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PoundspassDolla:
whatttttttt comon gerareheremenhhhhhh

Haba, on top wetin?

Is it because I don't take alcohol or because I am not a gal?

Guess you have check my profile and like what you see but refuse to read the words below the boobs.

My guy people for ya profile need you to finish the food there.

Speeechless3:
My butt is quite big but not extra large like these ones. meanwhile, who e epp sef?

That's how you disappear and refuse to answer the questions asked on this thread.

Dairis God oooooo.

Ultimatesammie:
lOL n0 im not a gal nd 2 wetin dey bring people come different thread anyway.

Isokay Mr. Ultimate Badoo.

Do not finish the Vaseline in your house oooo

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Speeechless3:
I know you pulling my legs but i'll answer anyway

There is no registration and the main competition will kick off very soon

Why will I be pulling ya legs on Nairaland.

Okay Everybody, Speeechless3 don talk.

Make Una ALL go Vote for Mimzy.

People that use glasses are always intelligent and Mimzy is no exception.

Speeechless3:
You came late. Cake, c'est finis.

You will bake a new cake nah.

Na today I see the thread and birthday parry comes once a year so I no go carry over ya birthday cake this year.

Lobatan!

Speeechless3:
Dont worry luv, just follow me to vote mimzy and everything will be alright

Isokay, but I didn't register for the general election so will I be able to vote.

Where is the polling booth and when is the election holding?



Did I sound clueless, well maybe I yam.

Speeechless3:
You funny. Thank u

You are welcome.

Make una DHL the cake.

I go pay for the shipping but make the cake dey fresh with less sugar.

Speeechless3:
Thank you Stupedinluv

Loooool@most beautiful. There are many more beautiful ladies here ntwithstanding i feel very honoured. Thanks

So finally I don see ya picsure.

Happy Belated Birthday.

I hope the cake neva finish because una go bake new one oooo.

PoundspassDolla:
chai the Way you dey take respond ppl dey sweet me for my belle even as just translate my moniker with that your short hand..... How can I see you so I can buy you 1 big stout?

My Guy, Sorry I don't do alcohol and I yam not a gal oooooo

So enjoy the Ukwu and big butts on the thread while you rub ya Vaseline.

ezychris:
Nah! Im not part of you guys.

Oni yeye.

Dem force you to enter the thread.

Abeg park well.

Speeechless3:
Will wait for you.

That is sweet of you and I yam really Speechless.

Wait a sec, your moniker is Speeechless3 no wonder you make me speeechless.

Jisos! the thread is too long for me to read oooo.

Please dear can you summarize or recommend the most important pages to read.

The thread is too long joooor.

Speeechless3:
Mimzy

CcStupedinluv
LuveU2
cr7lomo
iMerchant
wizzy11
MrImole
What do you guys think?

I think ama gonna watch the match between Manchester United and Leicester City then after the match ama gonna read the thread and tell you what I think?

Beside you never reply me Aunty Speeechleee3

Mikeyjoe:
Mercy Johnson inclusive

Wa gbayi Guy.

Don't forget - Cossy Orjiakor

Her breast is the selling point bringing in millions of naira.

She don monetize her boobs

iPopAlomo:
You can lie ooo...

Uncle iPopAlomo, Aunty Speeechless3 don say her something is quite Big so technically I guess the aunt, sister, gal, lady or mother (whichever is applicable to her - Speeechless3) is just joking but let her come defend herself on the thread.

Luv

ezychris:
Na una wey get obsession for nyash na

My guy, Na today.

We don know say una get deeper obsession for big butt but una dey pretend for us on this thread.

Well done guy and keep obsessing Omotola and Beyoncé in ya room alone.

When you need help let us know we go bring Vaseline for you.

eddyj36:
Damn! Yansh #1 Should be the base for measuring all Yanshes

Jisos! You're wicked guy. If you use the first butt to measure all ass den most of naija babes no get tansy be that.

Ultimatesammie:
Some of those butts are too big I wonder wat some men find in them.

Are you a gal?

You fit answer the question guy by telling us wetin bring you to the thread.

PoundspassDolla:
Bia op,I be new nairalander here... How do you compile all this write ups and still reply to other people too.... Abi na copy and paste be hand work?..... No vex o
Who big butt don epp............... Me

Oga £pass$, the post was pre-written on our blog hence I just shared with people here in sequence thus how I was able to reply other people who drop comment on the thread.

About who big butt don epp, Abeg check the first page I don answer that question a thousand time already.

Kingsteve:
OP, can I eat you from behind?
Oya, come and slap me!
Elewe ukwu, egbuo ewu.

isokay go ahead.

Form a Cabal on it and don't make it public so it will be enough for you.

Make una dey silent ooooo

Rohypnol:
holala

look at those big juicy bouncy thangs

e be like say i go need to visit one blue film website to complete wetin those pictures don start for my body

Jisos! You need help

Go rub Vaseline jooor

rudebouy:
Nna u yust dey thalk big yansh dey show us big yansh anyhow. Da! Mbok are you a guy or a gels with big yansh

Guy I never for once claimed to be a babe.

Also if you check the introduction of the thread, I just compiled some of what ladies with big butt find embrassing that men do.

So bros now that you know what babes with big yansh dislike don't do it.

Rohypnol:
I wish somebody will do a thread on big breasts, that's the one I like.

Oya take and go to sleep.

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Fash20:
the hell! are those those butts?

No there are not butts but boobs.

6. Assume I’m sexually available

Something about a really big butt reads sexually available to me – or put simply – easy. I swear it doesn’t matter what I’m wearing or where I’m at, men just feel the need to say the most OUTRAGEOUS ish to me…and I know it’s directly related to my curvy shape and figure. For whatever reason voluptuous reads easy to men and they will approach you with that foolishness. Like the dude at the semi-formal Valentine’s Day event who offered me MouthAction and he didn’t even know my last name. Or the (married) banker who spent a good portion of his time discussing my ass and the many things he’d like to do to it whenever I visit the bankr. Or all the many men who feel the need to volunteer what they’d like to do to my ass without me asking them for that information. Sigh.

Sorry to disappoint, but just because I have a big butt doesn’t mean I’m tooting it up for just anybody. And a sure fire way to make sure you aren’t the lucky fella to get me naked is to say some dumb-ish right off the bat.

Newsflash: any reference to my butt in our first meeting guarantees you will never see it unclothed or actually that I will ever talk to you again.

So please Nigeria men take it from a card carrying member of the 40 inch club (40 inches of booty or better) it’s best that you just treat us like you would any other lady. Say hi. Introduce yourself and be respectful. Anything else will certainly land you in the not getting any access to this ass ever box. And I’m sure you don’t want that.


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ezychris:
My guy big butt no help Beyoncé and Omotola. Beyoncé never sang a song with big butt neither did Omotola become successful because of her butt.

No dey pass wrong info my g

My Guy, you are probably in denial mode or living under a rock.

Go and find out how the word "bootylicious" take enter dictionary?

Also please tell what you see first below, Omotola butt or the Gas Cooker?

Also the other pictures are Beyonce on stage.

Thanks

potbelly:
Dafuq bro... I am a guy not a lady...

Okay sir, Never imply that you are a lady.

I just rename your moniker on Nairaland not your gender.

potbelly:
Op, nice assvertisement...
Vaseline crew food don done ooo *grin*

PotBelly ke, I rename your moniker today to large butt.

If you want assvertisement check this thread - https://www.nairaland.com/3062826/does-size-really-matters-babes

Speeechless3:
My butt is quite big but not extra large like these ones. meanwhile, who e epp sef?

Kai did you just admit that your butt is big?

Please what is difference between big and extra large?

And you really want me to belive you have a big butt without a picture of it abi

And who big butt don epp abi

I think big butt don epp this people:

Beyoncé
Kim Kardashian
Blac Chyna
Amber Rose
Omotola Jolade

hfinest1:
oga mi.... u want make i finish vaseline for house... mumsi still dey complain say vaseline no dey reach us up to a month again... chai!! diaris God o... all this booty that are shearin on you thread... diaris God o...

Oya take this to motivate you to go buy more Vaseline jooor


No finish the vaseline for road ooooo