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A Funny Conversation Between A Man And
His Daughter.
The Girl said: Dad, I’m in love with a boy
who is far away from me. I am here in
Nigeria and he lives in London. We met on a
dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he
proposed to me on skype, and now we’ve
had 2 months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes,
daddy.
Her Dad replied: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy
your kids on e-bay, receive them through
gmail. And if you are fed up with your
husband sell him on OLX

A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
. ,14 DAYS LATER:- "Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,, .
2 DAYS LATER:- "I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
. 3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love again."
.
,, ,, .
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right." .
,, ,, .
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him. I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. " .
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

During an impassioned sermon about death
and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully,
"Each member of this church is going to die
and face judgement." Glancing down at the
front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on
his face. The minister repeated his point louder. "Each member of this church is going
to die and face judgement!" The man nodded
and smiled even more. This really got the
preacher wound up. He pounded the pulpit
emphatically when he came to the ultimatum:
"Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!!!" Though everyone else
in the congregation was looking somber, the
man in front continued to smile. Finally the
preacher stepped off the platform, stood in
front of the man and shouted, "I said each
member of this church is going to die!" The man grinned from ear to ear. After the service
was over, the preacher made a beeline for the
man. "I don't get it," the preacher said in
frustration. "Whenever I said, 'Each member
of this church is going to die,' your smile got
bigger. Why?" "I'm not a member of this church," the man replied.

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

A lady comes home from her doctor's
appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her
husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The
wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-
five year old woman, I have the breasts of a
eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-
five year old ass?" She said, "Your name
never came up in the conversation."

I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice asked, "What the f*ck are you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

After picking her son up from school one day,
the mother asks him what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home, she
orders him to go straight to his room. When the
father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had
done. As the father hears the news, a huge
grin spreads across his face. He walks to his
son's room and asks him what happened at
school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my
teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him
with the bike he has been asking for. On the
way to the store, the dad asks his son if he
would like to ride his new bike home. His son
responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

The awkward moment when you retweet the wrong tweet ”

The awkward moment when a dead friend goes online on Whatsapp chat.

That awkward moment on facebook when you like your frenemy’s post by mistake.

That awkward moment when you think your crush is waving at you but they're really waving at someone else

That awkward moment when you fart in class and you pretend it isn't you, but everyone is looking at you

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There are many sections in our site to
moderate, currently we need moderation on
the below sections:
- Politics
- Crime
- Literature/Stories - Romance
- Sexuality
- Sport
- Celebrity
- Jokes
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Flexherbal:
Celebrities and showing off.

don't mind them.

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Washington - Feeling outraged, tickled or
touched by something you spotted on
Facebook? Now you can say so, after the
social media giant added five new reactions to
its basic "like" button. "Like, love, haha, wow, sad or angry" - the
expanded "reactions" feature rolled out globally
on Wednesday is designed to let users show a
range of emotions. Notably absent from the new emoticons is a
"dislike' button, something sought for years by
Facebook users, but which has been ruled out
by the California company to avoid a barrage
of hateful expressions. "I've spent a lot of time thinking about the right
way to do this with our team. One of my goals
was to make it as simple as pressing and
holding the Like button," Facebook founder
Mark Zuckerberg said on his page,
immediately drawing tens of thousands of "like," "love" and other expressions. "Not every moment you want to share is
happy. Sometimes you want to share
something sad or frustrating. Our community
has been asking for a dislike button for years
but not because people want to tell friends they
don't like their posts. People wanted to express empathy and make it comfortable to share a
wider range of emotions." - Reacting to 'reactions' - Facebook had been testing ways to add to the
"like" button faced with complaints that it was
sometimes inappropriate, especially in cases
of tragic events. "We've been listening to people and know that
there should be more ways to easily and
quickly express how something you see in
News Feed makes you feel," product manager
Sammi Krug said in a blog post. "That's why today we are launching Reactions,
an extension of the Like button, to give you
more ways to share your reaction to a post in
a quick and easy way." The familiar "like" button with a thumbs-up
image will still be there, alongside the new
emoticon icons. "We understand that this is a big change, and
want to be thoughtful about rolling this out,"
Krug said. "For more than a year we have been
conducting global research including focus
groups and surveys to determine what types
of reactions people would want to use most." The expanded reactions feature had been
tested in several markets and is now rolling out
globally, Krug added. The new reactions buttons were unveiled in
October as a test project for Facebook users
in Spain and Ireland. The new buttons became a quick topic of
conversation on Facebook and other social
networks, with the hashtag #dislikebutton used
by its proponents. On Twitter, one user wrote, "Thanks @
facebook for all the new reactions except for
literally the only thing I wanted #dislikebutton." In contrast, user Diane Bjorling welcomed the
new tools. "As much as I used to want to see a thumbs
down button... after seeing how such a button
can create conflict.. I am happy with these
'reactions,'" she wrote. Facebook member Greg Kreiger said the
"angry" button was good enough for him. "To the haters and naysayers who are asking
where is a Dislike button: Hover over like and
choose ANGRY," he wrote. "Visually it works better than just having the
words Dislike or whatever there. Get over it. - AFP

Lagos - UK based celebrity photographer and
CEO of Events Reloaded Media, Mayor Rotimi
Odunayo has told blogger Linda Ikeji to shut
up as his golden shoe can buy her expensive
bag, reports City People In a post on his website, Rotimi said Linda Ikeji
could google the shop he bought the shoe from
in the UK. He said that she should keep quite and focus
on her blogging and think of ways to expand in
business and support those that needs to be
helped in the society. Super blogger Linda Ikeji had last week
apologized in a statement via her Instagram
over her behavior on the originality of her
newly acquired Hermes Birkin bags. The blogger defended herself over claims that
she bought fake Hermes Birkin bags, saying
that the designer bags were bought for about
N4.8million.

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Here is the card for tonight's 2/21 WWE
Fastlane PPV from Cleveland on the WWE
Network.
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Winner Advances to WrestleMania 32
Main Event - Triple Threat Match
Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Roman
Reigns Chris
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Jericho vs. AJ Styles
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Big Show, Kane & Ryback vs. Luke Harper,
Erick Rowan & Braun Strowman WWE
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Intercontinental Championship
Match Kevin Owens © vs. Dolph Ziggler
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WWE Divas Championship Match Charlotte © vs. Brie Bella
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Sasha Banks & Becky Lynch vs. Naomi &
Tamina
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The Cutting
Edge Peep Show with special
guests The New Day Kickoff Show:
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¤ WWE United States Championship - 2
out of 3 Falls Match Kalisto © vs. Alberto Del Rio

Seun, lalasticlala, dre1

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This topic deserve a spot at frontpage.

dikeigbo2:
Straight to kirikiri,next time he will be thinking with his brain ...instead of his dic.k

LOL.

mallamseifaldin:
Hungry bloggers at work...

Smiles, woman must wack. You resemble queen kong