₦airaland Forum

Ballzproblem2:
chilwell, colwill injured, Gallagher out with illness

Amigoss:
Ibime:

Goodluck Jonathan. . . . thats my kin/
I swag like him/ plus I wear a hat like him/
But this verse isn’t meant to defend/
cos our dress-code . . . is where the resemblance ends!/
I told my family, vote buhari or die/
cos I don’t live there. . . but I don’t wanna see y’all cry/
All these politicians want is a piece of pie/
And for that National Cake, they g’on bleed y’all dry/
I ask Jesus why/ we dey suffer for here/
Some of us dey pack shyte. . . cos gutter must clear/
Some of us dey even sell pure water for there/
They make a hawker of the daughter you bare . . It’s utter despair!/
Thank God say I comot that year/
Jand done open my eye. . . oya make we stop and compare/
If dem say jand too much/ dem dey yarn you dust/
But for jand/ your fellow man/ no fit harrass you much/
You no dey pay egunje to clear your van for Port/
You no dey settle teacher to pass exam and such/
School no dey strike, every class is taught/
Every instrument thats needed in the lab is bought/
And no jungle justice. . . dem must charge you court/
We expect the same in Naij. . . they say we ask too much/
Look. . . . I ain’t tryna act all stiff/
But I feel that Nigerians deserve to have all this/
cos during War Against Indiscipline. . . . we had all this!/
So when you thumbed Umbrella. . . that’s a fact y’all missed!/
Now it’s subsidy issue/ but lets press rewind/
one year ago. . . before election time/
When Goodluck depleted Excess Crude Account/
Then ran to IMF to loan the same amount/
You see. . . the enemy only works to devour/
They asked for subsidy removal to halve your purchasing power/
You aint gotta guess the message. . .
That Goodluck's election expenses. . . led to the IMF directives!/
Saying we cant afford subsidy is a fatal assumption/
What we really cant afford. . . is waste and corruption!/
I’m a Port Harcourt son/ Amadi where I reside in/
Last year, BoyLoaf sent me Christmas tidings/
He used to be my neighbour. . .an avuncular fellow/
And so was Dame Patience. . . before her pumpkin was yellow/
but you see. . . I aint blinded by filial ties/
Especially when corruption is killing my guys/
Most of y'all would be really surprised/
That when the revolution start. . . . Goodluck the first nigga to die!/
I always told y’all that son was phony/
Spineless dude . . . who refused to confront his cronies/
He'd rather leave the costs to the masses to bear/
And finally, I see Nigerians spring to action this year/
We have to prepare/ to stand for the cause/
So for all out there. . . here’s a round of applause/

Amigoss:

OasisX:


......bruh! I stand with you on this one coz its nothing but fact.

iamoyindamola:
That one is a lost case if disstroy can perfectly describe the man nothing again
I hope he gave them token to enjoy the weekend after the speech
His own is to share, our powerful APC man
Btw I wonder what obi will have said in his position

Ibime:
Yahoo Boys in Abia State. If I make the comment in the below thread, they will say there is corn in my pocket.


https://www.nairaland.com/8022386/access-bank-funded-n50b-contract

iamoyindamola:
Na men with hairy balls be this oo
If them carry these mgekes now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDVQMzEfRgg?si=-oN__itOxZwS4fN3

BlueRayDick:
Una sure say no be yahoo boys draft this document share am online ?

Make phishing link or some worm/virus no go dey that link wey dey the Document wey people go don click .

Lightnin1:
Pepe pls don't show us pepper, I'm sorry for buying you high.

BlueRayDick:
This Edo election that me I'm seeing , the biggest winners when all is said and done will be lawyers irrespective of who is sworn in by INEC .

APC, PDP and LP have at least two factional candidates that will drag each other to court over their infra party politics . The cases will spill over till even after elections .

Whoever now wins at the polls and gets recognized as governor elect by INEC will still spend at least a year in court fighting cases from his own party (if they don't reconcile ) and the other two candidates .

Some senior lawyers will be in Benin already hustling briefs for ground already

Ellexy:
To score audio points for emilokan

Amigoss:
Thought binance has been banned and the problem solved,why is naira still going up against the dollar

Incognito9:
Naira chart is not looking good

Incognito9:
Picked lever and ace last night but forgot to buy lever, just checked market now, man is already printing.

Omo I fomoed in with the little $$ I had now.

it's either you go hard or you go home

Amigoss:
Oronsaye report implemented .... sanwo covered his wrist watch

iamoyindamola:
Them never flash your account?
You no ever see their missed calls?
Did you return the call or wait for the next one

Sportsweb:
Is that why their network is fluctuating? Useless network

seankafor:
he loves been in the news 📰🗞️ .. first Jews , now censori

Tochex101:
The babe nah nudist oh......lwkmd.

odizeey:
Who knows how many rounds Burna went?