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Save someones life.

We all want to save each other’s lives when given the opportunity. That’s why no matter how bizarre this method may appear to you, there’s no harm in trying especially when a person’s life is at stake.
One of the most popular death attacks is stroke. It happens when the capillaries of a human brain begin to tear apart and the brain suffers from oxygen shortage that will causes brain cells to die. When this occurs, aid should always be around the corner and try to keep an alert mind.
Here is what you should do if somebody’s about to have a stroke:
Don’t move his body at all cause. You must produce a needle, a simple one will do if you don’t have a medical one (which is preferred), then light to be sterilized. After that, use the needle to prick each of the 10 fingers in the person’s hands just millimeters from the nail.
To keep the blood flowing through, prick the fingers a little rough or you can massage and tighten them in case of slow blood.
This method will revive the consciousness of the person. If their mouth is crooked, massage the ears until red to improve their blood flow. Afterwards, also pierce the left ear of the person using the needle, you must ensure two blood drops from it so in a while, the nerves will come dow and cause the end of the person’s twitching.
Lastly, take the person to the hospital once recovered.
Chinese people have been practicing this method for centuries now and claimed a 100% effectiveness.

Source: Healthy Living Style
Source: http://www.worldhealthguide.org.


Cc;lalasticlala,mynd44...

That her litle brother latif omodiji jnr...
Is the next okocha.... The boy is something ealse...i just hope he does not end up playing for us national team..

Imagine BIAFRA finally becomes a NATION.
Hehehehe O boy I don become FOREIGNER (Oyibo-mood activated).
All these western and northern Nigerian girls go give me some respect because ama across the Border. MTN will change our +234 zip code to international like +299 (see levels abeg). If I dey onitsha call my girlfriends (Dumebi, Glory, etc) in Lagos I go be like; "Hello YEWANDE, How's Nigeria today? Uhhh.....The weather's been snowy over here in OTOWN. I'm thinking to make the travel as proposed and come see you. But am yet to book my flight! Guys whether na bus I use come or na keke, na border we dey cross, so na flight. My girlfriends will be like BAE I wanna come spend the summer vacation with you Please. Our currency go change. We go dey use Western Union to transfer money from Aba (now Abadeen) to Kaduna. If U graduated from a Nigerian University, U studied abroad. If u're working in an FGN parastatal, u're working abroad. NYSC will dieee. And we will have BB BIAFRA. Our National Team will be the Biting Pythons of BIAFRA. Our New states will be:
BIAFRA MUNICIPAL
Anambra: Anamblinton AK
Enugu: EnuHilton EN
Imo: Imofreece OW
Abia: Abioshinghton UM
Ebonyi: Salt-lake Town ABK
Edo: Edossey BEN ( Edo go gree so?)
BIAFRA SOUTH
Rivers: Riverton PH
Delta: Deltron Island AS
AkwaIbom: Santa Aquifer UY
Cross River: Lakers Cross CAL.
We'll have our own Int'l Passports (chai).
Our own currency fit be the BIFAR.
All these Dangote Lorries that transport goods from Northern Nigeria will stop at our borders for custom check ( o boi, no be small seizing ooo). We'll have our own football clubs and play in the CAF Cup of
Nations. We'll play our own Classical Anthem when we make appearances in the World Cup and Olympics.
See levels.....
What do you think? ?

Homeboiy:
I no DT girl for esut


my guy don't fúck her before

who did this to yhu??

Hahahahahahahaha

No be small tin

The things we see ee..lol..So,Women are drawing joysticks on their eyes. The shocking new look has become a viral trend among makeup fans who are bored with the usual cat flick look and they’ve decided the shape of man’s Instruments works well drawn across the eyelid.
The new craze was sparked by makeup enthusiast Asia Brautigam who reportedly “wanted to joke around about the creative and artistic eyeshadow looks” that are trending lately.


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Cc; lalasticlala.

Portugal, alongside Netherlands, are one of the biggest nations yet to win the World Cup. However, there are many in North Korea who would debate that fact.
According to a recent story ran by Marca, many in the Asian nation believe Cristiano and Co. lifted the coveted title at Soccer City – not Spain.
Over a billion people watched Iniesta score the winning goal in extra time against Netherlands, but not the people of North Korea. The country's group stage exit in South Africa meant coverage of the tournament ended early.
Alvaro Leite, a flight attendant with TAP Portugal who visited the East Asian country, is the man who made this claim. Speaking to MARCA's Primera Plana, Leite claims to have come across this point courtesy of a guide who spoke English.
"Throughout our visit to Pyongyang we had the company of a guide who spoke English," he said.
"He told us that Cristiano Ronaldo is a true idol for many people and that football has a very high importance and popularity across the country."
Cristiano was part of the Portugal side that dismantled North Korea 7-0 in the group stage. So embarrassing was the defeat, the government went to drastic measures to save face.
"It was then that the idea formed in the country that Portugal had won, they were 4-0 up against North Korea when, due to embarrassment, the government regime cut the broadcast.”
"It was after the 60th minute, when Tiago scored, so no one in the country saw the other three goals of Portugal's 7-0 win."
North Korea used the star status of Cristiano and his team-mates to defend themselves, arguing that their defeat was acceptable because it came at the hands of the world’s best team and player. This gave rise to the belief that Portugal conquered all to win the World Cup.

Cc; lalasticalla.

This recession sef,,, taking its toll on every average nigerian... This police recruit was spoted at bet9ja shop..some wer in oji river.
"ON UNIFORM"

Av done it before
and am doing it again ....i claim this FTC... With absolute authority ..call me stingy op... I no send,,

Barcelona and Real Madrid players do not regularly praise one another, but the Argentine made an exception for the Portuguese ace
Lionel Messi hailed the quality of Cristiano Ronaldo after the Portugal star helped Real Madrid to retain their Champions League title.
The Barcelona icon and Ronaldo are often competing for the top team and individual honours in the world game, with the Madrid forward hot favourite to win his fifth Ballon d'Or in 2017.

That would see the former Manchester United star match the Argentina international after his side's 4-1 final win over Juventus in Cardiff.
Messi, though, insisted the perceived rivalry between the pair is hyped up by the media and was happy to talk up Ronaldo's ability.
Ronaldo's constant drive to improve is what most impressed Messi, who labelled him as one of the world's best players.
"That thing about our rivalry is something more invented by the press than by us," Messi said toTencent Sports.
"What we want is to do our best every year, to do the best for our teams and what is spoken from outside is not something I give importance to.
"He is a phenomenal player who has many qualities that year after year he improves and that is why he is one of the best in the world."

So after killing our brother... Dem get mind come again...

Today, i will be calling all the cockroaches
and rats in my house for a meeting so we can
discuss how we will be sharing the rent
because i don't know who owns the house
anymore.

Since i can not be ftc on another persons thread....i here by claim this one... Call me greddy op.... Eyedontcare

Dear Arsenal Fans,
Here are a few things you might want to know about the Europa. They will come handy.
1. There is no match preview in the Europa League until you reach the semi finals. So make sure you only tune in to your game at the dot of kick-off.
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2. Kick-off times in the Europa are awkward. Sometimes the match will kick-off at 18:20 pm if you're playing against Metallist Kharkiv in Ukraine sometimes the match will kick-off at 21:09 pm. So wives, if your husbands are asking for a remote at 19:17 pm on a Thursday, it is because of Europa match.
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3. Gent FC and Genk FC are two different teams.
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4. There's no half time review in the Europa League. Just change to Channel 252 and you'll find some horse racing....
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5. At the end of the match, if you're lucky you'll be shown some highlights of other Thursday matches. But the highlights don't have commentary. It's like watching YouTube highlights at the office since you switch off the sound.
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6. There's a football league in Liechtenstein. Yeah, that's an European country my friend.
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7. Viitorul, CS U Craiiova and Nordsjaelland are real football teams in Europe.
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8. One time you'll be playing in Romania on a football pitch worse than Parade Field two days later you're battling it out against Jefferson Montero and Ki at Swansea.
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Finally, your Fridays will no longer be the same anymore after sleeping very late watching physical football between your team and FC Klistiansund.
Welcome to Thursday night football!!!!
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What can we say? United was called the Sixth Club, Drawchester… and Mourinho the Sixth One, the Draw Coach, and other names until Wednesday night. This is just the beginning and a greater challenge for Arsenal. You take it, square it, and prove everyone wrong.
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Me rite now

Olasco93:
The best news coming from an IPOB in diaspora since Buhari attain power. No more bad news. I repeat, no more bad news about DRUGS.

Afonjaa

Ardi got hooked on junk food. By the time he was 6 years old, Ardi was morbidly obese. He was dangerously overweight.
His parents finally hired a nutritionist and he learned to eat a balanced diet. This is how he looks now.
The change is indeed fascinating. Ardi is an inspiration for those who want to quit their addictions to bad habits.

Unaware of the hazardous face behind the almost inexistent fog; youngsters, these days, think smoking adds up to their cool look which, unfortunately, is not the case.
We must realize, behind that cool body, a healthy body keeps us standing and living. Because appearances aren’t just deceptive but dangerous too.
Say no to fog and yes to food

During his rehabilitation treatment, Aldi saw psychiatrists who encouraged his mother to keep him busy with playing and taught her about the dangers of smoking.

He finally learned to say no when someone offered him a cigarette.
His addiction to smoking was replaced with another addiction. That addiction was food.

I here by claim this ftc...before i continue.

An Indonesian Kid Had Been Smoking 40 Cigarettes A Day And This Is How Looks 8 Years Later
Addictions like smoking can indeed be harmful and in worst cases can cause death. One’s addictions can have a very adverse negative impact on his life. Not only his but also the life of people around him gets disrupted.
Here is the story of Ardi Razi, a kid who had been smoking as much as 40 cigarettes at the age of just 2.
Ardi Razi, an Indonesian kid made his way up through the headlines seven years ago and videos of him emerged puffing cigarettes. He smoked around 40 cigarettes a day.
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This pictures of him got so viral that Indonesian government was forced to take a stringent action against childhood smoking.
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Soon after that, he was sent to a rehab to in order to overcome his addiction. He was sent for therapy sessions in Jakarta for two weeks.
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Stop posting all this bb9ja crap already ...we ve had enough....
Meanwhile it rained cats and dogs in oji river dis evening...enjoying the breeze like kilode.

Afonja..

0k

Stupedinluv:

Hades2016:
4 states

well av vsted 2 states