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They are the same.

No one knows valerie and no one knows Cork.

I've seen him once actually on Facebook and I unfriended him immediately cuz he looks like a cooky moster.

I was about to start having nightmares.

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Oga!

Park well jor...

I even thought you were going to burst my bubble.


Valerie is the female version of MrCork.

Cest fini!

QueenValerie:
Aaaah,Is that what this is about. There are better was of askin' me ta upload.

PushPlay:
Simple question.

Do you know her?

PushPlay:
Do you know her?

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Now prove it that I'm wrong.

Have you ever spoken to a Nairalander on phone and who is it?

PushPlay:
1.They both type with the same English and diction while MrCork misses the spelling intentionally.

2. They both use attention seeking fonts either by bolding it colour blue just to get noticed.

3. They are usually on the same threads.

4. They are both strictly anonymous. No one outside of Nairaland has ever met or knows Queenvalerie.

5. They are both trolls.


Need more?

Justeenaleo:
You are beautiful

Enahi:
What the heck look at her hands she is all bleached out.

Toyin you ain't fine and stop trying to be second Mercy Aigbe which you can never be.
You dont have class and you still look local with all your dressing.

starwar:
This got me laughing ;DThis got me laughing

blueseacats:
I wish I could vote for him. But hopefully I will work it out to make sure I do.

abbey621:
Today is Super Tuesday, Trump is going to dominate and forge his way closer to the Republican nomination. Trump will not deport anybody but he would work with Congress to deport the illegal immigrants meaning not only Nigerians but Mexicans and so on. Trump is gaining momentum and if Hillary wins the Democratic nomination, Trump is going to eat her alive.....The only hope is Bernie Sanders but unfortunately majority of Americans are too dumb to realize this!

Integrityfarms:
Does it mean that Americans are scared of Trump?

I will vote for Trump anyway anytime

Nubian113:
Love of my life, apple of my eye, the second cockroach in my cupboard, the last meat left in my soup!!! It is always you i want so na worry your fine self

Vanquay:
Bruh, Its just annoying, I hardly go to church but I am aware that you don't publicize your "*charity*"...And all these Lazy Peeps will be hailing them...I just tire menh

Trut:
Zombies are the most unstable creature on planet earth.

If I dey lie, just follow their line of thought!

Example:

Buhari: my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies: Sai Baba... change is here.. Nigeria will rise again!

Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month..

Zombies: No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters.

Buhari: We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k..

Zombies: Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper... shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023!

Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority!

Zombies: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever.

I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear.

Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.. His idiotic zombies will be like.

Zombies: Think of what you can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay.

Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Vanquay:
If I were to judge Nigerians based on the shiit that makes FP then y'all would be bland boring People enamoured with Every little thing celebs do...but I won't judge y'all base on that.

As A Christian, isn't he supposed to just help them and not publicize it?...Who the FVCK is he deceiving?...Mankind or his God?

Laveda:
I can't have such useless uncle

STFUareyouGod:
where you been dear?

QueenValerie:
who

QueenValerie:
Shame me? Lool dude!!
You best just focus on ya lady.

He did miss you Nubian113,I think he was near in tears when he talked about you bein' away.
Okay bye ya'll.

QueenValerie:
Ha! I ain't look yo way.
Anyway you got ya lady back didn't I tell you she was just busy?
Okay bye.

Nubian113:
hmmmmmmmm that name you fancy her... huh? you do this to me everytime!

QueenValerie:
Kay.....Hi Nubian.

Nubian113:
Long day travelling hun.... must sleep chat soon! how's our boy stfuareyougod lol his moniker is so easy yet annoying! hope you're well jack


nite nite hubby

Nubian113:
just took some time off for myself... off to bed soon so