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Jobs/VacanciesRe: After Losing Your Job Steps To Get Back On Track by immkels(m): 2:23pm On Jun 18, 2013
8: remember to take your problems to God!
PoliticsRe: Gov. Obi Launches N300m Road Project In Onitsha. by immkels(m): 9:25am On Jun 17, 2013
Wow that man is really trying! Haterz gon Hate
PoliticsRe: Policemen In Lagos Killed A 9-Year-Old Boy And Fled by immkels(m): 9:21am On Jun 17, 2013
Fools wid Guns!
Christianity EtcRe: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(op): 12:18am On Jun 15, 2013
Lol thanks man!
Christianity EtcWooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(op): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2013
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
...
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for
the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable
for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not
know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and
honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty
is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you
out of great distress and anguish of
heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to
let you know the depth of my love for you."

Girl:..I ...I agree.

Lmao
FashionRe: Man Jailed For Tattooing 3-year-old Nephew by immkels(m): 1:26pm On Jun 14, 2013
Tatoos should be banned for christ's sake! I wonder how the baby ll look in a few years!
Christianity EtcRe: Amazing Accounts Of Near-death Experiences by immkels(m): 12:55pm On Jun 09, 2013
Holy moses!!! Is this the bible or something? Don't worry print it then I ll buy. Its just too long!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The 10 Things You Cant Learn In The Classroom by immkels(m): 11:20am On Jun 04, 2013
True. I agree wid u
EducationRe: How Do U Cope With Spillovers In School? by immkels(op): 2:26pm On Jun 03, 2013
26 views and still no reply? Common people
EducationHow Do U Cope With Spillovers In School? by immkels(op): 11:34am On Jun 02, 2013
Sometimes, I feel very Bad when I see Student who see Carry Over as the End of the World, Though I know its very Bad but Carry Over is Actually meant for Students.

Have you ever Carried any Course in your Uni days? How did you feel? What did you do about it?
FamilyRe: Happy Children's Day - Funny Memories Of Your Childhood by immkels(m): 9:56am On May 27, 2013
Happy Children's Day To My Unborn Kids"
PoliticsRe: Ekiti University Expels Five For Molestation by immkels(m): 9:46am On Mar 18, 2013
Say No To Cultism
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by immkels(m): 10:38pm On Mar 06, 2013
Lmao. I Refuse to Comment
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Is Sick & The Hospital [PHOTO] by immkels(m): 8:48pm On Feb 24, 2013
Get well soon Brother (rolls up weed)
PoliticsRe: Security Of Abia Is Orji's First Priority by immkels(m): 2:46pm On Jan 20, 2013
This man is A Bloody fool! Imagine what he's saying! Fucking slowpoke! He's here taking credit and talking shit! He's a coward, he heard some officals from GeJ's Adminstration were coming to Aba, so he decided to paint major places! Bleep I could have done better for that state if I was the Governor!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To Bolt Browser?? by immkels(op): 4:11pm On Jan 19, 2013
Re u serious? I thought bolt was better than Opera Though?
FamilyRe: 20-Year-old Lady Stuck In Toddler's Body by immkels(m): 6:25pm On Jan 12, 2013
Gombs: U sure u watched dat movie?

Tot he was born old n got younger as he aged?awz dat 'related' to this?

Edify me pls. Thanks
Lmao. Yea he was born old and he died as a Baby!
PhonesRe: SpareOne-Plus: Phone With A Battery That Lasts 15 Years by immkels(m): 2:41pm On Jan 09, 2013
2013 Sci-fi Age!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To Bolt Browser?? by immkels(op): 10:41pm On Dec 29, 2012
18 views yet no reply??
Nairaland GeneralWhat Happened To Bolt Browser?? by immkels(op): 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2012
Bolt browser used to be the fastest mobile browser ever! @ first it used to work on my blackberry buh now u can't even see a Link to download it. So my question is what really happend to Bolt borwser? Or if it still works pls can someone upload the link! Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Mike Adenuga Relocates To Banana Island Office by immkels(m): 12:31am On Dec 29, 2012
Banana island. Jezzzzz. #runs around# oh my God banana island. Awwwww# faints#
cry night y'all
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant by immkels(m): 10:56pm On Dec 27, 2012
SLUT.. I wonder who's the Dad. Def nuh Kanye! tongue
PoliticsRe: Tanker Explodes In Benin On Boxing Day , 13 Vehicles Burnt by immkels(m): 1:57pm On Dec 27, 2012
crySo sad. 2013 is just here. Lord pls let us see 2012 come and Go. Amen
SportsRe: Osaze Disses Victor Ikpeba On Twitter by immkels(m): 10:42pm On Dec 26, 2012
Sipping my Garri...#screaming" Fight Fight Fight tongue tongue
LiteratureRe: "Kidnapped For Rituals In Broad Day Light" by immkels(m): 12:19am On Dec 20, 2012
Now y will someone put us on Hold?? Like I ve been up all night waiting 4 her to complete this story. Ma'am if u aint completing it. Pls tell us so we ll get on wid our lives. embarassed
Car TalkRe: Trip: Abuja - Enugu & Anambra, With My 605 V6 (1500 Km) by immkels(m): 6:16pm On Dec 19, 2012
quote author=Etumgbe]if to say u carry machine(solid car) u for no get time for all these pictures and stories.[/quote]U when dey talk. Which motor u come get?? undecided
Car TalkRe: Trip: Abuja - Enugu & Anambra, With My 605 V6 (1500 Km) by immkels(m): 6:15pm On Dec 19, 2012
Dondav: I thought you were robbed!
You just snap forest full everywhere... Na wa o!
Hahahahahaha abeg Help me ask am. I tot he was kidnapped or so! Lol
EducationRe: OAU Graduates 78 First Class Students by immkels(m): 5:52pm On Dec 19, 2012
Wow 3rd to comment
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Denies Dating Tonto Dikeh & Yvonne Nelson by immkels(m): 9:56am On Dec 13, 2012
And it also made the front page cry
Christianity EtcRe: A Boy Who Turned 12 On 12/12/12 Labelled Anti Christ by immkels(m): 9:51am On Dec 13, 2012
:PHe must have turned 6. During 6-6-6.
CelebritiesRe: Real-Life Cat Woman Jocelyn Wildenstein by immkels(m): 9:47am On Dec 13, 2012
Shit.... Men she's fuuugllly. Can she die already?? undecided

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