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its time to have a bible every where you go. why not try downloading kjv bible to your mobile phone.

click below to download to your pc before uploading to your mobile phones.

http://www.onthenet.com.au/~jolon/wap/KJV/NewTestament.jad

http://www.onthenet.com.au/~jolon/wap/KJV/OldTestament.jad

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> DRESS CODE: >[/b]It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. If > we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we > assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a > raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money > better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a > raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and > therefore you do not need a raise. >

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VACATION DAYS: > All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The > vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, & Dec. 25 >

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: > This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead > friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have > non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee > involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late > afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour > and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is > done enough.

> ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH: > This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks > notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.


> RESTROOM USE: > Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we > will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all > employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees > whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're > unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the > next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may > swap their time with a co-worker. Both employees' supervisors must approve > this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time > limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture > will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on > the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

LUNCH BREAK: > Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that > they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get > a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes > for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and > take a diet pill. > >

Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a > positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, > concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, > insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and > input should > be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week. >


> The Management > > >

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its time to have a bible evry where you go. why not try downloading kjv bible to your mobile phone.

- Download directly to phone
Note: Only the KJV translation of Go Bible 1.0 is available for WAP download.

Go to the WAP site http://wap.jolon.org using your phone's WAP browser.
This site contains a WAP page with links to all of the Go Bible collections.
Select a collection to download it to your phone.
Make sure your phone can download the collection size that you select and be aware that you will be charged by your network provider for any data that is transferred.
If you have difficulty connecting to the http://wap.jolon.org WAP site then you can try the much more difficult to type in WAP site of http://www.onthenet.com.au/~jolon/wap/Welcome.html.


or




1. NewTestament.jar
Size: 389.85 Kb
Compatible with:
Siemens 101x80 Colour :: Siemens A60, A65, C60, M55, M56, MC60, S55, SL55
Nokia Series 60 :: Nokia 3600, 3620, 3650, 3660, 7650, N-Gage
Siemens 60 UI :: Siemens SX-1
Sony-Ericsson P800-900 :: Sony-Ericsson P800, P900, P910
Sagem 128x160 :: Sagem MY C5-2, MY V-55, MY V-56, MY V-75, MY X-7, MY X5-2
Sony-Ericsson 176x220 :: Sony-Ericsson D750, K700, K750, W550i, W800i, Z1010
Sony-Ericsson 240x320 :: Sony-Ericsson S700
Sharp 120x160 :: Sharp GX-L15, GX10i, GX15, GX17
Sharp 240x320 :: Sharp GX20, GX22, GX25, GX30, TM-150, TM100
Siemens 132x176 :: Siemens CX65, M65, S65
Siemens 130x130 :: Siemens C62, C65, C66, CF62
Siemens 120x160 :: Siemens ST60
Motorola 240x320 :: Motorola A768, E1000, E1070, E680
LG 128x128 :: LG B2000, C1100, C3100, G1600, G4015
Samsung 128x128 :: Samsung C200, SGH C100, SGH E600, SGH X100, SGH X120, SGH X600
Nokia Series 60v2 :: Nokia 3230, 6260, 6600, 6620, 6630, 6670, 6680, 6681, 7610, N70
Motorola 176x220 :: Motorola A835, C975, E398, E550, Razr V3, V300, V400, V500, V525, V547, V550, V551, V600, V620, V635, V80, V980
Samsung 176x192 :: Samsung SGH D500, SGH Z107
Motorola 128x96 :: Motorola E380
Alcatel 128x128 :: Alcatel One Touch 735
Alcatel 128x160 :: Alcatel One Touch 557, One Touch 756
Samsung 176x220 :: Samsung E530, E720, SGH Z140, SGH Z500
Motorola 128x128 :: Motorola C380, C385, C650, V180, V188, V220
Samsung 128x160 :: Samsung A680, E710, E800, E810, SGH E330, SGH E340, SGH E700, SGH X450, SGH X480, SGH X486, SGH X495, SGH X640
Panasonic :: Panasonic X400
Sony-Ericsson 128x128 :: Sony-Ericsson J300i, K300
Nokia Series 80 :: Nokia 9210, 9290, 9300, 9500
Samsung 240x320 :: Samsung SGH D600
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NOTE: YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT TO YOUR PC, FROM PC TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE THROUGH INFRARED OR BLUETOOTH.




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. opera-mini-advanced.jar
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2. opera-mini-basic.jar
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