₦airaland Forum

Jeus:
Am i the only one that thinks Olajumoke is the one for Don Jazzy?

Jumoke is MARRRRIIIIIEEEDDDD

Softorgasm:
I don't know the English word for it but the pidgin word is tortorri
Back then i use to tortorri my female friends unaware, infact when a girl sees me behind her back in school or at home, she quickly faces me, because she knows what I'm about to do.

This has turn to a habit and up till this day, i still tortorri ladies and in school the ladies in my class and hostel knows I'm addicted to tortorri..

are you Benin or based there? That word Tortorri is only used in Benin.

emeijeh:
Who remembers this rasta man's song of the 90s?


Hello o mama Nigeria,
How are you do-ing
I'm feeling fine, and i hope you fine too?

Hello o mama Nigeria
How are u doing
Im loving you with .. . The greatest love.

I think he was in far away Japan then.




Naija!
Our beloved country


Namecheckers, celebtrate my brother, Ndidi

I remember that song... yeah, Japan. Can't remember the dude who sang it sha but I can relate.

Dottore:
I respect this guy Walahi but can someone tell me how he makes his money since Facebook sign up is free

No insults please

He makes his money from ads. I am sure you have seen some post with "sponsored" on it. Those are ads and every businesses use them around the world. He makes millions every day. I used it to sell 25pcs of my product with a profit of 100k.

tintingz:
Lol, anything can happen, this is reality.

Did Tiwa, Toke, Funke and Tonto thought of divorcing their husbands?

I would never go near what you mentioned and I am sure Timi wouldn't do same because there is something that is required of an African man when picking a woman for marriage. You get into trouble when you try to imitate the whites/celebs in choosing a wife.

tintingz:
Timi should reflects on what the twitter user said,Using your wife in two videos now, abeg it is enough o, things might even go down badly in the future with his wife(I don't pray it happens), they might separate like Tiwa and Tbillz, Tonto and Churchill.

Oga Timi reason abeg.

thay can't separate. You think people like Timi chose his wife like you would do? It's every easy to see a marriage that will not last when you look at the woman in a man's life.

jumpandpas:
It beats my imagination that people like NgeneUkwenu omenkalives Sarrki Madridguy passingshot Hungerbad Ipobexposed AntiIpob BiafraudExposed ISTANDWITHBUHAR Qmerit Omenka, who claims to be erudite don't see anything wrong with whatever Buhari does. Does it mean that these gentlemen are brainwashed or pretenders. If you criticise pmb, its either that call you Gejite or Ipob. What a piteous spectacle.


Can you imagine the poster bellow me, that's what I am talking about.

THEY ARE PAID to do/say what they do/say

Kuriou:
EDO STREET BABE. NA DEM FULL SPAIN DEY HUSTLE. I PITY FOR DIS OYIBO. MAKE HE CHECK HIS NEW WIFE FROM 9PM WHICH STREET CORNER SHE GO DEY STAND.

haemorrhage dude, what has Eyo masquerade got to do with Edo? U need to sue your school.

lefulefu:
i have always said white guys got taste .if they want to marry an african or asian woman they marry the best.but our fellow naija brothers based overseas if dem wan marry oyibo woman na the ones wey get face like horse and tobacco stained teeth like donkey and weighing over 800 pounds(shaka ma kunza) na im our naija brothers dey date and marry.is it that the Eva Mendez or Jennifer Lopez look alikes no dey gree for dem? na waoh .oh and she has ukwu sef..hmm white guys don really dey upgrade.congrats amigo .

I am surprised that you don't even know that Nigerians are smart and they know that those you described are easy preys for papers. Na u dull o.

iamDaisy:
lovely

lol. Yours is coming to knock on your door.

valencia25:
I have about $3300 available for sale, call/whatsapp: 080..8286..2125

sorry boss. I don buy oo. Thanks.

Pchikaodili:
Mayb she is testing ur level of jelousy ...we call it SHIT test,

reply her as a good-bad guy
your reply will be "No problem, u can go, but i will also invite one girl to keep me company that sunday"



watch her reaction

I was looking out for something like this... good advice. OP, follow pronto. I endorse.

sweetboiy:
how many $ ?

$350

infinitkoncept, singapore1 I need payoneer funds oo. who go help me.

bantudra:
in your dreams...smaller nations will do far worser..

imagine lagos closing all her borders to none yorubas.......the rest of west africa would be finished....

lagos is our financial hub...their are no others in africa,except in egypt....

Bros, shame dey catch me for u o. Walahi.

360command:
buy wholesale and sell online...

research is the key. gaming is not my niche but I took advantage of it. I got into group chat and saw people who are in need of computer accessories used in gaming. went to computer village bought one, placed an ad , got lots of calls, sold it twice the price I bought it.

I also went to computer village, I built a gaming machine to play advance games by buying the computer parts cheap and then built it.. posted an ad and I was able to sell the computer.. I made good sales..

this is a niche I never knew about though I had an idea.

perhaps you can look into it, there are gamers our there who are in need of high graphic cards or processors which you can look into.. or you can find another niche to go into..

Hmmmmmmm... Thanks for this. But how do you build the laptops? Do you have manual?

Ventura1:
2 years plus 3 month and 250000 on alexa

no bad

Jengem:
Lies

I bought from gtb yesterday at 375

bros, i am talking about naira mastercard... that is what they charge.

Ventura1:
Text or banner ad? let me know your average pricing.

how old is your site? What's the alexa and similar site standing/rank? These are some metrics considered when advertisers want to do business with you. I don't have any product to sell at the moment as the one I am shipping is out of stock and even factories, as I am told by my agent, are out of stock, which will take a week to produce

valdes00:
i thought I was the only one that saw that part...

I was just telling someone same thing a few weeks back, not up to 2 weeks I think, that Mark has the power to crush it into powder and here is an article confirming my exact thought.

If not that Mark is already "niched" into social media and connections, It would have a cool feeling to watch them come into the payment processor space and crush paypal in seconds.

martineverest:
ode,y southern region?...are we not one nigeria?

ode, opkonu.. we are one yet some people are allowed to kill others( they call them herdsmen) why the head of the country does nothing... but a certain pastor spoke against the killings and he is arrested.

Nonsense!

Ventura1:
General news

okay. Just seeing this now. Let me give you an idea.

How much will you charge me to advertise on your site?

Ventura1:
Hello everyone,

Please I need a fast moving products to sell on a website that has over 7000 daily visits. I already have Google Adsense which is earning well above threshold, I however feels I'm not optimising the traffic opportunity and reach. Any idea will be highly appreciated.

Let me state here that bulk of the traffic is coming from Nigeria.

What is the niche of the website?

saipn:
what is the name of the bank?

GTB for naira mastercard and 325 for Access Visa card.

martineverest:
i love ur sarcasm.........the naysayers and bubu haters wont like dis

Buhari has nothing to offer. Period. Osinbajo has proven that already. Why has all the meetings with southern region suddenly stopped?

Nonsense

Jengem:
I hope they sustain it

It should fall

But cbn is only helping banks make money

The spread between the rate at which cbn sells to bank (320) and then bank now sells to customers (375) is too high

My bank charge 320

veekid:
Osinbajo has started ruling again; I guess

buhari has nothing to offer and Osinbanjo has proven that.

Billyonaire:
But the guy's skin does not look like his money came through arithmetic progression, looks like its geometric progression.

na wa o.

989900:
Time will tell, but seriously, we have reactionary policy makers in lieu of pro active policy makers.

That said, all limits can't be removed now, raised higher, they can.

I mean when the dollar become surplus, so we are still not gonna have at least $100/month spending limit across all banks and will be left with just GTB And Access bank?

989900:
Time for speculators and hoarders to count their gains and losses and move on, or remain adamant and lose all.

Once black market merges with close to Western union, trust me, we are headed for N320 to a dollar in few weeks at the minimum.

why isn't 220 possible and will all banks remove limits and embargo on their cards once the dollar becomes supplus?