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Disgraceful

They made 4th first

iSlayer:
Where's the bust?

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Guess it became less pronounced after having 2 kids
Plus I now dress for my size

Reading this makes me realize I am sort of an introvert

I never pick calls except it’s business related
Told my then fiancée and now hubby never to call me but chat,text or visit. Nigga thought it absurd. He learnt to do as I wanted and now I have started picking his calls.lol

I never used to go to events.
It was more of a feeling of low self esteem I guess.
I feel too busty for a young lady as people stare at me a lot
Cloths I love won’t just fit
Not having the latest cloths and shoes too makes me not attend events
But recently I see myself gunning to attend events and I am always ready to dance not minding who is watching. Lol

Omotd:
@iomoge2, please assist a sister. Can you confirm the effectiveness and durability of the Kinyo electric breast pump. You stated it in an earlier poat that you bought it.
Also, any mum that has used it should advise.

Thanks

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It’s very effective although I have given it out.
But it was my best cos it’s grip is outta this world.
It is the only pump that gave me sensations of breastfeeding thereby making the milk flow.
Nubi auto/manual didn’t do it for me.
The one is use now is just convenient cos I can pump in the car or anywhere due to it using usb charger. But Kinyo is good.

A friend still uses hers from 4years ago
Mine too was gotten over 3years ago

HORLADSTAR:
As we are about to enter 2020,I found it necessary to open a thread to wish our most loved nairalanders happy new year.So let the greeting start now.
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Royalblak007 SheWrites A happy New Year.

As we move into the year 2020,I Wish you a Happy New Year with the hope that you will have many blessings in the year to come. Let the old year end and the New Year begin with the warmest of aspirations. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL
# HORLADSTAR CARES #

Happy new year.
Thanks for the wishes.

My uncle married our maid
Awkward
But with time it became normal
She was the best maid we had
It pained my mum cos they were doing hide n seek until pregnancy occurred

They have been married for close to 25years.
Happily married

Piyke:
It's that time around when Mrs Piyke's car needs new tires. For safety reasons, I usually replace tires maximum of 4 years from the manufacture date.

I zoomed off to Gudu, got 4 new tires and proceed to my regular wheel balancing/alignment outfit.

2 things that happened while I was there that made me open this thread...

I have a question
My tire ran out of air
I used spare n on getting to the wheel balancing man. He showed me two nails had punctured my tires
He billed me 1k per nail to remove n fix
Then 1000 to pump all 4 tires to standard size of 45

My question is I fell cheated
Do they charge per nail?
To pump tire used to be 50naira why did he charge me 250each
Pls note that I haven’t done this in a while n husbandman is not reachable on phone.

wengerjay:
It depends on the ministry or parastatal

also depends on the state.

Lagos
Level 9
16k

ofalu047:
How come these fire incidences are only happening in the Southern oart of the country, despite the fact that the Northern part is drier?

worth thinking about

What I learnt recently
Once you know your child is sexually active. Please help them do family planning

But to be candid
13years?
OMG!

May God help us to teach our kids well and also shield them from predators. Amen.

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage was very high before u married her and she is tired of the thing.
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Oya calm down bro

When stressed they dnt think about sex. You need to create an environment and put her in the mood.

On a day u know ur chairman no go gree. Help her with chores. Don't ask for Eba, buy her favourite food and bring home.

Once in a while watch a movie u are so sure dem go do the thing plenty times. Think about her like a new girl u just met and u will not stop until u bang her. Laugh with her. Dont strong face all day and smile only when u want to off her pant.

Take her to the beach, while laughing and playing let her know "Waa fe ku laleyi, ma te soju laleyi" tell her u will Bleep her using ur traditional dialect. Laugh over it as if u no mean am.

Then clean up, brush, body spray. Your Nkwobi stinking onion breath can kill ( i can smell it from here) don't kill another person's daughter.

Learn to set the mood. Do daring things. Give head, pamper her. U dnt just bring that thing out and say "Mummy Kudi, spread your legs" it does not work that way.

I have combination of emojis on watz app dt looks like finger in a hole. i send from time to time to mine and she will be like "ASHAAWO" i say that is my middle name.


Lastly exkweez me Sa, i hope you last a bit longer on bed and dnt always leave her high or 'fuckstrated' in bed . Please confirm and dont mistaken 4 strokes for 4 rounds please ?

Don't mind the e-diots forming u must take it by force. Most of them just came back from village and na woman go send them back cos of lack of respect and common sense.

This should be framed and hung on the wall for men to read and digest daily.
Oga, you are full of wisdom.
I give you 99/100.

jazzyjazz:
Rollcall for Team December

If you have any complaints please make sure you see your doctor.

May we all carry to term and deliver safely.

December mamas already dropping it like its hot!!!

Iomoge2 - Dec 1st (GIRL) - Ported to November 8 Congratulations mama
jazzyjazz - Dec 14th/16th (BOY) - Ported to November 16
Nimi22 - Dec 20th - Delivered December 14 Congratulations mama
Dharyor1234 (Our january mama, how far?)
Lmay - Dec 3rd (BOY)
Brokewaist - December 14th - Ported to November 27th
Prettyuche - Dec 30th (Twins BOY and GIRL) Delivered December 12. Congratulations mama. Welcome to our twins
Rhukkie - Dec 26th (BOY)
Anonymous29 - Dec 10th
Simsimz - Dec 20th
Cerdarlivia - Dec 8 - ported to November 30. Congratulations mama
Soniabrenda2 - Dec 31st (BOY)

Please mamas let's respond to the roll call so we know how you're doing.

Please share your birth story and birth announcement so other mamas can rejoice with you.

May God make it easy for those left to deliver.
#Teamdecemberforsupernaturaldelivery
#Sexiestmamasinurneigbourhood
#chirstmasbabies

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Congratulations to all Mommas

I will encourage my son to marry at 25 and his wife will be 20

kolafolabi:
It's between 500 - 1k everywhere.

exactly