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Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by imstillnovice: 8:01am On Sep 26, 2022
HimName:
Mr Popoola of Alimosho Grammar School in the late 90s.
Can't believe someone here will mention Mr Popoola's name....yes I know the man he teaches introtech, the man flogging na die mostly because of badge lol

If you can know popoola, you will know me too I'm the most popular guy in school back then too, you know any guy called Omolomo lol
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt... What's Your Prediction by imstillnovice: 2:39pm On Jan 11, 2022
Nigeria 5 - 0 Egypt

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Celebrities / Re: Harry B Anyanwu, His Wife & 5 Children Pose In New Pictures by imstillnovice: 7:55am On Dec 27, 2020
MickzyDonald:
The funny rapper

Meanwhile i have IG accounts for sale
how do you sale brother
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by imstillnovice: 10:21pm On Nov 24, 2020
shesawesome:

really? It's like 450mb, how will that work?
I will send you card plsss
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by imstillnovice: 7:54am On Nov 24, 2020
shesawesome:
I've had this miracle In cell number 7 movie on my phone for months now, haven't been able to bring myself to watch it
Please kindly send to me 08092192200
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play This Game....... by imstillnovice: 7:47am On Mar 25, 2020
Word Smith is a person who has skills with using words
Car Talk / Re: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by imstillnovice: 10:03am On Dec 23, 2019
I bought my first car around 2008, Nissan Primera around 270k.... Na every minute i dey check am for where i dey park am....The joy no be here grin

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Nigeria: Neymar Injured, Limps Out Of Friendly (Photos) by imstillnovice: 12:22am On Oct 14, 2019
Uzoho was critically injured and that is who I was expecting to see
Family / Re: After Marriage, How Long Should People Wait To Have Kids by imstillnovice: 3:11pm On Oct 10, 2019
This Op must be working in a hotel or bar.. You must be a Waiter
Business / Re: 6 Things That Are Better Bought As Second Hand To Maintain Good Savings by imstillnovice: 2:48pm On Oct 10, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Girlfriend nko?.....
Our Nigerian girlfriends are one hundred and second hand already nah grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Reply This Soldiers Às Their Commander by imstillnovice: 1:20am On Jul 30, 2019
This are the real soldiers... they will not only kill bokoharam they will swallow them too
Jokes Etc / Re: Real House Of Comedy Group Chat Is Out!!! by imstillnovice: 11:53pm On May 03, 2018
Plss add me...08092192200
Literature / Re: English Grammar Lesson by imstillnovice: 7:57am On Feb 12, 2018
timwudz:
Kini English?



ede kede, oro koro...ti iya mi o gbo, ti baba o gbo ton fi tipa tipa komi... OP, ye kanra momi


You are still relating bro.. I noticed how you replaced OP instead of his handle Afolearning... Yeah thats Baddo pronoun grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 2 Rams Engage In A Brutal Fight (Photos, Video) by imstillnovice: 3:03pm On Jan 29, 2018
Na ram dey fight.. na me dey get headache lol


Brutal Fight that did not bring blood... is that one brutal ??

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Romance / Re: "What I Did To A Pervert Who Tried To Touch My Boobs In A Car" - Lady by imstillnovice: 2:00pm On Dec 29, 2017
FrenchWay:
...
We talking money she talking breast!
Mtseew!!

I repeat... Breasts are more valuable to the eyes than to the hands, for after a minute, you discover it's normal flesh like your stomach's.
My brother, if you truly know how to handle this breast, hmm
Crime / Re: "I Am Rich With Over $5m, But It’s A Hell On Earth For Me" - Ghanaian Yahoo Boy by imstillnovice: 11:29am On Dec 10, 2017
God understand..
Marshmallows:
All these outrageous tales of ritual embellishments are spread and 'cultivated' by the yahoo Boys themselves to deter the uninitiated and make the racket as unattractive as possible for potential interests. Keeps the top tier relatively elitist and unsaturated.
Romance / Re: Why Would A Girl Keep Her Nudes In Her Phone? - Personal Experience by imstillnovice: 11:27am On Oct 30, 2017
victorioushands:
The answer is simple. Most women believe that they are prostitutes - one way or the other - as long as their bodies are concerned. They keep their nudes handy in case they come across a money-bag or a man they want by all means - even if they already have their own man. I don't think any woman who says she keeps her nude just for her fun is sane at all. They are all virtual prostitutes - those who do this.
This ur statement is very correct. I have a friend that does same thing. A guy and he is well endowed so he snapped some of his nude pictures on phone that he does show to all em ladies just to swipe them in..

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Religion / Re: Serving God At Home Or In Church: Is There Any Difference? by imstillnovice: 8:43am On Oct 22, 2017
The Bible says... E ma se ko apejopo ara yin!!
Celebrities / Re: Da Grin's 30th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by imstillnovice: 9:33am On Oct 21, 2017
chesterlee:
RIP Omo Ogun...You will be remembered forever!


Guys Today Is My Birthday too... Can I get some Love?
Happy Posthumous Birthday Bro!! grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by imstillnovice: 11:43am On Oct 03, 2017
femo86:


You mean goal goal spoiled your ticket, was your most traumatic moment shocked shocked grin grin grin
Brother you wicked.. Well I dont play betting.. Am a Pastor's son!
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by imstillnovice: 9:18pm On Oct 02, 2017
Phones / Re: What Is So Special? This Browser Costs 80,000 Naira On Google Play by imstillnovice: 8:57am On Aug 22, 2017
If it doesnt allow Facebook block my account, i will be glad to pay for it.. i know some people can relate to this grin
Phones / Re: Whats The Worst Phone You’ Ve Ever Used ? [ by imstillnovice: 9:37am On Aug 17, 2017
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Disabled Iranian Lady Paints Cristiano Ronaldo (Photos) by imstillnovice: 9:30am On Aug 17, 2017
You are a Murderer
RIPEnglish:
wow, nice. please let Ronaldo saw it cuz am sure he will love it & try got to contacted her. nice.
Jokes Etc / You Can Relate With This Childhood Memories... by imstillnovice: 2:24pm On Aug 16, 2017
When I was Young:
I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.
I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
I had that one pen with four colours, and tried to push all the buttons at once.
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they were taking too long to come out.
I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.
I used to think that the moon followed our car.
I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.
I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.
The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.
I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.
I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remember.
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You can add your own childhood memories..

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Jokes Etc / Someone Help Me Answer This Question!! by imstillnovice: 9:37am On Aug 12, 2017
My Intelligent Nairalanders! Please help me answer this confusing question! SIMILAR AND SAME ...are they the same or similar ??
Romance / Re: Best Man Staring At New Couple As They Kiss (Photo) by imstillnovice: 10:02am On Aug 04, 2017
smithsydny:
Neymar's contract at PSG: Year:
£30.93m,Month: £2.39m, Week:
£596k,Day: £85.1k Hour: £3.4k
Min: £59.1 Second: 99p

AND MY SON WILL NOW SAY,DADDY I DONT WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL,I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BE A GRADUATE.

MAY SCHOOL BUILDING FALL ON HIS HEAD..
But the building cannot kill my son oo
School building will not kill your son my brother.....All because of likes!!! Later in the future you will be blaming village people for what you cause for yourself. It is well
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From "Anniversary" Movie, Set To Hit Cinemas by imstillnovice: 8:38am On Aug 04, 2017
whats Topless here when she's covering the milk factory

Abeg shift
Politics / Re: Rogba Fayose Graduates From Covenant University (Photos) by imstillnovice: 12:57pm On Jul 22, 2017
BuhariNaWah:
We know Drogba
We have seen Pogba
Which one is Rogba again?!
Drogba Ivorycoast, Pogba France, Rogba Nigeria! Appreciate your own!!
Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by imstillnovice: 6:49am On Jul 20, 2017
ruggedtimi:
I only regretted not asking for her control undecided
Her control number ? What if she's not available for pickup ? pun intended

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