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EducationRe: . by imoh81(m): 12:10am On Dec 28, 2024

TravelRe: I’m Scared Of Returning Home, Nigeria’s Failed Heathcare Killed My Mum– US-Based by imoh81(m): 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2024
detailed summary:

*Personal Philanthropy*

1. *Supports education*: Sponsors students who excel academically but struggle financially, covering their WAEC fees.
2. *Provides additional support*: Offers financial assistance for essentials like sandals and backpacks.

*Connection to Nigeria*

1. *Loves Nigeria*: Enjoys visiting Nigeria, considering it a chance to relax and reconnect with their roots.
2. *Appreciates Nigerian culture*: Enjoys eating organic Nigerian foods while visiting.

*Concerns About Relocating*

1. *Security concerns*: Worries about the safety and stability of the country.
2. *Poor healthcare*: Traumatized by their mother's death in 2022, which they attribute to Nigeria's inadequate healthcare system.

*Hope for the Future*

1. *Willingness to return*: Expressed willingness to return to Nigeria if the government addresses the country's challenges.
2. *Desire for a better Nigeria*: Hopes for a Nigeria with a stable economy, improved infrastructure, and better healthcare.
PoliticsRe: US Ambassador To South Africa Says He’ll Resign Over Trump’s Election Victory by imoh81(m): 5:44pm On Nov 18, 2024
Here we go.

RomanceRe: I Am Not A Weak And Understanding Wife. My Husband Is Afraid Of Me - Lady by imoh81(m): 9:29am On Nov 02, 2024
It's absolutely not the best way

TV/MoviesRe: The Moment Zion And Chinwe Came Out Of The Bathroom After SeX by imoh81(m): 12:13am On Aug 15, 2024
The man should not have allowed his house boy buy the house, and if madam no fit cook, they should kill the driver and forget about the missing car.
FamilyRe: My Husband Slapped Me For Asking Him To Wash Plates by imoh81(m): 2:49pm On May 21, 2021
We actually do not know what this very man is passing through in his home.
Insult because he's jobless.
No respect.
Denying him sex and intimacy.
Lack of communication.
Manner of approach.
Etc.
She doesn't need to tell the husband but the husband would have have unconditionally done that if she is a good woman.

Note : most times we are only managing these women for peace to reign.
Car TalkRe: Let's Talk About Automatic Transmission Fluid (gear Oil) by imoh81(m): 9:44am On Jun 03, 2019
Toyota highlander 2002
4WD, V6.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by imoh81(m): 3:22am On Apr 02, 2019
Hi friends,
I am new here.

My friend in USA is inviting my family to come over for 3 weeks vacation in USA.
He's asking me what will be required by embassy for visa issuance.
We have 4 children.

Kindly list all the needed documents and guidelines for interview
He is standing as a sponsor too.
He is a citizen in USA and has worked in Nigeria before.
CelebritiesRe: Ify Adibeli: Don't Tag Me “Small Girl, Big God", You Can Call Me A 'Bitch' by imoh81(m): 8:46pm On Jul 29, 2018
Walking out of this thread like...

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by imoh81(m): 12:15am On Apr 23, 2015
Wise words.

BusinessCentral Bank Of Nigeria's (CBN) Review Of Spending Limit by imoh81(op): 12:24am On Apr 15, 2015
Dear Valued Customer, 
Central Bank of Nigeria's (CBN) Review of Spending Limits on Naira MasterCard 
 
We write to inform you of the Central Bank of Nigeria's (CBN) decision to reduce the FX spending limit on Naira MasterCard from $150,000 to $50,000 per annum.

This means that you can spend up to $50,000 in a year using your GTBank Naira MasterCard when abroad (shopping online at foreign stores, ATMs and POS).

In addition, the daily cash withdrawal limit for the Naira MasterCard has also been reduced to $300 per day.

Please see below the new limits for both spending using your Naira MasterCard and cash withdrawal abroad:
 

  
FX Annual Spending Limit
Old Limit
  $150,000.00

New Limit
  $50,000.00 


ATM Cash Withdrawal Limit 
Old Limit
  $2,500.00

New Limit
  $300.00

Thank you for banking with us.
RomanceInstalling Husband! by imoh81(op): 11:44pm On Dec 10, 2014
INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and Premier League4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje VS Akinwunmi Ambode....who wins? by imoh81(m): 1:46am On Dec 09, 2014
Q: Who is the judge?
A: The judge is God.
Q: Why is he God?
A: Because he decides who wins or loses. Not my opponeent.
Q: Who is your opponent?
A: He does not exist.
Q: Why does he not exist?
A: Because he is a mere dissenting voice of the truth I speak!
FamilyHelp My Neighbor, Her Husband Beats Her Mercilessly And Threatens To Kill Her. by imoh81(op): 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2011
Her name is Deborah, a mother of five children,and a housewife. who has been given ill treatment by her husband,he beats her often which follows with lots of threatening. she was at church when she fainted and had to be rushed to the hospital,and was admitted, the doctor said she has high blood pressure and really needed care and medication, still her husband shows no sign of remorse and still threatens to kill her immediately she is been discharged back home. Please do you know any women association who helps women fight for their rights in this type of situation, where can we drop our case. cry cry
EducationNoun Undergraduate Form 2011 Session by imoh81(op): 2:07pm On Jan 04, 2011
when would the form come out for national open university undergraduate 2010/2011 academic session come out?
PhonesHow To Get Skyfire (mobile Browser) by imoh81(op): 7:17am On Oct 17, 2008
How TO GET SKYFIRE
Simple lads just watch this video and follow the instructions:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGdR5_ceALk

I have succesfully hacked skyfire well not exactly hacked. It is quite simple actiolly. All you need is an us mobile phone number and an e-mail you don't need the sms the number is the pass. I will post a program that gives you those directly.
O and I am writing from skyfire. It is realy nice. How i figured that out siple this was only for americans. This means that it is something stupid. Then it hit me that the number must be the password. It took me 5 mins to get a random us mobile phone number to use and you have it.

HOW TO GET IT:

I. register at:
http://www.skyfire.com/register
(be careful what you select choose your OS!!! I have chosen windows mobile, but choosing symbian you can get all of the versions. Still I RECOMEND TO CHOOSE YOUR OS!!!)
If there is an error message saying that the number is already used get another one. I suggest that you use phone numbers from the bottom of the page or not from the first pages, because the ones on the first pages might be used by others like you.

II. You will need an us mobile phone number:
http://find.person.superpages.com/
OR:
http://www.mobilephoneno.com/ - easier that the one in the video.
?!?!GET A SURNAME AT:
http://genealogy.about.com/library/we,

III. Valid e-mail adres to use. Once you registered at skyfire open your e-mail and click on download to PC enter the phone numbers witout the "-" for instance if the nuber is 123-456-7890 than your password is 1234567890. You also need to verify the user accoun from your e-mail. The first time you use your e-mail link "DOWNLOAD TO PC" you have to enter the password twice. Every other time you use that it is only once as shown in the video.

IV. Install it on your device and enter the e-mail addres and the password. There you go enjoy it. EACH ACCOUNT CAN BE USED WITH ONE DEVICE ONLY!
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PhonesRe: ::: Your Apps Thread ::: by imoh81(m): 9:48pm On Apr 21, 2008
i stumbled on this site today. It worth sharing. Enough softwares for your mobile and PC
No registration
No download limit
No stories.

http://flmsdown.net/category/gsm/
http://flmsdown.net/category/gsm/
PhonesDownload Any File Or Web Page With Opera Mini 4.1 Beta by imoh81(op): 7:08pm On Apr 07, 2008
New in Opera Mini 4.1 beta
Faster
Now even faster

Prior to this release, we upgraded our servers and Opera Mini now receives your requested Web pages up to 50% faster. So you can now access sites like Facebook, BBC, and any of your other favorite Web sites even faster, with Desktop-like speeds.
Faster
Find things faster

Even though scrolling to your Web content is already easy with Opera Mini, the new Opera Mini 4.1 beta lets you search for text within a Web page so you can get to the information you need even quicker than before.
Faster
Get to your Web sites faster

Now you can stop wasting time typing in full Web addresses more than once while browsing. When typing Web addresses, Opera Mini 4.1 beta will recognize and suggest completions for you based on your Bookmarks and browsing history, making address input faster, easier and much more intuitive.
Upload and download
Download and upload files

On phones with JSR-75, you can now upload and download files using Opera Mini 4.1 beta, without being re-routed to your phone’s native browser. Update your blog while on the go. Upload photos to your Web site or social network. Add attachments easily to Web-based email, and download other non media-rich content to your phone using Opera Mini 4.1 beta.
Faster
Save it for later

On phones with JSR-75, Opera Mini 4.1 beta lets you save pages for offline viewing so you can quickly access and read your desired Web content, even when you’re on a plane, in the subway, or in other places where you can’t get network reception. Depending on your phone, you may need to choose a destination folder for storing pages for offline viewing.


http://www.operamini.com/beta/
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by imoh81(m): 2:38pm On Apr 04, 2008
Avoid Daily Investment Checking to Prevent Big Mistakes


In Why Smart People Make Big Money Mistakes, the authors note that it's dangerous to watch your investments every day. When you pay close attention, you tend to become emotionally invested in even small movements. You lose sight of the long-term and make decisions based on short-term events. Peek in every month or so, but don't constantly check your investments.

http://lifehacker.com/375621/avoid-daily-investment-checking-to-prevent-big-mistakes
ComputersRe: The Best Desktop Or Laptop Screenshots! by imoh81(m): 8:33pm On Mar 30, 2008
cool

InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by imoh81(m): 7:28am On Mar 29, 2008
Guys, please can someone tell me more about Valueline Securities PP

thanks
PhonesRe: ::: Your Apps Thread ::: by imoh81(m): 3:08pm On Mar 22, 2008
I packed this dictionaries.
Its about 36mb
enjoy


Download link: http://www.eatlime.com/download.lc?sid=F2A29287-7F7C-3E92-B9D3-3123E9437F23


report is there is any problem.

PhonesRe: ::: Your Apps Thread ::: by imoh81(m): 11:28pm On Mar 20, 2008
its already cracked.

Enjoy
PhonesRe: ::: Your Apps Thread ::: by imoh81(m): 11:23pm On Mar 20, 2008
Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 For Mobile Phones (jar)


We've already reported that Konami is working to bring its key titles to mobile screens. Now, at the Leipzig Games Convention, the PocketGamer.co.uk team had a chance to get their hands on the soon-to-be-released mobile version of the popular football/soccer simulation - Pro Evolution Soccer 2008.

As they report, the new 2D Java game sports well defined players and such extra touches as the coaches' area, weather conditions (rain and snow), and extend to the patterns of the way the grass has been cut. In addition, Konami has invested an extra effort to animate players correctly. Apparently, each separate animation consists of up to nine individual frames, giving the game that fluid wibe which is so important for soccer simulations.There you have it. The single best soccer game is coming. According to Konami, we could expect it to be released at the end of October, alongside the console versions of the game.



Download: http://anonymz.com/?http://rapidshare.com/files/99155010/pes2008moblie_softarchive.net.jar

PhonesNokia Anti Theft- 1,3mb by imoh81(op): 9:54am On Mar 13, 2008
Now u can make your nokia mobile anti theft machine , A Perfect Software in Nokia Mobile World ill tell u how that amazing software do,



Features :
If any one stole your mobile (Thief)
what the thief do,

1. they turn off your phone (switch Off)

2. replace your sim card with other sim,

3 now that the stupid thing they do they turn on your phone and your phone automatically locked

and the display show something like that " This Mobile is belong to {your name]. if u found
this phone please submit to near police station or contact or return it to owner


then your phone going to make some disturbing noises itself.
they become useless to thief (poor thief)
there is only one option is going to appear "Enter Password "

now heres the intrusting part your phone automatically send hidden sms to
it contains " Thief current mobile number, the Sim Number, And there current location,


NOW You CAN EASILY LAUNCH A F.I.R. TO NEAR POLICE STATION ,
PROVIDE THEM THIEF PHONE NUMBER AND SIM NO. ,LOCATION

REST OF IT , COPS will Do THERE JOB ,

NOTE-----
Phone supportable :- (ONLY NOKIA SERIES 60)

NOKIA 3660,3650,6600,7610,N-GAGE, AND MUCH MORE SERIES 60 MOBILES"
Nokia N-Gage QD Series 60
Nokia N-Gage Series 60
Nokia 3230 Series 60
Nokia 3600 Series 60
Nokia 3620 Series 60
Nokia 3650 Series 60
Nokia 3660 Series 60
Nokia 6260 Series 60
Nokia 6600 Series 60
Nokia 6620 Series 60
Nokia 6630 Series 60
Nokia 6670 Series 60
Nokia 7610 Series 60
Nokia 7650 Series 60
Nokia 7710 Series 90
Nokia 9300 Series 80
Nokia 9500 Series 80

SPECIAL NOTE :---
If your Phone is Not in the Above List then your phone is not compatable,
make sure you're using series 60 Mobile of Nokia .

USE THIS SOFT AT UR OWN RISK[/b]

Software Is in Attachment,
TA.SIS is Software
And TA.APP is CracK File
Replace TA.APP
with Orignal ONE located in Your Phone Memory C:SystemAppsTA
USE ANY PHONE BROWSER SOFTWARE TO EXPLORE THE FILES
USE jinfileman.sis to Explore and replace
Just Trasfer all files Through any MMC Card Reader to your Memory Card
or use Blootooth Device or Infrared Adapter,
Install .SIS file By Clickin in Inbox,



DOWNLOAD
---- http://rapidshare.com/files/99154073/Nokia_anti_theft_www.softarchive.net.rar





homepage: http://anonymz.com/?http:///
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by imoh81(m): 1:31am On Mar 13, 2008
i have this book to share .


Why We Want You to Be Rich by Donald J. Trump

My friend, Robert Kiyosaki, and I recently came out with a new book -- Why We Want You to Be Rich - and it's already a huge bestseller.



pando link ---- http://cache.pando.com/soapservices/Package/package.pando?id=6728DE51387D88B2A72644A5D986730F9EA41B03&key=EBB2D66B1E5542F25AA8881BD43C485AA07B54E89534273D65777CE75821CEE3
direct link http://www.eatlime.com/download.lc?sid=B598347D-0596-F710-DAE1-6BFB67EDFB95

direct link: http://www.eatlime.com/download.lc?sid=B598347D-0596-F710-DAE1-6BFB67EDFB95

ComputersThe Pros And Cons Of A Google Brain Implant by imoh81(op): 10:10pm On Feb 23, 2008
In John Varley's upcoming scifi novel Rolling Thunder, everyone has a brain implant that lets them google information constantly. And many futurists are saying this technology will become a reality long before we colonize Mars. The question isn't whether we'll have google brain implants (or the futuristic search engine equivalent), but how we'll handle them. What exactly would be the plusses and minuses of being able to google information instantaneously in your head, without anybody knowing you're doing it?

A google brain implant could work in lots of ways. With technology we have right now, people could wear a brain-computer interface helmet like the one sold by Emotiv, and use that to control the cursor on a wearable computer with a tiny monitor that's attached to your classes. So the thing wouldn't be implanted in your brain, but it would be responding to electrical signals from your brain. More sophisticated wearables like those described in Vernor Vinge's novel Rainbows End might allow you to google via subtle movements of your body, and then display results in special contact lenses.

A more far-future implant might actually have a direct neural linkup to your brain, allowing you to see google results on your retina. No matter how the instant, subtle, brain-controlled access to google works, the same benefits and problems are likely to exist.

PRO:

Ability to "remember" many details about a person or issue in the middle of a conversation, so that you can marshal facts quickly and check the accuracy of what other people are saying.

CON:

The person you're talking to could much more easily pretend to be somebody they are not by googling information and feigning expertise.

PRO:

You will never get lost because you've got maps at your synapse tips, and you'll always know what's playing at your local theaters. You'll also get the latest news headlines and stock quotes at the twitch of an eyelid.

CON:

You'll spend so much time in your head reading google news and watching YouTube that you'll zone out during conversations and forget to pay attention to what your best friends are telling you (unless they're telling you in the form of a google news alert).

PRO:

Instant access to infinite data storage allows you to quickly store your every interesting thought, and search through them instantly. More innovative ideas result.

CON:

Over reliance on "offloaded" memory means people make less of an effort to remember important things and therefore brain flexibility actually erodes. Ideas become boring repetitions of what you've thought up before, or what other people have thought up and posted on the Web.

PRO:

You can cheat on tests.

CON:

You can cheat on tests.

PRO: Need something desperately and can't get to the computer to order it? Just buy it through Froogle.

CON: Google ads are constantly running in your head, perhaps designed to respond to thought patterns.

PRO: Every time Google ads a cool new service, like Gmail or Picasa, you've got instant access to it in your brain.

CON: Google is famous for its "silent update" system, which occasionally results in pretty buggy services. Imagine what it will be like when Google silently updates your brain.



other people comments : http://io9.com/359932/the-pros-and-cons-of-a-google-brain-implant

PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by imoh81(m): 9:19pm On Jan 23, 2008
that chicken is called DRUNKEN CHICKEN

i fixed the picture with the help of picture collage maker (http://www.picturecollagesoftware.com/)

i resized the pix with Portable_Advanced_JPEG_Compressor_5.1.1.76. i can mail it to anybody. its abt 4mb. its work like magic (800kb to 32kb
PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by imoh81(m): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2008
SE K750i

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