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ENDTIMEISNEAR:Your moniker and your taste hun? Take this to cool down small
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Speeechless3:I kinda like you. You wanna be voluptuous secretly. Big butt don epp many ladies you know. ![]() |
ezychris:Big butt don epp the following Beyoncé Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Amber Rose Omotola Jolade Hope that refresh your memory and do google them to see how much dey earn just because they had big ass ![]() |
hfinest1:Okay take this reward for being loyal
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Speeechless3:Isokay, I yam speechless now. ![]() But you secretly do wish you are voluptuous. Wanna be like Kim K or Beehive. Oya confess Now |
5. The Sneak and Poke Now this is one I will never understand. You cannot – I repeat you CANNOT “slip” and have anal sex with me without noticing. You just can’t. Yes I get my ass is big and yes I understand that (many) men want to stick their penis in every available orifice a woman has – and yes when you put those two things together it can be totally irresistible to you – like dangling crack in front of a crack addict. I get that. But once again it’s MY butt. So no – you don’t get to have anal sex with me without permission and yes I’m going to notice it when you “accidentally” attempt to slip it in my ass when clearly that’s not where you were supposed to be aiming. To Be Continued Source - http://www.insidersecrets.com.ng/nigeria-men-please-never-say-big-butt-woman/
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Oya
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4. The drive by grabbing This is MY butt. Not yours. So unless I give you permission to grab it, you really need to keep your hands to yourself. I do NOT find it flattering when you touch me. If I hug you that does NOT equal an invite to grab my booty. If you pass me in the street, or at the club or at a party that does NOT give you permission to grab, graze or squeeze my ass as you walk by me. It does not. Simple. Oh – did I mention the date that bit me on the ass at the pool hall? Yeah. You read that right. SMH. And as a public service announcement to men – such behaviour could end with you sporting a hand print on your face, a black eye or a hurt groin. I’m just saying’. To Be Continued Source - http://www.insidersecrets.com.ng/nigeria-men-please-never-say-big-butt-woman/
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3. No, it’s not my job to fulfil your fantasies “Come on just let me hit it just once. I have never been behind a thing that big before.” Yes, someone actually said that to me. No he wasn’t playing. And no he wasn’t a hood rat. He was a responsible working guy and we were working in the same organization then. SMH To Be Continued Source - http://www.insidersecrets.com.ng/nigeria-men-please-never-say-big-butt-woman/
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2. It’s NOT a toy (or a pillow) I was dating this guy who constantly had his hand attached to my ass. C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-L-Y. I mean, if we were in the house he was tough, rubbing, or laying on it, if we were out of the house his hand was glued to my butt, I mean it was constant. So, after a stint in the grocery store where not only did he have his hand on my ass – he was rubbing it incessantly as well, I decided to have a talk with him. Me: Look you can’t have your hand on my butt like that. Especially in public. Him: Why? Me: (Sigh) It’s just not appropriate…okay? Um…it’s just not something you do. Him: *Blank Stare* Me: How about this – you can touch my butt three times in a day. You got three butt touches that’s it. Him: WHAT!!!!! Sigh. You swear I’d just take away his favourite toy by his reaction. And I guess in a way I had. But here’s the deal, my butt is not a toy for you. IT IS NOT A TOY. You don’t have a right to constantly molest me because you’re mesmerized with the booty and we’re dating – especially in public. It’s just wrong. And disrespectful. And makes me want to slap you and stop dating you. Immediately. To Be Continued Source - http://www.insidersecrets.com.ng/nigeria-men-please-never-say-big-butt-woman/
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obontami:Don't mind MrFree, I think he/she is looking for FREE money from madam to afford gals with big boobs & butts. ![]() |
obontami:According to rule 5 "Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland." Guy look the pix very well and telll me if you have ever been to a beach before. Wait sef, have you see girls with cleavages before, if Yes, I don't think the pix qualify for nude because the only thing you can see are nipples and cleavages which are normal things you see walking on the street of Lagos or anywhere in Nigeria. |
Wow
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Weekend stuff
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Size really does matter.
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When a Police Officer is this sexually, I will like her to come arrest me daily. What about you?
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Still dropping it hot
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Kai some babes can be mean sha. See how they troll these guys with good physique but small penis. I thought ladies says "Penis Size Doesn't Matter" in relationships but they don't want to date or marry a guy with small penis. They will even leave if the sex is bad or consider cheating as the best option when Love Machine doesn't give them the men touch. And guys that believed "Size doesn't matter" when it comes to Penis Size should please show me a Love Machine (intimacy gadget) of 3-4 inches. You simply can't get it because no one is buying it, the same gal that say size doesn't matter will not buy a 3.5 or 4 inches Love Machine so nobody manufacture it. #SizeDoesMatter #TheInsiderSecretsGuide www.insidersecrets.com.ng
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If you like sucking we have the best milk factory in world here for you. Come and milk the boobs
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Bad sex is like slow internet and nobody like slow internet in the age of fast speed internet.
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It takes more than money to make her happy. If the sex is bad, everything else doesn't matter because your bedroom performance matters. Ask Kim why she stick with Kanye. The Sex is good. That's the secret and what her other sisters are yet to get that's why they keep moving from one man to the other. #SizeDoesMatter. www.insidersecrets.com.ng
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Afternoon motivation
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What happen when the groom have been viewing this thread on his wedding and the wife don dey talk say "No Sex" until our wedding night. ![]()
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Kai, the op above must be a statistician. According to him 1 out of 10 people who view this thread must have masturbate (he even bet his life on it) and more than 7k plus pole don view the thread with some ladies who are also regular visitors plus my G who doesn't like big butts and boobs but view regularly. Anyway too much of masturbation isn't good for your health. ![]()
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Abeg don't start masturbations oooooo
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