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GoldenJAT:
many yaba left patients on this sweet forum!

what is ur fucking problem?

He did not say you won't be succesful, he only said u wld be useless. lol Joking mode

ok then. Thread Closed!!!!!!!!

Michellla:
i'll do nothing

ok how will u feel. Your first reaction

This is just an imaginative situation question. What will you do after many years of living with your husband, then you latter realise he is actually the man behind the mask named Lagbaja. There was no sign of showing he had interest in music or was a musician at all. He hid it from you completely. What will you do to him on finding out? I don't mean the real lagbaja did that. But how will you feel such happen to you. Lol

go and. do research

Before ‘selfies’ were all the rage, Robert
Cornelius set up a camera and
in the back of a
business on Chestnut Street in Center
City, Philadelphia. Cornelius sat in front
of the lens for a little over a minute,
before leaving the seat and covering the
lens. The now iconic photograph was
captured 185 years ago in 1839.
So anytime you take selfie, let your mind remember the world's first Selfie. lalasticlala seun

Hypolyta:
That's an investment right there inform of DOWRY

how many years one go wait for that one o?

How will you feel as a husband and bread winner of the home when you don't have a male child but females?

lol. This funny incident actually took place at AUD I and not AUD II. That was a mistake @Mr seun lalasticlala

kaykay010:
Great ife

sharap! Great ife is not ILE IFE! Great Ife is obafemi Awolowo University. You hear!

Omotayor123:
Wow!!!

sharap! Great ife is not ILE IFE! Great Ife is obafemi Awolowo University. You hear!

It was a surprising moment as the power supply in OAU campus which is mostly very regular throughout the night went off last night. Probably due to the rain. Students who were to study waited patiently in the lecture theatres expecting the light back but all to no avail. As a result most of us decided to sleep. Still hoping for the light to be back. Most students were on break so we were very few.

Hmm it happened early this morning at AUD I lecture theatre about 4 hrs (around 3:30 am) after the light went off. Every where was dark except some students reading with their phone touch lights and weak lamp . The rain had stopped already.

I was lying on our very comfortable lecture theartre seat ready to sleep when I heard a very loud shout from a girl. Initially i thought she was "sleep talking" but I latter thought maybe she was possesed by demons or something. She stood up from where she was sleeping and started raining slaps and beatings on a guy whom she claimed was touching her body while she was sleeping. The beating was so intense that people had to beg the girl to stop. "Yes I caught you...why are you touching my body while I was sleeping!" she shouted angrilly and return the guy another set of slaps. The funniest thing was that the guy cannot say a single word which meant he was guilty.Lol

Unfortunately it was all dark in the lecture theatre and I was unable to see the face of the victim and the guy. Except the weak phone touchs and lamps casting partially.

So funny! But to me I don't like the way the girl slapped the guy or if it were you as a lady would u have done the same?. Guys, can you be watching like a slowpoke like this guy here as a girl kept on slapping you multiple times?

Fmartin:
Keeping virginity while in A level is something so cumbersome to accomplish.

i cn remember vividly abt one girl dat came on campus, she was a virgin (so she said) bt before she could reach year two , d rest na history.

Mind u , if u masturbate, u hv loss ur virginity even though ur hymen could maintain its follow come nature.

and u call urself a graduate, and u can't define VIRGINITY. How can mastur take away virginity. Disvirginity takes place after sexual contact btw a man and a woman

Adaure4ever what about the raped victims o.

sorry minus me

ok

The Mistakes of Lady Spirikoko-2

Title:-It's my car you want to marry
By Bro Paul Dada

Scene 1

(Bro. Tomorrowgobeta has just proposed
marriage to Lady Spirikoko, who responds rudely)

Lady Spirikoko: - I am surprised you could open
your mouth to ask for my hand in marriage. It is
true I have been your friend. But marriage? How
dare you? Bro...In fact, I am totally embarrassed
Tomorrowgobeta:- But sister, I really love you and
I believe God has impressed it on my heart.....
Sister, but..but
Lady Spirikoko:- But me no buts but and sister
me no sister. I an not the kind of person you
should propose marriage to.

Scene 2

(,Lady Spirikoko and her friend, Sister Goodsense
are having a discussion)
Spirikoko:- You cannot believe the
embarrassment I faced today. That brother called
Tomorrowgobeta asked for my hand in marriage.
Goodsense:So?
Spirikoko:- How could he do that? That brother
that does not know how to use kingdom
principles to prosper. How can a man who lives in
a room and parlour apartment, in a "face-me-I-
face-you" building propose to a Spirit-filled sister
like me? This brother has no car. Imagine! He
cannot even afford to buy an okada. I am heading
for the top. I do not need a husband that will
drag me down spiritually and economically.
Goodsense:- And how did you respond to him?
Spirikoko:- Trust my anointed razor tongue. I
gave him a thorough dress-down. He will not
open his mouth and propose to any girl in a long
time, at least until he does something about his
pathetic financial situation.
Goodsense:- I pity you. I am really sorry for you.
A man proposed to you and you had to talk
rudely to him because you did not want him. Are
you a Christian at all?
I am not saying, you must marry him. But you
rejected him on a faulty premise. When did car
and a good accommodation become the evidence
of marital bliss? What has anointing got to do
with financial prosperity? And what kind of
strange anointing gives you the right to be rude
to people? My sister, you are proud. You need to
approach Calvary for cleansing.
Spirikoko:- I should not have told you. I knew you
would not support me.

Scene 3

(Six months later, Tomorrowgobeta is seen inside
a parked jeep. Lady Spirikoko approaches him)
Spirikoko: Good afternoon bro. God has really
blessed you. This your car is so fine.
Tomorrowgobeta:- It is the Lord's doing, my
sister. I thank Him.
Spirikoko (scratches her head):- I am really sorry
for how I responded to you six months ago.
Tomorrowgobeta:- No problem. That does not
really bother me anymore.
Spirikoko:- Thanks. You see..... I can feel the
Spirit telling me to accept your proposal. God is
telling me I was wrong to have rejected you. So
I...
Tomorrowgobeta:- Please stop there. Suddenly,
God is telling you to accept my proposal. You
must be a comedian. And if you are serious, then
it is obvious it is my car you want to marry and
not me. Please, I have to go now.
Spirikoko(speechless) ERM...erm...erm
The End

The Mistakes of Lady Spirokoko-1
Title:-"Holy" But Untidy
Written by Bro Paul Dada

Scene 1
(Lady Spirikoko, a 300 level student at the
University of Palaver, is praying in her room for
the will of God in marriage )
Lady Spirikoko:- Oh Lord, show me the man you
have chosen to be my life partner. God, I want a
man that I can cruise with on the voyage of life,
to the Promised Land....

Scene 2
(In another part of the Campus, Brother Too-Dey-
Talk and Brother Eyes-Well-Open, both final year
students, are having a discussion. Unknown to
them, Sister Good Sense unintentionally overhears
their conversation.)
Too-Dey--Talk:- Bro. I have been observing the
way you have been "sampling" the fellowship
sisters. E be like say you wan catch one
fellowship babe before you graduate.
Eyes-Well-Open:- Leave me jare. "Sampling"
wetin? I have been genuinely praying to God to
lead me to a very spiritual lady.
Too-Dey-Talk:- In that case, you do not need to
pray too much. Sister Spirikoko is the most
spiritual sister in the fellowship. She prays long
prayers, never misses a meeting, gets to the
fellowship before anyone, never jokes with
evangelism, never...
Eyes-Well -Open:- Stop there. If na play make
you stop am o. That dirty sister that covers her
head 24/7. That sister who goes about with
crumpled clothes that loath ironing. That sister
whose finger nails permanently act as landlady to
dirt. That sister whose shoes have seen better
days. That sister who is quarrelling with polish.
See, if I see that sister in my dream, I will bind her
and set myself loose.

(Sis Goodsense, greets the two gossiping
brothers, and leaves.)

Too-Dey-Talk: (Feeling uncomfortable)Did she
hear us?
Eyes-Well-Open:- I don't know o. I beg, I dey go
library.
Too-Dey-Talk:- I beg I wan go see Dr. Fastidious,
my hard to please project supervisor

Scene 3
(An elated Lady Spirikoko is with Sister
Goodsense in a room)
Lady Spirikoko:- I am so happy. God has shown
me who I will marry. It is Brother Eyes- Well-
Open.
Goodsense: What
Lady Spirikoko:- Are you not happy for me?
Goodsense:- All I can tell you now is to take care
of your physical appearance. Sister, I must be
frank with you. Your poor hygiene will drive
brothers away from you. Holiness is not the same
as untidiness. Christian modesty does not mean
you should not look well and attractive. Brothers
of today pray with their eyes open.
Lady Spirikoko(pensive and speechless):-
ERM.....erm...erm
The End

thank God o. They don do am. Up NAIRALAND

the thing taya we o

Mr seun and lalasticlala, please call the phone number of your fellow programmer, Mark Zuckerburg to do something quick about the facebook previous comment view that is not working on Facebook groups and other facebook posts on opera mini and other phone browsers.

see na Buhari dey frustrate Romancelander so. Imagine abuse from up to down! Chai it is well

Olasco93:
You should have asked ''What is the essense of going to Church.''
You see why I tell people that ''marriage can either lead them to Heaven or Hell, Make or Mar them by their Nonchanlant and Immature decisions they make all in the name of Marriage and what Society says.
I once read onlinethat, P-Square said ''they have not attended Church for the past 12Months and still counting because people cannot just stop looking at them in Church.''
What a mentality!

I only mean the next day o. Sincw people already knos what happen btw the couples the previous night.

Should a newly wedded couple go to church the following day? I don't think this is ok. Imaging, a couple wed on saturday, then go to church on Sunday.People will be looking at them somehow as if they are animals."Hey, that bro go don drill that sister's hole by now" etc To me i'll be embarrased

why asking since u dint Go to Church?. God does not want ladies to add anything artificial to what God has already finalized or finishes. You don't need a wig to your natural hair. It will only hinder you from making heaven. You don't need make-ups, ear rings and so on. With the way this world is going, very soon people may start wearing artificial skin to cover their skin. God does not like it. Learn from the animals. That is why, these people, I mean the deeper life sisters will stand against all ladies on the day of judgement. If they can, why didnt you?

help some1 ...

shey picture na porn ni

#copied I have been married for 4 years. My husband rejected me plenty of times in the first 2 years of marriage. Since then i stopped initiating because i feel he is not into me. I have done everything to arouse him. I take care of myself and i am a attractive young woman, i get a lot of compliment from other men that i don't get from my husband. One time a day before our anniversary i caught him masturbating. It's not the only time i caught him, after a few months, again i came home and caught him jerking off to porn. I am very open with anything... I like sex and i even like watching it with him but i don't understand why he is hiding it from me. I can count on my fingers how many times we made love since we got married. What hurts me is he choose to jerk off even he has me. I am a very touchy person, i like to cuddle and kiss and im playful but he seems not responding to me every time i get close to him. Recently, i was browsing on his computer looking for a file. I saw a photo of my friend in her bikini. I asked my husband why he is saving a picture of a girl (i didn't tell him who) on his computer. He denied first but i know he knew what i was talking about. I sat down and think that night. I confronted him the next day and told him to be honest to me. I asked him the question again.... he admit that he did saved the photo and jerk off to it. I cried so hard when he said it. It hurts to know that he choose to masturbate to my friends photo than to make love to me. And he did it while i was in bed early in the morning. I am so mad and don't want to see his face. I want to move out and be away from him. He's been doing it for over a year (not to my friends photo but watching porn) He said twice a week. And i haven't make love to him for several months, i would say twice this year and it was very boring and i was the one who asked for sex. I hate it that he is doing it behind my back and we've talked about it several times. i told him that if he wants to watch porn and i can join him! I DON'T UNDERSTAND why he is still hide it from me. I do love sex and i do enjoy long foreplays! I feel he is not into me or not attracted to me at all.... I am thinking of leaving him...

ogagan o