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Romance / How I Handled The Babe I Met At Bobo's Place last Saturday by Issokay(f): 7:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
Meet a babe a my fiance's place and she had made this mothering Egusi soup and eba. Guess what? I ate a mouthful and after she washed the plates, I gently asked when she would leave as it was late (past 8pm) as myself n bobo needed to relax.

She timidly responded she would be on her way. As she was about stepping out, bobo bursted into laughter n said she was an older cousin I have nevér met n his mom was d one who sent in the Egusi soup! Jeeeeeez!!!!!!!

She came to hug me where I was fully freezes and said to bobo in Yoruba "iyawo leleyi". That's how my head started to swell n She went ahead to call almost everyone in the family what took place. I really feel good with myself cheesy grin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hajj Stampede: Nigerian Survivor Narrates Ordeal by Issokay(f): 11:51am On Sep 28, 2015
I see this yearly mishap as a sacrifice!!!!! cry

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Career / How Many Of Us Lay Our Beds Before Leaving For The Office? by Issokay(f): 7:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
Either married or single?
Politics / Re: Military Kills 11 Cattle Rustlers In Katsina, Arrest 39 by Issokay(f): 9:41am On Sep 11, 2015
olafisoyeibukun:
Kill them all. Those Fulanis deserve death.
I remember when I was serving as a corper in Benue state, they kill the Tivs and the Idomas as if they are doing a very easy job.
Oh I heard our President and the Senate president are also Fulanis?
Am Proudly an Ondo Ekimoguns.......Where is my dog meat?

Egin le o, ken ti ri?
Travel / Re: Bus Fare Within Nigeria by Issokay(f): 4:29pm On Sep 07, 2015
COSTAIN TO CMS............................N100
CMS TO EKO HOTEL ROUNABOUT.......................N100
OSHODI TO SANGO OTA..............................N200
LAGO TO IBADAN..........................N1550
IBADAN TO IWO.....................N350
OJUELEGBA TO STADIUM ...............N30 KEKE, N50 BUS
ATI BEEBE, BEEB LO grin grin grin

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Romance / If U Were To Marry Your Spouse Where U First Met, Where Would That Be? by Issokay(f): 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2015
Mine wld be on Facebook! smiley wink

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Romance / Re: On-line Dating by Issokay(f): 2:38pm On Aug 24, 2015
God is my witness, can't provide pictures though
Xiadnat:
Is that so??

Proof or you go hug optimus prime.

Anyway: congrats I guess.
Romance / On-line Dating by Issokay(f): 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2015
I met my husband on facebook in Jan 2013 and we were married in Aug 2013. we had our handsome boy March this year! Our marriage has been AWESOME!!
Career / Re: How To Have A Happy Retirement by Issokay(f): 9:23pm On Aug 12, 2015
Anyways, open your retirement savings account with StanbicIBTC Pension Managers. You will never regret it. wink
Career / Re: How To Have A Happy Retirement by Issokay(f): 9:20pm On Aug 12, 2015
jossy26:
The pension idea is laudable but is it sustainable in this our country? thats a million dollar question, if the government can sustain it and ensure PFAs dont misappropriate the funds then we all we have a good retirement in the nearest future. if someone can invest in a viable business, thats also a great idea to plan for good retirement.

FYI, PFAs do not keep Pension funds.Each PFA has a pension fund custodian who are resposible for accepting remittances.
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by Issokay(f): 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2015
davidflo baba........how long more do we have to wait embarassed
Crime / Beware Of Scammers!!!!!! by Issokay(f): 3:36pm On Jul 31, 2015
Mr Paul, bekiafu ooo! My response sef na wa, lol

Career / Is There A Career Path As A Call Center Agent? by Issokay(f): 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2015
As a call center agent with a renowned PFA in Nigeria, I want to know if there is a career in being a call center agent. I have being working with the company for about 3yrs now as a full time employee. Salary n staff welfare is excellent, but I have an inner desire to do something else. I need to know if being a call center agent for this long has a career in it. Thanks.
Career / Re: How Safe Is It To Have A Pension Plan In Nigeria? by Issokay(f): 9:03pm On Jul 29, 2015
StanbicIBTC Pension Managers!!!!! The surest Pension fund administrator to RetireWell. smiley
Education / Re: 10 Students You Should Not Sit With If You Did Not Read For An Exam by Issokay(f): 6:18pm On Jun 30, 2015
I graduated from FedpoAdo so I know what it means to study hard n well for an exam before u r messed up. Managed to upper credit, thx to dos shows wld av grad with a distinction grin
Nairaland / General / Morherhood by Issokay(f): 11:15pm On Jun 28, 2015
The most fabulous experience! May God visit all the women and men believing him for children.
Religion / Re: Rapture by Issokay(f): 10:35pm On Jun 28, 2015
menesheh:
Who's gonna help define rapture pls.

Rapture this! rapture that!


Where the fvck are these naive people getting this idea of rapture?


From researches carried out, dreams, hallucinations or where?

This is the most bitter truth we do not want to hear.

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Religion / Rapture by Issokay(f): 10:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
Rapture will take place shortly, how prepared are you?
Webmasters / Re: What Are Your Fav Websites You Go When Bored by Issokay(f): 6:39pm On Jun 28, 2015
Dailymail.co.UK

Nairaland

Never LIB! grin
Health / Re: Anal Fissure, Hard Stool. Please Help by Issokay(f): 6:36pm On Jun 28, 2015
Drink alot of water and eat plenty vegetable. Hope it helps.

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