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Stand Aside! by horwarh(m): 9:11am On Aug 04, 2010
A Guy was sitting outside his home after a bitter divorce & noticed a crate of Beer Bottles.

He takes out an Empty bottle, smashing it into the wall swearing, "You are the reason I dont have a Wife".

Smashes 2nd Bottle "You are the reason I dont have my Children".

Smashes 3rd Bottle, "You are the reason I dont have a Job".


Notices 4th Bottle is Sealed and still full of Beer,


"Stand aside my Friend. I know you were not Involved!
Re: Stand Aside! by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 04, 2010
Nice one
Re: Stand Aside! by NaijaSisi(f): 9:45am On Aug 04, 2010
haha grin funny
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 9:46am On Aug 04, 2010
Naija_Sisi:

haha grin funny

hmmmm
Re: Stand Aside! by NaijaSisi(f): 9:47am On Aug 04, 2010
u dey get green eye abi kini
no worry u stil b my no1 joke provider cheesy wink
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 9:51am On Aug 04, 2010
ok
Re: Stand Aside! by EfemenaXY: 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2010
horwarh:


Notices 4th Bottle is Sealed and still full of Beer,

"Stand aside my Friend. I know you were not Involved!


Ha!

That's nice!! - love it grin grin grin
Re: Stand Aside! by dani1luv: 8:17pm On Aug 04, 2010
ROFLMAO
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2010
lol,
Re: Stand Aside! by isadk77: 9:34pm On Aug 04, 2010
Nice one
Re: Stand Aside! by dani1luv: 9:50pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^I know
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2010
u don come again abi?

stalker!!
Re: Stand Aside! by 1stknight(m): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2010
U twy
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 10:25pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^ Stand Aside, angry
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 10:33pm On Aug 04, 2010
Its the same
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2010
Love it

bad ass joke
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2010
, so?
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Aug 04, 2010
Abi o my broda
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2010
wetin


i repeat na bad joke
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 10:50pm On Aug 04, 2010
go to school, i won't went.
u see why u repeat? grin
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 10:56pm On Aug 04, 2010
abeg stand aside  - you are not involved


Classic
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 11:11pm On Aug 04, 2010
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2010
kunbee dear

u want bear hug
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Aug 04, 2010
If u get green card
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 11:42pm On Aug 04, 2010
yes i get and even british passport i get
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 11:46pm On Aug 04, 2010
I wan marry u ooooooooooooooooooooooo kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Stand Aside! by blacksta(m): 11:54pm On Aug 04, 2010
how u wan do am

send me your picture - make i process your papers
Re: Stand Aside! by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^hehehe

and the drama continues. . .
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 12:28am On Aug 05, 2010
blacksta:

how u wan do am

send me your picture  - make i process your papers
hmmmmmmm
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 9:37pm On Aug 05, 2010
hehehe, look before u leap!!
*dat guy na omila*
Re: Stand Aside! by Kunbee: 11:56pm On Aug 05, 2010
Really shocked
Re: Stand Aside! by lbotus(f): 9:53pm On Aug 06, 2010
yels na i think say u be sharp babe. grin

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