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Politics / Re: More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As Discos Mull Tariff Increment by imbless: 10:57am On Jun 27, 2023
Nigerians go get sense by fire by force

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Politics / Re: My Friend Got Tired Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It by imbless: 10:13am On Jun 27, 2023
tyinfinity:
Pandora peter obituary
He is leaving rent free in ur head, despite eye neck selecting ur Tinubu, u still dey call obi's name.
Politics / Re: My Friend Got Tired Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It by imbless: 10:11am On Jun 27, 2023
nairalanda1:


Paid for the fuel subsidy, no less.
And GEJ government wasn't paying fuel, kerosene and cooking Gas subsidy while making sure naira wasn't devalued by 300-400% and the prices of commodities not rising by more than 400% ?
Make una dey try to dey tell una sef truth sometimes!! Tueh!!
Politics / Re: My Friend Got Tired Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It by imbless: 9:41am On Jun 27, 2023
nairalanda1:


Considering it was under GEJ that my eyes were opened to how evil subsidy was, you are talking to the wrong person.

Complain to the actual APC support,not me.
Buhari under APC government removed subsidy on Kerosene, diesel and cooking Gas, what did they achieved with the money? Tell me whether it reflected on Nigeria's economy or Nigeria's reserve? Their policies inflicted more poverty on the citizens because they are corrupt to the core! They removed the subsidy and loot it, then they put Nigeria in debt by borrowing .
Tinubu under 1month has borrowed twice despite removing subsidy on Pms, devalue naira and increased prices of fuel.
Where exactly are they channeling the money saved from subsidy removal to?
Have you seen any positive changes in Nigeria's economy under administration?
Politics / Re: My Friend Got Tired Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It by imbless: 6:50am On Jun 27, 2023
nairalanda1:


So, you want to vote for someone who would have kept subsidy.

Yes, and you would have ended up with Nigeria running out of money completely in the next ten years, with our budget deficit eating up the budget.

Subsidy removal is hellish, but keeping it assures a hellish future.
But when GEJ wanted to remove it, ur Tinubu kicked against it!!
GEJ regime was the best time to remove the subsidy, tell me what APC government policies have achieved since they took over? at least una no dey buy fuel at lesser price than people from other regions, inflation is not hitting only one region, it's going all round, bad governance is like the rain, it pours on good and bad.
Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by imbless: 9:58pm On Jun 24, 2023
helinues:


Mynd44
Oam4j
Mukina
Seun
Dominique

Rule 2
Akpa Amu keep quoting rule 2

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Brags: "Michael Jackson's Glory Isn't As Great As Mine" (Video) by imbless: 8:02pm On Jun 21, 2023
This is how delusional tinubu supporter sounds grin grin grin
Politics / Re: FG Implements 7.5% VAT On Diesel, Nigerians Kick by imbless: 12:04pm On Jun 20, 2023
Agbadorism and stupidity won't let those shouting "other countries pay taxes" to know that almost all products in the Nigerian market are taxed via VAT and the VAT are paid by the consumers, what have the government use the money for, secondly can you ever compare the minimum wage of those countries to Nigeria own? What about social amenities?

What has the people benefitted from this heartless APC government?
Education / Re: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by imbless: 7:42am On Jun 19, 2023
Kaycee54321:
Aw, come on.

'Schools in UK' are NOT teaching kids to masturbate. This is sensational journalism.

Also, if you think that this 'perversion' is only restricted to the 'West', then you're living under a rock oh. Go to UNILAG and other higher institutions and see signs & wonders. Most peeps in Nigeria are just hiding 'in the closet' because of the societal backlash.

Lastly, the letters are currently LGBTQIA+.
Yes, it's longer now and still counting...that's what the + is for, I guess.

Bro I watched a video of a concerned parent reading out the content of a grade 5 book to the school board, and one of the board member asked him to stop, because the content was so sexual and inappropriate, then the man asked the board how dare they stop him from reading it out, but exposed his children to that kind of stuffs, bro they are grooming children to join the LGBTQIA+

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Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by imbless: 9:06am On Jun 16, 2023
omoadeleye:



Naira can only lose value to dollars okay and not lose value in your country
WTF This is nothing but a stupid comment! in this country that is dependent on importation.
You guys are just irredeemable tueh!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Daura For Niger Republic (Photos) by imbless: 6:54pm On Jun 15, 2023
Stop giving relevance to this brainless zombie that took this country back to stone age
Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by imbless: 1:55pm On Jun 15, 2023
Biodun556:


Naira is not devalued

Dollar was scarce because Buhari fix the exchange rate
Sir please be true to yourself, naira has been devalued with no measure to ensure that it will recover.
Also dollar is scarce because nothing is bringing in FX except crude oil, we depend heavily on importation and reckless government policies by finance ministry and CBN has been counterproductive, which has in turn depleted our reserves.
Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by imbless: 1:17pm On Jun 15, 2023
GoodGovernance:


Your use of English does not suggest you are more intelligent than others.

Anyway, the logic behind the floating of the Naira,is for it to attain its natural market value,whether high or low,such that CBN would no longer further deplete our forex reserves,defending the Naira from falling.


The depletion of the forex reserves was boosted by the fixed rate regime,because CBN was supplying forex from the reserves,to meet up with the excess demand.

But when you float the Naira, the excess demand for forex ,would be automatically curtailed on a daily basis,no need for CBN intervention.


The more productive and less import dependent the economy becomes,the lower the demand for forex and thus the higher the value of the Naira.

It is a marathon race and not a sprint.



It's too bad and I pity you because your yardstick for measuring intelligence is English. I used pidgin in my comment, didn't that tell you that I'm not here to blow grammar, but to state the fact!!

Naira cannot rise if Nigerians continue to depend on imported goods. If we do not export more products to boost our fx reserve, if there's no favourable government policies and amenities to encourage production and consumption of locally made products.

Una be the same people wey hail tinubu when he said that the CBN should print more currency note during COVID-19.

See as u dey blow grammar as if u know jack about economics grin even if they like make Dem float naira till eternity, naira will not appreciate against USD if dollar continues to be scarce and the demand for dollar still high. USD is scarce because we don't export more to boost our reserves, the demand for dollar is high because we import more ( this even includes going abroad for education and medical care) and we import more because government policies (including lack of social amenities) do not encourage local productions.

You said floating of naira will curtail excessive demands of USD on a daily basis WTF
If Dem handle FX scarcity first by exporting more and encouraging local productions, then automatically the excessive demands for USD will be insignificant.

Floating of naira is good but the timing is wrong, there are no shortcut to this type of thing, taking shortcuts will make good policies to be counterproductive.
Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by imbless: 11:37am On Jun 15, 2023
Many people in this forum is unintelligent and daft, y'all think you can buy dollar over the counter inside banks ? SMH!!
1. Naira has been devalued
2. Dollar is scarce because Nigeria is still importing more, and common sense should tell you that if a commodity is scarce, and there's high demand for that commodity, the price will skyrocket,
3. Nigeria depends on nothing more than crude oil to bring in FX, our Reserves has depleted because of mismanagement from previous government.

Now tell me how naira will appreciate?
Nigerians na who do una this thing?
Even some people you think is intelligent is daft!!
SMH!!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Air: FG Spent N190bn On Ethiopian Aircraft Photoshoot- Peter Okoye by imbless: 11:42am On Jun 08, 2023
DiscoverID:
The day this fool will comment on terrorism happening in his village, that day I will start taking him serious.
You are the biggest fool here for supporting misappropriation of public funds

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Jumps To ₦‎350/ltr As Queues Return by imbless: 10:58am On May 30, 2023
I remember when Jonathan wanted to remove it years back, so that I will be sold at 145# many senile old hag and young zombies kicked against it, but now petrol is selling at 350, yet they've not removed the subsidy!! All this APC zombies are brain dead, sense is far from them.

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Romance / Re: How I Caused Potential Fight Between My Girlfriend And Her Friend by imbless: 11:49am On May 27, 2023
Wawelexy:
You will eventually loose both of them..
This is the fact

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Celebrities / Re: Ooni, Pete Edochie And Kanayo Handshake Sparks Controversy Online (Video) by imbless: 11:33pm On May 25, 2023
grin grin grin
Pandev:
Yes, e be alien 👽
Celebrities / Re: Ooni, Pete Edochie And Kanayo Handshake Sparks Controversy Online (Video) by imbless: 11:03pm On May 25, 2023
Barims:



Ooni and obasanjo aren't age mate and the obasanjo prostrated before the ooni. So what's your point?
Obj is from Yoruba, oni is not a king in Igbo land. How would you feel when a king or titled man from Yoruba prostrate to other king on a neutral ground such as a party ground? If una Oni wants to be always revered and worshipped, he should also stay amongst his subjects, do you even know what a titled man, or a king/ chief or red capped chief means in Igbo land? Una always want make other tribes adhere to una culture at the detriment of their own culture.
Whatever the oni is in Yoruba land, don't extend to Igbo land or other tribes. I repeat an Igbo man only bows to his chi.

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Celebrities / Re: Ooni, Pete Edochie And Kanayo Handshake Sparks Controversy Online (Video) by imbless: 7:52pm On May 25, 2023
I don't know why some Yoruba people think that other people's culture and traditions is subordinate to Yoruba own, Igbo man only bows to his chi!!
This is a clash of culture, besides is Pete edochie and una Oni mate?

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Politics / Re: From Spaghetti To Egg – How Buhari Government Changed Nigerians’ Dining Tables by imbless: 9:03pm On May 21, 2023
Cromagnon:


You're the denier liar
What did buhari do
Did he change oil price
Or start Ukrainian war?





What was he supposed to do?
Are Nigerians not Responsible for Nigerians?



Whose fault?
Do you even know why it's expensive or you're just looking for who to Pass blame to?

and destroy local production completely then you starve once there is famine in importing country and they stop supplying you?

Penny wise pound foolish
Comment long sense none!!
This kind of comment shows how daft some people can be.
Politics / Re: INEC Result Analysis Based On Samples From IREV by imbless: 8:18pm On Mar 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
As a statistician, I've always believed in the powers of deductive inference based on sampling.

INEC has uploaded over 94% of the Presidential Results on the IREV Portal. Now there are people who believe that the result announced by INEC is significantly different from the result uploaded on IREV. I decided to randomly select result sheets from IREV and collate. The sample size was 314 result sheets. That sample size was gotten from an online sample size calculator. Click on this link to see my research protocol: https://www.nairaland.com/7614305/statistical-analysis-inec-result-irev

The result is very interesting.

RESULT
So after collating the result sheets from randomly selected 314 polling units, APC got a total of 15394 votes. LP got 10430 votes. NNPP got 2613 votes. And PDP got 11533 votes. So APC got the majority of votes followed by the PDP, then LP and finally NNPP.

This means INEC declaration is in tune with what's uploaded on IREV. However I noticed that the result for Rivers State is very strange. My collated result shows LP has more than 4 times the votes gotten by either APC or PDP.

So in conclusion, the IREV result is almost exactly what INEC declared. The only discrepancy is that of Rivers State. I might have to inspect that of Rivers State even further in my next analysis. But despite the Rivers State discrepancy, APC won fair and square based on the results on IREV Portal. I say this with 95% confidence.

Whether the results from IREV is authentic or not is a matter for another discuss. My focus was just to use the results I saw on the IREV Portal.
Which sample technique did you use? As a statistician u are, why did you use 314 result sheet to judge a population of more than 150k size?
This your analysis is next to bullcrap.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by imbless: 7:17am On Mar 22, 2023
Chikacha:

About 47%.
Actually It's between 82% to 83% not 47%

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Politics / Re: Youth Group Calls For Speakership To Be Zoned To The North West by imbless: 7:05pm On Mar 21, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
The Senate Presidency should be zoned to the north too instead of the SE
SE don't need it, it won't stop the fact that we Igbos will continue to progress, thrive and still be more successful. So keep all the power to yourself.
Power sometimes is a curse, take a case study of the regions who have handled power more in this country and see how well they are doing.
Health / Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by imbless: 10:00pm On Mar 12, 2023
From experience bro, stop using any gel, oil, lotion or any so called pimple clearing cream, all of these will make it worst, drink plenty of water, avoid rubbing or scrubbing ur face often, use soap that doesn't have too much fragrance and stick to using one soap product, avoid drinking all these sodas eg Pepsi, coke etc and never pop the pimple, do this you face will be free from pimples.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins In Lagos, Beats Bola Tinubu by imbless: 11:59am On Feb 27, 2023
After all the rigging and thuggery Obi still won Lagos

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by imbless: 8:55am On Feb 26, 2023
Sweetberry123:
My igbo brothers are just too emotional when it comes to politics, they are not rational at all. So I didnt expect much from them. But my SS neighbours, I didn't expect this at all from them cos I always tot they were more experienced politically. Common 25% to buy roasted corn, dem no give us. If Tinubu becomes president na SE go suffer pass, una go see am. They will cleanse Yorubaland of the Igbos. Foolish people. They will allow one man deceive an entire region, same way Kanu came and deceived them. Gullible people.
Tinubu will never win!! Igbos experienced marginalization during this buhari regime, yet Igbo are still the most prosperous tribe. No marginalization can pull a whole tribe down!!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by imbless: 8:05am On Feb 26, 2023
Karleb:


You people should stop this rubbish that you are posting.

Is it only igbo that have voted LP.
If only igbo have voted Obi, will LP have these numbers?

C'mon!
Most of them saying this nonsense are not Igbos, they say it because they enjoy Igbo and Yoruba banters

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by imbless: 6:10pm On Feb 25, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Yoruba Obidients can see the true colors of Obidients now that election is over.

Obi has not even been declared president yet or winner in Lagos.

All the Falz and Mr Macaroni can see the true colors of the Obidients and true intentions is to take over Lagos.
Is obi a tribal president? Why not ignore that brat and focus on the candidate that will make Nigeria better

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Politics / Re: Why Is Life So Struggled In Nigeria? by imbless: 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2023
temitope27:
ASIWAJU will ease our troubles
Just like buhari he put for power eased the pains of Nigeria?
When una go get sense sef
It baffles me how Nigerians are the architect of their own problems.

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Romance / Re: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by imbless: 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2023
Oshiomole and portable fine pass this guy na angry angry

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Business / Account Auditor Needed by imbless: 9:17am On Jan 24, 2023
Hi everyone, please I need a reliable account auditor, who will audit an account statements for a client, location is Onitsha and Asaba
Thanks.

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