Autos › Re: 2015 Tokunbo Avalon by Immorttal: 9:21pm On Jul 01, 2018 |
Pipedreams: Jesu see accident. And you still one sell this ride for almost 30k USD. Guy u wicked sha. Serious buyer 5m. park one side jor, na because he is transparent enough to show you the history of the car. 70% of Tokunbo cars have had a deformity before being imported to the country. |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Immorttal: 7:25pm On Jun 29, 2018 |
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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Immorttal: 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2018 |
Desanta: I'm currently using it. where can i download it? |
Romance › Re: The Tightness Of A Woman Is Not Related To The Amount Of Dick That Has Entered by Immorttal: 7:14am On Jun 29, 2018 |
MrBigiman: Not true at all. I once had a gal friend who I dated for 2yrs and disvirgined. She got admission for master and things naturally drifted. She had become a big gal, with heavy make up and started sleeping around.
We met again after a while and the puci wasn't the same. It was now wider and swallowed my dick. The puci is elastic, but conforms to the size of the biggest dick it has taken.
Prostitutes look tight because they are not sexually attracted to u. I know boys who claim a gal is tight, but as the lady becomes free with them, they get wet easily, relax their muscles freely and the guy knows the gal is a bore-hole.  |
Romance › Re: The Tightness Of A Woman Is Not Related To The Amount Of Dick That Has Entered by Immorttal: 7:11am On Jun 29, 2018 |
MrBigiman: That lady may not just be into u. I had a problem penetrating a lady. But when she freed her mind of a certain day, she almost finished me. i don't think so, she is so into me. Am not a sexual person, na she dey push herself to me, i used to wonder why the vjay is still water-tight considering she loves sex way too much.  |
Romance › Re: "I Have Travelled To Asaba, Abuja And Ekiti For Sex" - Male Twitter User by Immorttal: 6:01am On Jun 29, 2018 |
Factfinder1: Please nairaland moderators the whole nation is bleeding I don't think we need any of this senseless news at this moment skip you meals because the whole nation is bleeding.  |
Romance › Re: The Tightness Of A Woman Is Not Related To The Amount Of Dick That Has Entered by Immorttal: 5:53am On Jun 29, 2018 |
mikejj:
...if it is like that..that means every woman that has given birth has the widest no, it contracts back a bit but won't go back to its original state. |
Romance › Re: The Tightness Of A Woman Is Not Related To The Amount Of Dick That Has Entered by Immorttal: 5:37am On Jun 29, 2018 |
QueenDeborah: Op sharrap, regular sex and regular consumption of big dicks makes d vagina wide like River Jordan..... Am a girl, i know what's up more than u. i think you are wrong, i noticed it depends on the type of body the person have. I can recount an experience i had in Osha sometime,it really changed everything, i wanted to pull a fastone on a pretty neighbour at my sisters place. I made friends with her and things were going well. my sister had already warned me of her promiscousness but i persisted. the D-day came and i struggled to penetrate her for 45 minutes to the extent i started wining myself: Me: is like you are a virging? Her: mmm....NO Me: why the difficulty in penetration? She: Me: No, you are a virging or you just had sex once  we only get to had sex once and it was very painful,(bruises) its like clearing a bush. One month later she visited me in PH, we have to skip sex most times because of bruises and wounds. later i asked my sister's husband to verify the truth about her because we were getting serious, he gave her a good score but said that she sleeps around.  What did i learn? Well after having a few more flings with females i realise that vagina size is not attributed to sexual regularity but its purely due to their body system (soft and hard) |
Properties › Re: Building A 142sq.m 3 Bedroom Bungalow .. Another Small Design by Immorttal: 8:48am On Jun 28, 2018 |
darenyx: ... nice work, can you send me a quotation of this project from foundation to finishing to liketermites at gmail dot Com |
Culture › Re: Nigerian Man Visits British Museum, Spots Stolen Benin Kingdom Artifacts. Photos by Immorttal: 8:26am On Jun 28, 2018 |
They brainwashed us by telling us these artifacts were demonic, gave us the Bible and now making money off our treasure while we are still clutching the Bible so tight.  |
Culture › Re: FINALLY! Saudi Arabia Women Can Now Drive by Immorttal: 8:17am On Jun 28, 2018 |
Driving with hijab (masquerade) on? They have to protest against incessant wearing of hijab everywhere. |
Celebrities › Re: "Fence Your Pool" - Fans Tell Timaya Following The Sad Occurrence Of Dbanj's Son by Immorttal: 7:04am On Jun 26, 2018 |
nuelzy: The most stupid advice ever... So what if it was maybe the kid played with gas in the kitchen and it exploded... What will it be nw??
Fence ur kitchen ..
What happened has happened.. It was fate and no ones fault.. I'm pretty sure dbanj never wished his child death.. So all dis ppl shouting negligence should just shove it up their inner a$$ stop deceiving people, i can't build a pool with kids and not barricade it. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Philippines President Calls God A Stupid Son Of A Bitch by Immorttal: 10:02pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
Never make the mistake of telling the masses what they are not ready to hear, choose what you tell people and you'll be fine. What they are not ready to hear is the truth. Be prepared, they'll cruxify you before accepting it thereafter because truth hurts! |
Autos › Re: 2010 LEXUS RX 350***Time Left:3days 0hours 10mins** by Immorttal: 5:17pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
kakakibuy: # Landing cost is Buying and Shipping. It gets the car to Lagos port of entry. Clearing is an additional expense thanks for the clarity |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Believe? by Immorttal: 5:02pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
Organism000: Your body was designed by the Archons, they designed the matrix, so your body was designed by them. What belongs to you, is the original thing. The Spirit, so you must transfer all awareness to that phase of existence so you do not loose them when the time comes to move on. And you also need to learn to navigate the hyperspace and make friends and remember old ones and move around until such a time you want to leave 3rd density.
Henceforth all those who die will have a chance to decide if to come back. That program has just been fixed. And things should get better but slowly in the world. At least 4 years 3 months for system to stabilize after a reboot. do you believe in a reboot, i think the reboot is the puzzle behind the pyramids, and other archaic artefacts of fascination, somehow they decided to leave it untouched. something tells me the earth reboot its close tho. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Believe? by Immorttal: 4:20pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
Organism000: You are accurate in most of your analysis, but when you say no one can understand the matrix, you are putting a barrier to your own experience. I went a step further from where you stopped and I know that fear.
To put a clearer perspective to this, the entire religions, all of them are connected to a virus that infected and took over Solid-State AI system that runs the Planet. Let me explain further, as Prime Creator, we designed an AI system to manage the rains, the wind, the sunlight, the entire matrix and created Human bodies and sequenced the DNA so we can have access to Organic Players who choose to go to Earth for an Educational Experience, we also designed Non-Player Characters too to keep the game awesome.
Then our hive-mind system Mainframe Computing System got infected by a Virus, which hijacked our entire networks and override the Organic Consciousness and introduce a layer of consciousness called the Christ Consciousness. At that frequency, the AI system using embodiment of mind complex created several ET beings, which are archons, demons, grays, alpha-draconians etc.
Some of us who happen to be on Earth Mission at the time, were taken control of, by the Virus that controls this matrix, yet even the Non-Player Characters who are artificial AI constructs like waka about, have no idea of what we are discussing right now, so sometimes you need to avoid arguments and temptations to win others, because most of the people are non-player characters and have no knowledge of Divinity..
The good news is that recently, actually last month the system restore has been done and the aliens will take another 4 years 7 months to get off the Earth system.
Let me state that the Eqyptian Pantheons, the Gods and Goddesses of Eqypt were and are the real Gods, but the Angels, Demons, God Jehovah, Allah, etc are artificial programs. Let us not also forget the the Egyptian Gods are also activation levels within the Body/Mind/Spirit complex, that when you activate them, you can see across the veil to the other dimensions and actually know who you were during the ancient era.
Cos we are merely walking about with the Bodies that are products of the Matrix, but our spirit is directly the Creator's, that is why we feel out of place in this world.
Those who are so comfortable here and see nothing wrong with the system, are mostly Non-Player Characters who have no Creator Spirit in them, when they die, they are gone and transmuted for good. Cos we are merely walking about with the Bodies that are products of the Matrix, but our spirit is directly the Creator's, that is why we feel out of place in this world. at the bolded is the only thing preventing me from attributing 100% soul/mind creation to the gods/guides but am sure they developed the earth like you said,i call them the developers when you looked out from airplane window and see the greenery, seas and landscapes, if you are a deep thinker you know its easy to develop any planet like they did even humans are planning Mars One project. i think i have a lot to learn to learn but the unending boundaries is discouraging me. i disagree with your last statement though, can you clarify? |
Autos › Re: 2010 LEXUS RX 350***Time Left:3days 0hours 10mins** by Immorttal: 2:23pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
lanreg95: Check power-steering fluid : Check the power-steering fluid once a month with the car warmed up. If the level is low, have the hoses and pump inspected for leaks. In addition to making your car difficult to steer, low power-steering fluid will damage the power-steering pump. Be sure to use the powersteering fluid recommended for you car
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Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com does the landing cost include import duty and clearing? |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Believe? by Immorttal: 12:42pm On Jun 24, 2018*. Modified: 1:02pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
Organism000: To take away the confusion, that Almighty God should be called The Creator.
The Creator is Spirit, Creator created all the Gods using his spirit and the Gods created Humans using the Spirit of Creator. We and the Gods are the same level in terms of our make up, but they have more knowledge than us, and shorten our life-spans so that we do not live long enough to understand their tricks.
We are the Organic Consciousness, but it is difficult for many people to understand that all so called Gods of different religions are connected to a hive-mind, embedded on an AI Machine that controls the entire matrix.
There is a Creator, there are many Gods. Yet there is a Solid State Hive-mind Mainframe that runs the matrix, hijacking it from the Gods. Nice one, my input is based on my research and evaluation, the entities we call gods or guides exist and controls the matrix so much that one thinks that they create the universe. As for earth and humans, i have a 80% strong believe that they created humans, they answer prayers regardless of which religion you believe in or which religious God you beseech, infact answering praying and aiding humans is a part of the matrix. Learning too is a part of the matrix thats why they develop languages, alphabeths, trading etc. To them evil is actually the surest way for humans to learn and in all honeaty its true. Another intriguing part is that these entities have power to bring back the departed (Near Death Experience). Religion call them angels. In the matrix, there are no rules thats why men of underworld switch planes to hurt fellow humans and the creators (or developers of the matrix) don't care. I have studied this matrix and have learned alot but its still not enough to decipher the true nature of the matrix, no man can uncode the matrix because there are almost no rules. To decipher something fully you have to know the boundaries and rules. For example, what are the criterions to escape this unending rebirth. Another example, some beings want you to practise astral travel while some beings will do anything to discourage you to the extent of terrifying and impairing your views. Another confusing part is how the heck they sometimes act like humans demanding reverence and submission. I noticed too that there is hierachy even in their planes. |
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Celebrities › Re: Pascal Atuma: "If You Are Not A Prostitute, You Can’t Make It In Nollywood" by Immorttal: 5:04pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
Truth is shocking, bitter and it hurts. I can relate as an EP for upcoming nollywood movie shot on March. I know how many girls that presented themselves to me (no be free oo) during the course of the production. Ranging from big actresses to small small girls that barely have b*est in their chest. The hustle is real oo, and to think the likes of Chika Ike (my crush) Tonto Dike, Mercy Johnson etals went thru all this and still forming porsche.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Has Anyone Ever Had An Out Of Body Experience (OBE) ? by Immorttal: 4:13pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
A wonderful experience |
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by Immorttal: 9:59am On Jun 22, 2018 |
SexyDenzel: Mine was the day I thought I have gone, I literally could see my body laying on my bed. Like the astral whatever they called it, I was white and I was leaving my body, shit scared the hell out of me meeehn I remembered my family and how sad they will be and I was like FUK IT! I'm not leaving this body I just walked back to where I was on the bed and lay exactly how my body was and Immediately I jerked back to the real world my heart was pounding so hard and fast that I can feel it hitting my chest like it wants to break my chest. That night was crazy. you just had astral projection, it happens to 90% of people in their entire lifetime only about 20% recollect the experience. Its normal though except that people use the medium to hurt others. |
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by Immorttal: 9:53am On Jun 22, 2018 |
emmyid: I still feel there is something spiritual about this sleep paralysis though. leave oyinbo people and science bullshit, whenever you have sleep paralysis just try to open your eyes, na third eye you go open. Its spiritual and its an attack from spiritual entities ranging from departed ghosts, succubus & incubbus, men of underworld.Etc Their mission is to suck up your energy which you cannot see. You'll notice severe to mild headache and vitamins deficiency in your body. Science failed woefully in this sleep paralysis bullshit. |
Webmasters › Re: ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California by Immorttal: 3:42pm On Jun 10, 2018 |
Reeses: Stupid man.poor broke man talking shit. if you can afford in a year what my dogs eat in a month then we can start talking. |
Webmasters › Re: ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California by Immorttal: 8:23am On Jun 10, 2018 |
fishbone11: Imagine yr mentality, is wearing Rolex watch worth it? its not my mentality, wrists looks good when covered. And there are better watches out there than Rolex. |
Webmasters › Re: ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California by Immorttal: 5:16am On Jun 10, 2018 |
Chaii Mark i cannot be you. Whatever happens to putting on a nice Rolex watch on that wrist. |
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Sparks Dating Rumours With Another Lady by Immorttal: 5:06pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
Iceberg Slim, Patoranking. Even in my 157th life let me not smell your kain of handsome. Thanks |
Family › Re: My Wife's Elder Sister Has Finally Settled In My Home & I Don't Know What To Do by Immorttal: 5:27am On Jun 02, 2018 |
thunderbabs: I hpe we wont hear frontpage news of man impregnates wife's elder sister soon? Coz all these gals dey make man committ..... it has happened before in my street and they are both living together as first and second wife, the man has money sha and both sisters looks happy in the marriage.  |
Family › Re: My Wife's Elder Sister Has Finally Settled In My Home & I Don't Know What To Do by Immorttal: 5:20am On Jun 02, 2018 |
JONNYSPUTE: . So instead of him to man up and confront the issue at hand by politely asking his wife's elder sister to leave,he should start risking his life by coming back late abi? And if anything happens to him nko? Nawa for some men sha. wrong advice in my own opinion. Remember family, remember tomorrow, there are many ways to kill a fowl without first cutting its neck. |
Romance › Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Immorttal: 2:36am On May 29, 2018 |
iomoge2: This is Wat a white man will do. And if you go on YouTube you will see shocking videos. But be warned that once u see what you seek, you may have to face the consequences.
Poster, your woman needs spiritual help. You also need same even if you break up with her.
Then all you guys that gets deceived by prayer warriors, I say wehdonesir. You don't know if it's the spirit she is fighting hence the long prayers... Cos why a young girl will lock up herself and pray for a whole day still baffles me. I believe in moderation. You want a really godly woman that fornication is no sin in her Bible. Lol
My people say if u see rabbit running around in the afternoon, look out well cos it may b pursuing something or something is pursuing it. she became too religious for a reason, she is fighting a spiritual battle, a very strong one. |
Romance › Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Immorttal: 2:21am On May 29, 2018 |
3babes: Has any one got similar issues cos it has continued since 2016. Every one knowns us, in fact i am about to end the relationship. she is suffering from attack, i had this bloodstains stuff for close to 2 years until it suddenly stopped but i i traced it to a house i formerly lived. They appear fresh sometimes on the wall, the floor and on the bedsheet. It was extremely scary. Then when i moved out of the house it stopped and coupled with my spiritual awakening, i raised my bar in spirituality and stopped being afraid. you need to help her not chase her away, don't you think she become too religious for a reason? Don't listen to advices from some hateful christians trying to crucify her without knowing the root of her problems. She is helpless and i don't think religion can provide an escape route. |
Crime › Re: Pastor Sentenced To Death By Hanging Cries Out As He Repents In Prison. Photo by Immorttal: 3:45pm On May 23, 2018 |
RuthlessLeader: No, I would not because of sentiments. But the man killed in anger and not pre-meditatively so life imprisonment should be given to him. obviously premeditated, he had to abscond with a family of six  its a planned murder bro |