₦airaland Forum

Take Mr Kyari...You can use this to cut them off. Very sharp.

She dey find python...

Is Buhari dead?

Enjoy your stay there brof...That prison is better than Nigeria ATM...

BedLam:
Go and tell that to your governor or house of Rep member!

Keep waiting for your governor or house of rep member...Clowns.

wman:
What does "very, very, very, very" mean? Why not use "very" once?

What stupidity?

We praise Nigeria when it should be praised but we tell the truth all in all.

We remind foreigners that not all Nigerians are scammers.

But we do not lie or polish what does not exist.

As for your signature that says the most stupid people on Nairaland are in the politics section, have you ever visited the romance section?

Romance section is full of kids...Nothing to write home about. And for the very very very very,I typed that comment in anger. Whatever I typed there reflected my mood at that time. We are our own problem in this country.

In all I can say some Nigerians are very very very very foolish. Some idiots are downgrading their country all in the name of 'have you been to other countries '? I hardly see other nationals disrespect their countries in public,but if you want people who do that,Nigerians are your best bet.Since na only una don travel out of 170 million people,keep exhibiting your brazen stupidity all in the name of honesty. At the end of it all,when you get mocked,remember making yourself a mess outside. Can't deal with these hopeless clowns who derive pleasure in making us a laughing stock.

They are always winning...Nothing new.

...So na this kind one mercy marry? His English sef is brutal...Maybe her facial bruises were caused by his verbal assaults ...

Quantum mechanics...

Old gist....Suleiman is too fake.

We were neighbours then in school. She packed in newly(wasn't in town when she packed in). I returned on a Thursday, she asked me out two days later(on Saturday),I accepted same day and banged her same day.

Broke up with her five months later tho. Such a drama Queen and damn too clingy.

The crowd is always full of tout looking guys...

Jacksonville:
Nigerians! Don't be too quick to cast your stones. Some hidden truths are known only through revelation. Take it or leave it.

It's normal ponder on this, as it isn't written where David's mum was a "harlot", but this is coming from a man of revelations. Some truths are revealed to those whom God trusts. It's left for the receiver to tell the world or not.


#Mytake

And that man is Apostle Suleiman?

It's a pity...

pyyxxaro:
The person above me must be a member of the Indomie Community


Good evening I'm Frank Olise

And I'm Ruth Benamissie(not sure if spelling is correct) Opia...

Goddex:
NIA boss that initially denied having anything to do with the money suddenly and surprisingly showed up to claim ownership


Buhar'i govt is the more you look the less you see

Yup...The same way the former Nnpc woman denied knowledge of the money and later claimed ownership.

Your foolishness is the more you look, the less you see.

I love you babe....

Thank you.

Fine baby...

They are actually right...Buhari should have arrested them the same way Jonathan arrested Stella Oduah...

A 400 level student typed this balderdash... A stupid mod moved it to front page and foreigners will read this poo beclouded with so much mistakes and you still wonder why we are subjected to so much mockery... Smh

Lagos is light years ahead of other Nigerian states. Please, our silly governors should visit Lagos regularly to take a cue from their visionary leaders.

Team tissue ke? How's it possible for you to wipe with tissues only and not have your anus smelling?

Abeg wash with soap and water then wipe the water with tissue...

LionDeLeo:
And amusingly, he is being celebrated for that crap.

For real,the thing is so annoying...Shows you the kind of people we have here...

RichYoungNigga:

I don't see any difference

Buhari just stole $5 billion in the name of remodeling an Airport

Just patch a tarmac, what's the big deal there ?? New vs old ?? Like they built the airport from foundation to roof

APC zombies are just brain dead

Buhari
You will never go unpunished

Would have ignored you but I just hate liars and silly folks...We were told it was going to cost 5bn Naira(high though) and you're there typing $5bn dollars which is 1.8 trillion naira(at 370 for a dollar).

Something must be wrong with you...

The dude behind that account is very intelligent. An average guy can't dish out these smart replies.

It depends... Some I know of are 10litres while others are 20litres.

Buhari sha...Badoo...If Tompolo get 1 head,he should have joined others to celebrate his OWN birthday...

He for carry siren enter the train na...Or tell those already seated to get up for him. Yeye o.p...

This one na lie...

Abacha died...There was wild jubilations...

Tboss was evicted....See jubilations...

Tboss...You too do O jare.

Based on logi logi...No be only Tboss go win...

We dey use our kidney.

UncleJudax:
Yes, given the manner the babe rose to fame, i think the description is stimmt.

But come o! Shey you never ever say person no fine for your life? Una too sabi claim wetin una no be, just to appear "different"

Make she no rob all those things for face...Abi na GOD send her?

I have said "E no fine" before. But in this context, you people are now making it seem only fine people are supposed to have turnaround stories.