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@honsule, my zain line had been activated for internet since last year, yesterday i tried using it with opera mod 4.2 using default custom. With credit, it connects fast and zaps the credit on the go, without credit, it takes abt 12 mins to load a single page. Pls pm me ur settings. I've checked through nairaland and it's only in the phone section that one cannot modify posts, i guess seun's spam bot is very active here!! @dwayne, my net is wide open for your fish. . .lol @hayprof, u are gradually turning to a killjoy. .hehe

. . . . . but can be revived to full functionality if the right type of leadership is in place and if the populace have a change of mentality.

Hmmmn i've lost just one out of five phones, shebi i try?

@sweetcoint, nice text, @hayprof, u dey do disappearing act abi?

Mtn gprs is back although kinda slow and fluctuating.it appears fbt is on its way out. Is there any one using zain fbt on opera mod 4.2? I tried using it yesterday and it devoured my credit at an alarming rate . . .lol

My maltina girlfriend is doing shakara for me, i think its high i began wooing zainabu and gloria girl.

Sorry for the triple posting.

Why are we so pessimistic, there are positive things about Nigeria. I think the mere fact that Nigeria is still existing as nation after all what we've been through is enough reason to be optimistic. . . . just my crazy thought

Why are we so pessimistic, there are positive things about Nigeria. I think the mere fact that Nigeria is still existing as nation after all what we've been through is enough reason to be optimistic. . . . just my crazy thought

Why are we so pessimistic, there are positive things about Nigeria. I think the mere fact that Nigeria is still existing as nation after all what we've been through is enough reason to be optimistic. . . . just my crazy thought

Thats true

Why do Nigerians hate their country, why ain't we patrotic, your views pls.

Lol

Everyone went 4 a weekend. @dwayne hmmn. . .feminine business this early morning. . .? Now i have a question: Why is it on a phone or a calculator the number 5 has a little dot on it? Also why are the numbers in a calculator & phone reversed?

Dëår Goð blèss dose whø call mê, eræse crêdït óf flåshers & 4dose who ðon't call me, may thëy lose theïr phønes. Call më now sø that ü don't losè ür fõne!

I may not be the best friend u're lukn 4, not even d best among others. But surely i'm a friend who'll always remember u @ all times.

Failure is an event, not a person, remember that yesterday ended last nite & 2day is a brand new day. Don't fail 2 put in ur best 2day 4 2morow shall be better. Don't give up!

Maybe

I may run out of words 4 u, i may run out of time 2, i may run out of money but my heart will never run out of space 4 u.

Ete nso ido mfana mfo

Ete nso ido mfana mfo

Yes lets wait and see!

Huh huh, the weather is so cold.

Thank you doc

Baba Agba
An old man traveled to London to visit his children.

One chilly day he decided to take a stroll down Oxford Street. Unfortunately while on his stroll it started raining quite heavily and he decided to take shelter under a store canopy.

While under the canopy, an Englishman who was passing by tried to be friendly to the old man shivering under the canopy.

Here's what happened.

Englishman: Cold ain't it?

Baba Agba: "Ori re ko da! Baba re lo ni shobu ni?
(Translation: " You must be sick in the head, is this your father's shop" ?)

Baba Agba said this because the way the Englishman spoke, he thought he had said "Kuro nihin"
(Translation: Get away from there!)

British Bayo
Bayo decided that the best way to get ahead in Jandon (London) was to speak like the Jandonese.

He played BBC radio all the time repeating the 'pho-ne' sotey friends began to find his new telephone voice difficult to decipher. If it wasn't 'Whaszup mate' or it was "wetin happs' mate".

One day im wife charge as he asked his father-in-law on the phone 'things hard in Nigeria, init (isn't it)? God dey, mate'.

One day laik dis the spiri-spiri grammatical hook Bayo for throat. He walked into the Job centre to hunt for a third job when he suddenly took great offense at the way a particular job was advertised.

He stormed to the counter and began to shout. "Why does your advert say - Want a job init?. Is it because we are black you use such street lingo. Change that nonsense advert now-now mate!".

Other black guys joined the protest after hearing Bayo. Small time the Oyinbo manager come lead Bayo et al go the advert.

The manager read the advert out loud "Want a job in IT ?" (information technology). No be lie, shame catch Bayo took much. All he could say was "Sorry mate".

Na wa!

I like the article.

waffigbo:
ONOVO AIG KINI BIG DEAL? NO DIFFERENCE ABEG FOR THE WAY THINGS BE B4

This is Nigeria for God Sake. Corruption is structured and ingrained in the system that no man can make a change. We need Miracle and divine intervention

True talk but i believe we can still make a change, let us hope Onovo will turn out to be differnt from his predecessors.

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Step Back, I Know First-Aid!

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"

The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on theshoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

Do u want to go to USA
Here is a chance for u
Mr Obama iz waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He�s in search of a dog
For his daughter!