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I need to visit nairaland romance section more often

Nice cuties on Nairaland

So i did a quick sneak peek on Marieolae profile and i saw her profile picture with many likes. Let me talk about this girl called Marieolae.

Marieolae is a young chocolate complexioned Nigerian girl based in the city of Lagos. I guess she should be in the age range of 18 - 20 years.

She has a slim body physique with an oval shaped face. Her eyes radiates a gentle mien that is mildly deceptive and mildly seductive. Her eyebrows and eyelids have slight touches of make up cream applied from her make up kit. A small silver coloured earring hangs on her right earlobe. Her face houses a broad shaped nose with two exquisite lips that looks warm and inviting to the opposite gender. Marieolae's braided hair is tan coloured and the long strands of her hair falls across her shoulders, forming a protective shield around her mammary glands, terminating just before her stomach region.

Marie as i would like to call her for short is wearing a cotton gown with white, black & purple patterns all printed against a maroon coloured background.

Marie is beautiful and from all indications appears to be a soft spoken girl from a nice family background.

Hello Marie, would you please avert your eyes from mine? Stop staring at me, don't appear in my dreams tonight, don't try to toil with this heart of mine because my heart is soft & tender and i may end up marrying you

Mr cork has been trolling Nairaland since 2006 with his preference and search for light skinned girls. Ever since he began hunting for a light skinned nairaland babe for a roll in the haystack he has been unsuccessful hence his frequent usage of the angry emoticon Our rich London city, Peckham district based boy with 17 inches d1ck has not given up hope yet, he is still on the search and i hope he will find one this year. When he finally gets a light skinned babe, the number of his "please advise!" threads will reduce and nairaland romance section will be the poorer for it

Are you a gadget person? do you own trendy mobile phones and electronic gadgets?

What is your favourite food?

Have you ever thought of relocating from Sango Ota to a more "lively" town or city in Nigeria?

MrCork: ....they look like ice cream...they act like ladies...they do not cuss people...you get a kiss....u get a hug...u get the phone number...they don't where wig ... they always remind u of orange juice and all men prefer them;

Interesting

Mr Cork why do you love light skin females?

hadecunleh: Yup

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Is the 1gb for N1000 still available?

Sir can i pay for a subscription via recharge card?

Legacy of under-development, mediocrity and corruption.

Nice idea but you should know that not everyone wants to reveal their offline identity. Some people are more comfortable staying anonymous on nairaland.

This forum has become a shadow of itself as trolls and tribalists have taken over. They are having a field day posting childish and clannish stuffs. They have even gone to the extent of revealing the real life identities and pictures of fellow Nairalanders which is clearly against the forum rules. Every single day serious minded posters walk away from the politics forum to other sections of Nairaland because they can't cope with the idiocy that is on display here. How do we restore the lost glory of the politics section?

I will suggest a two weeks Ip ban to be implemented by the moderators. Banning just the offending usernames is not enough as the trolls have a thousand and one different monikers for trolling.

What do you suggest?

I find this funny

Germany!!!

Cock and bull story

ujoinme: The Uyo thread is cut by a third, hopefully they will be recovered. the stadium construction dairy wiped and the beautiful roads completely wiped so sad.

Too bad, i thought you had backup of all the pictures somewhere. The pictures of beautiful roads thread should be brought back!

This is the first bank Oron road branch by Ibom Plaza Uyo. It is not a juju scare rather it is a traditional way of summoning the bank for the settlement of a dispute. I guess the people who put this injunction must have exhausted all other means of communication with the bank and had to do this as a last resort.

This is cool!

Nice one cheif sweetus but you have to stay away from Rita Durminick cos she is mine

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com][b]
Guy!! Ive been watching you with keen interest on Romance section for the past few Months, See Your Past Questions here

1- Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me
2- This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!!
3- I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me
4- I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation
5- Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am?
6- My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Hel
6- She Has Bad Table Manners
7- She Catch Me As I Dey Yansh Her Junior Sister?
8- I Want To Marry A Female Nigerian Celebrity
9- I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating
8- My Girl Friend Want Me To Disvagin Her But Am Scare because Of Pains
9- I Took A Blood Oath With My Girl And Now I Want To Break It, Please Help
10- My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call

Haba bros!!! Na only You Get all these Problem ??
You need T.B. JOSHUA for Immediate Deliverance[/b]

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/andyblaze/topics[/quote]LMFAO The guy needs real help. I pity the people who take his threads seriously.

What a thread!

This thread is highly unnecessary, all this chest beating is futile and leads to nowhere. The world has moved on, we all should move on.

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Yes