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Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2013
Lmao my sisters made me believe if u swallowed gum while chewing it that it could gum ur intestines and u ll prolly die grin
Family / Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 1:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
Growing up was fun for me. I believed a lot of things. Here's most of them!
1- I believed that women wid beards are very wicked. Especially to children lol

2- That there are monsters under every staircase. Especially the ones inside buildings. Lol there's one in our house. Was freaking scared of it. I had to run everytime so they won't get me.

3- That jesus was really cute and had nice beards. I could remember when I saw a movie bout the life of Jesus, I had to argue that it wasn't him coz the guy didn't look cute to me hahaha.

4- I had to believe bed wetting is a sin.

5- I also believed that if u should swallow an orange seed and lick sand later that day that it ll definitely start growing inside u lmao!

6- And That if you see older children who buy eggs and fish with money, that the money was obviously stolen. Lol growing up was fun !!! Kels smiley
Education / Re: F.G Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike, No-work-no-pay Rules To Commence. by immkels(m): 11:28pm On Aug 25, 2013
Thnk God. I just pray they call It off this week.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Now Poor Due To Bad Investments by immkels(m): 6:53pm On Jul 29, 2013
Choi! Omoo see wetin ASUU dey cause. Btw today na ma bday so abeg I fit borrow cake use change dp?

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Wizkid Having A Nice Time With His Niece And Nephew In London by immkels(m): 1:42pm On Jul 26, 2013
;DI only commented cos I knew it would make front page!
Celebrities / Re: The Royal Baby Is The Anti-christ! by immkels(m): 1:36pm On Jul 26, 2013
Nawa oh. Its not Obama again? Its now the royal baby! Well done !!!!
Politics / Re: Confessions Of First Female NDA Cadets by immkels(m): 11:06am On Jul 24, 2013
solidbroda: When I saw the headline, I tot the content would be how the female confess about how they face sexual assaults, about how many men they had to service whenever the men are Kongilicious.
This is no news jare. Park well!
My broda I swear. Na wetin me sef think I'm wan write! Smdh.
Celebrities / Re: Photo - Don Jazzy 'Smokes' Garri Before Leaving For Iyanya's Industry Nite by immkels(m): 9:40am On Jul 18, 2013
Real Nicca say "word" word lol I respect this dude die! Btw him dy advertise Loya milk? undecided
Celebrities / Re: The Messy Details Of What Led To Funke Akindele's Marriage Break-up by immkels(m): 9:38am On Jul 18, 2013
I'm sorry 4 her, the truth is I can't marry an actress!!! Can't stand seeing some1 kiss and do trash wid ma wife all in the name of movie.
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2013
mumumugu: Very religious romantic and informative; front page
Lol the moderators no go gree
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:02am On Jul 17, 2013
Its a simple Joke Pastor!
Religion / Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 10:59am On Jul 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women.
Wow? U really had to type this sh!t? Its obvious u don't bliv the bible, that dosen't make it a joke book. Its only a fool that ll see the word of God and call it what u just did
Education / Re: You Could Be Infected Through Public Swimming Pools by immkels(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2013
I fell asleep reading this !
Foreign Affairs / Re: Take A Look At Ridiculous Us-canada Border (photo) by immkels(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2013
Lmao! That house in-between is in what country?
Romance / Re: Did He Really Love Her ? Picture by immkels(m): 10:47am On Jul 17, 2013
What is this? This shouldn't make the F.P oh
Celebrities / Re: Nonso Diobi Replies Tonto On Mercy Johnson by immkels(m): 10:38am On Jul 17, 2013
What is Tonto Dikeh??
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is A F@#king Prostitute, Says BBA's Beverly Osu by immkels(m): 10:35am On Jul 17, 2013
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil. Shameless girls. They re both same thingy!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is A F@#king Prostitute, Says BBA's Beverly Osu by immkels(m): 10:34am On Jul 17, 2013
Pot calling kettle a kitchen utensil.
Celebrities / Re: “i Don’t Owe You Anything”- 2face Replies Blackface by immkels(m): 1:45pm On Jul 13, 2013
Black face should quit music and start doing Yahoo !
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Sues Aproko247 For N100m Over Fake Story by immkels(m): 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2013
Smh! That ojb guy should just thank God he got the money he wanted and forget bout the rest! He looks like an addict tho.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Calls Mercy Johnson And Her Followers Fools! (pictures) by immkels(m): 9:42am On Jul 11, 2013
Lol this babe can like to find attention! We go soon see am 4 front page.

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Phones / Re: Airtel Unlimited Download Is Too Slow by immkels(m): 2:51pm On Jul 06, 2013
How much is the airtel unlimited data? And what's the code?
Education / Re: ASUU Embarks On A Total And Indefinite Nation-wide Strike From 1st July. by immkels(m): 9:11pm On Jul 01, 2013
Seriously I hate this shit, I'm tired of staying at home. I pray they resolve this soon!!!!
......... Wait I'm first to comment Praiseeeeeeeeee the Lordddddddd" "faints"
Politics / Re: Kenyans Held In Nigeria Return Home After Jonathan Intervention by immkels(m): 11:34am On Jun 30, 2013
Am I the only one confused here? embarassed

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Politics / Re: 75-Year-Old Man Disarmed Four Kidnappers by immkels(m): 2:28pm On Jun 29, 2013
Did he pray 4 them or sumfin?
Health / Re: Signs Of Drowning & How To Help by immkels(m): 11:18pm On Jun 22, 2013
Water no dey carry who I'm no see I'm leg.......... !

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped 82-yr-old Man Buried Alive In Edo by immkels(m): 9:36am On Jun 20, 2013
Dunno what's wrong wid that state, ysday it was cult wars, now this? They need Jesus!

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Crime / Re: N70,000 Mysteriously Turns To Pieces Of Paper by immkels(m): 2:43pm On Jun 19, 2013
Smh! This things actually happen, I ve seen a friend whom they swaped his laptop wid marble.

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Education / Re: Rival Cults Hold Talks In UNIBEN by immkels(m): 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2013
This shit never pays! They ll promise u high grades in schl, girls, money and security, well Reverse is the case!

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Health / Re: Three Sisters With Werewolf Syndrome Fear They'll Never Get Married by immkels(m): 2:30pm On Jun 19, 2013
Loool WTF? Who's image? Thank God say em no born em 4 9ja. Them for don call them witches!

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