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 Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Davido's Fiancee Chioma Beats Coronavirus, Test Negative Twice by Ironic: 10:50pm On Apr 19, 2020*. Modified: 11:07pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
She never tested positive |
| Health › Re: WHO Staff Who Traveled To Kano From Bauchi State Tests Positive For Coronavirus. by Ironic: 10:30pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
The show is just getting started. |
| Family › Re: My Wife Has Turned My Children Against Me by Ironic: 9:46pm On Apr 19, 2020*. Modified: 10:27pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
D'fvq did I just read? Like, you'll send your kids on an errand, your wife will stop them and you won't do anything? Like, you don't flog your kids? You fvckin claiming Western pattern of raising kids by being a simp to them all to be tagged a modern dad? You gotta be a typical African dad asap! Bruv, the first thing you need to do now is to make them to be scared of you. Very necessary at this point. Next time you send any of them message and he/she refuses because of your wife, flog the hell out of that one, if your wife tries to misbehave, flog her too with well-deserved uppercut and smackdown. If possible, stop eating her food because she's capable of doing something unexpected with what you eat. They'll become scared of your recent behavior and adjust. Strict dads keep the best, calm and organized home. What next? Your wife will try to manipulate them by using your new attitude towards them. Keep being strict towards them and still do your fatherly works towards them. Trust me, you need to go very hard right now since your soft ways ain't working. Mothers manipulations towards their kids against their dad can only function when they are tender, when they grow, they MUST know the truth and the mum will be at the loosing end. If you don't have the mind to do what I've advised--Divorce your wife. You can't keep housing a demon who's quick to use your kids against you because she's closer to them. 681 Likes 73 Shares |
| Health › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Launches App To Help Schedule Test Appointments by Ironic: 9:41pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
This is commendable. I have this strong feeling that more than 5000 people in Lagos are infected. |
| Family › Re: Can You Get Married To Someone Who Stays In Such An Apartment? by Ironic: 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
You never can tell, his future may be bright. 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Between Austria And Canada Which One Should I Travel To? by Ironic: 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Wuhan, China. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Comes Out Stronger, Publish Another Covid 19 Broadcast For Lagos by Ironic: 7:53pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
DigitalBrands01:House parties are still going on in Nigeria. They aren't just foolish enough to seek attention with it by posting it on social media. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Kyari's Death: Time For Aisha To Hijack The Presidency And Redeem Buhari's Image by Ironic: 7:51pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Buhari is irredeemable. |
| Politics › Re: Kwara To Give Transport Workers Soft Loans On Monday by Ironic: 7:42pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Until the beneficiaries admit being loaned, they remain audio. |
| Celebrities › Re: Simi Shares Baby Bump As She Celebrates Birthday Today (watch Video) by Ironic: 7:40pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Talk about Adesua's fruitless womb. |
| Crime › Re: Disturbing Video Shows Young Mother Teaching Her Underage Son How To Smoke by Ironic: 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Do you need to be told that she's a Hoe and a single mum? |
| Family › Re: My Experience: How Can Couples Sustain Their Love Even In Old Age? by Ironic: 7:28pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
I didn't bother to read up because what you wrote won't change how destined a particular marriage is meant to be. 6 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Manu Dibango Has Died Of Coronavirus. by Ironic: 2:14pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Manu Dibango Has Died Of Coronavirus. by Ironic: 1:52pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Amid The Covid-19 Crisis, Singer Kcee Celebrates 41st Birthday With Adorable Fam by Ironic: 5:45am On Apr 18, 2020 |
A failed career is better than a failed home. Happy Birthday to him. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nasarawa Buys N500m Cars For Lawmakers Despite Having No Single Ventilator In Th by Ironic: 5:44am On Apr 18, 2020 |
They'll all experience what one particular chief of staff experienced. |
| Health › Re: Visitors To St Edward Hospital, Ajah, Lagos Advised To Self Isolate by Ironic: 5:15am On Apr 18, 2020 |
God bless South East. 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: *BREAKING: Buhari’s Chief Of Staff, Abba Kyari Is Dead. Died Of COVID-19 by Ironic: 1:02am On Apr 18, 2020 |
In Akon's voice. No need to cherish luxuries ‘Cause everything come and go Even the life that you have is borrowed ‘Cause you’re not promised tomorrow So live your life as if every day is gon’ be your last Rest In Peace. |
| Politics › Re: COVID-19: Abba Kyari Is Dead by Ironic: 12:58am On Apr 18, 2020 |
In Akon's voice. No need to cherish luxuries ‘Cause everything come and go Even the life that you have is borrowed ‘Cause you’re not promised tomorrow So live your life as if every day is gon’ be your last Rest In Peace. |
| Politics › Re: BREAKING: Chief Of Staff, Abba Kyari Is Dead (Confirmed) by Ironic: 12:56am On Apr 18, 2020 |
In Akon's voice. No need to cherish luxuries ‘Cause everything come and go Even the life that you have is borrowed ‘Cause you’re not promised tomorrow So live your life as if every day is gon’ be your last Rest In Peace. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: BREAKING: Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari Is DEAD by Ironic: 12:56am On Apr 18, 2020 |
In Akon's voice. No need to cherish luxuries ‘Cause everything come and go Even the life that you have is borrowed ‘Cause you’re not promised tomorrow So live your life as if every day is gon’ be your last Rest In Peace. |
