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princessKF:
Hope u r fine now.

Am fyn o.
It was a funny confusing experience.

Second am having in 4days.

cherrymum1:
Haaaaa.......her beautiful face Iomoge2 don born??
Haaaaaa and she didn't mention me
Congrats sis.....cant wait to see her face too o. Pls cc me when u show our Threadcuties.

I nefa born o.
Lol
Once babi come...u know na

Madam still dey do me strong thing.....

Vijay seating.
Bladder punching
Infact ehn.....lol
I just thank God.

XX01:
They say so but who has time to be doing all of that. I have tried it before and my son even slept off before I had gone quarter way. Slept off from hunger because he woke up 30 mins later raging and angry. Lol.

Lol
God will help o.
Becos it looks like its goibg to be difficult.
Expressing n using spoon.

Bobbi berra release plenty fluids o

princessKF:
I had to open another facebook account and delete the old one becos of too many bfs...... And not until this year I didn't use my wedding pic as profile pic on whatsapp...

Hehehehehehehe

Adorablewifey:
Issorite, so long she will come in october we will still chop that type of mummy's big cake together.

Yes o

Bigk bigk cake

Besea:
Congratulations Jennifer89.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!!! You are a mother.
Teegali and lucioustrisha we await your testimonies.


Iomoge2, you are looking for contraction trouble just chill small October 20 is not far again just 10 days away.

I yaf chill o

XX01:
Most lactation consultants will tell you not to use a bottle but to use cup and spoon. That it causes nipple confusion for babies.

But it's so much easier when you use a bottle. That one na oyibo style.

My midwife said bottle causes colic....in newborn.
Said the baby will suck air and will result in colic.
Thats why they asked we bring spoon n cup.... if need be and not bottle.

Its surprising

enque:
Morning Mamas....
congrats Onyinyechika08....God bless ur family and lo.

For Mamas who had baby girls, I'd like to ask about ear piercing.
Is it done d same day the baby is born or a few days later?
Where can I buy original stud earrings for my baby?

Cc everyone

Thanks

If its lagos island... all those aboki selling goldvor changing dollars. Just ask say i wan buy earing. They will take u to where u can buy.

If its yaba. Them plenty
Even shitta in surulere too.
Anywhere they change dollar... those selling pure gold are there.

Am getting mine from Abuja.. when mumsy is coming.

For the piercing, they will have the specialist in d hospital. The one that wont hury your baby or bring out puss later.

enque:
Like play like play...We go just sleep, wake 2moro hear say u don born

No joor...

Na shakara n practise she dey do... lol

sugah:
I actually announced my pregnancy but not on social media (except NL)
But the belief is that everybody is a witch that can harm your baby ..
So we announce engagement with ring pictures, announce wedding with photoshoot and wedding IVs, sell aso ebi to our family and friends....and as soon as we become pregnant those same family and friends that bought our aso ebi suddenly become witches and wizards

Me too didnt annouce on social media. But sent my close friends my bump pictures....

Then few weeks ago. I did one make up and was feeling myself n put it on facebook... forgetting my nose was like shovel there.... lol
See congratulations comment
So tay some even said wao... u r pregnant and i was surprised. Lol

But i didnt annouce wedding until after..... i had too many facebook" boyfriends"
Those types that have never seen you but send monthly upkeep..... and always promising to come see u. Lol

I just posted wedding pix and ignored my inbox. Lol

XX01:
Interesting view. When I got pregnant, E remain make I use megaphone announce am. Same with when I found out the sex. Some people were cautioning me and I was looking at them as monitoring spirits. No wonder people recoil when I ask them that question. Thought they were being sensitive not knowing it's actually cultural.

Me said the sex even at 10weeks.
Lol when talking i will say my daughter. Lol
And everyone used to b like how did u know or r u prego and i say yes

And just last week, my friend came with a bag of cloths to my house... in this buhari times...
She shopped to drop for baby girl even to jewelries.
Designers clothings and all.
As in am still shocked.... so much to wear till 1 year o.
Big big bag. Chio.

If to say i dey hoard baby gender na... i for no get all this.

princessKF:
Mummy Zoe u are not ready and you Drank 5 bottles of zobo and two big pineapples.... u this woman even by tasting pineapple alone I get contractions. I'm also thinking of eating whole pineapple this week's, 38weeks is ok I want to to meet him.

Wait o
Was that contractions
I woke dh up and was almost crying last night.
My whole tommy was moving o
As in like Zoe was turning or so.

Very painful something.
And i felt small cramps be4 going to bed
But the pains when on bed was serious o
And was coming every 10mins and stronger.
I had to force myself to sleep as it was much.

Is it contractions?

I was scared o
I was expecting contractions to be in my lower abdomen not stomach /navel area....

queenfav:
That's what i told my colleagues,the movie is quite remarkable.

93days on my mind

I didn't enjoy 30days in Atlanta so no a trip 2 jamo 4 me

Congratulations bellaella.
God bless the little man

Loisemm:
yeparipa
See wetin ma'am Zaynie 's writing don cause. lolz.
I told my Hubby sometime ago when I fell in love with your posts because of your wit, humour and near perfect style of writing, that I would ask you if you teach English language.
Then I discovered you read Microbiology...

As in eh... you guys should come to preggy and TTC threads & see for yourself..
E no start today.

Funny enough, i was telling hubby of her writting on friday night.
Chia.....

God bless you Mejaina

zaynie:
Eyes shooking things.....i get you jare.
I just had to rise above or else my thread will go to the dogs.
How's my Lil baking baby.... easy on the pineapples o..

She doing fine.... very fine. So happy

I will be easy on d pineapples n zobo
Thanks much mami

Blessedmum:
Hi Sis, guess u've mixed up my moniker with som1 else. Am not new on this thread this used to be my home before God answered my prayer, I still come here to render the little assistance I can to my remaining sisters. I pray that the same God who wiped away my tears when I least expect will do so for you and others ijn.

I saw it o
And was thinking if its mom or mum
Lol

She mixed it up am sure

Adorablewifey:
Shey you will not give me birthday mate ba?
10/10 repping here. Abi make i beg Zoe for you?

Oya Zoe pls come on 10th of Oct so that we can chop that type of your mummy's big cake together.

Thats tomorrow?
Oti o
Lol
Am not ready even if i have finished 2 big pineapples and 5 bottles of zobo.
Lol
guess i had contractions yesterday and today... as in just now o.
Very strong but i was expecting d pain at my lower abdomen... instead twas at my navel area...like Zoe was turning
lol

Lemme target 20 10

Jumaii:
Please can you take those pics off, i beg of you? it is making my skin crawl. Thanks @ymodulus

Do u know about electric insect?
It leaves somethibg like this on its path.

Noticed a lot when i was in secondary school - boarding house.

You may need to fumigate the house and surroundings.
those insects are bad arse.

yetseyi:


I am assuming you mentioned my moniker in error If not I think you should read my posts on this thread again again carefully and the statements that led to the posts
And no its not the same person.

Error i guess.
Sowrie.... was just angry o jare.

Rukkington:
I base in Ibadan o @sixx
And yes, 10k for everything @ozycy. I was surprised too. He tld me dis a month ago so, I will ask again tomorrow before making payment

Please do n show us pix

Will come to ibadan and do 4 my unborn kids too
And even start giving baby beds as baby shower gifts.... hehehehehhe

fr3do:
Nothing wrong with the combo, its actually kinda cool.

I really like too

Godmother:
Hah, me I no dey reason that November again o. Baby should do and come this month afterall 37 weeks is termed . I'll still be a team November in my heart and spirit cos I love my teamies die.

Ehen, time don reach. @ Florena I'm so looking forward to your bs . Been patiently waiting. For it

Chio almost all November mamas want October even me..... lemme born quick carry chair n start waitng 4 the remaining November mamas n d ones to port from December

enque:
Madam, u wan port leave ur teammates ni?
Oya abeg wait till Oct 20th so Zoe can be my birthday mate

Chia... that date
October 20 got me on a mumu button.
I so love.

20 10 2016
Or 10 10 2016
Or 16 10 2016

zaynie:
Really!!!!!!!!!!!

All those words I used are regular words.... very regular!

Read a book.

Drop porn and watch a movie!

Mingle with people that are motivational instead of your regular gossip mates.

Stop embarrassing yourself in public.

Roflmfao

enque:
Madam, u wan port leave ur teammates ni?
Oya abeg wait till Oct 20th so Zoe can be my birthday mate

I wan rippen cervic joor. Lol

Birthday wat? Till November?
Issokie
Oya gimme date.

Besea:
I'm doing just fine, just getting small small signs that I and baby are closer to meeting each other. This week I experienced increase in discharge and heaviness in between the jajaina and my not so obvious bump just tripled in size, now everyone looks at me with pity.

Hahahah.
Me when people look me, then say na 2 o... and i say no. Na 3.
Kikikikikikikiki.

Who wants to induce
Join me....

Tongue itching.
Cos am eating inside too....

XX01:
I dey o. I should be more active from next week. Trying to organise my business so that it can survive my absence when I am on leave. This is usually the busy period for me.

If u see my bump ehn... u wee run o.
Lol

Yetseyi....

Please carry Yemiosibanjo and leave this thread... 2 of u please.

How am i sure its not the same person sef.

Mscheeeewwwwww.