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THE LEFTIOUS BEING ADEDOKUN THEOPHILUS






For years i clamour for a date
and your fame, you no longer retain with a name
though i no longer have your time
to wine and dine,
my lessons have learnt
not to fall in lust but love
like a hawk but dove.
debilitated I AM
because of your poignant anthem of immorality
making my hope low
burning my strength into ashes
casting it into God swollen foot
as the sword of Nigeria damocle
my joy, you turn to toy
vanity in,
vanity out,
vanity up,
vanity down,
vanity right,
vanity left,
vanity inside,
vanity outside,
vanity nowhere,
vanity everywhere,
vanity around,
vanity all round,
your charming face weaken,
glamorous body tired
and tit feeble
after the birth of BAMIKALE
arugbo soge ri
AGBANIDAREGO
open your skirt as of ages
and let explore down the pavilion.
For years i hope for change
but null my power
void my strength
useless my efficacious inklings
MISS ANIMASHAUN
do you still expose your cleavage?
In return of kobo.
do you still smooch?
by dint of naira.
i believe you still rumpy pumpy?
now that dollar is high.
have you exterminated your carnal knowledge?
or you're looking forward to BABA ADISA
irreverent you are to Chief OWONIKOKO,
because he who masticate plaintain
would not speak the truth.
Please i beg, your odyssey elucidate
in the redlight district to me,
APONBEPORE
i no longer feel namby pamby,
because your time is up
and full is your cup
may GOD bless your luck
with a bad padlock................






Dedicated to those cocotte i called my leman that cause me eerily and uncanny agonies ADEKUNLE ADETOUN not exclused

AWAITING SADNESS :ADEDOKUN THEOPHILUS OLUWAPELUMI




He gave us bags of rice
without getting back nothing
He gave us bags of beans
without taking something
He gave us kegs of oil
without expecting anything
He gave us sacks of garri
without caring for it cost
He gave us stocks of fish
without thinking twice
He gave us creates of eggs
without leaving behind a grimace
He organized series of party
without reasoning about monetary issue
He sponsored thousands of event
without HIS increasing
He gave us empty plate
without obstruction in his airstream
He promised us HEAVEN ON EARTH
free education, maternity,
good road, security,
portable water, electricity,
job opportunity, human right,
but high inflation
He only keep accomplish
without speaking twice
He vowed to be our saviour
without his flaw being looked upon
He gave out bread and butter
without masticating such
He gave us goodies and candies
without taking a lunch
He gave everything needed
without him taking anything in return
He released all
unknowingly, our sadness awaits
He fooled us with his prodigality
not knowing our hue is just on its path
He gave us palm oil for crude oil
without a second thought
He gave us fruit for fish
without a second thought
He gave rice for right
without thinking twice
He gave us coke for coal
without thinking twice
He gave us eggs for education
without another thought
He gave us butteredbread for birthright
without having a taste of it
He gave us everything
for him to hold the staff
He's now planning to vying again
after an unfulfilled promises
Do you see that our sadness await?
Can you see our destiny is shaking?
Do you see our sight is blur?
Can you see hope have not been elected?
Do you see our JESUS is not on sit?
Our sadness still await
giving a dim reflection of optimism................

ALL IN THE NAME OF VAL...{ADEDOKUN THEOPHILUS OLUWAPELUMI}

just for a memorable day
gifts in a wrapper
of red and white
to impress every special individual.

Town painted all in white,
street filled with red flower
red gowns, white shoes
white shirts, red trousers.


All delighted in the name of lust,
nooks and crannies filled by youth
hills and valleys occupant are aged,
what a special day indeed?


Street occupied with flesh seller
just to celebrate
but not for celibate,
all in the name of love.

Amusement parks all occupied,
shopping mall overcrowded,
ignoring the unimaginable overpopulation around hotel
innumerable PHALLUS in red light district.

A great day you are,
february fourteen, for the soul you misled
implanting sombreness in our soles
turning and city into Sodom and Gomorrah.

City you turn a vice city
by dint of all social vice
that is brought about by the White
result of what is called CIVILIZE...........

~*FUTILE DATE*~ For years I clamour for a date***** And your fame you no longer retain with a name****** Though I no longer have your time**** To wine and dine"***** My lessons have learnt***** Not to fall in lust but love**** Like a hawk but dove**** Debilitated I AM**** because of your poignant anthem of immortality**** Making my hope low***** Burning my strength into ashes**** Casting it into God swollen feet**** As the sword of Nigeria Damocle**** My joy your turn to toy**** Vanity in***** Vanity out**** Vanity up***** Vanity down**** Vanity right****** Vanity left***** Vanity inside***** Vanity outside***** Vanity nowhere Vanity everywhere Vanity around***** Vanity all-round***** Your charming face weaken**"*** Your glamorous body tired****** And tit feeble****** After the birth of BAMIKALE****** Arugbo soge ri**** Agbanidarego**** Open your skirt as of ages**** And let explore down the pavilion***** For years I hope you change***** But null my power***** Void my strength****** Useless my efficacious inkling**** Miss ANIMASHAUN***** Do you still expose your cleavage?**** In return of kobo***** Do you still smooch?**** By dint of naira**** I believe you rumpy pumpy?***** Now that dollar is rated high***** Have you exterminated your carnal knowledge?**** Or you're still looking forward to BABA ADISA***** Irreverent you are to chief owonikoko**** Because he who masticate plantain**** Will not speak the truth**** Please I beg. Your Odyssey elucidate**** In the red light district to me***** *Aponbepore****** I no longer feel namby pamby***** Because your time is up***** And full is your cup***** May God bless your luck******* With a bad and mad padlock******

****ADEDOKUN THEOPHILUS** _{INVICTU~SPARK }_