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Oh my God.

yes we are.
24 hrs and its really sad

i work with an IT firm, my major issue is the salary and working conditions.

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i think the jamb website is the worst i have seen so far. i have been trying to register my younger brother for the past two weeks without success. if they are not ready for this kind of innovation i think they should go back to selling forms instead of frustrating pple. am so pissed with them.

Hi,

I work for NIIT and we charge N21,500 for non students.
as for microsoft programs we charge N18,000. you can go to our
Ikeja branch for more enquiries.

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked (thinking he is pretty weird). The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door.
Upset, she asked where he'd been.
The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep.That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," she replied

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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HI,
I WORK WITH AN AUTHORISED TRAINING CENTRE FOR AUTODESK, WHO ARE THE MAKERS OF AUTOCAD.
PRESENTLY WE HAVE TWO CENTRES IN THE WHOLE OF WEST AFRICAAND NONE IN ABUJA.
WHY DONT YOU CALL  US ON 01-2901203, SO WE FIX SOMETHING UP FOR YOU.

hi,
why dont you take one/two years leave without pay and go do your masters and at least when u get back, you'll still have a job and you can look for something better.

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A YOUNG COUPLE WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM THEIR DATE BY 12AM WERE CHATTING IN FRONT OF THE BABE'S HOUSE WITH THE BOY LEANING ON THE WALL OF THE HOUSE.
THE CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS;

GUY: (WHISPERING) SWEETHEART WHY DONT YOU GIVE ME A HEAD OUT HERE.

GIRL: (WHISPERING) SHHHHHH PLS I AM IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE, I CANT DO THAT, IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS, MY FATHER COULD COME OUT ANYTIME. 
           
GUY: (STILL WHISPERING) DONT WORRY THEY ARE ASLEEP AND BESIDES IT WOULD BE THRILLING.
 
GIRL: I CANT DO IT PLS AM SCARED, MY DAD WOULD KILL ME.

AND SUDDENLY THE LIGHT CAME ON AND THE GIRL'S YOUNGER SISTER CAME OUT LOOKING SLEEPY AND SHE SAID HEY SIS, DAD SAID IF YOU DONT WANT TO GIVE HIM A HEAD, I COULD AND IF HE DOSENT WANT ME TO GIVE HIM A HEAD, MUM COULD AND IF HE DOSENT WANT MUM, DADDY COULD BUT HE SHOULD GET HIS HAND OF THE DAMN INTERCOM.

HI CONTACTUZO,

SOMEONE GAVE ME CISA 2004 REVIEW MANUAL AND I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS DIFFERENT FROM 2006 REVIEW MANUAL. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW IF THERE WOULD BE ANY REVIEW MANUAL FOR YEAR 2007 AND IF IT WOULD BE OUT BEFORE JUNE NEXT YEAR.
THANKS.

hi,
i have a car for sale. its a peugeot and the engine is very good.
the body of the car and its interior is still intact.
any instrested buyer should contact me on 080234676069
thanks

and hw can we get across to you in person

hw many days or weeks will it take

hi saints 1,
i would like to know if am to go to the office at V.I to submit my cv or i can do that on the web.
thanks

HI NAIRALANDERS,
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Obeto:
Hi Guys,

When you're making request, accompany it with the Exam Code. Every Exam have a Code.

Your email address is also relevant for the attachments.

ANDSTEL is asking for MCSD dumps, not MCSE. Moreover how current are they. Have u seen anybody that used it and confirm the authenticity. Sorry, I'm not attacking you. I'm only trying to clearify somethings that might be useful to Nairalanders.

I'm actually registered with actualtests.com. Having used it, I can say it's dependable. Guarantee you 99.999999999% score in your exam.

Cheers!!!

obeto
havent you noticed that mcsd is part of mcse and it depends if its .net or visual studio he is going for? i thot you were good, you you should try to find out the courses before you make statemnts like that. why dont you let him check the site first and make his own jugdements. if he wants to get the dumps from you then no problem.
thanks

hi ANDSTEL,
YOU CAN GET MICROSOFT CERTIFICATION DUPMS AT WWW.MCSEBRAINDUMPS.NET FOR FREE
GOOD LUCK

Does anybody has free CISA study materials, preferably for year 2006? Appreciate if you can provide the link or send to my e-mail aigbokhan_joy@yahoo.com. thanks

hi
do you have dumps for cisa?
wld be most grateful
thanks

HI,
FELLOW NIARALANDERS I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I AM A YOUNG LADY STILL IN HER TWENTIES, AS AT LAST YEAR FEBUARY I DID MY COURT WEDDING JUST BEFORE MY HUSBAND TRAVELLED TO THE UK FOR HIS MBA. HE ACTUALLY CAJOLED ME INTO DOING THE WEDDING BECAUSE I WAS SCARED HE WOULD FORGET ABOUT ME AND I DIDNT WANT TO BE TIED DOWN. AT FIRST HE WAS THIS CARING MAN AND I BELIEVED THAT ALL WAS GOING TO BE WELL. BUT AS FROM NOVEMBER LAST YEAR HE STARTED BEHAVING FUNNY, HE STOPPED CALLING LIKE HE USED TO AND WHEN EVER I VISIT HIS FAMILY THEY TELL ME THAT HE HASNT CALLED THEM. RIGHT NOW I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HIM FOR OVER 8 MONTHS. BUT I KNOW HE IS OK BECAUSE SOMEONE SAW HIM IN LONDON.
I AM SO CONFUSED AND IT PAINS ME THAT THINGS LIKE THIS STILL HAPPEN. I THOT HE WOULD BE DIFFERENT BECAUSE HE PROMISED ME THAT HE WOULD NEVA DO SUCH A THING. HE HAS CHANGED HIS NUMBER AND ADDRESS, HE DOSEN'T REPLY MY EMAILS ANYMORE.
PLS I NEED YOUR ADVICE, I KNOW THAT IF HE COMES BACK I MIGHT TAKE HIM BACK BECAUSE I LOVE HIM BUT MY HEAD IS TELLING ME TO MOVE ON. WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO?

And I dislike male chauvinist

I hate bad breath and body odour, ill minded men. i hate it when men even after they are married still chase anything under skirts (really hate that). i dislike cowards and men that are not focused.