The Mistakes of Lady Spirokoko-1
Title:-"Holy" But Untidy
Written by Bro Paul Dada

Scene 1
(Lady Spirikoko, a 300 level student at the
University of Palaver, is praying in her room for
the will of God in marriage )
Lady Spirikoko:- Oh Lord, show me the man you
have chosen to be my life partner. God, I want a
man that I can cruise with on the voyage of life,
to the Promised Land....

Scene 2
(In another part of the Campus, Brother Too-Dey-
Talk and Brother Eyes-Well-Open, both final year
students, are having a discussion. Unknown to
them, Sister Good Sense unintentionally overhears
their conversation.)
Too-Dey--Talk:- Bro. I have been observing the
way you have been "sampling" the fellowship
sisters. E be like say you wan catch one
fellowship babe before you graduate.
Eyes-Well-Open:- Leave me jare. "Sampling"
wetin? I have been genuinely praying to God to
lead me to a very spiritual lady.
Too-Dey-Talk:- In that case, you do not need to
pray too much. Sister Spirikoko is the most
spiritual sister in the fellowship. She prays long
prayers, never misses a meeting, gets to the
fellowship before anyone, never jokes with
evangelism, never...
Eyes-Well -Open:- Stop there. If na play make
you stop am o. That dirty sister that covers her
head 24/7. That sister who goes about with
crumpled clothes that loath ironing. That sister
whose finger nails permanently act as landlady to
dirt. That sister whose shoes have seen better
days. That sister who is quarrelling with polish.
See, if I see that sister in my dream, I will bind her
and set myself loose.

(Sis Goodsense, greets the two gossiping
brothers, and leaves.)

Too-Dey-Talk: (Feeling uncomfortable)Did she
hear us?
Eyes-Well-Open:- I don't know o. I beg, I dey go
library.
Too-Dey-Talk:- I beg I wan go see Dr. Fastidious,
my hard to please project supervisor

Scene 3
(An elated Lady Spirikoko is with Sister
Goodsense in a room)
Lady Spirikoko:- I am so happy. God has shown
me who I will marry. It is Brother Eyes- Well-
Open.
Goodsense: What
Lady Spirikoko:- Are you not happy for me?
Goodsense:- All I can tell you now is to take care
of your physical appearance. Sister, I must be
frank with you. Your poor hygiene will drive
brothers away from you. Holiness is not the same
as untidiness. Christian modesty does not mean
you should not look well and attractive. Brothers
of today pray with their eyes open.
Lady Spirikoko(pensive and speechless):-
ERM.....erm...erm
The End

The Mistakes of Lady Spirikoko-2

Title:-It's my car you want to marry
By Bro Paul Dada

Scene 1

(Bro. Tomorrowgobeta has just proposed
marriage to Lady Spirikoko, who responds rudely)

Lady Spirikoko: - I am surprised you could open
your mouth to ask for my hand in marriage. It is
true I have been your friend. But marriage? How
dare you? Bro...In fact, I am totally embarrassed
Tomorrowgobeta:- But sister, I really love you and
I believe God has impressed it on my heart.....
Sister, but..but
Lady Spirikoko:- But me no buts but and sister
me no sister. I an not the kind of person you
should propose marriage to.

Scene 2

(,Lady Spirikoko and her friend, Sister Goodsense
are having a discussion)
Spirikoko:- You cannot believe the
embarrassment I faced today. That brother called
Tomorrowgobeta asked for my hand in marriage.
Goodsense:So?
Spirikoko:- How could he do that? That brother
that does not know how to use kingdom
principles to prosper. How can a man who lives in
a room and parlour apartment, in a "face-me-I-
face-you" building propose to a Spirit-filled sister
like me? This brother has no car. Imagine! He
cannot even afford to buy an okada. I am heading
for the top. I do not need a husband that will
drag me down spiritually and economically.
Goodsense:- And how did you respond to him?
Spirikoko:- Trust my anointed razor tongue. I
gave him a thorough dress-down. He will not
open his mouth and propose to any girl in a long
time, at least until he does something about his
pathetic financial situation.
Goodsense:- I pity you. I am really sorry for you.
A man proposed to you and you had to talk
rudely to him because you did not want him. Are
you a Christian at all?
I am not saying, you must marry him. But you
rejected him on a faulty premise. When did car
and a good accommodation become the evidence
of marital bliss? What has anointing got to do
with financial prosperity? And what kind of
strange anointing gives you the right to be rude
to people? My sister, you are proud. You need to
approach Calvary for cleansing.
Spirikoko:- I should not have told you. I knew you
would not support me.

Scene 3

(Six months later, Tomorrowgobeta is seen inside
a parked jeep. Lady Spirikoko approaches him)
Spirikoko: Good afternoon bro. God has really
blessed you. This your car is so fine.
Tomorrowgobeta:- It is the Lord's doing, my
sister. I thank Him.
Spirikoko (scratches her head):- I am really sorry
for how I responded to you six months ago.
Tomorrowgobeta:- No problem. That does not
really bother me anymore.
Spirikoko:- Thanks. You see..... I can feel the
Spirit telling me to accept your proposal. God is
telling me I was wrong to have rejected you. So
I...
Tomorrowgobeta:- Please stop there. Suddenly,
God is telling you to accept my proposal. You
must be a comedian. And if you are serious, then
it is obvious it is my car you want to marry and
not me. Please, I have to go now.
Spirikoko(speechless) ERM...erm...erm
The End

Sounds too fake.

This is just one of those drama made to dent the image of spirit filled churches, your stories are fake and far from reality.

ok