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9jakohai:
Roberry is a waste

One time, when I was a young medic, one night, was on duty. Went to A and E. A and E dey dry that time...when one police pickup come dey pull up for front of the place. One of the police come inside dey look for Casualty officer (doctor in charge of A and E) come say dat dem get three armed robbers wey dey their car and that dem need am come certify them dead. Be as if say the armed robbers come dey steal car , dem drive off....straight into a police checkpoint......of course e no dey end well for dem.

I dey come follow Cas. officer come dey see the bodies....come and see three handsome guys , just dey lie down inside pickup with bullet holes all over....police really rake am with AK-47 well well. As I dey look the guys, e come enter my mind that that morning , those guys were alive....yet because they chose to carry gun....dey don enter one chance....

Stealing is not good. When your mama dey cane una for stealing her N100, na because she no wan get phone call in future so tay 'Your pikin don die for police hand o!'

You must be stupid for giving me headache with this your nonsensical grammar...na by force to comment ?

Someones Role Model kwa

This one na Pastor or Babalawo

Truth be told..I dont want to be an ingrate! Onazi is an epitome of Love...I started having passion for football the very day he came to our gym and that was the only day i saw him...Nigga was just sharing money to every one and to be sincere, some niggas still criticized him that he is showing off......You can not please everyone!

You cannot convince me. This is not their Real face o!

Ericaikince:
I wish to date one of them even though its for 9 months

This one is living in a fool's paradise

keypad1:
In summary......nigerian ladies loves to fvck. They love anytin preeek and can die for it. These days they will want u to suck their klioris and ginger their g spot, also putting preek into their mouth and suck it until it turns red.

Dont ever try to deny ladies preeek ooo. Its their birth right. Fvck them dry.

Big preeek fall on all ladies

Plss What did you smokke ?

Is there a difference between atheists and agnostics, or are they just two names for the same thing?

Akwaibom!! I only love their Women, Their men are so Lazy!!!!

The guy questioning wizkid really make me laugh... So Tecno is now a Duck ?

This will not be our portion IN JESUS NAME!!!! AMEN

Victornezzar:

Emeka wer u not d 1 I bot bread from yesterday??
Ah na u na

Lol Una no go kill person

tosyne2much:
I've searched my life and I don't seem to find any secret that I've never divulged to anyone

Search very well, hmmm

Everyone has a Secret that will break your heart. What is a secret which you would not tell anybody in real life, but would on Nairaland using anonymity?

Modified: I once slept with my uterine sister under the influence of alcohol. My Mother must not see this!!

It will never be our portion in Jesus name!

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ikp120:
I wonder the cow that will choose a person who thinks that the past tense of "choose" is "choosed" as a role model.

No be only great personality. Grave personality nko?

Wow.. Thanks for the correction brother!

With my kind of personality...My younger brother choose for himself this tout as a role model. Such's life

Devil works just as God. He works in a Mysterious ways.

Damn if this is true! Nigga Aint Dammy but Dummy! Why would a sane person carry stolen cards in his wallet ?

Some girls may look malnourish but the bones in their body pass elephant own...oh Shola!!!! *wipe tears* I thought i could beat this slender girl called shola in my class but after all my bragging, it was from that day i learnt a good lesson that Overconfidence can be dangerous at times. ***wipe tears again***

Somebody wake me up!! i cant believe this is Sister Kemi

Too much Sauce

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Is she related to Makinwa ?

Goldenheart:

Welcome to Nairaland Pool party??


Can you spot SEUN?

Ahan!! you fit imagine how many people go urinate inside this water

LordOfNaira:


25 million naira is small money o.

A Rich Guy Spotted!

missnawty:
Tekmo seems small to Lola Rae level tho.. I wonder Wat he has to offer..

Small as how? Do you mean height ?

Look what this one is calling Giant Scorpion! A Farmer indeed

Who else read INI EDO

These women needs to be investigated