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Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Lmao my sisters made me believe if u swallowed gum while chewing it that it could gum ur intestines and u ll prolly die |
Family / Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 1:54pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Growing up was fun for me. I believed a lot of things. Here's most of them! 1- I believed that women wid beards are very wicked. Especially to children lol 2- That there are monsters under every staircase. Especially the ones inside buildings. Lol there's one in our house. Was freaking scared of it. I had to run everytime so they won't get me. 3- That jesus was really cute and had nice beards. I could remember when I saw a movie bout the life of Jesus, I had to argue that it wasn't him coz the guy didn't look cute to me hahaha. 4- I had to believe bed wetting is a sin. 5- I also believed that if u should swallow an orange seed and lick sand later that day that it ll definitely start growing inside u lmao! 6- And That if you see older children who buy eggs and fish with money, that the money was obviously stolen. Lol growing up was fun !!! Kels |
Education / Re: F.G Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike, No-work-no-pay Rules To Commence. by immkels(m): 11:28pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Thnk God. I just pray they call It off this week. |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Now Poor Due To Bad Investments by immkels(m): 6:53pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Choi! Omoo see wetin ASUU dey cause. Btw today na ma bday so abeg I fit borrow cake use change dp? 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Wizkid Having A Nice Time With His Niece And Nephew In London by immkels(m): 1:42pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
;DI only commented cos I knew it would make front page! |
Celebrities / Re: The Royal Baby Is The Anti-christ! by immkels(m): 1:36pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
Nawa oh. Its not Obama again? Its now the royal baby! Well done !!!! |
Politics / Re: Confessions Of First Female NDA Cadets by immkels(m): 11:06am On Jul 24, 2013 |
solidbroda: When I saw the headline, I tot the content would be how the female confess about how they face sexual assaults, about how many men they had to service whenever the men are Kongilicious.My broda I swear. Na wetin me sef think I'm wan write! Smdh. |
Celebrities / Re: Photo - Don Jazzy 'Smokes' Garri Before Leaving For Iyanya's Industry Nite by immkels(m): 9:40am On Jul 18, 2013 |
Real Nicca say "word" word lol I respect this dude die! Btw him dy advertise Loya milk? |
Celebrities / Re: The Messy Details Of What Led To Funke Akindele's Marriage Break-up by immkels(m): 9:38am On Jul 18, 2013 |
I'm sorry 4 her, the truth is I can't marry an actress!!! Can't stand seeing some1 kiss and do trash wid ma wife all in the name of movie. |
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2013 |
mumumugu: Very religious romantic and informative; front pageLol the moderators no go gree |
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:02am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Its a simple Joke Pastor! |
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 10:59am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women.Wow? U really had to type this sh!t? Its obvious u don't bliv the bible, that dosen't make it a joke book. Its only a fool that ll see the word of God and call it what u just did |
Education / Re: You Could Be Infected Through Public Swimming Pools by immkels(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2013 |
I fell asleep reading this ! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Take A Look At Ridiculous Us-canada Border (photo) by immkels(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Lmao! That house in-between is in what country? |
Romance / Re: Did He Really Love Her ? Picture by immkels(m): 10:47am On Jul 17, 2013 |
What is this? This shouldn't make the F.P oh |
Celebrities / Re: Nonso Diobi Replies Tonto On Mercy Johnson by immkels(m): 10:38am On Jul 17, 2013 |
What is Tonto Dikeh?? |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is A F@#king Prostitute, Says BBA's Beverly Osu by immkels(m): 10:35am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil. Shameless girls. They re both same thingy! |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is A F@#king Prostitute, Says BBA's Beverly Osu by immkels(m): 10:34am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil. |
Celebrities / Re: “i Don’t Owe You Anything”- 2face Replies Blackface by immkels(m): 1:45pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Black face should quit music and start doing Yahoo ! |
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Sues Aproko247 For N100m Over Fake Story by immkels(m): 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Smh! That ojb guy should just thank God he got the money he wanted and forget bout the rest! He looks like an addict tho. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Calls Mercy Johnson And Her Followers Fools! (pictures) by immkels(m): 9:42am On Jul 11, 2013 |
Lol this babe can like to find attention! We go soon see am 4 front page. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Airtel Unlimited Download Is Too Slow by immkels(m): 2:51pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
How much is the airtel unlimited data? And what's the code? |
Education / Re: ASUU Embarks On A Total And Indefinite Nation-wide Strike From 1st July. by immkels(m): 9:11pm On Jul 01, 2013 |
Seriously I hate this shit, I'm tired of staying at home. I pray they resolve this soon!!!! ......... Wait I'm first to comment Praiseeeeeeeeee the Lordddddddd" "faints" |
Politics / Re: Kenyans Held In Nigeria Return Home After Jonathan Intervention by immkels(m): 11:34am On Jun 30, 2013 |
Am I the only one confused here? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 75-Year-Old Man Disarmed Four Kidnappers by immkels(m): 2:28pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
Did he pray 4 them or sumfin? |
Health / Re: Signs Of Drowning & How To Help by immkels(m): 11:18pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Water no dey carry who I'm no see I'm leg.......... ! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Kidnapped 82-yr-old Man Buried Alive In Edo by immkels(m): 9:36am On Jun 20, 2013 |
Dunno what's wrong wid that state, ysday it was cult wars, now this? They need Jesus! 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: N70,000 Mysteriously Turns To Pieces Of Paper by immkels(m): 2:43pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Smh! This things actually happen, I ve seen a friend whom they swaped his laptop wid marble. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Rival Cults Hold Talks In UNIBEN by immkels(m): 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
This shit never pays! They ll promise u high grades in schl, girls, money and security, well Reverse is the case! 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Three Sisters With Werewolf Syndrome Fear They'll Never Get Married by immkels(m): 2:30pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Loool WTF? Who's image? Thank God say em no born em 4 9ja. Them for don call them witches! 1 Like |
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