@all: Let it become clear to everyone here that islam and every moslem is a time bomb, suicide bomber waiting to detonate and lavish innocent lives in the name of their satanic, promiscuous mohammed, whose legacy of blood - letting and spilling they are violently pursuing.

In northern Nigeria today, every moslem Mallam and every almost every young person there has been prepared to kill any perceived infidel that is not their fellow terrorist blood-sucking, demonic comrade at the beck and call of "Allahu Aqbar". This beck and call has always been the rallying cry for the demonic stupid vagabonds, including the recent assassin of Fort hood Texas killer-Army major Nidal Malik Hassan and others. You can imagine how their latest desire to waste innocent blood of Americans has caused us, Nigerians, a notorious place as one of the topmost terrorist nations to attract the zooming flash lens of the war on terror. My life is now affected by the uselessness of a terrorist religion called islam.

Shame to all of the terrorists' religionists murderers. Soon and very soon, we shall no longer belong with you satanic group to the same country.

Who the fu*k on earth could this slowpoke be?

Why not test your phone inside a dawadawa ogili eru stinking gel to have it back to life? Scram from the dubious links you are posting now.

@BossTtdiamond: Your guide to powering the aed was superb indeed. Right now my headache is running mobilepdf_nokia and jDictionary mobile (Advanced English Dictionary v4.0) user id and code.

Any fregedebetic assistanciarus from yo end?

@frebor thanks for the mail. I have seen but I need the xget thing. You've done noble dear.

@Frebor please reply my email I sent you. Thanks.

@tobidaflav: you really funny oh.
See how you just confused the guy the more about maltina, when he asked to know further.

@BossTtdiamonds: that maltina aed you gave me rocked like magic. Please could you help me out fast with zainabu's aed and etibaba's own too?

I always get confused with my xget when it asks me for referer and then it won't download anything. Please help me like before. Thanks.

@all: I need the latest guide for maltina, zainabu and etiababa on pc. How may I fix my openvpn settings. Thanks to we we we we and all of them brothers that survived to enter 2010.

@semid my clientele, so sorry oh for your predicament. May be oga Seun don put the spam bot at a very high alert to capture . . . .

As for me, I need my request to be net with swift response by the mod. The request shouldn't have been allowed to cross over to 2010. What ya think eh?

@semid: Is this the drunkenness of dignent of (s)election winning? I dey ask cos say the independent Nairaland (s)Election commission [INEC] is trying seriously to induce me to do something you wouldn't be pleased with at the (s)Election petition tribunal.

So, don't think the kata- kata don finish. Just try and be a good client and stop being the typical chop - jump - window cronie of our ogbenge politician oh. Heeeeeeeeee heeeeee!!! !!!

@semid: Na wah oh! The cheque was designed to bounce back into your account as I no see the money inside my nairaland offshore account at all oh. Which one be dis kind OyEnGeWeH cheque you issue me like this na?

Let none of you forget that I am the Anthony, antonov, attorney General aAaRaaandaaooaakaa Kaasse of Nigeria.

The chief mafia law officer of federation. You can't prove the case of rigging againist my client semid4lyfe.

@semid: my pay na? Which ones ke?

@semid: you neva settle briefs pay oh! When na? as per SAN levels. At least you know how much I use spend for the hotels and my flights and Daily subsistence Allowance uh!

This is what I call mutual coincidence. Let the dude reign until . . . . .

@hanoobaba:@daralex: Could you please help out with downloading code for zain mtn and eti using aed and xget? My box never change from fiery.thunderman@gmail.com

I dey wait quick quick oh. Thanks y'all.

N o K i A. . . . . .
Ta a a a aLKiNg. . . . . . . . . . . .

You've got people,. . . . Talking.

NOKIA. . . . . . . .


. . . . . . . . . CoNnECtInG pEoPLe

A word of caution is hereby issued to person(s) that hitherto, have decided to engage in a spree of malicious slander with the sold intent to bring to low esteem the repute of my client (semid4lyfe), to whom, to the best of my knowledge, has not, did not, and will not, as I believe him, indulge in any act, or behaviour that is tantamount to inducement of gratification, bribery, egunje, cin hanci, aka - azu or similar inclination. As the insinuant(s) may want people on this land to believe that my client made a part fund advancement to him/them for the purpose of rigging a poll that we all knew from the on-start that my client would be the winner.

I hereby urge these persons to stop this slander since they are unable to present a proof that gratification was involved in our grand winning.

This may be the last warning as any further provocation will lead to heavy suit for plenty damage claims.

Another Nigerian man on sunday in Detroit, Michigan USA is taken into detention on the same flight that the terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up on christmas day with a very powerful EXPLOSIVE(TETN). This recent incident is caused by another Nigerian man who locked himself inside the aircraft's toilet for over 2hrs and vituperated (hauled) abuses on the passengers (as well as the US Govt too).

It clearly appears to me that there is an unleashing of oral and mental rabbies syndrome by the Nigerian islamists sects, who are hell-bent on tannishing our dear country's image in the eyes of the entire world as a terrorist nation where alqaeda holds sway.

@tunnex my bros, you enter well jare. The celebration starts as soon as we are done with the litigations. And that's quite soon.

@honsule: We are not that in a hurry to spend our strength, money and time with a matter we are confident we have under control. Besides, this kit-kat will also provide the needed time to garnere more substance from purported assertions from the insinuant. We are being tactful as well.

@semid, No shaking at all. We have the victory already.

@all: We have come to the conclusion of the epoc poll that has indeed, and of a fact, produced the undisputable winner of ThReAd'S BiGgEsT dUdE for 2009. Although insinuating allegation(s) of non substantiated rigging is begining to crop up against my esteemed client (semid4lyfe), as being purported by one ex candidate **ski* et all. In any case, we are congruently and articulately in painstaking duty to ensure that our well deserved victory is not scorched in any form of derision 'circumspecto pactoberus dentusi'. We will defend this victory to the heights of flavuranus. The matter is nonetheless up to the insinuanta to present facts and I, as the able, well reckoned-with SAN, will defend with my utmost alacrity. The call is for stralls now. Let the case begin now.

@all: We have come to the conclusion of the epoc poll that has indeed, and of a fact, produced the undisputable winner of ThReAd'S BiGgEsT dUdE for 2009. Although insinuating allegation(s) of non substantiated rigging is begining to crop up against my esteemed client (semid4)lyfe, as being purported by one ex candidate **ski* et all. In any case, we are congruently and articulately in painstaking duty to ensure that our well deserted victory is not scorched in any form of derision 'circumspecto pactoberus dentusi'. We will defend this victory to the heights of flavuranus. The matter is nonetheless up to the insinuanta to present facts and I, as the able, well reckoned-with SAN, will defend with my utmost alacrity. The call is for stralls now.

I didn't see my post on the poll. What could be the reason for this?

Please people I need the code for mobilepdf_nokia. My own is requesting for code before it opens.

Father and relatives of the Nigerian Farouk Mutallab, the Naija alqaeda Terrorist, say they tried to inform the US embassy in Nigeria of his radical islamic inclinations in recent times prompting the US authorities to place him on terror watch list, but not depriving him of traveling to the country.

Some people in the northern Nigeria are already celebrating as Jihad hero doing the wish of their Allah by killing infidels. This to me is unacceptable as is further threatens the already delicate fabrics holding the corporate existence of Nigeria.

A Nigerian born Umar Farouk Abdullmutallab, the 23yr old son of the immediate past chairman of First Bank Nig. PLC, Alh. Umar Mutallab is correctely identified by the United states FBI as the terrorist who lit an explosive fire crackers on a Delta Airline inbound flight from Schipol, Amsterdam to Detroit, USA immediately the plane initiated a descent in Michigan State.

The 23yr old student of University college London had, according to the US authorities, being placed on a watchlist of terror suspects with substancicted claims to alqaeda terrorist network. He is said to have received bomb-making trainings and also acquired bomb-making substances from the organisations cell network based in Yemen.

This development prompted the quick denouncing of the shameful, non-reputable act of the so-called Nigerian Alqaeda terrorist by the renowned Mrs Gbege-rebrander of Good people, great nation. She claims this is not our style in Naija.

Do you think a new version or modified boko haram has started? Does this act against Americans affect you as a Nigerian?

I'm sore-perturbed. What about you?

Please my mobilepdf_nokia is requesting an activation code. What should I put in there if you have code?

I need 2GB memory card for my N72 should anyone have an original one.

All the people seeking the release of polls' results should please be aware that the instituted injunction by the high court instilling a chill on further proceedings of any such matter(s), issues and release pending substantive clarifications thro determination of claims, 'incongura tis placetum' of aggregtiance(s) regarding candidature and dejection body 'in situ' composae.

The matter just similar to Anambra state PDP, INEC and the aggrieved party gubernotorial candidates challenging the selection instead of primary election of former central bank governor Prof. Chukwuma Solven.

Can't you undertand that in this democracy everyone's entitled to his/her rights to freedom of speech and 'thoughtful' expressions; All-be-it Manifestations of Psychopathogenecocyticosis characterized by Intrinsic degenerative lesions in the cranio-lateral forsa of the adjoining nubra.

This usually leads to some sort of 'hay-wild' vulnerable, non-sensitive behaviours, such exhibited by our politicians without recourse to the people opinion and the society, agendum at the moment.

Can't we be orderly to follow order to maintain order for proper orderliness? As for Me oh, the court injunction stands until at such time it is evacuated by a counter motion of injunction.

Who will second-second this one again? Puskin, semid4lyfe, tunnex, dragnet, nellaluv et al: C'est votre travaille maintenant!

@Dwayne: and all like-minded men; In today's world of collective strive for engendered extol of gender-sensitive fairness, equity & equality in pursuant to equal access to inclusive participation in sustainable growth and development of all in the world, especially Nigeria, I would least expect that after you've rolled thru the perpendiculs heights of the higher institution's hedges, you could still project such a BASTION of extreme mAle ChAuViNiSm.

I hereby implore you my dear young man to shove such chauvinisTIC inclination that not only putrefies the society we live in today, but severely hurts the feelings of women and the girl - child in concerted efforts to achieving a world that is free from rancour and hegemony. Alas, these tendencies tend to impede sustainable development of our world.

Please, find a place in your heart to eschew male chauvinism and see the life of this world in a sunny cummy perspective my brother.

Be the champion to ADVANCE HUMANITY FORWARD!!! Only then could you be the real winner.

@all: The tenth thing you missed to know about Nokia is that it is the best remove device being used by alqaeda to blow up US and coalition forces in Iraq and Afghanistan war fronts.

Nokia is the phone that contains '. . . . . . . . .' Inside the phone and is used in making very powerful explosives and can also be used in remotely triggering the bombs.

Nokia is the only phone that when a vagabond thief steals your phone, you can remotely set the phone to trigger up as an explosive (if you know your onions) and the person will be dispatched instanta-instanta.

Nokia is the only phone that can be turned into a RADAR device to secretly perform discretely assigned functions and tasks, of security and terrorism as well.

Nokia is . . . . . . . .

Imagine that all at a sudden It's Christmas again & the feast goes on today with feelings of great joy & gladness in everyone's heart and mind. So, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmasses be white!!!
May Yahweh Almighty, ever eternal omnipotent one make your New Year a very prosperous one through the Grace of Jesus Christ; the sole reason we are so merry in this season. May God's peace rest and abide with you and your family now and always into and through the new 2010, Amen.


This however doesn't stop upholding the stay of proceedings as pertaining the high court injunction commanding the abrupt hold on any further action in the matter(s) thereto arising from and in the poll, until the char and chagrins of the election c.U.m selection is thrashed to be accentuated accordance of all sundry parties herewith concerned.

At least we know the powers of our courts today.
The matter is under notice, forthwith seconded by puskin. Hope we recall?


This is democratic idiocyncracy of course.

It's Christmas again & the feast goes on today with feelings of great joy & gladness in everyone's heart and mind. So, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmasses be white!!!
May Jehovah Emmanuel make your New Year a very prosperous one through the Grace of Jesus Christ; the sole reason we are so merry in this season. May God's peace rest and abide with you and your family now and always into and through the new 2010, Amen.

@ceejay80s: Does it mean that outside these mentioned cities, the mobile dstv service is not being broadcast in other cities, especially the northern states in the east?