₦airaland Forum

yemiosinbajo:
I don't usually insult insult people online, otherwise I know what I would have done considering the first sentence in your comment. But you'll meet your waterloo someday when you interfere in any discourse that is not your business, especially after you must have referred to an infuriated soul as ''half-caste''.

A school where you teach 2-3 years old and is paid as high as you were paid teaching secondary school
ARE ALL SCHOOLS ON THE SAME LEVEL?

Some of you guys on NL dont want to see anything good in anyone. U think every1 is on ur pathetic level.

Yemiosibanjo and friend... go and read Zaynie s post n see.
If you can read 100 post backwards.
Her advise and all
She writes like she is talking to you...like a true teacher. Her words sink in.
She is gifted and detailed.
All the mulatto n afro u r talking of are usual words used by people who stay or work with such pips.
You want her to say oyibo pepper b4 u believe she is real

Abeg swerve joor.

@Zaynie.... please ignore this attention seeking overfed things and keep up your work.

Thats why i love dairy section.... they will just shut up n move on.
See them trying to spoil this tread

Its not y'al fault.... i blame techno.

Florena:
Let me hail my November mamas, how many monicker can I remember self,
D no1 honourable capo. @iomoge2 I so much adore you, hope you are good?
Besea, Bolseas, Jumayin, princesskiki, princessKf, lexajen, Godmother, deyoola, XX01, and all other November mamas hope you are all good?
Ebony13 u are a strong woman, ur joy shall be permanent.

We all good dearie.
I adore u more o

Using your ginger to encourage myself o.

Kikikiki

burticious:
Ok , Thank you Ma

If u suspect the potty.... get her hypo.
And pour it all around it. Inside n every where. Then cover it be4 washing.
She can do the hypo thing every 3days.....

Even in the toilet, she should use hypo to disinfect.
Very good.

Dont feel stressed she is using potty, its wat she is used to.
Mine is tissue paper i lay on every part my body will touch...even if its just i n hubby at home n i disinfect always....

Infection has showed me shege.

hotmomma:
Mamaoo and onegal, thanks so much, wil be one d lookout for that spray and witchhazel. God bless you two. Page bookmarked

Mee sef will look for it tomorrow n keep close by.
Thank you so much mamas.

Tojued:
Onesie is okay but you want to take your baby home in real/outing clothes hence the dress or shirt and trouser.

Okies.... packed nice dress 4 dat.
Was just thinking of the delivery room cloth.

Thankx much

Godmother:
Mamas in the house pls who knows anything about natural inducement (abi na induction)? I'll be 36 weeks tomorrow and the tin is not funny anymore o. The pain ehn , no be here o; from severe backache to crippling waist pain, and then this pain between my jajaina that makes it seem like the tin wants to drop of, then my anus too.

My mom told me some months back that she induced with castor oil mixed with lime. I reminded her recently and she has been begging me not to try it. I also read of a woman online who induced her 3 pregnancies with casto oil and went into labour within 30 minutes. Who has tried it?

Much as I want my lo to come out I don't want anything that will harm her in the slightest. If castor oil is bad what alternatives can I use. I was born at 36 weeks so I feel its not too early for my lo to come out.

Mamas pls don't jump and pass o.

Ma'am Zaynie
Mitchyy
Blessedmum
Iomoge2
All other sabi mamas

PS
I don waka tire. I started taking walks of 30 minutes from 34weeks and increased it to an hour. I dance a lot, try to stay active, still no show.

We are in d same shoes o.
Spoke to my doctor about inducing at 38weeks n he refused saying 10days past due date is the norm. Except for medical reasons.....

Please lets be patient.
Dont worry... it will be over soon n our kids will be in our arms..... and we would moss being pregnant.

pheesayor:
there's a must have, inner wear that has the navel area open because of the cord. I hope this helps.

Kk.
Will look 4 it.
Cos i suspected.
Thanks much.

I have singlet n pant.... is it good

ubiR:
I just got treated for malaria after been admitted for it. Before then, I had low bp of 80/60 but before I left on Saturday, it normalize. So I dont know what else am already registered for ante natal as we are getting to 16wks. Like right now, I feel pains all over. She also adviced I got lucozade boost to help.
Thanks for the advice.

If ur bp is low, u will be dizzy.
Put a pinch of salt in ur water b4 drinking.

Check ur pcv too. Very important.
Locozade is temporary.
By 16weeks u should be strong.

napa:
Thanks. I am indeed getting really tired. I just feel if I were some wild girls he won't try what he's been doing. Love is getting a bit cold. I hope I will be able to put up with this longer

Show him u can be wild toooooo

Look for an old friend n chat up let him see it n say its nothing n truely its nothing...

Or when next u catch him, let him know u cant n wont continue.
U r being too cool headed.


Me?
I will start saving seriously n making craxy demands to save too...
He will have a rethink when he suspects ur plans.
Dress more, change wat u can... snap more... change dp. ... let him be very attracted again n actlike its nothing.

Becareful of infections sha if u r sure he is cheating.... if i am sure, i will nice up n refuse conjugal duties except he has a condom or two on.... he will think well.

If its too much, take a walk.
U have ur kids to love

firsttymum:
Thank God.
It will clear on it own.. U won't even see traces ...
Powder paste works like magic and it's safe considering the baby won't inhale powder

Powder paste like mixing any powder with water Dats all?
Wao.
Oya type of powder advisable please.

ubiR:
Pls sabi mamas help me out on this one especially those who didn't space their babies. I took in 3months after a still birth and I have not been myself. Always weak and can't stand for too long. An elderly sister just told me today that its the things mothers go through when babies aren't spaced that the body hasn't fully adjusted. pls how true is it?

Check your blood levels n check 4 malaria.
Chevk your bp too.
Just go to the hospital and see a doctor even if u r not ready for antenatal.

My friend only saw one period after losing a baby at birth. And she waa fine.
Truly its not easy but 3months is enough to recover.
Check those i listed, try n eat well (esp fruits n vegis) n take prenatals.
This child has come to stay in Jesus name.

Hugs.

comtem2011:
Is what your baby will wear after grand entrance and clean up. that sleep suit is okay, cap, mitten, then go with ur shawl/thick or light flannel.

Okies.... thank u so much.
Cc
Mitzilifestyle

comtem2011:
Is what your baby will wear after grand entrance and clean up. that sleep suit is okay, cap, mitten, then go with ur shawl/thick or light flannel.

Okies.... thank u so much.

burticious:
Helloo everybody! Just coming to register after months of looking for admission here, DW is currently 5weeks, we hope mamas in the house accept us, we are first timers. Location is Ilorin, Kwara state

Yipeee. Congratulations Papa
Happy Nine Months to wifey.

Welcome.
Team wat are you.... so we can start looking for your captain.

Cherrymum1, come o.... from TTC tread.

Blessedmum:
Congrats once again Ebony13, d devil is a failure and will continue to fail over our lives.
Sabi Mamas abeg I get question, what's the difference between spinal and general anesthesia as regards CS?

GA will make u sleep
Spinal will just numb pains and u will be awake.

ekeminiabasi:
Now this name thing is bringing serious issues btw us. He said i'm a woman and have no say in a child's name cos d child is his. A child I suffered to have after 4yrs of ttc and 3mc's o. His mom has been backing him up too. I asked my mom to talk to him,cos my parents are so dissapointed@him. He told my mom not to interfere in our lives. My dad who never really liked his tribe is now saying he regrets accepting my hubby. For 2onths now,our home has been something else. I am so unhappy,especially as its his mom's wish he's putting before mine. I don't know what to do. My parents have boycotted him,but he's still insistent on this name. I've begged him,threatened him,still he's adamant. What do I do? Do I go and do the birth cert myself and put d names I want and face d consequences? He's planning to do it next week. I can't stand that christian 2nd name. HELP!!!!!

But its you who suggested the Christian name too. You should be fine with it.

Since he agrees to add your tribal name even as third on d cert... no problems. Let peace reign.

In yoruba land, its really the man that has the right to all that and owns the child since he married you.
Dunno if ur husband is yoruba.

The english name i bear today was added as an after tout on my birth certificate... its even in bracket. My parents too are Delta-ibo n yoruba. My cert has no delta name but my mum tells all her kids their deltan names n we use it although not officially.
I call myself the delta name n added it to my wedding invitation. And it was d name everyone was calling even if its my mum thats deltan. I also dressed deltan sef during trads n my mum was too happy.

And know that nobody can stop you from calling your child what you want.
They can write anything in any arrangment n u call the baby wat u want.
And d child would grow up with the name.
And the name would still be on d certificate. just ensure its spelt correctly.

Dont stress it mama. Let peace reign.... take it easy n make peace.
Tell him its ok. He should write it how he wants but please put your tribal name on it since he has agreed to it. The arrangement of d name is no biggy.

Your child can grow up and use your tribal name, English name n his surname n there is nothing he will do.

The only issue i have with names is to ensure my husband doesnt name my child the name of his exes.... hehehehehehehe.
Thats when we would do naming over n over n tear certificate over n over....
Am jealous like dat.

Mamas i have a question
My delivery list says baby dress.

Please which one is baby dress.
Is it because of cord?
Me i got those ones with clip under the legs... onesie or so. (Sleep suit)
Should i get something else Thats all thats disturbing me now.

Mamas i have a question
My delivery list says baby dress.

Please which one is baby dress.
Is it because of cord?
Me i got those ones with clip under the legs... onesie or so.
Should i get something else Thats all thats disturbing me now.

My question is what will be my take home after 5, 10 or 20years.

I got current info on bonds from trade unit of a bank.
Will post.
I cant read and decode myself. -pregnancy brain.
Anyone who does please break it down.

Cc
Onegai helovesme soonest alphahandmaiden mitchy enkaydewdrop and every mama...


[b]Good Day,

FGN Bonds are debt instruments issued by the Federal Government of Nigeria as a vehicle to raise funds for capital projects. The FGN bond market is divided into primary and secondary market. The secondary trades daily with maturities ranging from 2yrs-20yrs bonds.


The standard trading volume for FGN Bond at the secondary market is N100mn. Clients who want to invest less than this amount can access the market via the monthly primary market auction conducted by the Debt Management Office (DMO) on behalf of the Federal Government. At the last auction on the 14th September 2016, there was a re-opening of the 5yr- Jul 2021(new-issue), 10yr- 2026 and 20yr FGN 2036, stop rates was at 15.143%, 15.5357% and 15.5974% for the bonds. There will be another auction in October 7th

At the auction, the (DMO) determines volumes sold and the rate its sells to all investors so we only give an indication on the outcome of the auction and this is based on our experience and market trends. It’s important to note that bonds are quoted in yields terms i.e. (effective interest rate) which is different from discount rate quoted on Treasury bills. Minimum subscription for bond auction is N100, 000.00.


If you bid at the auction at a rate lower than the stop rate, you will be sold to at the stop rate. Please note that unlike Treasury bills you cannot pre-liquidate and interest is not upfront. There is always and accrued interest and premium paid if you are buying from the market, a bond that was reopened.


Bonds is Ideal for investors with long term investment horizon as it offers a stable (coupon payment) cash flow every 6 months and the principal investment is also recouped at end of investment period. Most of the FGN bonds in issue are premium bonds unlike treasury bills that are purely discount instrument so the client will pay more to acquire the security.


Treasury will advise if the bid was successful. The customer is expected to make funds available on the auction day.


All FGN bonds are held on a custodianship bases at a fee on behalf of the client by our approved custodian (Diamond Pension Fund Custodian). If you are interested in participating in next month’s auction, kindly send an instruction through your branch some days before the auction for easy collation and processing.[/b]

@Ebony13

I just read through now.
We bless God for victory at last.
The devil is a liar.

God bless your little ones.
Everything they would ever need would be in abundance.
Amen

Hugs.

mitchyy:
On behalf of enkaydewdrop and mitchyy, some cuties say hello.

Baby Hansel meets Baby Jay!!!

Hansel in blue, Jay in Pink

houstonia:
Early this year My lil sister (Nwachukwu Chinwe ) a first-class graduate of AUN , (currently in the UK, Coventry University precisely for an MBA) was nominated amongst other British and European students to audition for a photoshoot which was to be used as the official CU London Campus poster.

She woke up this morning only to find out the poster was out and her face was selected. She has been so surprised as she wasn't expecting to be selected not just because she's black but because she's Nigerian without any British affiliation lol. I guess favoritism isn't as pronounced in the UK as it is in Nigeria.

Do u know how much Nigerians spend in UK schooling?

Naming ceremony...

I love

LadyMessi:
Hello mamas in the house, pls join me as I thigh the knot with my one and only heartthrob, bae of life, Hot pal, permanent boy friend, the father of my future children..................... On 8th October 2016, @Grand Arena mile 50 Abakaliki, Ebonyi state.



Cc iomoge2 and my wonderful November mamas, you all are specially invited.

Awwwww see lovely gap tooth

Happy Married life dearie.
So happy 4 u.

Dance well and enjoy your day o.

Congratulations Sugarcanebaby and Feddy27.

God bless n keep the little ones.

Amen.

My mum says a man should love n a woman should submit.
So if u find a man u can submit to and u sure he loves u crazy... then u r good.


But me, i say lemme have 10% love for him. Not irritiated by him and his love is 120%... we r fine.

See something?
Thr comment that followed got me in stiches... lmao