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AbdH:
Please, don't make him explain better. Enough of the confusion.


Unnnhhh nininini!

U got me laughing. Unnnhhh nininini!, Whatever! This is pure madness

WOW! All true.

"A 20-something year old lady almost Molested me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone!". This Op must be an EXPERIENCED player

The seductress... The betrayer... Anything and
everything evil that could pull down an emerging male Icon has been made synonymous to that name.
Yet in DELILAH, i see a great woman who painfully lost
out on GREED.

SAMSON, ordained from the womb as the anointed
one. The task of deliverance of the Sons of Isreal was well laden on his shoulders.

His RESPONSIBILITY brought him to the lime-light... His ANOINTING brought him fame... His presence sent chills of terror running down the spines of his nations sworn enemies- The Phillistines. He was the centre of ATTRACTION!

Whenever he passed, i would expect the chants of
SAMSOM! SAMSON!! SAMSON!!! Rending the air... It
was easy to see he was loved. A vain love that spured from what he would bring to them.
Leaders have stories similar to Samson's. They are
sorounded by all and sundry... Those chanting his
praise, composing love songs... All they see and are
attracted to is the GLORY on him.

They fail to see the MAN behind it all.
A deep enquiry would reveal that after a major
breakthrough, with everyone rejoicing... The leader
recoils in solitude often feeling 'alone'... He has come to understand that most people hardly communicate with him on the level of being MAN, but on the level of what he OFFERS.

Samson shared in this fate. He had no place for REST, no place to enjoy life, no place to hide from his REPUTATION... Until he found it in a WOMAN down at the valley of Sorek.

A Woman who walked passed his reputation to touch the weary soul of mighty Samson... What no Daughter of Zion could do!

Delilah wasn't a Prostitute... She only knew how to
LOVE, and thus the Bible puts it "...he loved a woman... Whose name was delilah" Judg16:4.

Unfortunately, her impoverished background offered a tempting offer to forsake her love which she couldn't resist... We know the rest of the story.

For this same course, Jesus had his close friends...
Lazarus and Co, where he could wind-up from the
pressures of the crowd.

As your GREATNESS emerges... Don't forget those who knew your start-up days. Those who you dragged and laugh over the bony 'head of fish' as you ate...
Those who you cracked sily jokes when you guys had nothing doing...

Within that clique lies your true HAPPINESS... They Just Love you!

Effect of a solid foundation.

Nice body amour

numericalguy:
This are the fvcking hypochrytes that fail to see that the e-war was started by his fellow Christian brother.
You turned a blind eye to what the stoopid OP is saying but found fault in my reply. Mumu cow

U need jesus

Wonderful creatures.

clean2:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid eternity in hell fire,,,,Jesus christ love and warn you to repent and convert now to avoid hell fire when you die

salvation! Salvation!! Salvation!!!

Nokia is dead and gone forever.

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Gunshot wounds uncovered
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This Man is an HATER and shall have haters reward.

Throughout history, man has always had his own
standards and God his. Nothing exemplifies this like
the story of Cain
and Abel.
Cain was the first man born. As such he was unique
and a marvel. He was also the first male child on Earth.
And the mother said so: “I have had a male child with
the Lord’s
help.” Such sense of uniqueness can make one feel
entitled to self-created standards, to feel like an
exception to rules.
Such people can be temperamental and throw
tantrums when confronted with standards of behavior.
Cain in fact believed he would get away with murder,
literarily! He killed his own brother. Abel, his brother
was the first person to die physically - the first victim of
Eden Crisis. Cain and Abel made an offering to God.
Scriptures tell us Cain’s offering wasn’t acceptable to
God. Whereby Cain lost his temper, went into a sulk
and plotted his
brother’s murder. The issue of God’s approval has
therefore always been a concern to the human race.
But God said something interesting in the course of
this saga: Why this tantrum? Why this sulking? If you do
well, won’t you be accepted? If you don’t do well, sin is
lying in wait for you, ready to pounce; it’s out to get
you, you’ve got
to master it.” The reason Cain sulked is because of
divergence of standards. God’s versus his. It’s the same
problem today. Man has a standard, God has his
standard. Man’s standard is morality - a binary
paradigm of good vs. evil. It’s man’s rating of how
things
ought to be judged. But God’s standard is COMPLETELY
different. It’s called righteousness. God does not judge
according to morality. If you don’t fulfill the terms of
righteousness you will not be acceptable to God. That’s
what the Bible says. No matter how good or how moral
you
are, or how much good you do, without righteousness
God won’t accept you. No standard is acceptable to
God except
God’s standard. This simple fact is very difficult for
some.
Like Cain. The standards of spiritual jurisprudence are
completely
different from the standards of our court system. We
view sin as civil liability. Not so to God. To him sin is a
criminal offence with capital liability. Sin is a capital
offence. When
Jesus took our place he died a criminal’s death. It’s
because we see sin as civil liability that we deign to
think we can subtract our bad from our good. In our
estimation, if our good is more than our bad then God
would accept us.
Yet this is not what scriptures say. The wages of sin is
death the Bible says. The soul that sinneth shall die. Sin
is a capital offence.
There is no big sin or small sin. Before God sin is sin.
According to the Law, if you’re guilty of one sin you’re
guilty of all. If we understand the nature of sin, no man
will dare imagine he can stand before God on the basis
of morality. WE see sin as something you do or fail to
do. We
define sin as a verb, in terms of action. But for God sin
is not just actus reus or action. It’s also men’s rea.
Jesus said there is thought crime. The man who lusts
after a woman to sleep with her has slept with her,
Jesus said. Guilty mind.
Man has a sinful NATURE. He inherited that nature
from Adam. Sinful nature is spiritually genetic. It’s why
the new man recreated in Christ has to change his
spiritual genes to
that of the Christ. Salvation is biology. Life for life.
That’s the essence of Jesus’ substitutionary sacrifice.
Jesus died
for us, died in our place. Without sinless innocent
blood we could never be redeemed.
Morality is not blood. It can’t answer for sin. When we
insist that our morality will save us, that is the spirit of
Cain. He set his own standard. The law says, Without
the
shedding of blood there is no amnesty, absolution,
remittal, pardon, forgiveness of sins. The blood of
Jesus cries on our
behalf before God, just like the blood of Abel cried
from the ground. Blood cries. The life of every animal
is in its blood. (Leviticus 17:14) As the Lamb of God the
life of Jesus was
in his blood. The man who hopes to acquit himself
before God by morality is following his own standard,
not God’s.
The very idea of seeking to stand before God on the
basis of morality is in itself a sin. It’s called self-
righteousness.
Self-righteousness is a sin of pride and really it’s
impudent.
Salvation is such an easy thing. But our fallen nature
makes us want to EARN God’s approval. How can you
earn a favour?! You knew nothing about Jesus going to
the cross. He did it looooooong before you were born.
How can
you earn what had been done and concluded 2,000
years after?! How can you earn salvation retroactively?
God says, just believe. Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ
and you will be saved. It’s that simple! If you take God
at his word and
believe, you activate a sequence of events behind the
scenes. Your spirit is regenerated. Recreation takes
place.
It’s done so fast it’s imperceptible. At the speed of light!
That recreation by the Spirit of God is why Jesus said
you get born again. It’s a spiritual rebirth.
There are legal details God takes care of behind the
scene when you get born again. Your legal status
changes from that of a condemned criminal on death
row to that of a free man. Your records are wiped
clean. It doesn’t matter how terrible you were. The
blood of Jesus cleanses you. Then the Spirit of God
comes to dwell in you. It’s why born again people who
do crazy feel a sense of unease. You’re then
given high-level security clearance to God’s throne
room.
You can walk into state house anytime. Thereafter the
Spirit gives you gifts, just for accepting Jesus. He gives
you out-of-this-world capabilities. These gifts are totally
at his discretion but some are general, e.g.
speaking in tongues. To some he gives extra capacity to
believe God for the impossible. To some the ability to
be extraordinarily wise. To some he gives the ability to
“see” things. They seem clairvoyant. And some can
predict the
future.
You’re also assigned special assistants and
bodyguards.
Angels are assigned to you to “minister” to you. You
don’t see these angels but they’re all around you,
though some people have seen them. Angels are not
those Raphaelite
babies with chicken wings we see in paintings. These
guys are huge! Then your life is recalibrated. You
acquire a new sense of purpose. You see the futility of
life unlived for God.
And it gets better. Every time you make a mistake you
just tell God you’re sorry; and he forgives and forgets.
It’s so wonderful isn’t it? If you’ll like to give your life to
Jesus
please pray this prayer: “Father please forgive me. I am
a sinner. I know that Jesus died for me, that you raised
him from the dead. I accept him today as my Lord and
my
Saviour.
Amen!

@Leke_Alder
© Leke Alder 2014

You are a christian as long as you don't go to mosque.

Things like?

8 hours ago
Members of the terrorists group, Boko Haram have reportedly released the over 50 women and girls that were recently kidnapped from Waga Mangoro and Madagali, villages between Adamawa and Borno states.

Vanguard reports that this was made known in a telephone interview with villagers from their alleged hid-outs. The villagers, who said the exact number of the released captives, could not be ascertained hinted that about 45 girls were still being held by the sect members. However, relatives of some of the abducted women who were later released by the insurgents also told journalist in Yola that some of the girls have been turned to cooks while others were married off immediately to some of the sect’s members.

A relative to the one of the released women who did not want his name in print revealed that: “Initially, the insurgents captured 80 girls and women whom they later loaded into their vans and zoomed off into the bushes. Later in the night, the insurgents separated the elderly women from the girls and released the women, who are now languishing in the forest because they could not relocate the towns because they were razed down by the insurgents.”

The relative, who disclosed that they were confused because few hours after the alleged cease fire agreement between the Federal Government and Boko Haram insurgents were announced, the sect members continued to abduct more girls.

“We are at a loss about government’s insincerity on the whole issue and we urge them to rescue our daughters without further delay as we are ready to die searching for our missing ones,” the relative said.

Meanwhile, there was tension on Thursday, when news of the abduction of another 40 girls in Adamawa state broke after the earlier report of 60 women that were kidnapped from two towns in the state by Boko Haram.

However, these recent attacks have raised the questions if there was ever a ceasefire agreement between the Nigerian government and the Boko Haram as announced on October 17, by the presidency and the Federal Government.

It would be recalled that a bomb blast reported occurred in a popular bus station in Azare area of Bauchi State on Thursday, leaving at least 10 people dead.

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xwyze:
Bros, u are in the spirit, maybe will include ur script in yhe remake :-)

Correct.

Cool.
First person: Guy I de ur back,
Guy: ok
Second person: guy na u be d last person for dis line?
Guy: No
Second person: Ok I de d back of dat last person, but jst incase e no come back en na me de ur back.

why dis crap?

Lips sealed

Dbestmax:
Hahaha....dis thread go baaad...
4 me ...I jst take Nairaland along with me.

. You are on point

I luv em tall.

I showed u all the rules, u bent them, I sent u away and people starts calling me WICKED. SMH

Hmmm. Something ain't right here. anyway success to him

Lagos! Lagos!! Lagos!!! The state with the Nation's wealth.

Hmmm..

Bad habits (generally)

Chai !!! Oyinye needs to read dis. *Runs out to look for her*