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Jokes EtcChidinma Mskedike Taken To Rehab After Consuming Smirnoff Ice by ionaira(op): 4:23pm On Nov 10, 2013
Information reaching Hot Swen has it that the Kedike crooner has been taken to a rehab at Lekki after drinking half-can of Smirnoff Ice at a club yesterday.
Chidinma who is known as a mummy’s girl neither drinks nor smokes. Unlike most of her colleagues, she is a very reserved person.
Chidinma wanted to form “bad girl” last night after being taunted by her friends; calling her a baby and mummy’s girl. She decided to hit the popular HS bar and lounge at the Lekki area of Lagos with her friends, to prove to them that she was a big girl.
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Jokes EtcYou Can Now Use Videos As Profile Pictures. by ionaira(op): 12:31am On Nov 09, 2013
Hot Swen technology reports show that people can now use videos as their profile pictures. There is a common saying “A picture is worth a thousand words” but I believe a video is worth more than a million words.

Technology has now made it possible to use videos as your profile picture on Facebook, display picture on BBM, avatar on twitter and all other social platforms.
Subscribers who have started using the new profile video feature claim it is the best thing technology has done for them.
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Jokes EtcU-17 World Cup – Golden Eaglets To Swear At Mexican Shrine. by ionaira(op): 12:15am On Nov 09, 2013
The Nigeria team defeated the Mexican team three goals to nil today at the Saudi Arabia Stadium to emerge as the winners of the U-17 world cup. The Mexican team however, believes the Golden Eaglets cheated by faking their ages and using African charms.
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Jokes EtcOduah Contacted Me Personally Before She Purchased Those Bulletproof Cars - Jame by ionaira(op): 10:00am On Nov 08, 2013
The United States of America in a press statement read by the secretary of states yesterday, stated that they were solidly behind Nigeria’s Aviation minister, Stella Oduah. U.S citizens believe Nigeria is very unsafe and the aviation minister has the right to protect herself.
Here is what American actor, James Bond had to say

Jokes EtcWizkid’s Son Attacks Peter Psquare’s Son On Twitter by ionaira(op): 9:53am On Nov 08, 2013
Twitter is now a battle field for Nigerian celebrities. Just recently, Ghanaian actress, Yvvone Nelson, tactically insulted BBA winner, Karen Igho on twitter calling her “the girl with the fake breasts”. Two days ago, Don Jazzy and Wande Coal were involved in a very serious twitter fight which resulted in the replacement of Wande Coal with Ebenezer Obey.
Today, it’s the battle of the kids that is making the headline. Boluwatife, the five year old son of Nigerian superstar, Ayo Balogun popularly known as Wizkid went on twitter to pour out his anger on Camaron for stealing his girlfriend. Camaron is the four year old son of Peter, one of the Psquare twins.
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Jokes EtcMavin Records Kicks Out Wande Coal, Signs Ebenezer Obey by ionaira(op): 9:29pm On Nov 06, 2013
Following the war of words which occurred between Africa’s black diamond, Wande Coal and Don Jazzy yesterday, the Mavin Record crew headed by Don Jazzy has taken a rather smart decision.

Don Jazzy has complained bitterly about musicians stealing his songs without giving him any credit. He went on twitter yesterday to pour out some of his anger on Wande Coal. Wande however, didn’t find this funny at all and immediately replied Don Baba J, telling him he can’t stop him.
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Jokes EtcWTF Aliko Dangote Acquires 50 Million Dollars Gold Fish by ionaira(op): 8:56pm On Nov 06, 2013
News reaching Hot Swen News network has it that African billionaire, Alhaji Aliko Dangote just made a crazy luxury purchase.
The billionaire is reported to be the 43rd richest person in the world according to Forbes magazine. He also recently made it into the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful people in the world, emerging at the 64th position.
When Hot Swen news correspondent, Sheau Ibrahim, contacted Aliko Dangote, he said...
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Jokes EtcUnclad Photos Of Unilag Student Leaks Online by ionaira(op): 11:19am On Nov 06, 2013
Nude Photos of Unilag Student Leaks Online
Wow, what was she thinking? How would she send here nude pictures to Wizkid !!!...

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Jokes EtcASUU STRIKE Update: Solution Finally Congrats Students by ionaira(op): 9:32pm On Nov 05, 2013
The federal government of Nigeria met with the academic staff union of universities yesterday at the presidential villa. In attendance at the meeting were the president of Nigeria, Dr Goodluck Jonathan, the vice president, Alhaji Sambo, The first lady, Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan and the leadership of ASUU and NLC.
Thanks to the quick intervention of the first lady at the thirteenth hour, a lasting solution was proffered.
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Jokes EtcAki And Pawpaw To Undergo Height Surgery For New Movie by ionaira(op): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2013
Nollywood actors, Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme popularly known as Aki and PawPaw are known for their funny roles in African movies. Despite being full adults, when the duo started their career, they usually played the roles of little kids in movies because of their height and looks. As time went on, they started acting as adults in movies.
Aki is thirty four years old and Pawpaw is thirty one even though they both look like ten year olds.
Top Nollywood producer/director, Tchidi Chikere, has invited Osita and Chinedu over to the United States to be the stars of his new blockbuster movie which will be premiered in Las Vegas, USA next year.
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Jokes EtcQueen Elizabeth Confirmed Pregnant- Fingers Point At 2face by ionaira(op): 3:42pm On Nov 05, 2013
The queen of England, HRM Queen Elizabeth the 2nd, was confirmed pregnant this morning. The Buckingham Palace spokesman, Mr Jack Robinson, told Hot Swen correspondent that the Queen was feeling feverish this morning and her personal doctor was invited over.
Dr Richards who was also the personal doctor to the late king of Pop, Michael Jackson carried out series of tests on the queen before confirming her pregnant. Other doctors were also invited to carry out tests on the Queen and the pregnancy tests all came out positive.
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Jokes EtcHot Swen Top Ten Halloween Costumes by ionaira(op): 10:18pm On Nov 03, 2013

Jokes EtcBBA Winner Dilish And Edo State Governor Weds Secretly by ionaira(op): 10:05pm On Nov 03, 2013
The Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshimole yesterday had a secret wedding with Dilish. Gov. Oshiomole said he had not been able to get the BBA winner off his mind ever since he first saw her on TV.
The governor said he made up his mind to marry her even before he met her in person .
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Jokes EtcBiography: Nicki Minaj Exposed by ionaira(op): 9:54pm On Nov 03, 2013
Veronica Tanya Maraj Obasanjo was born on December 8th, 1982 (31 years). She is popularly known by her stage name Nicki Minaj. Nicki is third daughter of Nigeria’s former president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo.
Veronica is a Nigerian–born American rapper, singer, actress, song writer and TV personality. Born in Oriyomi Maternity Hospital, Abeokuta Ogun State and raised in Ibadan, Oyo State, she started singing Yoruba songs in the Methodist church, Ibadan.
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Jokes EtcBlackberry Users Take To Street To Protest Against BBM On Android by ionaira(op): 12:29am On Nov 03, 2013
BlackBerry Limited, formerly known as Research In Motion Limited (RIM), went into a partnership with Android Inc , Apple Inc and Nokia Limited some months ago and made the blackberry messenger available on the android, ios and nokia ovi operating systems.

The original blackberry users have been furious ever since they started noticing their rivals on these other platforms on their BBM contact lists. The president of the BlackBerry Users Association of Africa (BUAA), Mr Donald Babatunde spoke with Hot Swen News correspondents. “ I am very angry with BlackBerry Limited, how can they allow our worst enemies to be enjoying BBM without using a blackberry. This is not fair at all; the BBM was our only pride now everybody is on BBM. The most annoying part of it is that Techno users too are using BBM. We will fight this with the last drops of our bloods”.
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Jokes EtcUEFA Champions League To Stop In 2014 by ionaira(op): 12:20am On Nov 03, 2013
The Fifa president, Sepp Blatter , made a shocking announcement this morning . Blatter said, the Federation of International Football Association (FIFA) has come up with a decision to stop the UEFA championship games by 2014.
This decision was reached after several meetings among FIFA top officials and top fans. Statistics have shown that fans all over the world die every year during the UEFA championship competitions due to excessive celebration of victory or rivalry among fans.
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Jokes Etc75 Year Old Stowaway Man Found On Airplane’s Wing by ionaira(op): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2013
A 75 year old man was found on the wings of a Boeing-747 British Airways airplane this morning. The Plane took off from the Muritala Muhammed Airport, Ikeja at about 7:00am today from Nigeria to the United Kingdom.
Everything seemed normal, the passengers were checked in and the plane took off right on time.
A few hours into the flight, the assistant pilot noticed some movements on the left wing of the plane. He initially thought it was a big vulture or a massive eagle until a passenger saw the man’s face and quickly raised an alarm.
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Jokes EtcMust Read: How To Kill A Witch by ionaira(op): 10:32pm On Oct 30, 2013
This is an article everyone should read. We all know the world we live in is controlled by supernatural powers and there are so many supernatural beings. Some are good while others are evil. A witch according to Hot Swen spiritual dictionary is a supernatural being who is known for evil deeds.
The reason why you failed your exam is not because you partied all night instead of studying, it’s because of a witch in your village.
The question that arises is how do we kill these wicked supernatural beings? Here is a simple procedure you can’t get anywhere else.
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Jokes EtcOlamide Appointed Deputy Governor Of Lagos State. by ionaira(op): 10:08pm On Oct 30, 2013
The Eniduro crooner was seen celebrating with fans as Governor Fashola appointed him as his Deputy. Olamide who was born on the 15th of March 1989, hails from Osun state. He grew up in Lagos and started his music career also in Lagos, the name Olamide has become a house hold name.
According to Governor Fashola, Olamide is the best candidate for the seat of the deputy governor because he claims to be the voice of the street.
Full Story >> http://www.hotswen.com/2013/10/olamide-appointed-deputy-governor-of.html

Jokes EtcKcee-limpopo Appointed Minister Of Petroleum Resources by ionaira(op): 9:49pm On Oct 30, 2013
The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr GEJ, yesterday announced Kcee Limpopo as the Honourable Minister of Petroleum Resources. The former minister is said to have resigned from office two days ago to pursue her career in acting which has always been her childhood dream after getting a letter from Afro Candy to feature in her new movie. Following this sudden development, the President had to immediately appoint a new Minister For Petroleum Resources, and as we all know, the most qualified person is Kcee.
Full Story http://www.hotswen.com/2013/09/kcee-limpopo-appointed-minister-of.html

Jokes EtcD'banj Deported From Paris, France by ionaira(op): 9:18pm On Oct 30, 2013
News reaching H.S is that popular hip-hop celebrity D'banj was deported from Paris, France back to Nigeria Today.
D'banj was in Paris on an invitation from Hennessy to be the sole ambassador of the brand some days ago. Our H.S correspondent who was present in Cognac when D'Banj was kicked out revealed to us that the koko master got drunk after consuming several glasses of Hennessy and started to chase Sophie, the 19 year old daughter of the French President who happens to be a big fan of D'Banj.
Full Story : http://www.hotswen.com/2013/09/dbanj-deported-from-paris-france.html

CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Linda Ikeji Rocking An Indian Attire by ionaira(f): 3:22am On Oct 28, 2013
nice
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga Bares It All On Stage! Viewers Discretion Is Adviced by ionaira(f): 3:19am On Oct 28, 2013
lmao . Check out my signature for the craziest stuffs
PhonesRe: BBM Nt Working On Ur 2.3.6(gingerbread),,,anyone??? by ionaira(f): 3:18am On Oct 28, 2013
bbm isn't working on my samsung galaxy tab. Check my signature tho.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid and Girlfriend Tania Omotayo Chilling At Home-Photo by ionaira(f): 3:07am On Oct 28, 2013
Nice one wiz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mysterious Winner Takes Earth Messages In Brazil, London And New York by ionaira(f): 3:05am On Oct 28, 2013
Wow
omicron: Eleven Men dressing as below and making strange signs during the match appeared at Bayern's Home Match yesterday. All bore the hashtag message, #WINNERTAKESEARTH! Strange, but interesting.
Jokes EtcASUU STRIKE : Pope Francis Threatens To Resign by ionaira(op): 2:55am On Oct 28, 2013
In a worldwide mass hosted by Pope Francis today in Rome to celebrate the World Mission Sunday, he expressed great sadness concerning the current situation of Nigeria. The Pope said he was greatly displeased with the way the country is being ruled by President Jonatha...
Full Story http://www.hotswen.com/2013/10/ASUU-strike-pope-threatens-to-resign.html"

Jokes EtcActress Tonto Dikeh Acquires Private Jet by ionaira(op): 2:44am On Oct 24, 2013
Beautiful actress Tonto Dikeh shared pictures of her new private jet on instagram today, with the #tag “New plane things”. The light skin actress is known for her bad girl roles in Nollywood movies. Hot Swen newspapers correspondent, Joy Obi, was able to ask Tonto AKA Poko some questions over the phone. Read the conversation at hotswen.com

Jokes EtcASUU STRIKE : President Jonathan Sacked by ionaira(op):
There was drama in Aso Rock Villa Abuja this morning as President Goodluck Jonathan and Mrs Dame Patience packed their belongings out of the Presidential Villa. The "former" First Lady , Mrs Patience was seen pleading with the authorities but her pleas fell on deaf ears.
Full Story here >> www.hotswen.com/2013/10/ASUU-strike-president-jonathan-sacked.html

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