₦airaland Forum

Mykelpato:
Happy birthday ..what part of Anambra lemme use courier to deliver Goko herbal Cleanser for u as birthday gift makana aru adiro GI , sometimes u need to forget about party and look at the candidates.. AndyUba is not Your governor.

I wu anumanu.



Bye bye.

Mykelpato:
Onye iberibe... chekene echiche ka ifu na onwere ihe di mma iga eji tunyere Apc na nhoputa na abia abia

On a normal day, I wouldn't have dignified your stupidity with a response but since today is my birthday and I'm feeling benevolent, let's set some things straight.


I'm from Imo state but I live in Anambra and nobody understands what damage APC can do to an Igbo state more than me, 'Aturuawusa' being a perfext example of what happens when an Igbo fool sells his soul to the northerners.


APC ever winning a governorship seat in Anambra is a pipe dream.


E quotukwana m ozo

Cjrane2:
How about APC embrace Igbos and stop treating Igbos as foreigners in their own country?

What has APC helped to bring to Anambra or anywhere in Igboland to give the area a sense of belonging?

Even Imo state that has given APC 8 years of their life, what has APC done in Imo? Even the Port harcourt dual carriage project started by Jonathan(PDP) for an APC state was abandoned by Buhari!

Banza! Afonjas always wanting to reap where they did not sow!

Don't mind the op, he's an idiot.

joseph1832:
Is that right? So, howdy do, lass?

Things are looking up. How is it going?

joseph1832:
Really? Where and when, if I may ask?

I missed this.

joseph1832:
Can you see me?

Joe!


I see you always.

SINZ:
Done.

Can't see it.

thwarrior72:
Nne hapu that thing, onye hu bu ozu nwuru anwu


Apc ko terrorist ni. Smh

Oburo asi.


Udo your way.

Mykelpato:
Ekwensu Abugo gi onu already

Nwanne I di mma I melu ebele. Ego one ka ha goo gi sef

Ifele adiro gi n'anya. Si ebe puo onye nzuzu.

Op, are you naturally this stupid or did someone bang your head on the wall as a kid?

National politics my arse.

I bu onye abulu onu.

Chei!

This is the worst sh!t I've read this year...bloody hell


*cringing for life*

Progressive01:
Ojuikwu, the "trangendered" cowardly bearded goat, was only behaving true to type as a flagellated hairy chest beater.


Jetleeee, comman carry your uncle away.

Hateful much?

UltraLeslie1:
But you were desperate enough to send your pics and bio to a broke Nairaland albino who in turn betrayed you and leaked your ugly, hijab-enveloped pics to all of romaceland.

Poor you. Your life is so pathetic you vent your frustrations in your diary and fume over nl monikers.

Even nairaland broke vagabonds rejected you like a leprosy-sufferer.

please, doveda,aka daretodiffer, dare2differ, audrea,kikelomo, moroundutu et al , stop stalking fun-lovings girls here.

just learn to keep your frustrations to yourself.

Lol

SINZ:
Nne, kee kwanu ife anyi ga eme? Soo Chukwu ka anyi na elee anya.


You back on Whatsapp? Kindly PM me your digits.

PM me yours, can't deal with mine.

SINZ:
I'm one debit alert away from loosing my mind in this insane economy.

Can't help but remember your pops, how is he?

Lol
I swear ife emebigo n'obodo a.




Miss him, haven't seen him in a long time but he's okay.

SINZ:
Okay... You back now or...?

I'm settled now. How is it going?

SINZ:
You and this your disappearing acts ehn...

You don't even care about folks who'll miss you.

Long story.

SINZ:
How can a woman in hijab look attractive to me when each time I see one, the only thing I think about is the possibility of having a bomb strapped to her body.

Lol

SalomonKane:
Then let's rumba and tango.

You know what to do?

I want you to spell It out for me.

SalomonKane:
Do you want to tango and rumba with me?

Thought you'd never ask.

SalomonKane:
Laughing at you? Come on, only a fool laugh at a goddess.

Yea too bad. Rather, its lovely, more room for me. I'm still available though.

Is he married though?

SalomonKane:
Ignoring you? A whole you? Wow.

Joe is fine though, he says howdy.

You're laughing at me?




Yes, I'm thinking maybe he got married and the wife doesn't share.
To bad.

SalomonKane:
It's still the same. How will the organisers know if one is student or if one isn't?

There are ways to forge student ID cards, admission letters etc.

I feel it's a long shot asking them to contest when in fact they're not even qualified to contest in the first place.

The screening should have been done before the contest starts. Many will raise dust if they win and their prizes are denied them on the basis of whatever their corrupt mind can contort.

Lezz.

refiner:
Lol....it seems u guys run away together cos I hardly see him around...una go honeymoon?

Iffa hear.


He was ignoring me, the silence made me leave.
How are Joe and Leslie?

blackberlin:

LOL

blackberlin:
Gerrout

#&⅞2#&2)+%*'*:2526#-(??

blackberlin:
Be looking for her

Brother wetin be your own?



Do you know who I be?

refiner:
Waooo...longest time,ur monicker ring a bell tho..

Where u run go?

Postmann pursue me go.

Noblesoul123:
I strongly believe that if the the 5 States in that landlocked, erosion plagued enclave want to break away, they should be allowed to go quietly.

They will then be treated as foreigners in any other part of the country.

Perhaps they will then realise the negative implication of their actions just like Great Britain discovered after the BREXIT vote last year.

Hateful much?

refiner:
What's ur main sobriquet?

DemiGoddess

blackberlin:
No hard feelings my sister, don't take it too serious

Who's your sister?

refiner:

Longest time.