₦airaland Forum

Make una come Delta State dem plenty for there

JLM:
Anoda yoruba illiterate referring to warri as "igboland". Which school did these yorubas attend sef? The same thing happened when I was in camp. As educated as the westerners are, they keep telling people from akwaibom, benue, cross river that they speak igbo. Infact some can kill demselves arguing. I grew up n also schooled in the north, the so-called illiterate North, yet we were well educated to the point of knowing all ethnic groups and their languages.

Yorubas still live on oral tradition, I.e what their parents told dem. They can't even travel out of their states to gain some important cultural education. Am so sick of this display of iliteracy. Even from so-called western 1st class graduates!!

The dude is a crazily dull to the extent he doesn't know where IBGOs occupy in Nigeria.

Stylvnero:
dis Op u be big liar oooo....dats is not shoprite in warrri,
dat should be one of dose shops close to effurun round about..

Yeah you right. I don't think the Op has been to shoprite to know how its like

humanbeing6th:
igbo crimal ways was legendary back to back from drug trafficking to baby factory to ritual to stealing in shoprite, iyalaya agbari ojuku, buhari ti take over, oma deal pelu gbogbo yin, fucck dat shiit!

Nigga the youths in question ain't IGBOs. So stop the ranting

Hehehe.......

It's special because status will change from *Premarital sex to Marital sex* in other words *from sinning towards God to fulfilling God's word about Marriage (excluding the bed undefiled part)*

Pepper nor pepper nor mean say na Mellon

Chai!!! Someone should please get me a clipper

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Oh!!!!!!!

Copied this from a friend and it makes so much sense. Please read it.

Marriage Software

This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,

Systems Analyst.

Nonsense

Feel sorry for her.

Ok.

kasheemawo:
click like for GEJ
click share for GMB

Park well
Enough of this crap

Ok what's Next

Abeg make d election do come commot make person hear word. I'm tired of all these GMB-GEJ qualification-disqualification crap

Rubbish

Aprime:
Are you something special;
Like your eggs dangling outside?

You don't have balls.
How can you possibly know this?

She's a transgendered I presume

Biology teacher - Romance (crazy)

Physics teacher - Edge (loves manipulating answers $ the ladies)

Geography teacher - Ladima ( sarcastic)

blackCITIZEN:
TO give someone 4yrs to do what he did not do in 6yrs (Jonah).... You are insane
Trying to disqualify someone who has contested 3times for presidency on his 4th appearance... you are insane
To read a coup carried out in 1983 to disqualify your opponent in 2015... You are A JOKE..
To tell me that stealing is not corruption and still try to probe your opposition states... You must be insane..
To tell me that "How much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE"... you are insane...
To tell me that "I rather kill myself than to commit suicide" You are insane..
To tell us that some states will not vote in presidential and still trying to become their president INCASE you win.. U are NOT SERIOUS
To tell South-east that u r an igbo man n ur name is Azikiwe in 2011, and the North that IBB is your father in 2015... You are A CROOK or a BASTARD
To create this particular thread.. YOU are ..........












YOU dont like or share this post.... You are insane

YOU ARE INSANE!!!

Nice

ok. Nkechi fowl don Lay cook egg today