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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Promises To Sponsor Don Jazzy And Linda Ikeji's Wedding by ipain: 9:32am On May 05, 2017
Jeus:
Am i the only one that thinks Olajumoke is the one for Don Jazzy?
Jumoke is MARRRRIIIIIEEEDDDD
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Habbit/character You Did As A Child But Still Do Now You Are Grown by ipain: 1:37pm On May 04, 2017
Softorgasm:
I don't know the English word for it but the pidgin word is tortorri
Back then i use to tortorri my female friends unaware, infact when a girl sees me behind her back in school or at home, she quickly faces me, because she knows what I'm about to do.

This has turn to a habit and up till this day, i still tortorri ladies and in school the ladies in my class and hostel knows I'm addicted to tortorri..
are you Benin or based there? That word Tortorri is only used in Benin.
Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi’s Goal Picked As Best Goal Of The Season by ipain: 9:47pm On May 03, 2017
emeijeh:
Who remembers this rasta man's song of the 90s?


Hello o mama Nigeria,
How are you do-ing
I'm feeling fine, and i hope you fine too?

Hello o mama Nigeria
How are u doing
Im loving you with .. . The greatest love
.

I think he was in far away Japan then.




Naija!
Our beloved country


Namecheckers, celebtrate my brother, Ndidi
I remember that song... yeah, Japan. Can't remember the dude who sang it sha but I can relate.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Facebook To Employ 3000 - Mark Zuckerberg by ipain: 9:23pm On May 03, 2017
Dottore:
I respect this guy Walahi but can someone tell me how he makes his money since Facebook sign up is free

No insults please
He makes his money from ads. I am sure you have seen some post with "sponsored" on it. Those are ads and every businesses use them around the world. He makes millions every day. I used it to sell 25pcs of my product with a profit of 100k.
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Replies Twitter User Tired Of Seeing His Wife In His Music Videos by ipain: 8:05pm On Mar 24, 2017
tintingz:
Lol, anything can happen, this is reality.

Did Tiwa, Toke, Funke and Tonto thought of divorcing their husbands?
I would never go near what you mentioned and I am sure Timi wouldn't do same because there is something that is required of an African man when picking a woman for marriage. You get into trouble when you try to imitate the whites/celebs in choosing a wife.

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Replies Twitter User Tired Of Seeing His Wife In His Music Videos by ipain: 5:33pm On Mar 24, 2017
tintingz:
Timi should reflects on what the twitter user said,Using your wife in two videos now, abeg it is enough o, things might even go down badly in the future with his wife(I don't pray it happens), they might separate like Tiwa and Tbillz, Tonto and Churchill.

Oga Timi reason abeg.
thay can't separate. You think people like Timi chose his wife like you would do? It's every easy to see a marriage that will not last when you look at the woman in a man's life.

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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by ipain: 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2017
jumpandpas:
It beats my imagination that people like NgeneUkwenu omenkalives Sarrki Madridguy passingshot Hungerbad Ipobexposed AntiIpob BiafraudExposed ISTANDWITHBUHAR Qmerit Omenka, who claims to be erudite don't see anything wrong with whatever Buhari does. Does it mean that these gentlemen are brainwashed or pretenders. If you criticise pmb, its either that call you Gejite or Ipob. What a piteous spectacle.


Can you imagine the poster bellow me, that's what I am talking about.
THEY ARE PAID to do/say what they do/say

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady & Spanish Fiance Take Pre-Wedding Pics To Streets With Eyo Dancers by ipain: 11:58am On Mar 24, 2017
Kuriou:
EDO STREET BABE. NA DEM FULL SPAIN DEY HUSTLE. I PITY FOR DIS OYIBO. MAKE HE CHECK HIS NEW WIFE FROM 9PM WHICH STREET CORNER SHE GO DEY STAND.
haemorrhage dude, what has Eyo masquerade got to do with Edo? U need to sue your school.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady & Spanish Fiance Take Pre-Wedding Pics To Streets With Eyo Dancers by ipain: 11:57am On Mar 24, 2017
lefulefu:
i have always said white guys got taste grin.if they want to marry an african or asian woman they marry the best.but our fellow naija brothers based overseas if dem wan marry oyibo woman na the ones wey get face like horse and tobacco stained teeth like donkey and weighing over 800 pounds(shaka ma kunza) na im our naija brothers dey date and marry.is it that the Eva Mendez or Jennifer Lopez look alikes no dey gree for dem? na waoh grin.oh and she has ukwu sef..hmm white guys don really dey upgrade.congrats amigo cheesy.


I am surprised that you don't even know that Nigerians are smart and they know that those you described are easy preys for papers. Na u dull o.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady & Spanish Fiance Take Pre-Wedding Pics To Streets With Eyo Dancers by ipain: 11:54am On Mar 24, 2017
iamDaisy:
cry lovely
lol. Yours is coming to knock on your door.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by ipain: 11:08pm On Mar 23, 2017
valencia25:


I have about $3300 available for sale, call/whatsapp: 080..8286..2125
sorry boss. I don buy oo. Thanks.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking For Permission To Hang Out With Another Man by ipain: 8:33pm On Mar 23, 2017
Pchikaodili:
Mayb she is testing ur level of jelousy ...we call it SHIT test,

reply her as a good-bad guy
your reply will be "No problem, u can go, but i will also invite one girl to keep me company that sunday"



watch her reaction
I was looking out for something like this... good advice. OP, follow pronto. I endorse.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by ipain: 5:44pm On Mar 23, 2017
sweetboiy:
how many $ ?
$350
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by ipain: 5:31pm On Mar 23, 2017
infinitkoncept, singapore1 I need payoneer funds oo. who go help me.
Politics / Re: External Reserves Drop For First Time Since December by ipain: 1:21pm On Mar 23, 2017
bantudra:


in your dreams...smaller nations will do far worser..

imagine lagos closing all her borders to none yorubas.......the rest of west africa would be finished....

lagos is our financial hub...their are no others in africa,except in egypt....

Bros, shame dey catch me for u o. Walahi.

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Business / Re: What Business Can Start Doing With 400k? (Your Idea Is Welcome) by ipain: 5:05am On Mar 23, 2017
360command:
buy wholesale and sell online...

research is the key. gaming is not my niche but I took advantage of it. I got into group chat and saw people who are in need of computer accessories used in gaming. went to computer village bought one, placed an ad , got lots of calls, sold it twice the price I bought it.

I also went to computer village, I built a gaming machine to play advance games by buying the computer parts cheap and then built it.. posted an ad and I was able to sell the computer.. I made good sales..

this is a niche I never knew about though I had an idea.

perhaps you can look into it, there are gamers our there who are in need of high graphic cards or processors which you can look into.. or you can find another niche to go into..




Hmmmmmmm... Thanks for this. But how do you build the laptops? Do you have manual?
Business / Re: I Need A Product Ideas For A Website With Over 7000 Daily Visit. by ipain: 10:05pm On Mar 22, 2017
Ventura1:


2 years plus 3 month and 250000 on alexa
no bad
Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2017
Jengem:



Lies

I bought from gtb yesterday at 375
bros, i am talking about naira mastercard... that is what they charge.
Business / Re: I Need A Product Ideas For A Website With Over 7000 Daily Visit. by ipain: 8:32am On Mar 22, 2017
Ventura1:


Text or banner ad? let me know your average pricing.
how old is your site? What's the alexa and similar site standing/rank? These are some metrics considered when advertisers want to do business with you. I don't have any product to sell at the moment as the one I am shipping is out of stock and even factories, as I am told by my agent, are out of stock, which will take a week to produce
Webmasters / Re: How Mark Zuckerberg Is Slowly Killing Off Snapchat by ipain: 8:05am On Mar 22, 2017
valdes00:

i thought I was the only one that saw that part...
I was just telling someone same thing a few weeks back, not up to 2 weeks I think, that Mark has the power to crush it into powder and here is an article confirming my exact thought.

If not that Mark is already "niched" into social media and connections, It would have a cool feeling to watch them come into the payment processor space and crush paypal in seconds.

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Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 7:38am On Mar 22, 2017
martineverest:
ode,y southern region?...are we not one nigeria?
ode, opkonu.. we are one yet some people are allowed to kill others( they call them herdsmen) why the head of the country does nothing... but a certain pastor spoke against the killings and he is arrested.

Nonsense!
Business / Re: I Need A Product Ideas For A Website With Over 7000 Daily Visit. by ipain: 7:34am On Mar 22, 2017
Ventura1:

General news
okay. Just seeing this now. Let me give you an idea.

How much will you charge me to advertise on your site? wink
Business / Re: I Need A Product Ideas For A Website With Over 7000 Daily Visit. by ipain: 7:33am On Mar 22, 2017
Ventura1:
Hello everyone,

Please I need a fast moving products to sell on a website that has over 7000 daily visits. I already have Google Adsense which is earning well above threshold, I however feels I'm not optimising the traffic opportunity and reach. Any idea will be highly appreciated.

Let me state here that bulk of the traffic is coming from Nigeria.

What is the niche of the website?
Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 7:29am On Mar 22, 2017
saipn:
what is the name of the bank?
GTB for naira mastercard and 325 for Access Visa card.
Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 6:37am On Mar 22, 2017
martineverest:
i love ur sarcasm.........the naysayers and bubu haters wont like dis
Buhari has nothing to offer. Period. Osinbajo has proven that already. Why has all the meetings with southern region suddenly stopped?

Nonsense
Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 6:32am On Mar 22, 2017
Jengem:
I hope they sustain it

It should fall

But cbn is only helping banks make money

The spread between the rate at which cbn sells to bank (320) and then bank now sells to customers (375) is too high

My bank charge 320
Business / Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by ipain: 6:26am On Mar 22, 2017
veekid:
Osinbajo has started ruling again; I guess
buhari has nothing to offer and Osinbanjo has proven that.
Celebrities / Re: 27yrs Old Lagos Big Boy Shows Off 6 Iphone And His Mansion (photos) by ipain: 2:38am On Mar 22, 2017
Billyonaire:
But the guy's skin does not look like his money came through arithmetic progression, looks like its geometric progression.
grin grin grin na wa o.
Business / Re: Dollar Falling: N405. by ipain: 4:15pm On Mar 21, 2017
989900:


Time will tell, but seriously, we have reactionary policy makers in lieu of pro active policy makers.

That said, all limits can't be removed now, raised higher, they can.
I mean when the dollar become surplus, so we are still not gonna have at least $100/month spending limit across all banks and will be left with just GTB And Access bank?
Business / Re: Dollar Falling: N405. by ipain: 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2017
989900:
Time for speculators and hoarders to count their gains and losses and move on, or remain adamant and lose all.

Once black market merges with close to Western union, trust me, we are headed for N320 to a dollar in few weeks at the minimum.
why isn't 220 possible and will all banks remove limits and embargo on their cards once the dollar becomes supplus?

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