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Celebrities › Re: Meet Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchoka (Photos) by imbless: 4:22pm On Sep 21, 2017

Frankotiatia:
Female can do any thing to impress men, but this one is too much. ��

you're over impressed!

Politics › Nnamdi Kanu Letter To Eastern Governors by imbless(op): 1:16pm On Sep 17, 2017

Nnamdi Kanu:
Open Letter To South East Governors.
Greetings, Your Excellencies, the governors of the land of the Rising Sun.
It is with a heart burdened with sorrow that I write you today to register my grave displeasure over your criminal complicity in the woes of the people you purport to preside over.
With your permissions, Your Excellencies, I will like to start this piece with questions which have dug a very deep hole in my heart for a very long time and the questions are:
Whose interests are you representing as governors?
Where does your loyalty lie?
Why does it seem like your dominant default instinct is to please the Caliphate even if it means displeasing your people?
Dear governors, those are questions on the lips of almost every Igbo youth and those questions must not just be asked, they must be answered.
Your Excellencies, do you ever sit back and wonder why millions of Ndigbo have chosen to willingly follow Mazi Nnamdi Kanu in his quest to restore Biafra?
I will tell you:
As a people, Ndigbo have been oppressed, suppressed, dejected, isolated, marginalized, ridiculed, humiliated, haunted and murdered by the moral criminals and executive terrorists running the affairs of the Nigerian state since after the Biafran war. When Mr Hate-Made-Flesh, President Buhari, came on board, he elevated Igbo marginalization and dehumanization as an official govt policy. Two days ago, the Buhari-led govt brought in tanks and sophisticated military hardware into Ala-Igbo. It doesn’t take a ‘Dibia’ to know that those weapon will be used on the same people whose lives you are being paid to protect.
In all these,
You, the people who presume to be our governors didn’t just maintain criminal silence, you connived with our oppressors to ride roughshod over our wounds. Just for the pittance known as monthly allocation, you had no qualms turning a blind eye and living in denial of our pains and miseries and wars and woes.
This year alone, you, the southeast governors, have visited Asorock more times than I can remember, to pledge your commitment to #OneNigeria which begs the questions:
How many times have you visited Aso Rock to ask why Onitsha Seaport has remained comatose for years or to protest the non-inclusion of southeast in the rail project?
How many times have you visited Asorock to ask why the entire production processes in Ala-Igbo have been emasculated to keep your people in state of perpetual penury?
Despite being the most peaceful region in the entire country, the southeast has thrice the number of police and militarymen deployed to the Boko-haram ravaged Northeast. Even violence prone Gaza Strip and terrorist-infested Mount Sinai in MiddleEast do not boast of such high level of militarization. And these uniformed thugs brazenly extort monies from motorists and okada riders and humiliate those who try to resist their savagery.
How many times have you gone to Asorock to protest this?? But how can you, when those uniformed extortionists and invaders are in Ala-Igbo with your full permissions??
What kind of #OneNigeria do you really want? A Nigeria where mediocrity and injustice walk on all four as obtains now or a Nigeria characterized by merit, justice and fairness??
Dear governors, we have lied to ourselves for far too long. Permit me to honour you with the courtesy of being blunt:
We, Ndigbo, ARE NOT in the mess we are in today because we have a president whose access to oxygen seems to depend solely on how much hatred he can dish to us. Not at all. We are where we are today because we have the singular misfortune of being cursed with one of the most criminally insensitive set of governors in our history. A set of governors whose sense of governance is simply atrocious. A set of governors whose ‘Onye Ayana Nwanne Ya’ spirit is simply non-existent. A set of governors who are indeed Pharaohs but who have succeeded in acquiring the garbs of Moses.
Your Excellencies, you are the biggest singular tragedy of Ndigbo. It grieves me beyond word to publicly admit this but it grieves me even more that it is true.
Those millions of people you see following Nnamdi Kanu are indicative of the fact that the people you pretend to lead have lost faith in you.
You have failed your people. You have failed Ala-Igbo and if you have any shread of honor, you will not disagree that you have failed even yourselves.
You act and speak like psychological slaves and you waste no time in proving your loyalty to your fulani masters even if it means sacrificing your people. Your default inclination is to the Caliphate.
Recently, one of you, governor Rochas Okorocha, bested Uncle Lucifer when he used soldiers to carry out a festival of blood reportedly killing not less than 4 persons including an 11 year old Somtochukwu Igboanusi, all in a bid to demolish the ancient Eke-ukwu market in Owerri. And I’m wondering, how does Okorocha sleep at night knowing he’s responsible for the death of the only male child of his parents??
The “No More Elections In Biafraland” currently being championed by IPOB is receiving wide acceptance NOT NECESSARILY because of Nnamdi Kanu but because when an average Igbo man looks around, he finds it extremely difficult to point to any time any of you Igbo governors have defended his interests.
When fulani terrorists visit us with death, rather than act like governor Fayose, you act like Jeremiah, the weeping prophet. When our dues are denied us in Nigeria, you play deaf, dumb and blind. When fulani soldiers kill and bath us with acid even inside a Church, you play the devil’s advocate BUT when we say we want a referendum to enable us decide our future, you rush to Asorock to counter us.
How can a people live with so called leaders who act like that??
I’m submitting to you, my dear governors, that the 5 of you are the co-authors of our misfortune as a people!
But…
I have good news for you: your cups of iniquity are yet to run over. You can still redeem yourselves.
Please, in the name of the millions we lost to the Biafran war, rally round your people. Defend their right to life for once! Look the Caliphate in the eye for once and tell them that your people are no children of a lesser god. Stop holding Nicodemus meeting with Nnamdi Kanu with regards to Anambra elections. Instead, hold those meetings with the men in Asorock and demand that they give you something tangible, -something they consider a credible alternative to Biafra, promises and assurances, -to take back to your people. This is how to negotiate!
Stop giving your permission for Buhari to militarize Ala-Igbo with his occupying forces. Those soldiers are here not to protect but to kill and maim and treat Ndigbo like a conquered people.
Time for politics is over. Today, Ndigbo are facing grave existential challenges.
This is the time to borrow a leaf from Our Father, Chief John Nnia Nwodo, the Ohaneze Ndigbo PG and stand with your people because the truth is, Biafrans are like seed. Even when you bury them, they don’t die, instead, they germinate. So when all this is over, rest assured, we will dis-remember Buhari and his fellow nightwalkers but we will forever remember your treachery and criminal complicity in our tragedy.
Remember, your Excellencies, no man, no matter how powerful, can make a private bargain with history.
Ndewonu, Umunna m,
Charles Ogbu

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Music/Radio › Re: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard. by imbless: 5:43pm On Aug 25, 2017

beyounce - who's there to save the hero

Family › Re: . by imbless: 7:39pm On Dec 24, 2016

Never give up, if this one didn't workout another opportunity will present itself.
Life can be cruel sometimes.

Education › Re: UNIZIK Releases 2016/2017 Admission List by imbless: 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2016*

faithugo64:
Drop your reg no if you want me to help you check

Webmasters › Re: Halloween: Mark Zuckerberg & His Family Dressed As A Dragon, Vikings & Sheep by imbless: 9:29am On Nov 01, 2016

BiafraudExposed:
Cute man cute family. But get ready if you're seeing this
Ipob youths will soon flood here to insult this their fellow Jew for closing Biafra facebook

jeez! Can't u make a normal comment for once?

Education › What Will You Do If You See This On Your Student Assignment Book? by imbless(op): 7:17pm On May 04, 2016

what will you do if you see this on your student assignment book?

Sports › Man Killed By Friend During Ronaldo Vs Messi Argument by imbless(op): 8:43pm On Mar 08, 2016

A heated row between two Nigerian men in
Mumbai got out of hand after the pair were
debating who is the best player in the world
A Nigerian man was killed by his friend in
Mumbai following an argument over who is
the better player out of Cristiano Ronaldo and
Lionel Messi.
According to police, Obinna Michael
Durumchukwa, 34, was celebrating his
birthday with his friend Nwabu Chukwuma,
22, when the pair got into a row over the
Barcelona and Real Madrid stars.
According to police inspector Kiran Kabadi,
Durumchukwa threw a glass at Chukwuma
which missed and hit the wall. Chukwuma
then picked up a shard of the glass and slit
his friend’s throat.
Chukwuma has been arrested and charged for
murder.
link: m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4055/main/2016/03/07/21085412/man-killed-by-friend-during-ronaldo-vs-messi-argument

Romance › OMG!!! 16 Girls Gets Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates In Pool by imbless(op): 9:33pm On Feb 27, 2016

16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong , reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning . A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration . “ I’ m glad I didn ’ t have my swimsuit that day, ” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration . “ It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15 th birthday , let ’ s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I ’m glad I didn’ t get ” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s *x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident . “ Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s * x orgy going on and that ’ s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’ m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn ’t believe me , I’ m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that ’ s what it takes, ” says the 15 year old. “ I’ ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me , but I didn ’t do anything !” he adds, visibly sincere . Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital , who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent . “ Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man , ” he explains . “ This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water . This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory ,” he told local reporters .
link: www.informationng.com/2016/02/omg-16-girls-gets-pregnant-after-teenager-ejaculates-in-pool.html

Romance › Japanese Actor Killed By Prop Samurai Sword by imbless(op): 9:17pm On Feb 26, 2016

An actor dies during rehearsals for a play in Japan The man was stabbed in the stomach with a prop samurai sword (CNN)— A Japanese play rehearsal took a tragic turn Monday when an actor was stabbed in the stomach with a samurai sword. Daigo Kashino, 33, was rushed to the hospital and later died. The actor was in a rehearsal session at a studio in Koto, Tokyo, when he was pierced in the abdomen "with a sword-like object" during an action scene, a police representative told CNN. The other actors reportedly heard him groan and turned to discover him hunched over -- but no one saw what happened. Police are now investigating whether his death was an accident or a criminal act.
link: edition.cnn.com/2016/02/16/asia/japan-actor-sword-death/index.html?iid=ob_lockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Shows Off Fresh Look In New Photos by imbless: 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2015

He is not good looking in the first pics

*modified* and this bs made ftp smh!

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Politics › Re: 10 Reasons Why Akwa Ibom Should Not Join Biafra by imbless: 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2015

DankemzI:
10 REASONS; AKWA IBOM SHOULD NOT JOIN BIAFRA. Am 100% in support of Biafra, anything am saying is my Opinion which am entitled to! Am not speaking in behalf of any body. 1. BIAFRA:- The word or name Biafra has no meaning. In Akwa Ibom Biafra is an Igbo word, it's also an Igbo struggle it's not favorable to non Igbo speaking tribes. 2. LANDMASS:- Igbo as a nation has a population of about 70million, but their landmass comprising of the five Igbo state can't sustain their population! Akwa Ibom has a land mass of............ And population of...............! If Biafra comes to live, Igbos with their greedy mentality will do to Akwa Ibom what was done to Lagos "NO MAN'S LAND" our arable and virgin lands will be occupied by the overpopulated Igbo Nationals. 3. LANGUAGE:- Biafrans speak Igbo language, Akwa Ibom speaks Efik, Anang, Ibibio, Oro dialects etc. 4. TRADITION:- Biafrans don't stay at home, e.g there's no family in Biafra Nation that does not have at least one member abroad. 5. LEADERSHIP:- Same crisis rocking Nigeria, will rock Biafra if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra. Will Imo, Anambra, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi States allow Akwa Ibom produce a president? 6. CUSTOMS:- Biafrans for ages always act as if Akwa Ibomites are inferior to them"onye mmong", if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra, we'll definitely be rated second class citizens. 7. CUISINES':- Biafrans don't have rich enticing meals, e.g Biafrans; Abacha, Egusi, Ofe Nsala, Ogasi, Achara, Ofe Ugo. While Akwa Ibomites eat; Afang, Afia Afere, Edikang Ikong, Edita Iwa, Atama, Editan, Ekpangkukwo, Afere Atikke, Nsana, Abaak, Afere Nko Nko and almighty 404&405. 8. Morality:- Biafrans are over ambitious, always wanting more of more of more of what he can't afford. Thereby creating that criminal tendencies,.... "nairaland name checkers can bear me Witness". Unlike Akwa Ibomites that are Contented with the little they have. If we join Biafrans we will be morally corrupted. 9. TRIBALISM:- Biafrans are very tribalistic. Sharing a country with em jeopardizes the future of unborn Akwa Ibomites. 10. SINCERITY:- If a Biafran tells you "YES" he's indirectly telling you "NO". A deceptive Biafrans will make a deceptive Nation. NOTE:- all in all Biafra is a planned failure! Lets make Nigeria work lets demand accountability from our leaders!

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DankemzI:
10 REASONS; AKWA IBOM SHOULD NOT JOIN BIAFRA. Am 100% in support of Biafra, anything am saying is my Opinion which am entitled to! Am not speaking in behalf of any body. 1. BIAFRA:- The word or name Biafra has no meaning. In Akwa Ibom Biafra is an Igbo word, it's also an Igbo struggle it's not favorable to non Igbo speaking tribes. 2. LANDMASS:- Igbo as a nation has a population of about 70million, but their landmass comprising of the five Igbo state can't sustain their population! Akwa Ibom has a land mass of............ And population of...............! If Biafra comes to live, Igbos with their greedy mentality will do to Akwa Ibom what was done to Lagos "NO MAN'S LAND" our arable and virgin lands will be occupied by the overpopulated Igbo Nationals. 3. LANGUAGE:- Biafrans speak Igbo language, Akwa Ibom speaks Efik, Anang, Ibibio, Oro dialects etc. 4. TRADITION:- Biafrans don't stay at home, e.g there's no family in Biafra Nation that does not have at least one member abroad. 5. LEADERSHIP:- Same crisis rocking Nigeria, will rock Biafra if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra. Will Imo, Anambra, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi States allow Akwa Ibom produce a president? 6. CUSTOMS:- Biafrans for ages always act as if Akwa Ibomites are inferior to them"onye mmong", if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra, we'll definitely be rated second class citizens. 7. CUISINES':- Biafrans don't have rich enticing meals, e.g Biafrans; Abacha, Egusi, Ofe Nsala, Ogasi, Achara, Ofe Ugo. While Akwa Ibomites eat; Afang, Afia Afere, Edikang Ikong, Edita Iwa, Atama, Editan, Ekpangkukwo, Afere Atikke, Nsana, Abaak, Afere Nko Nko and almighty 404&405. 8. Morality:- Biafrans are over ambitious, always wanting more of more of more of what he can't afford. Thereby creating that criminal tendencies,.... "nairaland name checkers can bear me Witness". Unlike Akwa Ibomites that are Contented with the little they have. If we join Biafrans we will be morally corrupted. 9. TRIBALISM:- Biafrans are very tribalistic. Sharing a country with em jeopardizes the future of unborn Akwa Ibomites. 10. SINCERITY:- If a Biafran tells you "YES" he's indirectly telling you "NO". A deceptive Biafrans will make a deceptive Nation. NOTE:- all in all Biafra is a planned failure! Lets make Nigeria work lets demand accountability from our leaders!

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DankemzI:
10 REASONS; AKWA IBOM SHOULD NOT JOIN BIAFRA. Am 100% in support of Biafra, anything am saying is my Opinion which am entitled to! Am not speaking in behalf of any body. 1. BIAFRA:- The word or name Biafra has no meaning. In Akwa Ibom Biafra is an Igbo word, it's also an Igbo struggle it's not favorable to non Igbo speaking tribes. 2. LANDMASS:- Igbo as a nation has a population of about 70million, but their landmass comprising of the five Igbo state can't sustain their population! Akwa Ibom has a land mass of............ And population of...............! If Biafra comes to live, Igbos with their greedy mentality will do to Akwa Ibom what was done to Lagos "NO MAN'S LAND" our arable and virgin lands will be occupied by the overpopulated Igbo Nationals. 3. LANGUAGE:- Biafrans speak Igbo language, Akwa Ibom speaks Efik, Anang, Ibibio, Oro dialects etc. 4. TRADITION:- Biafrans don't stay at home, e.g there's no family in Biafra Nation that does not have at least one member abroad. 5. LEADERSHIP:- Same crisis rocking Nigeria, will rock Biafra if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra. Will Imo, Anambra, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi States allow Akwa Ibom produce a president? 6. CUSTOMS:- Biafrans for ages always act as if Akwa Ibomites are inferior to them"onye mmong", if Akwa Ibom joins Biafra, we'll definitely be rated second class citizens. 7. CUISINES':- Biafrans don't have rich enticing meals, e.g Biafrans; Abacha, Egusi, Ofe Nsala, Ogasi, Achara, Ofe Ugo. While Akwa Ibomites eat; Afang, Afia Afere, Edikang Ikong, Edita Iwa, Atama, Editan, Ekpangkukwo, Afere Atikke, Nsana, Abaak, Afere Nko Nko and almighty 404&405. 8. Morality:- Biafrans are over ambitious, always wanting more of more of more of what he can't afford. Thereby creating that criminal tendencies,.... "nairaland name checkers can bear me Witness". Unlike Akwa Ibomites that are Contented with the little they have. If we join Biafrans we will be morally corrupted. 9. TRIBALISM:- Biafrans are very tribalistic. Sharing a country with em jeopardizes the future of unborn Akwa Ibomites. 10. SINCERITY:- If a Biafran tells you "YES" he's indirectly telling you "NO". A deceptive Biafrans will make a deceptive Nation. NOTE:- all in all Biafra is a planned failure! Lets make Nigeria work lets demand accountability from our leaders!

Politics › Re: Incase You Don't Know What's Happening In The Middle East by imbless: 7:30pm On Nov 23, 2015

Nice write up

Politics › Re: Protest In Abuja, As FG Arraigns Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) - Vanguard by imbless: 4:05pm On Nov 23, 2015

Brooklynsouth:
yoruba bitchh I know you must be harbouring this feeling of being igbo sorry you can't you ll always be a slave and a coward

abeg no mind dat second-class imbec1le.

Crime › Re: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by imbless: 3:54pm On Nov 23, 2015

maximilliano505:
Dats is called taking

thank you very much.

Politics › Re: Court Orders DSS To Produce Nnamdi Kanu On November 23 - Thisday Live by imbless: 9:57pm On Nov 18, 2015

lastpage:
WHY should we even listen to someone like you, who cannot properly spell the word "Conclude" ?

Illiterate, ..... calling somebody illiterate!

Gerrout and respect your President otherwise, you will end up in DSS Gulag, like that silly boy called Kanu

Lastpage!

he cannot spell correctly and you cannot punctuate correctly.

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Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni And Nigerian Big Sheff Perform At Felabration Day 3 (Photos, Video) by imbless: 5:20pm On Oct 15, 2015

Ricky and his six pack and abs
One thing I love about guy is that he don't give a fvck about his body.

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Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by imbless: 1:38pm On Sep 16, 2015

daremarvell:
thanks for your patronage guy. Speedy delivery wen u order thru me.

is the phone shipped for free?

Politics › Re: Bulletproof Bra Saves Woman From Stray Bullet by imbless: 3:18pm On Aug 07, 2015

Hehehehe armored bra ko , armored pant ni?

Politics › Re: British Government Gives Nigeria Fund To Rebuild Areas Destroyed By Bokoharam by imbless: 3:09pm On Aug 07, 2015

Phones › Re: Etisalat Takes MTN To Court Over “family And Friends” Promo by imbless: 8:48am On Aug 04, 2015

This thread go reach fp

Crime › Re: Teenagers Attack Shops, Stab Three To Death (PHOTO) by imbless: 2:48am On Aug 04, 2015

See what the leaders of tomorrow are doing

Car Talk › Re: Truck Kills 2, Injures Scores In Abuja (PHOTO) by imbless: 2:41am On Aug 04, 2015

Rip to the dead

Celebrities › Re: LMAO! Nollywood No Go Kill Person (pic) by imbless: 2:39am On Aug 04, 2015

Nollywood is not creative that's why I prefer watching porn than their movies(sorry playlet).

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Crime › Re: We’ve Secured Conviction Of 1000 Fraudulent Nigerians —EFCC by imbless: 2:31am On Aug 04, 2015

Culture › Re: 20 Popular Yoruba Charms And Their Uses(With Direct English Translations) by imbless: 2:25am On Aug 04, 2015

What of agba belt
Agba onu
Ibi
Isiabaokpu
Otuere
Okwoba shoe

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny African Pictures From Memenaija.com by imbless: 2:22am On Aug 04, 2015

Not funny

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Computers › Re: Computer Systems Repairs Thread (Hardware And Software) by imbless: 11:07am On Jul 22, 2015

gememerald:
Check the processor fan if it still rolls when it gets stuck.

also try to reseat the hard disk to its connector on the board. let me have your feed back.

thanks

Science/Technology › Re: Extreme Military Technology: Reason We Must Avoid World War III by imbless: 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2015

ThisMeansWAR:
2pac

shakhur

Romance › Re: 200 Cute Names To Call Your Boyfriend by imbless: 1:15am On Jul 13, 2015

Here are the best name nigerian girls call their bf
Maga
Mumu
Mugu
Olukwu .............

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