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AND MOST BE STARTER!!!!!!!!!!!
NA DOUBLE WAOOOOOOOOO

Intro

Am back at ya'all
Am back at ya'all

Chrs

Gongo aso kutupu ahu anywhere I deh now
Gongo aso kutupu ahu any show I go now
Ajisebi Oyo Laari, Oyo o'shebi Baba eni kankan
I be double now aiye nlo E' o ri nkan

1st Verse
Gongo aso you know am on fire no be beans talk
Gongo aso you know eni foju ana woku ebora abolaso
This time no dulling
Everywhere weh i deh na party
Henessy nlo, Moet nlo, Barcardi nlo
We no go stop, till the break of da dawn bebe nlo

Forget say you owe money
Call your pady dem make una join body
Chikitos deh there dem wan follow judi
Party jolly, jolly party,
Fidi gbodi, make u shark scordi , make ur eye dirty
From now till eternity,

Chrs

Gongo aso kutupu ahu anywhere i deh now
Gongo aso kutupu ahu any show i go now
Ajisebi Oyo Laari, Oyo o'shebi Baba eni kankan
I be double now aiye nlo E' o ri nkan

2nd Verse
U be government worker u collect salary
Kamari kin ma gbomi gbin, kin ma jaye ori
Before i play lotto no be me

You know am ghetto solder
kakaki no be leather
Every friday for sandra's bar
Laroda ojo that kain weather

Life is too short you know nobody knows tomorrow
Dance away your sorrow, do like no tommorrow
Money speaking, speaking, any idea waiting, waiting
Tin baje demi, aiye gbo oorun mo, Gongo aso

Chrs

Gongo aso kutupu ahu anywhere i deh now
Gongo aso kutupu ahu any show i go now
Ajisebi Oyo Laari, Oyo shey bi Baba eni kankan
I be double now aiye nlo E' o ri nkan

3rd Verse
Gongo aso otiso ewo ile ewo enu oko
Gongo aso otiso see people on the floor
Gongo aso otiso my personality no matter at all
Gongo aso otiso all i want is catch some fun

Gongo aso tin ba nsile
Gongo aso if i buy bentley
Gongo aso kilode
Gongo aso eje kin jaiye mi
Eje kin saye mi
Jaiye mi, saiye mi

Chrs
Gongo aso kutupu ahu anywhere i deh now
Gongo aso kutupu ahu any show i go now
Ajisebi Oyo Laari, Oyo shey bi Baba eni kankan
I be double now aiye nlo E' o ri nkan

Outro

E juru, E juru, E juru, e juru
E juru, E juru, Mama e juru
9ice, u know understand
Bebe Nlo

lieumang "am having d same problem can u pls help"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen: "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with
> > > branches in strategic locations throughout all
> the
> > > six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to
> > > expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal
> Capital
> > > territory. This expansion has brought about
> > > vacancies for qualified and experienced young
> > > officers. The positions are:
> > >
> > > Area Head, Kidnapping:
> > >
> > > The successful applicant who will report to the
> > > Executive Council, and the Executive Director,
> Abuja
> > > , is expected to possess the following
> competencies:
> > >
> > > 1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant
> > > agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or
> other
> > > similar organisation will be an added advantage)
> > >
> > > 2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English,
> Italian
> > > and German
> > >
> > > 3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos
> and
> > > Albinos
> > >
> > > 4) Ability to swim in deep waters
> > >
> > > 5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes
> by
> > > sight
> > >
> > > 6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and
> > > Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
> > >
> > > Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG
> MEN
> > > must be provided (pictures preferable)
> > >
> > >
> > > Photographer:
> > >
> > > 1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos
> in
> > > war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as
> war
> > > zones for these purposes)
> > >
> > > 2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as
> camera
> > > lighting.
> > >
> > > 3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of
> > > expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality
> > > pictures, is a must.
> > >
> > > 4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop,
> and
> > > Internet photo uploading software is a must.
> > >
> > > Please include a portfolio of previous
> photo-samples
> > > (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in
> > > war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like
> > > Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)
> > >
> > >
> > > Militant Trainee:
> > >
> > > 1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and
> 50,
> > > be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female.
> > >
> > > 2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten
> > > certificate.
> > >
> > > 3) Jobless university graduates, and serving
> > > policemen will be given special consideration.
> > >
> > > 4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a
> > > must.
> > >
> > > 5) Preference will be given to persons with
> > > knowledge of foreign European languages, and
> persons
> > > with the ability to swim.
> > >
> > >
> > > Renumeration:
> > >
> > > Very attractive, competitive, and comparable
> with
> > > industry standards (payments in foreign
> currencies).
> > >
> > > Official guns, boats and grenades will be
> provided.
> > >
> > > Excellent training, involving offshore
> secondment (
> > > Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time
> > >
> > > Regular appearance on CNN , Alaaroye, Time
> Magazine,
> > > The Economist and other International magazines.
> > >
> > > Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian
>
> > > politicians, oil magnates, and foreign
> businessmen.

Interested applicants should forward their
applications and detailed curriculum militae
within
two weeks to:
militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin


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please. anybody in the house have an ideai of the last afrihub interview held in abuja on the 25th of may 2007 at transcorp hilton hotel.

pls. anybody in the house have an ideai of the last afrihub interview held in abuja on the 25th of may 2007 at transcorp hilton hotel.

>A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village
> >doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc! Doc!
> >Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun
> >brek man! She bout to born de chile!"
> >
> >The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de
> lamp
> >higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!"
> >The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was
> soon
> >heard. The father cried out: "Praise de
> >Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby boy!"
> >
> >The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp
> >higher! Hold de lamp highernuh man!". The father
> again
> >complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.The
> >father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I
> >got twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!"
> >
> >The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold
> de
> >lamp higher nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was
> heard!
> >The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone,
> >muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
> >
> >The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de
> >lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a
> FOURTH
> >cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost
> in
> >deep thought.
> >
> >The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp
> >higher man! Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father
> then
> >asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat
> attractin'
> >dem?"

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