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We are a Digital Media firm based in Lagos.
We need a web programmer, with a savvy for social media to undertake a project, and we want an indigenous programmer, so we don't want to use fiveer
We need a programmer to:
1. Create a program that automatically collate and calculate activities of our clients activities on twitter and instagram and then makes an easy to read report.
The activities will include but not limited to: key words use by followers,competitors, best time to tweet, interest of followers, followers by location etc.
The program will also be able schedule post on behalf of clients.
2. Create a program that also does the same for instagram.

If you think you are up to the challenge, please do send a little note to my mail(imohchard@gmail.com) stating the following info:
1. Your name
2.Location
3.Verifiable proof of projects done in the past
4 to either your twitter,facebook or instagram page to enable us see the person behind the mail.
5.The range of fee you would like to charge(Pls give a narrow range)

Please do not include your degrees as we are not really interested in the amount of education you have, we just need someone who can handle the job in good time.

We would like to hear from you by on or before 12pm on sunday.

Thanks.

We are a Digital Media firm based in Lagos.
We need a web programmer, with a savvy for social media to undertake a project, and we want an indigenous programmer, so we don't want to use fiveer
We need a programmer to:
1. Create a program that automatically collate and calculate activities of our clients activities on twitter and instagram and then makes an easy to read report.
The activities will include but not limited to: key words use by followers,competitors, best time to tweet, interest of followers, followers by location etc.
The program will also be able schedule post on behalf of clients.
2. Create a program that also does the same for instagram.

If you think you are up to the challenge, please do send a little note to my mail(imohchard@gmail.com) stating the following info:
1. Your name
2.Location
3.Verifiable proof of projects done in the past
4 to either your twitter,facebook or instagram page to enable us see the person behind the mail.
5.The range of fee you would like to charge(Pls give a narrow range)

Please do not include your degrees as we are not really interested in the amount of education you have, we just need someone who can handle the job in good time.

We would like to hear from you by on or before 12pm on sunday.

Thanks.

We are a Digital Media firm based in Lagos.
We need a web programmer, with a savvy for social media to undertake a project, and we want an indigenous programmer, so we don't want to use fiveer
We need a programmer to:
1. Create a program that automatically collate and calculate activities of our clients activities on twitter and instagram and then makes an easy to read report.
The activities will include but not limited to: key words use by followers,competitors, best time to tweet, interest of followers, followers by location etc.
The program will also be able schedule post on behalf of clients.
2. Create a program that also does the same for instagram.

If you think you are up to the challenge, please do send a little note to my mail(imohchard@gmail.com) stating the following info:
1. Your name
2.Location
3.Verifiable proof of projects done in the past
4 to either your twitter,facebook or instagram page to enable us see the person behind the mail.
5.The range of fee you would like to charge(Pls give a narrow range)

Please do not include your degrees as we are not really interested in the amount of education you have, we just need someone who can handle the job in good time.

We would like to hear from you by on or before 12pm on sunday.

Thanks.

zicoraads:
This is not healthy for him. This might kill him. Too much fat.

All of us will die one day,fat or slim... Yardua died so did stella obj... Fat or slim

By who?



So for the firt time Made FTC....
On a stupid thread like this

Lols. Naija

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Hmm

Fayemi is good.... Our Senators are also good.. I must admit... Nice screening i must say

Point is; just like ambasadors don't take sides in politics of the nation they are assigned to, christians should be neutral... Completely neutral like the apostles

Let me analyse the modalities... UK shoot down Russian Planes, Russia reterliate by bombing wembly.America sends forces to europe. China and North Korea mobilizes forces ready to join moscow. World war 3 starts.. By the way, who will naija support between russia and nato forces?

BALLOSKI:
it will take Russia not too much time to deal with US and a much lesser time to deal with Britain- owing to proximity.

So UK thinks that if it starts a war with russia, their cousin,America will come and aid it?

Actually feelings of attraction to members of the same sex In most cases is NATURAL.. However one can decide not to act on such desires.. I think it start with puberty.When the sex hormones gush out of all your glands. But i think those that controlled themselves during puberty have actually outgrown it, while those that succumbed to the desire are the once that go on to become homosexuals later in life.... To me, i think its your ability to control your urge while you were younger... I for one remember having some weird attraction to guys during my early puberty. Confided in someone and he told me its puberty and that i would outgrow it, which i did.....And thats one of the reason that i would never send my teenage child to boarding school, let them have someone to confide in at home... Its better to nip somethings at the bud before they grow to something else.

Seun:
I forgot that anyone who doesn't condemn gays is immediately labelled as gay. I'm not gay, but I think you might be gay, from your behaviour.

google

RealSleek:
wharis my own?

***I JUST DEY OBSERVE***(Part 2)
With a smile I said to her "Ajegunle isn't what it used to be, the ghetto has changed". Yes! .. Then it was true, the crime rate had reduced , the days of Kalala, Anini, Naira and many other famous thieves that terrorised the streets slowly dropped.
I remember seeing them burnt to Charcoal along the road on my way to school, jungle justice had caught up with them. The message was clearly sent, "Steal no more or just don't get caught". Many retired, some became bus drivers, others conductors and yet others Okada riders(Commercial motor cyclist)
Many years has past now and I've perceived a smell, emanating from that boiling hot cauldron. "Whatever time is cooking can not be good, as long as it's cooking from the kitchen of this system".
"I just dey observe" ... and in the words of "Baba Fryo" ... "I must throw a stone, and anybody the stone meets should take heed" ... I've observed ... The unholy marriage between SPORTS and BETTING... (NairaBET, 1960BET, MegaBET, WhateverBET) Bet Shops have filled the ghetto streets now, and as a strong believer in the Law of CAUSE and EFFECT I ask ... What will be the EFFECT of this UNHOLY MARRIAGE? .
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate, and trust me you don't even need a calculator, just join me lets put 2 and 2 together, like I said before .. I'm no Psychologist neither am I a Sociologist, so I still call on the professionals to tell me if I'm wrong.
Children, Mostly boys within the age of 9 to 17 are always found at this bet shops in multitudes, gambling away!! , but why wont they? When their fathers and elder brothers have gambling tickets starched up in their wallets.
Now to gamble, you need money and for children that age, who clearly don't have jobs, they have to get this money from somewhere! Ahaa!!! Their mothers "Akpowo" (Money Bag) will do!! or Fathers trouser pocket! . In time as they grow and get more confident and their appetite increases, ...Mothers "Akpowo" and Daddy's pocket wont cut it anymore, they have to take it outside.
Do I need to go on and on? Look around and tell me you don't see that we're brewing a new generation of young thieves? and I'm not talking about some future event, the bag snatching and window cutting has already begun, the ghetto will recede and most likely surpass it's past crime ratio, if nothing is done. The question is ... What can be done?
‪#‎I_just_dey_observe‬ .

Please i need a good graphic tutor to teach me corel draw and photoshop for a week... Privately.. Anybody around the Bariga,Gbagada,Shomolu axis of Lagos. Please comment how much you want to charge and i will contact you.. You can also send a mail to chardtainment@gmail.com.
Thanks.

From me and the management of this thread is good buy people... By the way sEun should pay us na.. We man more than 4k comment..

Romance thread are making fp dis days o.. Those mods seun jusst employed are either erotic readers or players......

Modified

I typed "Er0Tik" and nairaland changed it to "intimate". Does seun and his fellow programmers know that under the law of nigeria I can sue them to court?

pls i want any graphic designer around bariga that can take me on a one week corel draw and photoshop training.. wae no go cut my neck with price

no.... TelHo

ayoola648:
hotel ?

realy

MUMU.... the money never reach me buy house for lagos?

PointB:
Where, in the hotel?

LET ME BOOK A SPACE

ABEG MAKE UNA MOVE THESE TOPIC TO FRONTPAGE NA...... https://www.nairaland.com/2600780/encourage-nigerian-webmasters-reduce-price

WAIT... EDO STATE HAS A DEPUTY GOVERNOR RIGHT

This is an open appeal. I have been wondering why the .NG domain extension is the most expensive in the world. Here is my source: http://www.noip.com/blog/2014/01/09/8-facts-about-domain-names/

This is wrong because it does not encourage we the indigenous webmasters.
Increased cost of the .ng domain means we will continue using .com and others to the detriment of Our Local Content drive.
I hardly see a south African domain that uses the .com Domain.. its always .co.za.
It serves to encourage local content. But why would we use the .NG when its the most expensive in the market?

I wanted to buy a domain these morning, i got a .NG for N15,000 while the .COM of the same domain cost just N2,500.

So am appealing to all Nairalanders, lets make these a trend this morning.
At least the anti-corruption fight should also affect NIRA(the agency that sells the .NG domain)..

So go on tweeter and Facebook and Instagram and spread the word>>>>> #MakedotNGcheaper...

OTHER SOURCES: http://newsrescue.com/nira-sells-ng-domains-at-most-expensive-rate-in-the-world-to-nigerian-web-entrepreneurs/#axzz3lnRHHpQM


SEUN, AND THE REST.. PLEASE FRONTPAGE

did you watch when clement performed that tuface song "NFENE IBAGA O) on wheelchair? compare it to when anderson perform a similar tuface song with complete leg.... clement is far better......... AND I REALLY THINK MTN IS PAYING MICHEAL BOLTON TO TWEET ABOUT CONTESTANT.. THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THAT NA

phrezzz:
Imohchard, except its not d same performance i watched bc clement performed on a wheelchair. so what are u saying?

DUDE DID YOU WATCH CLEMENT "PERFORM" NOT JUST SANG EVEN WITH A BROKEN LEG?

IF ANDERSON HAD A BROKEN LEG, NA ONTOP CHAIR HIM GO DAY PERFORM... CLEMENT IS 5000TH TIME BETTER

homesteady:
Taaaaaa! Clement fire!
Anderson is better than Clement o jare!

If it was Anderson that sang that Michael Bolton - 'When I'm back on my feet again', he would have flown down to Nigeria to hug him

You all know I'm not part of Anderson hype team, but I'm just saying the truth here!
#teamChike

homesteady:
Taaaaaa! Clement fire!
Anderson is better than Clement o jare!

If it was Anderson that sang that Michael Bolton - 'When I'm back on my feet again', he would have flown down to Nigeria to hug him

You all know I'm not part of Anderson hype team, but I'm just saying the truth here!
#teamChike

ARE YOU HIGH?