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akpanbaba: My sister use your head and watch out because some of your advisers are waiting for your husband to throw you out and they will gladly change their names to Sinmisola just to marry him.Shine your eyes well well.

u just said my mind,

[quote author=Bandit C.]Lol. Yoruba man wants to convert an Igbo woman to Yoruba by all means. Why he didn't go for a Sinmisola in the first place baffles me. Then again, any Igbo woman f00lish enough to settle for a yoruba man deserves whatever comes her way. This is the first sign of the kind of marriage she has gotten herself into. After one and half years of marriage, it is name change, what then would happen after say 15 years? she might then have been totally subdued and living in a cage somewhere in ogbomosho or something like that. SMH.[/quote]simisola is a good name,op is just trying to label hr husbd as a bad man

odiaero: Lier u are @OP

why do say that?

[quote author=chi-baby][/quote]because them tõo like money

mykejones: Saw the thread..
Gladly opened it..
Reading
Gasping..
Shakin my head..
Shoutin 'WTH?!'
Read futher..
Thought about my present relatnshp..an igbo girl.
Fainted!
Called her,pleaded..'am nt exactly sure about any wedding now nkem,maybe wen am 35 and Ua 33'.

go borow money 4 ur wedding

md4real: hey guys, just want to know how its done. it really kind of look like a very strong thing to walk up to a lady in the midst of her friends and start blabbing...i need some concept please.

very easy.Just walk up to her and tell her in presence of hr frds baby i love u and i wil like to take u to bed

lefulefu: yes ooo when i see a wowor babe i always getting an ashma attack
why is dis so?

may b because those one see are pritter than ur babe

lefulefu: 1:fat women find it harder to give birth to children
2:fat women are always lazy
3:fat women find it hard to move around durin yanshing session(s3x).ehn dem go just dey one position while the poor bobo go dey sweat dey do the work.
4:fat women are liable to destroy ur home furniture with their yokozuna yansh at all given times.
5: fat women too chop.dem go jus finish all ur foodstuff for house one time.devil baptise if ur girfriend or wife na orobo wey too like food.
6:fat women are too controlling.dem think say because dem get larger body size dem fit use dat as a reason to dey bully the poor bobo.
7:wen u see a fat woman walking towards u e go be like say na julius berger bulldozer dey come towards u.
8:wen doin missionary position wit an orobo dont ever make the mistake of letting the orobo dey on top of u otherwise she go just crush u to pieces with her heavy duty MACK trailer weight.

number 3,5 7 may b correct

bunmioguns: SON: Why is making love
so enjoyable?

Father: It is just like the
sensation when you are
digging your nose with
your finger!!

SON: Why do women enjoy
more s.ex than men?

FATHER: It's because when
you dig your nose, your
nose feels more comfort
then your finger.

SON: Why do women hate
it when they get raped?

FATHER: It is like when you
are walking down the
street, someone else come
over and dig your nose,
would you like it?

SON: Why cant women
have sex when they are
having menses?

FATHER: If your nose is
bleeding, would you still
dig it?!

SON: Why is it dt men don't like
to wear condoms when
they are making love?

FATHER: Do you like to dig
your nose with a glove on
your finger?!

SON: Why is making love
carried out in private?

FATHER: Will you dig your
nose in front of your class?!
Idiot!

SON: Whoa!! Father You
AreGreat!!!

5/100

[quote author=D.lee]Ojigbijigbijigbijigbi !!! The old look is far better than the new look. I'm just saying my mind.[/quote]new look is easy to operate just excerse patients

Those idiots hv cos confusion bw me and my former babe and it eventualy cost us d relationshp

Those idiots hv cos confusion bw me and my former babe and it eventualy cost us d relationshp

penelope9: Hi nairalanders, i have a friend who is married but she can,t really say how is even got herself involve with her husband which she said have no VISIONS and PLANS for the FUTURE,her marriage is just 2years old she said ever since she married her husband he has being running his own business and the business is less successfull because of his bad habits,and when she confront him about how bad he is running the business,he would tell her HE WAS BORN THAT WAY and now the business has finally crumbled during the period the husband was running the business with borrowed money she doesn,t even know the financial stand of the man and the business for when he wanted to marry her the LIEING HUSBAND painted himself as a millionaire who have what it takes to run a successful business aside all this the man is very lazy in the sense that he hardly read his books and make plan for himself,he have no good sense of judgement and at this moment he stays at home from FROM MORNING TILL DAWN,GIVING THE WIFE COMMAND AT ALL TIMES AS HE HARDLY DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF EVEN TO CLEAN HIS SHOE HE CANNOT.Aside all this that she is tolerating,he TELLS LIES LIKE THE DEVIL HIMSELF,when he spoil or misplace things in the house he will put the blame on HER CHILDREN.My friend is considering living him for good and have nothing to loose.What is your opinions nairaland should she leave or stay.

watin concern u AMEBO

Exponental: Carry ur children, tell dem u dont av money yet, dat they can av their child till u are ready. I bet, d woman go escape come meet u. Just end all in d court.

then u shd just pray nting happen to the woman cos if she died u are in big troble

Se o possible ni

Good

doxime:
@op
are sure this is ibo list,
this is more like a calabar list

how much do u think can be use to settle the list

I got these from another site [Tradional Marriage List
People , help oo. My friend
has just fainted. He just
received the following list
from his in-laws for their
traditional marriage next
year.
This is after he and said wife
have been married for about
3 years and 2 kids later.
Insult to the Family For
making her have a baby
before "marriage"
1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. Two Carton of Star Beer
4. Two crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N10,000.00
Consultation marriage
list for the father
(MBUP)
1. 2 bottles of three in one
whisky
2. 1 carton of Explendido
Brandy
3. 10 litres of native gin
4. 10 cartons of star beer
5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 carton of wine
8. 10 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and
hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N5,000.00 for
breaking of cola
Full Proper Marriage List
for the father
1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 1 hat
4. 1 big towel
5. 1 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wrist watch
8. 1 dozen underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10,000
for cutting goats head
10. Matchet with cover and
beet
11. 15 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion
beer
13. 2 cartons of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one
whisky
15. 1 caron of wine (Don
Morris)
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft
drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for
the cola nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with
N150,000
For the mother �
consultation (MBUP)
1. 6 bottles of campari
2. 4 crates of minerals (soft
drinks)
3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts
4. I piece of English wax
5. 1 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of
crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper
For the Mother � Full
marriage (proper
marriage)
1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and
one lase
2. 3 assorted blouses
3. head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Paris of shoes
5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen
of brassiers
6. 1 hand bag and 6
underwear
7. 1 big basin full of crayfish
with cover
8. 1 big basin full of pepper
with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 1 umbrella
11. 1 suit �case with N50,000
12. 1 caton of Eva wine
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 4 crates of Guinness malt
15. 4 crates of minerals (soft
ddrinks)
16. 1 bag of rice
17. 5 tubers of yams
Nto Ete (family
members)
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of besson and
hedges cigarette
5. 1 packets of matches
6. Nka Ekong of N10,000
Youth
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris
cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2,000
Iban Nda Usung (Women
Vanguard)
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 1 crates of minerals (soft
drink)
3. N1,500 in cash
Grand Father (Uncle)
1. piece of wax loin cloth
2. 1 long sleaves shirt
3. 1 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wrist watch.
EDem Eka
1. 1 carton of beer
2. 1 bottle of brandy
3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleaves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt
HELP!!!!!!!]

HBD NL 2008cl

Nice move,ladies(corper) can now use kung fu to fight any one mess wit them

@op hook me up wit d woman i wan b d fada of hr next kid, bt shey she hammer o

U are now a man

These nysc has don more harm than good to our graduate is high time they scrab it

With the way messi is scoring and breaking records i belive he can achive 1000 goals

Ronaldo is better,

Ronaldo all d way

Ronaldo is better,