₦airaland Forum

JingoOAU:
You are irresponsible

he pain am....hahhhaahhaha

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ajisebioyo1:
Have been silently watching people here with the desperation of being in the whatsapp group. For me i never saw anything important abt the whatsapp group. The only importance of it is to disturb and waste my battery with with unnecessary messages.. To be candid, i dont think there is any update abt the NA that will not be disclosed here. Have forgotten the name of one young man Here that was asking for justice simply because they removed him frm the whatsapp group. Finally i belief the purpose of this forum is to share any latest info abt the dssc in NA and not to initiate any other forum or group. Finally finally me too just design another group for wechat, 2go, instagram and linkedln

hhahahahahahaja..dats the spirit...I belong to everybody... 07030261244

no be him fault... name the way una dey announce the deaths of these obas Nai they pain me ...like say na dem first die

no be him fault... name the way una dey announce the deaths of these obas Nai they pain me ...like say na dem first die

this buhari administration name show body type oooo...name this days we dey see photos of politicians drinking tea , bathing , driving, even posing with their babes.....it is well

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

see your irresponsible lifestyle...alcoholic

@OP, they there dey circulate, while him theory calculate

I love this

Mogidi:
This was the real plan from the onset.
Buhari wins the election, boko haram does some IGG (initial gra gra) then they get rewarded with amnesty.

Anyway APC don't need its militant wing any longer.

I knew long ago,the moment their oga won,they started bombing to deciv Nigerians...he succeeded in making GEJ govt as promised in 2011...well,maybe he worked on instructions from their Allah as usual

PassingShot:
[size=14pt]It's a fact that Nairaland is full of teenagers and semi-literates! [/size]

when a man is so frustrated, he ends up insulting himself...??

this money will flow from ...world bank to ...edo state....to Ethiopia...and edo state will become broke again....guess what ?....the government will say the state is broke... and workers salaries will be slashed.... I cry for Nigeria

waitin him dey do there,abi if train they come,e no dey make noise again ? abegi, RIP

we don't need your silly virgins after a silly death

gen gen

that's what you get when Obi is still a boy,and not yet a man

.the worst number ten (10) ever in the history of nigerian super eagles...why is he scared of change ?? Is Mikel Obi in for another bench warming season

Mikel is scared of change .....too bad for a man...scared of taking the bull by the horn...he is in for another bench warming season

that doesn't change the fact that her puyanyan is looking 40...her cream no reach that side

high definition camera...if used on my gran ma, she will look younger than rita

holatin:
no be your fault if not d guy that allowed his third leg control him

true

naijadeyhia:
Reality is right in front of me. And I have seen Arsenal lose to Chelsea too many times not to recognise what reality looks like. Reality is Arsenal will forever remain Chelseas whipping boy

still have 45 minutes to prove that

naijadeyhia:
Somebody slap this guy..he is in deep coma.

na lie....face reality...na u dey coma

another leader in chad ?...their leaders many oooooo

nnachukz:
This man no dey shame at all. Now I believe that his meeting Obama is like going to heaven for him. keep blabbing.

I taya my broda... they are just bringing shame to us. who is america, who is Obama ?...anyways,I no blame buhari and him crew,I blame their poverty ugly way of reasoning... a whole president of Nigeria....rubbish

timaya self....see the kind old slacked Kitty-Cat way you go Bleep....and you go come dey make guy for our sweet ladies in Nigeria.... abegi,make una do am wait in una like

timaya self....see the kind old slacked Kitty-Cat way you go Bleep....and you go come dey make guy for our sweet ladies in Nigeria.... abegi,make una do am wait in una like

timaya self....see the kind old slacked pussy way you go Bleep....and you go come dey make guy for our sweet ladies in Nigeria.... abegi,make una do am wait in una like

I clap hand for sharia

RichDad1:
again?
I repeat: Kill her now, we'll deal with Human rights later

Terrorist don't have rights because they are not Humans.

I Pity the genuine and Peace Loving Muslims

hmmm

team buhari....team make Nigeria ungovernable.... carry on

the Man that promised to make Nigeria ungovernable since 2011 visited you ...instead of accusing him,you are blaming Jonathan....nonsense