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Lmao my sisters made me believe if u swallowed gum while chewing it that it could gum ur intestines and u ll prolly die ![]() |
Growing up was fun for me. I believed a lot of things. Here's most of them! 1- I believed that women wid beards are very wicked. Especially to children lol 2- That there are monsters under every staircase. Especially the ones inside buildings. Lol there's one in our house. Was freaking scared of it. I had to run everytime so they won't get me. 3- That jesus was really cute and had nice beards. I could remember when I saw a movie bout the life of Jesus, I had to argue that it wasn't him coz the guy didn't look cute to me hahaha. 4- I had to believe bed wetting is a sin. 5- I also believed that if u should swallow an orange seed and lick sand later that day that it ll definitely start growing inside u lmao! 6- And That if you see older children who buy eggs and fish with money, that the money was obviously stolen. Lol growing up was fun !!! Kels ![]() |
Thnk God. I just pray they call It off this week. |
Choi! Omoo see wetin ASUU dey cause. Btw today na ma bday so abeg I fit borrow cake use change dp? |
;DI only commented cos I knew it would make front page! |
Nawa oh. Its not Obama again? Its now the royal baby! Well done !!!! |
solidbroda: When I saw the headline, I tot the content would be how the female confess about how they face sexual assaults, about how many men they had to service whenever the men are Kongilicious.My broda I swear. Na wetin me sef think I'm wan write! Smdh. |
Real Nicca say "word" word lol I respect this dude die! Btw him dy advertise Loya milk? ![]() |
I'm sorry 4 her, the truth is I can't marry an actress!!! Can't stand seeing some1 kiss and do trash wid ma wife all in the name of movie. |
mumumugu: Very religious romantic and informative; front pageLol the moderators no go gree |
Its a simple Joke Pastor! |
Alfa Seltzer: Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women.Wow? U really had to type this sh!t? Its obvious u don't bliv the bible, that dosen't make it a joke book. Its only a fool that ll see the word of God and call it what u just did |
I fell asleep reading this ! |
Lmao! That house in-between is in what country? |
What is this? This shouldn't make the F.P oh |
What is Tonto Dikeh?? |
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil. Shameless girls. They re both same thingy! |
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil. |
Black face should quit music and start doing Yahoo ! |
Smh! That ojb guy should just thank God he got the money he wanted and forget bout the rest! He looks like an addict tho. |
Lol this babe can like to find attention! We go soon see am 4 front page. |
How much is the airtel unlimited data? And what's the code? |
Seriously I hate this shit, I'm tired of staying at home. I pray they resolve this soon!!!! ......... Wait I'm first to comment Praiseeeeeeeeee the Lordddddddd" "faints" |
Am I the only one confused here? ![]() |
Did he pray 4 them or sumfin? |
Water no dey carry who I'm no see I'm leg.......... ! |
Dunno what's wrong wid that state, ysday it was cult wars, now this? They need Jesus! |
Smh! This things actually happen, I ve seen a friend whom they swaped his laptop wid marble. |
This shit never pays! They ll promise u high grades in schl, girls, money and security, well Reverse is the case! |
Loool WTF? Who's image? Thank God say em no born em 4 9ja. Them for don call them witches! |



I hate this shit, I'm tired of staying at home. I pray they resolve this soon!!!! 