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MissRaine69:
1) I am not basic that’s more your cup of tea.
2) You and I are not at a level we are parallel lines
3) I take him out ...he does not necessarily have to
take me out. I like nice things and I make sure I can pay for those nice things. Which is not a problem so 7K is child’s play it’s no biggie!
Finally I don’t bring wing people to dates I ride solo.

me too, you'll never see me in a park, mall, joint or fastfood with any girl unless i have plans of making her my wife.

n0fav0rs:
Nigga, you really need to chill mate. Like for real

i dey tell you

waiting for Chiefazubuike's consignment to land so that i can get this one from him too when he order the 2020 version next year, the 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 i got from him earlier this year is still serving me for now.

NinaJoy:
I really dont understand u sef,u re ready for marriage but d woman u re getting married to is not d type of woman u want,,,u never enter marriage and u already have plans of cheating

you are not serious, anybody can cheat regrettably in a marriage. Just pointing it out for those who don't see it as a big deal and you just concluded in your mind that am a prospective cheat.

Heloct:
All these days that I've been sharing birth day, I've not seen a mate.

i will only be your mate if you're genuine and are you that person in the pic.

LilSfc:
When that financial crisis finally occur, you will be blaming your village people

i have no village people, am not a poor fellow.

anonymuz:
bro that's exactly what I'm experiencing too. She caring very emotional....I once used attitude but e no work. Tried communication bridge e no work too.

try financial crisis, thats working for me now. crisis to the extent you gives excuse for not calling her is due to no money for N100 recharge card.

then u haven't met a real cheat yet.

I had one. She never put her fones on lock. I had access to her social media passwords including her email. Some times we exchange fones for a week. She stay with my fone I stay with her fone with her sim card wit me. She doesn't reply male DM.
I even put a spy on her and tracked her num.

I wen to etisalat office and get her numba tracked unknown to her. I monitored every convo she makes

Things were fine.



But the b!tch was cheatin.

How I caught was a mind blowin she.

I told her to join the police and work at their Intelligent unit because she was very smart.

Such girl will make the best FBI agent.


Fear women.

how were you able to achieve the bolded

robosky02:
you think you can have romance without money?

lol, bros money dey na romance i dey find come here, not to read how to make money.

Thats the exact dilemma am facing right now, ready for marriage but my fiance is not what i need, incompatibility issues but she still want me to press on.
As for your case the best thing to do is to end it NOW because the more the relationship lingers the more she is emotional tied to you and waiting for proposal. stay away from overly emotional girls, there's everything wrong in dating them but not all will understand. they have a very bad record of killing their husbands if he cheats on him.
you can never opt out when you want to and might end up marrying the wrong person.

[quote author= post=69770458]Very good thread Robosky!

Thank you and you earn our Respect!![/quote]yes he earned our respect by posting this in a Romance section

tiger28:
Looking like 2 lesbians! I dont trust females nowadays..... 90% of them have inclination towards the same sex.

its in their genes, i dont judge them again after learning that more than 90% do this behind closed doors. its simply who they are.

exporters101:
Nothing is actually free here. This is business for Google. They've been trying to capture the Nigerian tech market via searches and customer behaviour. These data will help the Nigeria Google company to understand how to run AdWords for Google.com.ng pages.

You see it as free, they see it as business.

Nothing is free but gullible people wont understand

pafo:
Why are rumors making Fp for Gods sake?

That was how one said Chelsea has signed Golovin.

This kinda news are just gossips and should not be gracing nairaland’s FP.

This mods them get brain touch.

they should only publish news source from Skysports, Goal.com and BBC sports. i wonder these mods oo

[quote author= post=69394637]Smh, God is just too lenient and gentle sha![/quote]lenient? and he went ahead and murdered firstborn sons of Egypt and instructed the Isrealites to offer their firstborn sons as a sacrifice to him.

because deep inside their heart they know god is fake but can't get themselves to accept it.

Acura ZDX didn't make your list

I’ve read so many propagated misconceptions about Jehovah’s Witnesses here on Nairaland. As a former religionist and an ex member of Jehovah’s Witness, I feel am in the best position to clear the obscurity and render a short head start, pros and cons to anyone wishing to know the real truth of the religion.
These article is not all about their belief system and doctrines, please refrain from engaging yourself in the debate. There are threads for that here on nairaland.

They take the preaching work serious - nothing dampens my spirit than going to preaching especially in a scorching Sunday sun. But not for JW’s, they are so keen to get the message across to you whether you are in the kitchen, doing laundry or having a solo time. If you like pack dogs for your compound, you must hear the good news. They are often seen preaching in families or group. They are the religion actually doing the proselytising work instructed by Jesus.

They are not an occult group - people have the general feeling that these group are occult group maybe because they are noiseless and calm during their activities.

Their kids are usually well-trained – maybe if you crave a trained, balanced kid you need to give them a try before its too late. They’re sure to do the training for you, one Ministerial servant or Elder is sure to be checking on your kids to make sure his sanity remains intact. Jw’s so much believe in early training and coordinated system. They integrate the kids more in their activities unlike any other religion in the world and that makes most of their kid to be bold, smart and obedient. Their kids are taught how to read and write at an early age too.

They believe in organised arrangement – organised planning is their surname, and they get things done quickly, there programme and curriculum is the same worldwide.

They don’t engage in excessive recreation – you’re allowed to have fun but trust me when I tell you that your fun activities will reduce, there is no written rule not to have fun yet you’ll see yourself scrapping it off your schedule. It won’t be the thing that tickles you anymore.

They are unified worldwide - Being united and sharing their brotherly love is their forte, from their worldwide salvage operation to their medical support, you’re entitled to receive it one day once you are a JW. for this quality, other religion jealous and try to imitate them. If you are a JW foreigner travelling to other country, just locate the nearest kingdom, attend meetings regularly and you’ll receive copious and overflowing assistance ranging from housing and work procurement. Don’t take advantage of this secret!

They believe in family – with the rate of divorce ravaging even young marriages these days, there is only one religious group that will make sure your sh1t isn’t settled in court unless the matter is too unmanageable, even at that they’ll promise you they will fix your marriage. When the Elders from the couple’s congregation failed to handle the marriage and steer it on track again, the country‘s headquarter intervenes by incorporating a new body (unknown faces) on that issue. They’ve achieved success in most cases. My own be say if it isn’t working, take a leave. ‘For better or for worse’ is not for 21ist century marriages. But if you still cherish marriage JW is a goal.

They take excommunication very serious – if you will sin, make sure no one finds out, their excommunication and estrangement will discourage you in coming back. To the extent that the members will run away from you and will not even return your greetings until they notice your repentant disposition.

They enjoy their own gathering – they live life like they are in paradise already among their fellows, warm smiles litter their faces whenever they are together. Don’t be fooled, they are humans and they do ‘beef’ too. If you are ‘beefing’, let no ones knows before the Elders gather on your matter, they will settle the beef and life continues.

They believe they are the true religion – yes, and they don’t care because you know what? They are going to convince you and give you reasons why they are the true religion. They believe they are no part of the world and you will be wasting your time telling them otherwise. Atheist, keep away from these group, you’ll be wasting your precious time. Its pretty easy to convince a hardcore muslim than doing that to a JW.

They have high regards to God over Jesus – Jw is the only Christian group that pronounce more Jehovah than Jesus and if you ask me that’s the way its supposed to be but don’t ask me, am irreligious now.

They have their own translation – before you go ahead shouting on how the Witnesses have their own bible, educate yourself now. There are more than 70 bible translations worldwide and out of that 70 is New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures translated by Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. So even the bible you read in your church is subjected to many translations and they cannot mean exact same thing,never! That’s why I love the Quran and other religious text more.

They don’t accept blood transfusion – if you are a considering joining JW and you still love your dear ones then this should be enough to put you off unless you have a way of doing it stealthily. I will say am a victim of this (lost a sister) They have alternative medical procedure that supplies blood faster to the body though.

They are usually calm and peaceful – they exude a calm demeanour and that’s one characteristics of Jehovah’s Witnesses. They maintain peace and seldom be in the news for fighting. They don’t go to war! So unlike you who will go to war to massacre your fellow Christians in Ghana in the name of fatherland.

They hate the company of worldly people – I could remember the slogan so vividly ‘worldly people’
As a former JW, we use it often to describe anyone outside of our religion so in retrospective justification, we are the ‘heavenly people’ and don’t expect worldly to pair with heavenly smoothly. These justifies why they detest the company of random individual, but if you somehow discover yourself on their friends list then know you are special.

They don’t listen to church music – what you heard its true, my mom will switch the radio off in a jiffy when a church music is playing and we were taught to do same too. My brother’s own entered another thing when he stopped listening to secular music too, imagining not listening to soft and beautiful voice of Celine Dion. Religion could be so heart-wrenching.

They prefer to marry in the lord – I’ve heard of other religion that does that but do not take it too serious like JW’s. Two beautiful sisters in my neighborhood are wearing away in their 30’s with no suitors from the organization yet. they can excommunicate you if you go against this doctrine and they claimed it is in the bible and rightly it is. But the bogus is in understanding the bible verse in a broader way.

They don’t accept track and flyers from other Christian groups – but they’ll still expect you to accept their Awake and Watchtower, I call this a form of bound programming, it restricts the adherents from listening to other doctrines that is not unanimous with their teachings. That way the circle continues and the witnesses increases in numbers, and they are significantly increasing every year.

They pray too – there is a popular misconceptions that the Witnesses do not pray. This is a clear lie and I don’t recognise where those false info came from, probably from people who have not attended their meetings. They pray twice in each meeting, opening prayer and closing prayer and they have nice worship songs.

Less donation – if you value your hard-earned money and don’t want to toss it to random pastopreneurs then JW is a go to church. After leaving JW and trying other churches, I was intimidated with never-ending offerings and donations.
They have their own worship songs – the old ones were not appealing to me but the new songs is worth a try, I even recommended it to my secular friends. The songs made a lot of sense maybe because I love Classic and New Age music. They also have a lot of audio and video dramas, anyone can listen to it and its top notch. Its downloadable on their website.

Discipline – they practise discipline a lot in their organisation and they most times take it to the outside world. They hate to compromise their identity because people are always watching their backs to report when they erred, and whenever that happens people sound the barrels. It simply implies that people notice the virtuousness in them. Its like when Barcelona lost a match and it becomes a topic in everyone’s mouth
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They don’t celebrate most Christian seasons – no need trying to expound more on this. They are the people you should thank for each Christmas season for looking after your properties till your return. I probably enjoy the Christmas seasons in my town rather than the village, who said religion don’t have its toll on you? They sometimes travel during festive seasons though probably for meetings and seeing family members.

No birthdays for you – yes no birthdays for you! Its odd but you’ll get used to it if you were raised a JW. This one hit me hard that after more than 4 years of leaving religion I find it difficult to attend friend’s birthday talk less of celebrating mine. Your religious upbringing still runs deep in your vein even after breaking free.

Worldwide efforts – their worldwide efforts in assisting their members during a natural disaster is top notch and has no rivalry.
No tithes, No problem – if you are looking to avoid tithing and still maintain spiritual connection then Jw is there for you. To them there is no doctrine to not pay or pay your tithes, and they don’t demand or preach for it unlike other churches. So keep your tithes.

Marriage – marriage is what it is (a religious rite). Jehovah’s witnesses made it simple and fast and you can decide to choose between traditional and white wedding depending on your financial capabilities. If you only do traditional, they will accept you as married and if you still go ahead and invite them for your foreign wedding they’ll still come. But they encourage you to do only one type of marriage as they view both (traditional and white) as same thing.

Funeral ceremony – concise, short and fast is how their burial is. If you call them for wake keeping you’ll be wasting your time.

Religion is not my thing, I’ve long pass the stage of religion but if you ask me to rate them I will place them above any other Christian religion, at least their absurdities are less and they are simple and plain.

omooba969:
Good luck.

don't wish me good luck, i think of it every night and it gives me worry.

lefulefu:
see as u jus miss ur chance..wetin u come dey fear? ...abi na the actress big ukwu?. Anyway with enough hot cash u can get any nollywood actress u want...as long as d money dey.those men wey dey marry actresses are just plain crazy.

bros had i continued, na from my house she go dey go location

lefulefu:
even at that many u fit still get a good girl among the normal girls even though many dey do runz.....but bros...most nollywood actresses are very very deep into prostituiton. Any man that says na nollywood actresses he wan marry is digging his own grave. Those ones dat marry ..even when married they still sleep around and collect money from different men. We don hear stories about them.

sure, sure. i did a movie recently (first time). my producer wanted to arrange one fine actress who took a lead role in that movie. na popular actress oo (i won't mention name). we met at an eatery but fear no gree me proceed. i dey fear them.

safarigirl:
like I said. A marriage is 100 times more likely to crash over a cheating wife than a cheating husband

And I am shooting a false opinion that loyal girls are too religious like you claim. Let me even speak for myself, I am not religious. I cannot relate to your postulations

true talk sha, by the way you fine oo

lefulefu:
U cant make a wife out of a runz woman. Not in this era or in the era to come. A man will just open his two eyes and marry a nollywood actress when we know what most of them do in the industry is prostitution.na wah for wire road. RIP to ur marriage sha.

bros the thing dey worry me, 80 percent of our girls are runs girl now.where do we go from here, and my own be say my time don reach to marry

nna mehn

donshady:
Make this rate go up na

dalaman:
Why should he resign?

you didn't get the sacarsm

Butterflyleo:

Are you embarrassed by the article and the fact that he is clearly called a mass murdering dictator despite being an atheist?

Are you embarrassed that he is directing anger on a God he already says does not exist so much so that he lost control and went on such an important event as the[b]NationalScience and Technology Week Celebration in Mindanao to make such an utterance of hatred and spite on national television?

Are you embarrassed that the article says he is a man who orders the executions of his own people and personally bragged about murdering someone?

Aren't atheists meant to be morally sound and lovers of humanity?

If you aren't, you should be.

He is trying to enter into a boxing ring with someone he says does not exist. He just might go insane soon.

If anyone wishes to quote me, just know that I would not dignify you with a response.

i hope you know that not everyone who don't believe in your god is an atheist, by the way why are you running away from mentions. am not an e-warrior and i don't debate religion anymore but i can call them out for you, they can roast you in split-second.

Butterflyleo:
Such annoyance and anger over a God he already says does not exist.

He should make up his mind already! Does God exist or not?

If God does not exist, why get angry at him after all he does not exist in the first place for anything like anger to be directed at him to begin with.

So he is also an atheist leader who is a mass murderer.

Atheism and intolerance sha. Always murdering those who do not buy into their ideology.

They are all seemingly the same.

Full of hatred, bile, bitterness, anger, quarrelsome, and the likes. Well the fruit never does fall far from its tree.

Go figure.

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The man is right afterall but you can't be a president for an overly religious country and be spouting rubbish on national TV. People are not ready for some things.

He failed on this one.

Just over a week ago, Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte said that God was stupid — “This son of a bitch is… really stupid” — because the Book of Genesis made no sense.

It’s not that he was wrong about Genesis, but his name-calling of a God that he personally believes in was very strange to hear, in part because he’s a world leader (even if he’s also a mass-murdering dictator).

It wasn’t even the first time he’s made jaw-dropping remarks about religion. He once said Pope Francis was the “son of a LovePeddler” and claimed men could get away with having mistresses by saying they were atheists (implying that we have no moral compass).

His latest outburst came Friday night during a celebration of science and technology. He told the crowd that if anyone could prove to him that God existed, he’d resign immediately.

“And if there is anyone of you there, the noisy ones, who would say that you have been to heaven, and talked to God and saw him personally and that he exists, the God that is yours. And if that is true, I will step down from the Presidency tonight,” he said Friday in a speech at the National Science and Technology Week Celebration in Mindanao at the SMX Convention Center in Lanang, Davao City.
Once again, he’s not wrong to criticize the people who claim to have visited Heaven, then come back to tell everyone about it. Those people are delusional. But it’s hard to accept a lesson on logic and reason from a man who orders the executions of his own people and personally bragged about murdering someone.
It’s also weird to hear Duterte challenge God’s existence when he said in 2016 that he stopped swearing because God allegedly told him to. Does he believe in God or not?

His theology makes no sense — but that’s also the point. He uses God like so many American politicians: To convince people he’s just like them. It’s a tool to acquire power, not a sincerely held standard of morality.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/07/philippines-president-if-anyone-can-prove-god-exists-ill-resign-tonight/

Accidented cars brought into Nigeria

try this in Nigeria pls

HybridWatchDog:
Guy na uncle cosplay post those pre-purchase pics and not the OP. You for look well first before you misfire with your comment. So like you put it uncle cosplay assisted the OP to do the right thing.

thanks for the correction, nevertheless its very hard to see a non-accident car these days