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mommysgirl:
Buy a new engine

The buying process is what I am negotiating with u.

mommysgirl:
You're not dead, you're still breathing and typing, so I'm safe

It's just like a new car without an engine. How will it work my dear?

mommysgirl:
I'm fine and you

And you expect me to tell you I'm fine when you've killed me inside?

mommysgirl:
hello sir

Wassup babe? Been a while

mommysgirl:
SMH

U still no wan reason my matter sha....

E no get as to.to water small, e reach preek to take bath.

What a sweet way to die if they were married. If not, wetin dem go talk if God ask wetin kill them?

Evidently, she is a baby mama cuz no sane man would allow this rubbish in his house without dashing her 500 naira Etisalat.

Snowangel4:
Hormonal disorder/imbalance

Snowangel4 be like "Make God just dash me one quarter of this yansh, boys for my street go take.

Aminat508:
https://www.nairaland.com/isacolukay

Accepted with utmost humility.

Rosieflower:
ur vry right

‰0ⁿ]
Bia, how are you doing today?

safarigirl:
none taken. I'm not even familiar with your moniker, so I doubt you would feature in my slumbook. The fact that you remember me is an honor

I didn't mention you to get a slot in ur slum book entry. All I would appreciate is just a quiet moment with you at Varieties opposite Law Gate or any other location you deem conducive.

Name Isaac

Age Adult

Occupation Salesman

Are you single, dating or married FWB

Those u like on Romance Section dolcilicious

Those u dislike on Romance section Darkenedrebel (his rap prowess presents him as being too gangsta for romance)

Those u find annoying Ishilove

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) orijin101 Agarawu23 Loomer dolcilicious HerexG Neyoor, Canme, Jollyjoy, cherlene Aminat508

Those you follow and wish follows you back lolaabokoku mommysgirl

Why do you follow the people you follow it's personal

NLer that has sent u the most PMs I've never gotten one

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. 0/100= undefined

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting Idowuogbo (trust me, I no wan enter her bad book, she go murder me)

Which Romancelander is fake. I'm too real to see fake peeps

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date lolaabokoku

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on dolcilicious

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) she's just simple

Your favorite Romancelander(s) dolcilicious

Your favorite mod used to be sexkillz

Funniest Romancelander(s) boiledcorn, mrcork,

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads Aminat508, montezz, omotayour123

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Dolcilicious (I can't explain why)

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Dolcilicious, Orijin101, Loomer

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life all the awonwerey100% crew

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with dolcilicious

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life chikk

NLer(S) you consider smart Kingtom

NL member that tries too hard. Nna ur question too much joor

NLer(s) you find intriguing dolcilicious

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer catfish

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section safarigirl

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. Lolaabokoku

Who do u often agree with Loomer

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) lolaabokoku montezz

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) none

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy naijaboiy aminat508

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag Safarigirl (no offence intended sis)[/quote]Dolcilicious
where art thou?

Queennikky:
Lol @ no 9

"turning sex to torture

E be like say or guy never fuq u with Vega 100 before abi? You for no lol to that point number 9.

mommysgirl:
I don't understand English

Oya follow back make we talk turenchi in private then.

mommysgirl:
I'm alright and you

Fine thanks!

But mommysgirl, I want to crave your indulgence for a favour I won't want you to rescind.

Birthday wishez sweetie. Where are we drinking the beer?

mommysgirl:
Sweet, but then it's Monday again

Now it's weekend again! Sho wa PA?

yommen:
How did Jonathan become president? Not similar? Did anybody raise eyebrow? Or are there not indigenous Yoruba people in Kogi? Can't they governor?

Nna Ehn... The bolded na DIE

missdebs:
then we will know its truely ENDTIME election

Misdeeds, been a while. Wassup naw?

mommysgirl:

Hw was ur weekend?

QueenEdna:
It not me dear, never been to that place before...

No mind the guy jare. Him dey like you, come dey use old tricks. Me I no fit lie, I dey like u. Aw far?

rheether:
Mama nah mama. Weda nah animal or human.

Some animals mama better pass humans sef.

By the way, you be fine gal sha.

Kk

Nice

ify2016:
No be small thing o... protest everywhere... Me I don dey mind my biz o
LOL...
FTC on first day of joining Nairaland.
I dedicate free shit to everyone wey wan shit for our toilet. just to increase the ministry.

Ify dis load wey u carry na die o!

mommysgirl:
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LITERATURE

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DENOMINATION

mommysgirl:
10 days older

Lol. For your mind about?

mommysgirl:
April 18

So close, you came ten days earlier, I'm April 28.