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BritneyStacy:
He is very much in order. On your EDD, you are believed to be exactly 40 weeks pregnant. ...

U don't get ma point.
He said the last scan they did...
We know edd changes most time as pregnancy progresses

Hence I advised him to check the edd on d scan done within 11-14 weeks of pregnancy for the correct edd or confirmation ..

Congratulations amhappy

cherrymum1:
*dances into thread, two hands raised to the lord with tambourine on one hand and shekere on d other singing "Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus!, Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus!!!". Sisters Praaiiiiiisseeeeee Master Jesus!!! Just did PT and it is whooping Negative o. I'm dancing shoki, ethighi, komole, atilogwu! Bad belle sisters join me in d dance o......proudmum38, Zaynie, fortius, orirebaby

Dancing with you.
But Lamzy is old enough to have aburo na. .
Let's go back n start looking for Aunty Flo

Oga OMOTOWO.
Are u really sure wifey is 40weeks today cos you mentioned last scan giving today as edd.

Please check Wat scan done between 11-14weeks said to be sure....

For Cs. It's not a death sentence.
However your faith would stand for you.

Just see a doctor and not the midwives again.
Hope it's a hospital o.

Safe delivery to wifey n we await your testimony n birth story.

The site ain't opening.

Prayer Points for Pregnant Woman

1. We thank You Heavenly Father for conception and for the pregnancy so far, so glorious. (Psalm 128:3)

2. We thank God because God is able to keep whatever is committed into His hands, even all of us in this family, including our expected baby in Jesus Christ Name. (2 Timothy 1:12)

3. O God whose work is beyond human calculations and comprehension, take control of this pregnancy in all ramification in Jesus Christ Name. (Ecclesiastes 11:5)

4. O God, perfect every formation (bones,, joints and all parts) of this foetus in Jesus Christ Name, Amen! (Ecclesiastes 11:5)


5. Father, we have confidence in You and we declare thou God of all powers will perfect all that concerns our expected baby(ies) in the powerful Name of Jesus Christ! (Phil. 1:6)

6. The day of delivery of our baby(ies) shall come to pass perfectly, bringing forth joy and celebration in Jesus Christ Name. (Isaiah 66:5)

7. Whatever needs to open on the day of delivery shall open easily in Jesus Christ Name. (Isaiah 66:7)

8. I am not an Egyptian woman, the lot of Egyptian women shall not be my lot in Jesus Christ Name. (Exodus 1:19)

9. I am a bonafide child of God, the blood of Jesus runs in my veins, I am living and lively, therefore, I shall deliver safely in Jesus Christ Name. (Exodus 1:19)

10. I overcome every evil associated with delivery by the blood of Jesus Christ. (Revelation 12:11)

11. My wife shall put to bed like the Hebrews women, to God’s glory in Christ Jesus, Amen!

12. The doctors, nurses and other health workers that shall attend to me shall be filled with the Spirit of God and shall be helpful, not antagonistic towards me, in Jesus Christ Name, I pray. (Exodus 1:21)

13. I pray that the blood of Jesus will purify the delivery room and every instrument that will be used for my delivery in Jesus Christ Name, I pray. (1 John 1:7)

14. Father Lord, I thank You for the assurance of answered prayers in Jesus Christ Name, Psalm 95:2

15. Father Lord, we desire that in this pregnancy, delivery and every other aspect of my family life, You will take control and take all the glory in Jesus Christ Name (Philippians 4:20)

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sugah:
Thanks dear.
Yea.... The journey was quite stressful.
Id try and get something for the sinus. The cough was chesty cough but it seems to have cleared after the ginger tea... still taking warm water tho. Hot water showers have been a life saver.
Seems you are on night duty?

no o
I slept late.
Did my last night already.

So happy.

Congratulations goldenchild2015.

Happy Nine months.
No dues for you.
You are a special mama.

@zaynie.
You wee look else where for that dream of having a new phone.

*Runsouttatread

sugah:


Thanks dear. I might have to check for over the counter cough syrup. Problem now is catarrh don join the equation

I think it's cold n stress from the journey.
Please rest n rest some more.
Cover up
The put boiling water in a bowl, put Robb n cover your head in with a towel.
Inhale the steam.

Bath with hot water too.
Pele.

If it's mucus cough, talk to your doctor about robbitsum or so, that one we use during ttc. It's very good.

Pele dear.

cherrymum1:
Aaaahhhh see d pesin I call my Leo friend....hmmmm....instead of u to tell Zoe to check her room if I left it there d last time i visited, u are lavving. Ok Na...... You want groundnut?? Kikikikikikikikiii

Is boiled corn I want.... .

Am epping u na. See me carrying "olode" torch upandan.

limsycutey:
For mamas interested in buying electric pumps, buy lansinoh or medela. They are very good and popular brands and you won't see many fakes. My sister bought lansinoh and it served her well (I bought their breastpads too and they were great) she bought the type with two bottles and was able to feed her baby with breastmilk exclusively for six months even though she went back to work when he was three months old. I don't have an idea of the prices sha, you can check jumia and konga.

As for me,i got manual sha (Avent), got it for 6500 in 2013. Thank God I didn't waste money on electric breast pump cos my daughter refused to take bottle, she was always pushing it out of her mouth. This time around, I've brought out my manual pump again, if he doesn't reject bottle (I pray he doesn't o), then I can invest in electric.

I got Nubi feeding set, steriliser n all.
They claimed it's d best since the imitation is less.
My SIL attested to it saying it's an American brand n very good.

I hope I won't regret sha.

sugah:
You mamas should wake me up when you are done with your music show talk.

Una well done

They shu call me back from lala land when they finish. Lol.

I can't deal with TV again after all I do with computers n phones.. Lol

Pele sugah. The cough will go.
Baby is fine inside so fret not.

The tin is not to still be coughing when he arrives.

Besea,,, hugs....

Don worry next bay is with Lo n u wee have fun.

Hugs dear

#Teamnovember

cherrymum1:
Abeg make Una no vex o. Ayam looking for my AF o. I say make I quick check here if I drop am here. If una see am abeg make Una pm am back to me o. I dey find am seriously.
*whistles on and moves on to check elsewhere while throwing groundnut into mouth*

*runsb4shepullsmybobbi*

banmee:
For some reason I suck when it comes to jollof rice and fried rice. This weekend, I made it my mission in life to cast away my demons on this issue. Believe it or not, I made multiple pots of it with each one ending in disaster. Finally I ended up with this;

Tell us what u don't like about those ones n we would advise u how to avoid it.

A secret I learnt with fried rice.... Seasoning cubes....... Wao. It made a whole lot of difference. I even put the cubes in the initial oil n onion. N add when frying. also add when cooking d rice.

Let's know ur challenges, we are here to assist one another.

nkkystel:
Naeto is 5 months old!

See his expression. Priceless

He is already a grown man. Hehehheheheheh.
Dragging pillow with Mum.

Keep up the good job Momma.

HerteEnUke26:
Hello mamas, how are we all doing, shey the ministry is moving
I honestly dunno y this creature is torturing me, na vigilante I dey so ooo. Please can we just skip august already cos honestly am tired ..... But sha God is our strength.

Please don't be tired.
This is Love.
A prove that baby is fine.
Please hold on and don't complain I beg of u.

Right now, I can give anything in the world to have my baby kick me constantly.
That to me is to say Mama am doing well here.

Pele dear.
July is fast and soon, your bundle of Joy would be here.

Hugs.

Adeime:
Hello mommas for those of us looking for excercises to do,so I went for my ANC today and Dr recommended the following squats-5 minutes,jogging (with knee raised high)-5 minutes, touch your toe-5 minutes. When I complained on VJ pain he said it's cos I'm not using it he recommended regular sex too
Please consult with your doctor's first so he will advise when to start as im a July momma. Safe delivery to us all . amen

We are advised to do "my head, my shoulder, my knees, my toes......" at my place of antenatal. Like slowly first then very fast. From 14weeks.
Then when bending down, becos of bump, we can open our legs...

Thank you for this Adeime.

Adeime:
Tnx iomoge so after buying that travel cot I'd get a mattress to use in it right

Yes o.
U will
The cot even comes in one small carton like that.

Peeping cherrymum1...

*runsouttatread*

Who wants edikankong without periwinkle o.

@ayatiraj. Please be patient and reject the report.

That early they only see the heart flickering and they have to look very well.

That's why I don't encourage early scan.
Just be a little patient please 2-4 weeks is OK.

And not everyone has symptoms, so jot vomiting means nothing.

From day one, I can't ever remembering being nauseous, I only force vomit because of heartburn so don't bother...
Keep taking your prenatals n pray for your baby always.

Adeime:
Thanks a bunch teamies

U have to buy it.
From market it's like 2k5 I got.
From vitaform it's 7k.

Depends on your budget n pocket but be sure of the size of the bed first before going to vitaform.

The vita form is as thick as student bed while the market own is half the student bed thickness.

tyconcepts:
I just saw a video of a C-section out of curiosity.... Can't believe this was what I went through for Mofe.... I practically cried through out and still in the mood to cry some more.


Papa Mofe must see this video when he gets back home.....He gats double the bride price he paid.

Jeez, I went to watch one just now.
The layers upon layers cutting.



Things women go through.

shady45:
how does mmm generate 30% to pay participants?


This is a question that can never stop being asked. I have tried explaining this to severally persons BUT its like "magic" to so many. I understand everyone's fears that's why I will break it all down further mathematically below.


Let's say,


100 donations came in from 100 participants @2,000naira each = 200,000naira


In order for the 100 donations to be paid their 30%, that means 60,000naira extra donations must come in.


The BIG QUESTION is then how?


Here it is:-
The 60,000naira would come in through:-


Firstly
(1) Regular GH and re-PH from the 100 donations done by the participants.


Here is d maths:-
50 participants GH all their earnings + Principal donation = 130,000naira.


Total left over PH balance = 70,000naira


The remaining 50 then needs 60,000naira to get their own 130,000naira paid too.


The first 50 paid 130,000naira total then re-PH back their 100,000naira (maybe keeping back their total profit of 30,000naira)


That then adds up to the 70,000naira available to pay the 50 participants left (130,000naira).


++ So, the cycle continues on and on for as long as the principle of Regular GH and re-PH remains!!! +++


This is just d same Principle Banks work with. That is why it is possible for just a deposit to serve 10 - 20 withdrawals.


And they pay you little interests for using your money to keep the redistribution process going!!


Secondly


(2.) New donations coming in through participants referring others to the community. This keeps the system consistently growing!! Every business (offline/online) needs new sales to survive..


Always remember that in mmm there is


++ No Company Account!! Mavrodi can't wake up one day and ghost off with the money since we are not paying to his account.


++ You bank account/bitcoin wallet is mmm's account.


In mmm it is not a must to refer before you can earn! But if you do refer, you will earn 10% referal bonus on what your referrals provide as help


So having read and need more clarification on this, feel free to contact me via Whatsapp: 08110594681


Also visit the Official site of mmm by clicking here


Stop crying around saying you dont have a job or your salary is not sufficient, even if its sufficient you can be a participant.


Together we change the world.

Evidence or adonbiliveit

Omoluabi16:
awww.. I feel your pain. But do not give up on him, absolutely no one is beyond redemption.you went on about some luxury stuff there. Was your brother ever starved of money? or the 'I get what I want ' while growing up?Last child/only son?


who am I to even judge your parents, after all you came out fine. he'll change.

Last child but he has an elder brother who is 5years older but one year older in academics because that one had to do Nd here n IJMb for Uni-ilorin.
The brother came out fine too. In a class of 70 something only 15graduated without a carry over and he was one of them with a 2.1.
Well, I think the baby of the house thinks life is fair. Since everything is given to him on a plater of gold.
He never suffered like me n his elder brother (am d first) who even had to hawk pure water n become factory workers /sales girl boy to ensure the factory grew.

Honestly, I have lost interest in his cause.....
Someone who can't help in anything but has d guts to call n ask for monthly recharge card to subscribe n ask for weekly transport n upkeep to galivant around Town.

Lemme stop talking cos it hurts.....

omofabulous:
Is not a sin for parents to scold their children but doing it right is what matters, beating doesn't change a child but turns him/her into an animal

The one u don't beat that's an animal nko

My SIL has been a medical doctor for over 10years n her mum still slaps her when she misbehaves or is about to.

My mum inclusive.
She still does what is needed.

U r never too grown for your parents.
Read my earlier post n see if u were d parent of the boy, what will u do?

GloryIsaac:
Where do i start this ??

Well, i and a group of friends headed to a friends house yesterday to talk about certain things ahead of the evening service which was scheduled to hold by 4 pm.... on getting there, we noticed he was always touching a particular part of his head, on enquiry we found out that he got a beating from his mum the previous night because he came back late around 7pm which led to a disagreement between them.... We couldn't hold back the laughter , though it didn't last long because it led to an arguement on whether his mum was right to still be beating a nigga who would be clocking 23 or 24 this year (not so sure about his age though, but i know he's past 21) .

I'm fully aware that this niggas parents are strict and are really good at dishing out serious beatings since the days of adam and eve, my dad quit beating me when i clocked 13 so i find it really amusing to see a guy in his early twenties still getting some touches from his mum....
Decided to bring it to NL in order to know you guys opinion on this.....

And at what age did you get your last beating ??

Cc RoyalRoy

Imagine a son you sent to school with a fees of 1.5million a year, comes back after his mates graduated and tell u he was told to leave because he didn't pass. This happened in year two n he continued collecting your money without saying.

This is someone whose accommodation is 400k yearly, feeding and all that over 300k yearly and he is studying Aeronautical Engineering.... This course is not in Nigeria so u had to source foreign currency to send him to school.

He finally comes back and at 22 bringing all sort of girls to your house when u go out claiming he is a pastor. Not knowing that without schooling he can't be a respected pastor.

When all he is interested in is carrying women n breaking up with them. The girls are even wiser n have all gone to date serious guys.

Someone who refused to follow you to your place of work where you make money to send him to school - Pure water factory - instead sleeps at home all day.

Someone who before you open mouth to talk to, he says it's his life.

Someone who has no respect for anyone.....

Please o, is it not to arrange better beating for him?
Or what else can u do?

Now he claims he has seen another school in UK.
Whereas he wasted your money schooling in Ghana (KNUST) with nothing to show for it.
Ghana that was easier to pop into.
Now it's UK that u may not see him for another 50years he is gunning for.

Well, I have told him, he can go n sell his kidney to go to UK
I am done assisting my parents to send him to school.
Smh.

Princesskiki:
Happy Birthday Beautiful PrincessKF, may God bless and keep you in this new year. Many more happy years to you and your twinny.

Been a while.
Thanks for popping in.

Have u checked sex of baby?
How are u faring? We miss u.
Please come more often and say hi welcome or congratulations.

bobo65:
Guess it's a branded phone ryt?
Whatsapp me 070******77

Thank you so much.

God bless you real good.
I am very grateful.
Thank you.