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Another one!

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A bus conductor n his driver were both arguing 2 know who was more brilliant.
DRIVER: u no go sch reach me
CONDUCTOR: haba, I go sch pass u oh!
DRIVER: Oya wetin be two times two?
CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy! Dat one na 22 be dat.
DRIVER: Fool!! Person tell u d answer for back abi?



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A Nigerian girl got married to a Chinese man. She became pregnant and give birth 2 a baby who eventually die within 1 month. D girl's aunt was crying in d funeral saying" i knew it! I knew it!!" Curious relatives asked "u knew what? She answered " i knew that Chinese product don't last".

Hey peeps look at wayne Rooney of Man - U after so many defeats he chose to change his profession! Hahaha

I go write JAMB, when time for English don reach, I decide 2 spy. one fine babe siddon near me. She just dey shade dey go without looking up. Na im I say na God carry me siddon near dis babe. She dey no.79, me dey no. 62. I just dey follow am shade dey go,the chick raise head c wetin I dey do, she provoke WHAT IT IS? WHY IS U SPYING ME?:s As I hear that English na im I halla for the hall " ABEG WHO GET ERASER?"

Hw do u see big pot belle?

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISH

A man went to face an interview Panel:

A member of the Panel asked him, "Tell us the difference between
COMPLETE" and "FINISH".

The man replied, I am clarifying with example, "When you marry a right person you are "Complete"
and when you marry the wrong person you are "Finished".

However, when you now marry a wrong person from a wrong family “you are COMPLETELY FINISHED”.

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle. The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!

Two little boys stole a bag of orange from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot''. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery .

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .

Few minuets latter A drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

"Father father pls come with me come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:

"One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u,

Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:

“What about the two at the gate?"

Omo come see marathon , even the priest almost pass church gate !!!shouting we are not dead yet,

He is cute, isn't he?

An Igbo man was withdrowing money from the ATM. The igbo behind him said, ha!ha!haaa! I swear you be fool, me i don see your password na 4 stars(****). 1st igbo: Nonsense na you be fool, na 1258 be my password. GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.

Recycled. Lol. Hehehe!

I really love man! don laugh tire. Lol

Pls peeps who do you think should be penalised?

Nice one

Look at the new Umarudinho of the year 2010

Hehehe. That guy must get a slap in the butt. i know it. Lol

Nice one. I love that joke! ISAD

What will you do when you wake up in the night and find this Kid in front of you

Hahaaha. Ilove this jokes

Nawa fo all of una wey post insult! You no no say na naija una dey no be Zimbabwe [i][/i]

Nepa una Doo!!!, Una don try as you took light off at the final whistel!

the final whistel was blown and Nigeria 3 and Spain 1

it is now 3-1 against spain

Check out Nigerian Team is winning spain two zero at the moment Live!

you must be nut! na from where you get this mathematics? I hope you are good at class too

Hehehe, nawa for that lady. she think say she dey escape abi? anyway na final escape to hell b that