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Mancity26:
Make una chop b4 going for maraton race...una no gree, after two minutes u go fall like cashew, after u soak garri nd smoke Ijaw weed tinking dat it will hold ur belle, u forget say all dis girls don learn Calaba nd Tiv style? Wait all dis news just dey come frm DELSU... Is like dat skul is under a satan kingdom, do I need 2 tell d guy rest in Peace? You go hold codom dey go heaven and when angel ask u wetin u hold 4 hand, u go say na modern baloon #funnynation comedian
I dedicate dis page for my NL crush Rukelly and Jayne2014. I will make u hapi and laf ur sorrow out bcs dats what I do for a living... FTC!

IT READS 'DELSU GRADUATE'. WHAT DID D SCH ITSELF DO TO WARRANT SUCH PROCLAMATION? U RE DUMB AND LIKES-HUNGRY. IF NOT WAT DID U PROCLAME ON OOU WHEN THEY LOST LIVES IN AN AUTO CRASH? #RACISTALERT!!!

& yes its my alma-mater...

THE STDs THEY WILL TRANSFER AMONGST THEMSELVES IS STILL DOING PRESS-UP...

LOVE IN SHARING

Adeyelu123:
@lucky111am currently in the training school

CONGRATS. PLS WATS D PAY LIKE?

debaj10:
THIS IS NOT AN AGENCY JOB!
Househelp Needed full-time Urgently in family home.
Located in Oniru/Itedo, Lagos.
You will need Guarantors with valid I.D.
Good salary.
Feeding and accommodation provided.
Your primary task is to prepare 2 meals a day.
Other tasks include tidying the kitchen, dining.
All other terms will be discussed.
Call IMMEDIATELY on-
08056166514

I knw som1 who is interested. I'v sent u an email

He should write an undertaking never to beat her again.

gabby02:
My brother, don't bother waisting ur time, when u get der, u wud do a gmath exam, one on one interview, and CBT test, its going to be so stressful, but its all a waste of time. They would shortlist candidates for final interview with the employer. If u successful, u wud be asked for documentation. Pay is 40k , first month target is 3.5million. So don't waste ur transport fair ooooo, cus u might go there 2-3 times before realising u av wasted money. Thanks

ONE GOES THRU A 2-WEEK TRAINING. I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS PART OF D 1ST MONTH ONE IS PAID OR THERE'S NO SALARY FOR D 2 WEEKS,PLS?

My suprise was 10 national free sms. May be there's more I have not discovered yet.

lalasticlala:
11 BEVERLY osu

Beverly, omo Osu, fugly mucheche...

One of my younger sibling, while playin PS, moans, 'aahhh, urghhh', & he exclaims alot, lik 'I good' 'trouble' 'go bush' 'kill dem'. I find it annoyin.

Godmother:
Early childhodd Seriously!! What do such people become when they graduate then.

DAY CARE WORKERS, NANNIES, PREGNANT TEENAGE/CHILD EDUCATOR et al

[quote author=okonji4real post=27105325]Who else got a mail from nampak?[/quote ] I was sent d form after applyin. Nw I've been invited for a CBT Test for next month.

ucheokpara100:
sory my friend jst try 2 read and undastnd i'm nt a graduate yet, i inherited dis wealth bt 'll go to school soon.

. U really re soft spoken n self-controlled. Infact, I'm begining to fall in love, little wonder they do. #@topic: call them 3, to a meeting. Include 2 matured minds, male n female. Do d hrt pouring dere, n let dem bare theirs. Set d rules n threaten dem wt a possible sack.

She's a call girl, period! Negative attention seeker.

It depicts great value for d own, btw, d country is wealthy.

Do we then say he doesnt have 'husband material'? Lol. Wit 2 failed marriages, dis dude shld not be taken seriously if he goes for a third.

TONYE001:
Abi o...

Thanks Sir...

Nice creative work. D name can b shortened tho or something different, say, 'CABMELEGG SOUP OR GARDEN SOUP'

Is he talking from experience?

When wil Gennyvieve get married?

drkay: Hot orgasm, advice etc.

... Heavenly feeling ko. 75% so called heavenly feelin for ladies are on pretence. Orgasm is FAKED in order not to hurt ur annoyin ego.

How to build a solid sky scrapper- TB Joe

How to bring back our girls- G E Joe

How to win Project Fame - Flourish

How to be employed, presently- By Me: Indializzie

I'm lookin 4 a job oh...a 2.1 graduate of Finance

Dis can pass for a 'flying 5-star hotel lounge'...sort of 'castle in d air'. I hope its been guaranteed against crash,,,

I am a 2.1, Finance graduate, an eloquent presenter, customer-focused and with excellent IT skills, in need of a JOB. Pls sms or call 07063928215 or email elizabethokoro13@gmail.com for any job opportunity. THANKS BIG!

I am a 2.1, Finance graduate, an eloquent presenter, customer-focused and with excellent IT skills, in need of a JOB. Pls sms or call 07063928215 or email elizabethokoro13@gmail.com for any job opportunity. THANKS BIG!

I am a 2.1, Finance graduate, an eloquent presenter, customer-focused and with excellent IT skills, in need of a JOB. Pls sms or call 07063928215 or email elizabethokoro13@gmail.com for any job opportunity. THANKS BIG!

Alcheringa: Please, could you or anyone here give me hints on how to get good paying teaching jobs (40k & above) here in Port harcourt?
I have been trying to secure a job since after NYSC (June 2013), but to no avail yet.
I would really appreciate any form of help;
Emails. addresses, websites, or any way I could make an application.
Please help.
Thanks!

N/B:
I am a graduate of an Engineering discipline, from one of the Fed. Universities of Technology.

Ooh so sorry dear. I knw dat feelin. I finished NYSC June 2014 and I'm already worried sick of being @home wt my 2.1, in Finance. D country don tire me.

I jst love Osas Ighodaro d anchor. & Comfort Fedoke as well. They rock. Goodluck to d families.

Dont expect her to be wifey wen u aint hussy<marriage is diff 4rm datin>... its not to say unmarried ladies aint matured. Infact some married ladies/girls are more immatured dan their unmarried counter parts. *my elder sister used to b lazy n heady,wen single. Bt as a married woman,she's now d most hardworkin ,warm, n gud cook I'v eva seen. Just be d gud husband n see her flower blosom. She'd do all she can to please u,evn if it means learnin them. Guys jst marry who u love or attracted to.

Most dudes percieve ladies who vividly express themselves as 'HOES'...and they immediately think they shuld get SEX outta d deal. For me u aint gettin NO green light if u dnt 1ST show a lil interest. Wen I notice ur interest den my 'green-light' can come, to ENCOURAGE u... d stares, smiles, bein on my best behaviour wt u in sight, prompt return of calls n msgs,et al<all afta I'v noticed ur interest,& of course u shld b marriage material>.I'v got zero-tolerance for guys who under-value ladies,+ I got no tym for FLINGS. My crush quickly fizzles out once I see u aint interested. Evn if I stil HOPE U cld somday show interest, I wil atm redirect my attention on somtin/som1 else.