₦airaland Forum

[quote author=jummy004 post=50347767][/quote]Baby is almost here.
Mine is funny.
If i seat i must open leg keep bump ontop chair else.... lol

For the Pelvic stuff... my doctor no gree me do am
Say na waste of money....
His reason... 60% of people recommended for CS do give birth naturally,40% recommended for VD do CS.... so why waste time n money doing it.

Buh wat they do is check of your pelvic is wide enough to allow baby pass...
You will just be naked n snapped under one machine like dat.... finish.

No pain.

Besea:
Iomoge2, na press up, lunges and squats I dey do, marching is child's play.
Hubby doesn't want me to go out on my own dis days. He's scared labour will start on the road with no help.

I've done the hair, I will put up a pix 2moro.

I miss me so much. I can't wait to have my baby in my arms and me to myself , I can't count how many times I look at her clothes these days.

Hahaha.
Try standing on hand na

That hair tin.... i never do my own o.
Chio.....
The last time i went to do 8pieces of shuku....i cried o.
Cos i had 2 bend my head forward...

Lemme jejely see if i can do croachee (sp?) Braids with kinky today.

Seun:
Just call yourself an atheist and be done with it. 99% of atheists including all the popular names are "agnostic atheists" so it's largely redundant.

Am sure your full name is Oluwaseun.

Dunno if you know what the name means or what the Oluwa in front means...

May God give you reasons to believe he exists in Jesus name. Amen.
Even if its extreme reasons.

Purity77:
Now I see why you've been crying

More strength & grace OK. You're almost there.
Safest delivery to you & all your team mates.

Amen o
Thanks much

Mzleemah:
u never can tell sha maybe Zoe get playmate inside there. A gbo ohun iya ati omo ni ayo ati alafia lagbara Olohun. I can't even hug u now sef ur bumb go push me danu

Amin o

That hug part is not a funny stuffz... and i so want to hug every minute ehn..... dh dey fear hug. Lol

BritneyStacy:
Chai!!!!!! I take cofa abeggggggggg....this is the final bump!!!!!!!!!! All other bumps clear for road!
Dunni29 , take consolation from hers, you hear

Sebi Dunnis own is 3rd baby... mine na first o.
I wonder wetin go happen by 2nd...3rd or 4th.... lol

Dunni29:
Amen Amen Amen
I claim the tall, rich hair and creamy baby.
If you could hear the comments from my office people. .if I don't show up they say I've gone on maternity leave. Or when will you offload this massive baby. Told one lady it's till January and she refused to believe. What can I do

Lol
Office pipu can talk sha.
Mine was wao it must be 2 and i respond and say no 3... but i will send one to their houses.

Twas so bad that my supervisor said i should fill my leave from from when i want and proceed. That she will give me the remaining days.... and i was like... by this time U for talk this one since last 2 weeks na....
Lol

Rukkington:
You are really HUGE
This is too massive. Swift delivery to you

Wr rock it with swag.... lol

Mzleemah:
mama Zoe Wetin u carry

Hehehhe
I don tell my doctor say if no be 3 or at least 2. We go enter one shokoto.
Lol.

The man don laugh tire.

Dunni29
So i am learning work here .


Took this at 37w3 by my calculation and 38w2d by doctors n lmp.

We are 37w6days today n my doctor feels am 38w5d.

Dont mind my ugleeeee look.
Zoe don carry my face... skin....voice ( i sound croacky )

Mydeporch... for the legs..hang it on a pillow as often as possible.
I use a pillow on my leg when sleeping too. Cos swelling is the order of d day and its works like magic.
Pele dear... 30th is not so far.... just around 40days left considering where we r coming from.

For morning sleeping, na my work o.
U even tey to eat.... i cant o.
I sleep till hungry shows me shege....

For exercise? You wee do o.
Oya.....
Come and sing.
My head, my shoulder, my knees, my toes.....
Make sure u touch ya toes o.
Don just point it n stand up o.
Ehn hen.

Was humbly waiting 4 another Birth to do roll call o.
Chio.... but as it is.
Our Prince n Princesses are still barbing hair and rubbing pancake.... while waiting 4 November
Chio.....
God give us strenght n patience to wait o.
Journey that started with January n February LMP feels like its 5monthd remaining

Oya Mamas, its time to shake our bombom o.
Carry our bump, do those exercises.
Go for match past

Left Right Left Right Left Right Halt!
Quick Match one..... Left Right Left Right Left Right Halt!

See some mamas falling outta line o...
Oya.... put your hand on the shoulder of the mama in front of you..... i didnt say use your bump to touch the bombom o.... ehn hen.

Straight line please...... Mummy Ebony13, you can go n pop those boobies in d mouth of those two sweet lil humans.... u r exempted

Just now, see mamas restin with hands on knees.
Do u want me to carry y'all ato climb mount Everest?
*thinking*

Ok..... water break.... pee break..... n return here in 2minutes..... Lets continue.

001.Besea ------------------ XX 9
002. Bolseas ---------------Pending
003. Deyoola ---------------Pending 13
004. Ebony13 ------------- Welcome 2 our Prince & Princess
005. Florena ----------------XY 4
006. Godmother -------- XX 4
007. Iomoge2 ------------- XX 2
008. Jumayin ------------- XY 15
009. Jummy004 --------- XX 17
010. LadyMessi --------- XX17
011. Lexajen ------------- XX 9
012. Missade ------------- XX 5
013. Mydeporch ------- XY 30
014. Oshey01 ------------- XX 22
015. Phummy1821 ---- XY 16
016. PrincessKF --------- XY 2
017. Princesskiki ------- XY 14
018. Pweetyface --------XX 7
019. Rejoice02 ----------- XX 1
020. Roseval -------------- Pending 11
021. Sweetrie --------------Pending
022. Temmygal25 -------Pending
023. Twogreatnations -- XX XX 7
024. XX01 ------------------- XY 20

Are we back?
Oya twogenerations, come n lead us in a dancable song... waist twisting one o.

#TeamNovemberForSupernaturalPregnancyAndDelivery

May God make it so easy 4 us all as we wait for November.
Amen.

realdentist:

Y laughing at me na

Besea:
I humble today well well. I've been having very irregular cramps( like 4 hours between one and the next) and I have been pooing after every meal since morning, hair I wanted to do today I no come do again,maybe tomorrow. I just went to sleep, I really hope my baby comes this week.

Where's Godmother, PrincessKF? Una don born.

I'm looking Iomoge2 with one kain eye, she will be nairalanding then we wee hear dat she haff born.

Go an do ya hair quickly o.
so thst baby wee not come out n say.... why is ma mama looking like dis

Lol.... u need to see hair of adviser.



The way my pickin chilax inside her duplex.
Kikikikikkkikkkkkki..... She never ready o.
Lol......Na long thing we dey so.

I am eyeing the bottle of castrol oil i bought n didnt use during ttc days....
But i don talk my brain to reset after reading n re-reading mummy Zaynie lines.... the fear of incompetent cervic in another journey is the beginning of wisdom n patience.

Godmother n PrincessKf....oya show face o.

prettmum:
OK teamie, we get you what you want, na made in
China, Dubai or USA, or Philippines or paris or italy or made in Aba you wantooo

She wants made in Turkey

That's how i saw made in turkey naming dress for 12k9h. Male or female

Tiny things baby cannot use one day after naming thsts if it even sizes baby 4 naming. Lol.

So she wants made in Turkey....

Abi Ladivva What ya pretty mama to 2 be say

sugah:
I have been planning to go get a pedicure.......
I'm still planning.
Enjoy your freedom!!!

Dun worry....one day just strap on Ayomide n hit the road



Can u believe i used to think vigilante is staying awake at night.... am a pro at that..... right from school days studying Architecture.

But right now.... i am having a rethink.

Coldfeet:
Lolz ok nah! Na here we dey, when the Vigilante start no come complain o
Pregnancy(without complications) is undoubtedly the EASIEST part of motherhood. I don carry belly four times and raising six shuldren! I no what am talk. Enjoy the freedom now.

Safe delivery.

Chio.....

Wat do i really want now....

Blessedmum:
Haba!it is close-by naa.. ..before you know it d date go come.
My sister vigilante is more real than pregnancy o, plz enjoy your freedom now while it last.

This one is not freedom o.
My belle is like tripplet preggy o.
Chioooo. I want vigilante joor.

enque:
20th is just 2 days away o.

2days

Its close o.
Lol

bolseas:
Lol.... Zoe wants November to.come.early ni? She Wants to open the dance floor for.November babies.

God will make it easy for us all.

Yes o... We don start our sit ups and press ups....

Seat up ke
Wee water not burst?
Haaaaaaaa.
My own exercise na
1. Climb bed
2. Come down
3. Pee
4. Eat
5. Cry out of pity
6. Bath
7. Walk to parlour
8. Press phone
9. Beg doctor
10. Say dh carry me n he goes
11. Dress up go work

Woooo. Anything more, i Will be needing a medal first....lol.

ugochiada2:
@capo feddy is me ugochiada1 I put to birth on 13th BBG through VD I wish other octobers mama a save delivery and congratulations to those that have put to birth. BS later

Cc feddy27

Blessedmum:
Yes o, she is preparing for the grand arrival of her princess on my wedding anniversary day.
Cc iomoge2

Chio... is 22 not far
Can i wait?
Can Zoe wait

Chio.
Pregnancy is real o

BritneyStacy:
Afternoon my e-friends....
I miss you people O ooo.....

Iomoge2 haff you born?
feddy27...haff you born?
Enkaydewdrop. ..I miss you ooo. How is baby J?
Liftedhands Mummy Senior Ekene, how is handsome?
Our able accountant, madam Zaynie i hail oo

Special thanks to hajarahbadmus
She has been specially supportive when I had lactation difficulties ..I can't thank her enough. There has been much improvement now.

Let's keep the thread running. ...

Am still waddling o.
Kikikikikikiki.
Mighty waddling.

E bi like i wan collect the crown of queen of bumps from you o.
Lol

Dem dey beg me to stop work... i no gree.

bolseas:
madam iomoge2, we no see ya brake light o...

i kukuma dey o.

Just waiting everyday... but still working sha.

JUMAYIN:
o Thank God, u are here, been having a lot in mind like its like our cappo is in d labour room...kikikiiiiiiiikiii

Zoe and her numerous edd.
Lol.

Na twist n turn of my inside she dey now.

MIL says its contraction.
Says constant movt is.
I doubt sha....

Na mucor or water or cramps go make me believe... lol

Chio.... every post is a quote.....

November Mamas. ... our roll call is 2moro.

Kisses.

Edited

Dost