportsRe: Man Utd Target Milinkovic-savic As Potential Replacement For Pogba by illuminaty(m): 8:48am On Jul 26, 2019
Naijageak:
I have come to understand people leave you because their part in your story is over. You can apologize even when you are not wrong but they will still leave if their part in your story is over. It's worthy to know that people don't just Leave you. They planned and implemented what they had thought for long.
Good morning
.....boss,this your post is deep...very very deep....have been asking myself some questions this morning only for me to stumble on this your post and it all made sense to me!!!
SportsRe: Kenneth Omeruo's Daughter Wearing His Medal by illuminaty(m): 9:00am On Jul 18, 2019
FuckThaMod:
Add troost ekong if u want to be fair, every region bleeped up
....all because the ball deflected off Jamiu Collins and caught ekong by surprise....means ekong bleeped uphuh? even at that ,igahlo still equalized to cancel the mistake.na wah o....you easily forgot he scored the winning goal against SA ,won man of the match award against tunisha....hardly put a foot wrong...instead of you to blame the goal keeper and partly blame ndidi for committing a foul in such a dangerous position
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Housemates React As Gedoni And Khafi Escaped Eviction by illuminaty(m): 7:56am On Jul 08, 2019
amaniro:
I have an advise for all you bloggers. Stop trying to push big bother gist to front page! Do you ever see the newspaper carry such news?? No because there is standard. Y'all should create a BBnaija update instead of flooding our front pages. Cc: lalsticlacla seun mynd44 Dominique. Please do something..
......Las Las...ya just a hypocrite...you don't like bbnaija but you can't help but to click on ever "Tom dick n Harry news" concerning it...can't u avoid the news by scrolling downhuhsmh
TravelRe: Work To Begin On Ishawo, Igbogbo Roads Soon - Sanwo-Olu by illuminaty(m): 8:58am On Jul 06, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
They said he has started work at tradefair abi underbridge road. Can anyone confirm?
....I'm also waiting to get update ....sanwolu really has his hands full when it comes to road project
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala wins Player of the Match after Falcons Beat Korea Republic by illuminaty(m): 8:46pm On Jun 12, 2019
please who knows the name of that super falcons LBhuhthat girl na baller!!!....ha pullout reminds me of Benjamin Mendy of man city!!!
CrimeRe: Man Who Robs With Bikes In Ikorodu Arrested, Was Caught In Action by illuminaty(m): 4:52pm On Jun 03, 2019
police cannot even afford handcuffs....na belt them see use
TravelRe: Dirtiest Places In Lagos| Co-tenant by illuminaty(m):
I swear no place tops that iyaba-oba/alaba/ọjọ area....gosh,that place is an eye sore,capital of filth with a capital F....
SportsRe: Manchester United Confirm Ander Herrera Exit, Fans React (Photos) by illuminaty(m): 6:16pm On May 11, 2019
Egregius:
There'd be no creativity
...you call jorginho creativehuh?
CelebritiesRe: Betty Jennifer Is Dead! Chris Attoh’s Wife Shot Dead In Maryland, USA by illuminaty(m): 10:52am On May 11, 2019
this is really sad....Rest in peace!!!
SportsRe: Wayne Rooney Scores First Major League Soccer Hat-Trick (Photos, Video) by illuminaty(m): 12:52pm On Mar 17, 2019
joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!
....Lol...this is a good entertainment piece...
SportsRe: Friends Spray Money On Emmanuel Emenike At His House Opening In Owerri by illuminaty(m): 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2019
poverty die die!!!....congrats to him...it's a great feat
PhonesRe: Does Having Big Phone Screen Affect The Use Of Data? by illuminaty(m): 9:54am On Aug 21, 2018
DonFreshmoney:
I don't care. I spend at least 12k on data every month
.....Who asked youhuh??����
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Finally Speaks On The Death Of His Son, Daniel D'Third by illuminaty(m): 8:44am On Jul 07, 2018
ohem007:
common tahhhhhhh....
...looool...ok naa
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Finally Speaks On The Death Of His Son, Daniel D'Third by illuminaty(m): 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2018
ohem007:
common juju man for your street you no know...


Buh you know the people wey dey illuminati...


Mtchewwww shioor....
...make una stop to dey mention my name oooo make I no come ya house
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Nina's 22nd Birthday Party by illuminaty(m): 1:04pm On Jun 01, 2018
Gentle2015:
That is not a business sense. What goes on behind is easy to crack. That car was not from Toyin (where she get am). It was a gift from her friend (sugar daddy or whatever you call it). Toyin was just used to deliver the present. Na just men code... sefini
...chai,you could be right oooo
CelebritiesRe: Ahneeka, Angel, Leo And Ifu Ennada At BBNaija Eviction Party by illuminaty(m): 10:29pm On Mar 18, 2018
Nedfed:
You just watch and see
..ok!
CelebritiesRe: Ahneeka, Angel, Leo And Ifu Ennada At BBNaija Eviction Party by illuminaty(m): 10:07pm On Mar 18, 2018
Nedfed:
If you no the game you will surely win it
That's what BBNAIJA called for.
Anto had being evicted tonite
Watch the next eviction is between Lolu and Nina.
Neva u think is only ur vote that count, but the housemate that threads on daily bases.
I see Teddy A and bamba going far likewise Tobi and cee-c. because dis four people are always the topic of discussion on BBnaija.
....what are you even sayinghuhdid u check the statistics for the last voting that took anto outhuhplease check how many votes teddy A scored against lolu and tell me why lolu will leave the house before teddy AhuhNina stands a better chance than even teddy A....don't believe the hype surrounding teddy A...he doesn't have fans that votes
PhonesRe: Airtel NG Officially Rolls Out Its 4G LTE Network In Ibadan And Some States by illuminaty(m): 8:03am On Feb 16, 2018
who in Lagos has started using the 4G network yethuhmake I see you raise hand
Jobs/VacanciesPlease...urgent Advice Needed!! by illuminaty(op): 2:58pm On Feb 05, 2018
Hi guys...I was with my friend some few minutes back when he received a job interview text message...he read it out to me and it had all shades of SCAM written all over it...dude isn't convinced and feels am only trying to discourage him from attending...so we agreed to bring it to nairaland community for possible assessment ....
"O.G ltd invites you for a job interview at our branch office 19 Bode Thomas Street Onipanu, Lagos.Tues 6/2/18 by 9am.070-5493-3223"...
what do you guys thinkshuha scam or should he go ahead to the venue?....yes,have checked online and there is no company with such initials not to talk of name!
CareerRe: Now That You’ve Received Your January Salary, What Next? by illuminaty(m): 7:22am On Feb 01, 2018
we wey no get job nkohuh

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